>2014
>Still no Super Bowser game
Inside Bowser does not fucking count
I think I want that princesses game more.
And that's coming from a guy.
>>262400004
A Bowser game would be better honestly.
What would a bowser game even be about? Castle simulator?
>>262400004
We already had Super Princess Peach
>>262400372
I would think it would be like Bowser's segments in BiS, but more expanded.
>>262400372
Evil bitch threatens the entire kingdom and kidnaps Peach
Bowser gets upset and goes after her because he doesn't want anyone dominating him...yeah that's it.
Remember the Story modes in the Smash games? Its basically that except with Bowser and his minions. All the power ups Mario uses applied to him.
Play Super Mario as fucking Dry Bones
>>262400372
Wait
A Castle Defender game with Mario villains sounds cool as shit
>remember how bro bowser was in SMB RPG.
>not being able to be bowser
It's pain, anon. It's pure pain.
>>262400920
>Play as Koopa
>Mushroom Power up gives you a shell
>Get Fire Flower
>Become Magikoopa
>Get Hammer
>Become Hammer Bro.
>Get Star
>???
I've always liked the idea of playing as the bad guys or at least the "not as bad" guys
i love bowser, my dream is for the next Wii U Paper Mario game to have Bowser playable. 50% mario story 50% bowser story.
Leading a team of him and some koopa's would be so awesome for me.
>>262400376
Which got released 8 years ago in english.
Where does the time go?
>>262401794how much do you love him?
>>262402390
>>262399674
Bowser isn't cool. Even Toadstool is cooler than him.
>>262403340
Fuck off Woolie
>>262402237
>8 years ago
Fuck, seriously? Shit i enjoyed that game
>>262401794
Did you never play Bowser's Inside Story?
If anything a bowser game should have some kind of party management system where you can have minions follow you around. Maybe a point system per minion (kinda like gatcha force? but on a larger scale) so you could have a small group of goombas and koopa troopas following you, or maybe a koopling or something. as long as this game would have a way to control his minions I'd be happy
>>262403670
I don't remember it. All I remember is fantasizing about what happened if Peach got beaten by a Koopa
>>262400920
>Smash Bros.' Adventure Mode/Mario platformer
>Smash controls
>Bowser uses powerups
>even the ones that don't make sense, like the cape
>including THE HAMMER BROS SUIT
>>262403843
That's pretty much the game that began this whole Bowser fandom.
You don't seem many videogame characters that can move islands with their bare brute strength.
>>262404049
>not Pirahna tentacle rape
Don't think I'd be able to contain my boner.
>>262404137
>That's pretty much the game that began this whole Bowser fandom.
You fucking what? People wanted to fuck Bowser before Inside Story.
>>262403670
Yep. 2006 in all western regions.
I liked it a lot too. I honestly didn't expect that I'd end up enjoying the game.
I really, really would like a Super Bowser RPG.
>>262404294
I can't get off to tentacles. Monster on maiden is entirely different though.
Bowser's Inside Story was good
Why not a Dungeon Keeper style game with Bowser at the helm?
Make castles and lands for Mushroom Kingdom's heroes to run through.
Can you give Mario the Game Over he deserves, or will it be The End as always?
>>262404538
Nintendo wouldn't let Mario lose.
If they pulled that, champs besides Mario would invade and Mario would be like the final boss.
That or "IT WAS ALL A DREAM"
>>262404315
when it seems to have started with bowser's inside story
>>262404957
Mario has multiple lives though. He'll keep coming back until he gives up for the day.
And there's plenty other heroes to invade Bowser's castle. Toads, the Beanbean kingdom, Wart's army.
>>262405147
>implying toads give a shit about anyone but themselves
Playing as Bowser was the best part of BiS
>>262405147
>Beanbean kingdom
Fucking fund it
>>262405557
Yeah it was. It was better paced and more fun.
Playing as the bros was tedious as shit.
I feel like this could work as a Super Mario World rom hack - replace Mario with Bowser, give him some new abilities. No Yoshi. Make it so that he can crush blocks by stomping on them.
>Bowser's Inside Story
>Hilarious cartoon guts and shenanigans
>Lawl this is the fart zone
>Teehee this is his brain, it's a computer
>BONES AS PLATFORMS
Amazing game but being a huge fan of Fantastic Voyage plots makes stuff like this suffering.
>2014
>Still no new wario plataformer
Bowser would work well on a RPG or something like >>262400920.
It could be the chance for nintendo to add more variety to mario games
It's Bowser Day in Japan.
Really.
>>262410201
There's a peach and mario day too?There's a 2hu day?
>>262410573
I don't know and I don't care.
>>262410201
The best day.
Source on that? Searching gets nothing
>>262411343
https://twitter.com/moku_nameko/media
>>262410201
This reminds me i need to start practicing drawing
>>262412390
Good luck with that.
>>262411504
If that's the case then I hope there is a lot of Bowser stuff drawn up.
>>262412774
Not particularly. It's not exactly widely known, especially outside of Japan where basically nobody knows.
>>262409104
>mfw Bowser's insides
>Thwomp bones
>pipes embedded in his fucking skin, not counting the ones you use to warp out of him
>living sentient beings running everything
>his brain is an organic computer
>>262413696
Well every mario character does weird shit with its body in the games
>>262410201
Wasn't last month Bowser Month?
>>262415964
For the US.
>>262416251
Year of Bowser when
also unf
>>262416361
2030.
>>262416561
>That grace
How the fuck is Peach not hot for him?
>>262415792
What do you mean?
>>262416754
It's like Beauty and the Beast if Beauty was a dumb bitch.
>>262416754
Because that hideous face.
>>262417205
>>262417097
But beauty was a dumb bitch?
>>262417205
What the fuck did you just say about my waifu
>>262399674
Luigi has games. Yoshi has games. Peach has a game. Toad has a game. Wario has an entire damn franchise. Sooner or later Browser is going to get his due.
>>262417345
Nah, Beauty was cool.
She taught kids its okay to love monsters and that they can be kinda hot.
>>262416806
Well a perfect example is how they can shot fireballs from their mouth or grow with a mushroom.
And remember all the sorts of magic.deepest lore
Does anyone else just generally love Bowsers relationship with his 'latest" son?
>>262416754
because she has someone who's actually human
>>262417519
they shoot fireballs from their hands
>>262416561
That's hilarious
It's one of those mario vs sonic games?
>>262417573
What relationship?
>>262417710
Yep.
>>262417626
Oh, i remember reading somewhere that it was from their mouths and i guess i stuck with it
>>262417345
>Waifu
You mean Bowletta?
>>262418001
Nobody cares about Bowletta.
>>262418001
>Liking Bowletta over Cackletta
She don't need to change to be beautiful
>>262417720
He just generally seems to care about him as opposed to his other koopaling minions
Where's Miss Bowser anyway?
>>262417573
Well he must be happy because he's the only son that looks like him
>>262418126
>Implying I said that
>>262399674
You get the right to whine when Waluigi gets a notable role
>>262419140
But Bowser came before Waluigi
>>262419256
But we haven't even had Waluigi be player 2 in Wario Land 5
Are these fuckers related to Bowser?
I haven't played the new gamesyet
>>262419845
Koopalings, Boom Boom, and Pom Pom are not related to Bowser
>>262419845
Only relative the bows has now is smashy doo
>>262419670
It isn't sad that this shit doesn't get me anymore?
Also how much i need to wait to cum a lot like this?
>>262420178
Its not cum you sick fuck its glue
Read the filename, idiot
>>262419670
is hecummingon a wii u?
The new super mario bros team should add playable bowser in the next game, and announce that feature like there's no tomorrow.
This could help in that people wouldn't scream rehash that much.
>>262421374
Bowser is too big
>>262420913
Yeah people should stop wasting glue like that
>>262421374
People who scream rehash would do so anyway, they wouldn't buy the games in the first place.
>>262422268
I fucking knew someone was going to post one of those.
Also this a respectable christian imageboard.
>>262422268
>No trajectory
confirmed faggot
Vore fans must have had a field day with inside story
>>262423031
I don't even like vore and that game gave me many boners.
>>262421680
like ridley
>>262423540
>Riddles gets his on game
fuck yeah
>>262418484
But Peach is Jr's mom
>>262423749
>ribley gets his own tomic book
Noice
>>262424049
Duh but he had the Kooplings before he even met Peach
>>262424049
That's disturbing
>>262423031
I like vore and that game didn't give me any boners.
>>262424049
she's not his mom
>>262424374
Implying she doesn't deny it in Sunshine because she knew she got knocked up and birthed a child but just didn't remember who it was with because she was drunk on that Yoshi's Island pollen
>>262423031
It's a fucking kid's game, i bet you get boners from perfume commercials
>>262424243
koopalings aren't his, they're adopted.
>>262424943
Adopted?
OrStolen?
>>262424285
Who knows what Bowser does to Peach.
>>262424819
That's one hell of a headcanon you have, but Nintendo said she isn't the mom, and Peach's comment about "I'm your mama?" was meant to be that she was in disbelief
>>262425327
I just want Bowser and Peach to be binded together by law
is that so much to ask?
>>262425401
Will Jr. really grow up that fast?
>>262423749
>start out as a Baby Ridley
>takes place after Fusion
>Samus pays your containment area a visit
>you have flashbacks
>YOU'RE RIDLEY, REGENERATED
>escape the containment area through vents, like the Morph Ball
>with the Space Pirates' help, power up and absorb energy and life force until you're full blown Ridley
>last battle is you versus Samus
>it's a draw
>leads into the next Metroid game
>>262425645
Technically a divorce never happened in Super Paper Mario
>>262425738
>He goes around screaming "THE HUMAN"
>Ripley other R
>>262425645
she's with a better man now
pair him up with Cackletta or something
>>262424876
Does that mean that only kids can play it? It does not. What makes you think I have a fetish for perfume?
>>262425998
>Bowser x Cackletta
done
>>262425401
>>262425257
Who draws this shit?
There's no way Nintendo is ever going to confirm bowser put his giant lizard dick inside peach's surprisingly loose vagina, and shat out an some bastard abomination, while creating the most bizarre ntr scenario on the planet.
What the fuck is wrong with some people?
>>262425703
It's a cute headcanon thingy.
SMS Bowser best Bowser.
You guys don't pair Bowser with Midbus?
>>262424049
>giving birth to a spiky shelled fire breathing lizard
Damn. If bowser's thorny cock didnt wreck her, that did.
Her vag is probably like fucking ground zero. Cant fuck her cuz your dick might break a weight bearing support beam in there.
>>262399674
>In b4 bara thread
>>262426256
NTRfags and Bowserfags, not even once
>>262426631
too late
>>262425872
Ah:
>Baby Ridley nods toward a communication device so the Space Pirates can understand him
>of course, they don't know it's Ridley yet
>they command it to speak
>it screeches THE HUNTER, breaks the equipment
>Space Pirates rejoice, game really kicks off
>>262426256
The implications of the Mushroom Kingdom having an Illegitimate heir, that also ties up Bowser's Kingdom interests me for some reason.
>>262426549
>Pair
ew gross
domination after a fight to decide who is the strongest maybe but pair? Gay
>>262426726
I'm not even a Bowserfag.
But >>262426802
>Bowser gets his ass handed to him by Mario
>Again
>Says "Fuck this shit, I'll go take over other kingdoms and steal their princesses!"
>Sets out to steal princesses and take over various kingdoms (likely 7 because jrpg world format)
>Defeats those respective Kingdoms' "Marios"
>As he takes over these places, begins slowly realizing there's some suspicious shit going on
>Princesses he's kidnapping are heads of a third party evil-doing group looking to take over the world.
>Their next target is the Mushroom Kingdom
>"B-but... Only I can take over the Mushroom Kingdom!"
>Evil-doer fucks Mario's shit up
>"Only I am allowed to trounce Mario!"
>Kicks their shit and saves Mushroom Kingdom
>Is commemorated as the Unlikely Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom and flies off with plans to return and once again be Mushroom Kingdom's most persistent antagonist.
>>262426802
>>262426983
but we know for a fact that Peach isn't the mom
>>262426631
>>262426727
It's never too late anon
>>262426802
I was about to mention that baby Bowser looked like Jr, in that picture
then it hits me like a brick
Degenerates pls go this is a video gaems thread
>>262427462
>degenerates
stopped reading there.
>>262427109
Bowser and Peach never denied it though.
Jr, just jumped the gun, when he said that "Peach isn't really my mama"
>>262427749
ebin
Now please fuck off or keep posting so you get banned, both work.
>>262427798
yeah, but sex doesn't exist in the Mushroom Kingdom
Babies come from storks
>>262427952
>Being this edgy
kek
>>262428264
Why are you trying so hard to fit in
>>262428080
good point
>>262400004
>>262400369
>>262400376
A compromise then.
Tower defense game where you can play as either team princess or team koopa. Team princess consists of Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina defending against Bowser, with Team Koopa being Bowser and his forces trying to invade the two kingdoms and some territory of space where Rosalina resides.Complete both stories to unlock the final mission where both sides team up.
>>262430315
>Bowser "invading" Peach's "Castle"
>>262428054
>>262418534
But the Koopalings are actually adopted.
>expect Bowser porn image dump
>get actual discussion
I'm proud of you, /v/.
>>262432434
Nobody ever dumps porn, at most some questionable stuff.
>>262432434
Yeah...hurray.
>>262433323
Bowser is my role model
>>262434380
>That Roy
>>262434380
What a picture.
>>262434380
Mario gets NTR'd
>>262426256
Of course nintendo isn't going to come out and fucking confirm it. Doesn't mean its not clearly canon for anybody with a passing knowledge of mario lore.
>Mario: Cuck since 1983.
>>262433323
Is that edited? Did someone mess with the game. How the fuck would anyone get Bowser to suck Wario's dick, why make the effort to fuck with the game just to do that.
>>262434780
if you knew Mario lore you'd know Nintendo flat out stated it isn't in, so it's headcanon
>>262434835
You have a sick mind.
>>262434920
where
>>262400372
Mario Empire building game would be cool
The default troops are the assorted troopas, goombas, piranha plants and others have to be persuaded to join - such as shyguys, snifits, wigglers...
build housing and habitats and grow your army - fight against other villains and the like - it would be pretty damn sweet.
>>262435121
In an interview with Game Informer
>In Super Mario Bros. 3, the Koopalings were supposed to be Bowser's children. But there's also Bowser Jr. Are they all his kids, and are they all from different mothers? Is Bowser Jr. a Koopaling?
>Miyamoto: Our current story is that the seven Koopalings are not Bowser's children. Bowser's only child is Bowser Jr., and we do not know who the mother is.
>>262435636
cool thanks
>>262419649r/oddlysatisfying
>>262435636
>we do not know who the mother is.
Its Wart. Prove me wrong. You can't.
>>262437180
Wart exist in a dream and is male, bam
>>262435636
>that specific wording
>we do not know who the mother is.
>Peach confirmed.
It's called reading between the lines.
I can practically see Miyamoto winking at the interviewer.
Nintendo obviously cannot flat out say it. Imagine the media shitstorm! Parents would boycott Nintendo and their stocks would plummet overnight.
>>262437918
Whatever floats your headcanon bro
>>262437301
Yeah and Mario was delivered by a stork and since you can change things in dreams, Bowser fucked Femwart and the birthed Jr who was delivered from the dream to reality
checkm8
>>262438971
but what part about the stork connects the dream to reality?
>>262439153
Uh
UH
I-its fiction why are you so pent up about being realistic omg get over yourself it doesnt have to make sense lol get out autist!
>>262439664
what the fuck
why is Superman flipping out over a cat
>>262439859
Its kryptonyan
>>262434380
Bowser's a dick, but he's a dick that knows how to raise kids.
>>262440304
i get it
>>262440304
>>262440472
How is "Molest princesses" good fatherly advi- oh wait damn you're right. I wish Bowser was my dad
Bowser?
>>262440538
>>262440658
S-someone explain
>>262442801
kryptonian is the race of krypton which is superman
nyan is a cat noise of japanland