Super Console-tan Fighter II Turbo: The E3 Warrior
You guys wouldn't happen to want to indulge in any fetishes, would you?
I fucking suck doing low-res pixel stuff. I'll go to sleep and see what I can do when I wake up, hopefully the thread will be still alive by then
Added to the archive!
Now I can finally go to sleep
while hoping that this thread lives make another one if this one dies, okay?
Whoa, what's going on here?
I guess I should repost my stuff since I did it a little late.
My fetish is girls opening their mouth and exposing their uvula.
No, not vore.
Okay, not to sound like a huge fucking geek, doc. Buy this doesn't make any sense. Piccolo is a namekian, and therefore, has no reproductive organs. I don't know, It always seemed odd to thus pic, with no one addressing this. M-more tans.
that's your courage hangy ball, anon.
NBC, I'm CDC.
top tier tans:
Genesis, 2DS and xbone
shit tier tans:
everything that isn't listed above
Damn, Genesis-tan is a real qt. She really makes me want to play with her.
>Not a shit-designed tan with a shit character
Budding writefag here have an idea for a story I want to write.
Preferably in greentext because I don't want to make an effort
basically I was thinking
>Anon-kun in Tan town
>gets invited to play games at wii-u's house
>comes over and guess who is also at wii-u's house
>lewdness ensues leading to vita wii u 3some
what does everyone think?
Just look at all them implications, just flyin' through the air
Uhh... I gave boots, was this a no, no?
>Implying SNES-tan is shit tier.
>Implying 2DS will let you talk shit about her sister.
You don't deserve to post that image with an opinion like that.
I really wish we could see more 3DS-tan though.
Here's a quick layout of the circle,
Anon is at 12, Xbone is at 2, Genesis-tan is at 4, SNES tan is at 6, Vita-tan is at 8, WiiU-tan is at 10, and PS4-tan is also at 12, er, sort of, just imagine that lineup of people packed together in a tighter circle
>And the lucky lady that will kiss Anon is....
>The bottle landed on you, PS4-tan let out a grunt of annoyance, "Rules say you get a pass, Xbone-tan, you're up."
>Xbone-tan blushes and grabs the bottle, she nervously looks over at you before giving it a whirl
>As you focus on the spinning bottle, you can see Xbone-tan staring at you in your peripherals
>It's like she likes you or something, nahh (MC is dense logic okay?)
>The bottle slows and slows, you're thinking, 'it already landed on me, what're the chances of it landing on me again right? Haha!'
>The universe is always listening
>The bottle stops, pointing at you, you hear giggling from SNES-tan and Genesis-tan
>Vita-tan is drooling at the possibility of two people making out in front of her
>PS4-tan is looking as smug as ever
>Xbone-tan is so flustered you'd think her kinect was about to explode
>PS4-tan speaks up, "Rules for kissing is that it has to be on the lips, no shorter than 10 seconds long" She firmly declares with a raised finger
>C'mon Anon, you may be a /v/irgin but you can handle a simple kiss right?
>"Ara ara Anon, do be gentle, it is her first you know~" WiiU-tan speaks with a sultry tone
>Why hast thou forsaken you Gods?
>You're knees are weak, palms spa-no not really, you're just as nervous as poor Xbone-tan
>You face her and ready yourself for the kiss before she stops you
>"H-hold on Anon i'm not ready yet..." She starts fiddling with her kinect, straps are being undone
>After a few moments she gets the helmet off, her long silver hair flows out, finally free of that contraption
>She's fucking adorable
How am I doing guys?
Give it a shot Anon.
MSF and PBS, I'm BBC
The regular 3DS is a terribad titan of consoles.
Worst dpad, shit size, gloss garbage, unnecessary 3D, worst battery life amongst its peers, ultra breakable hinges and nasty shoulder buttons.
XL a fat
you're doing great anon, but I was expecting a kiss from SNES-tan, but Xbone is okay too
>Mad Catz not being something with fight sticks
>Not kissing SNES-tan first.
But it's not like I kept reading because I wanted to. You fucking baka!
>It's like she likes you or something, nahh (MC is dense logic okay?)
Hard to believe when you practically fucked them all already.
>"Ara ara Anon, do be gentle, it is her first you know~" WiiU-tan speaks with a sultry tone
Is this supposed to be a different anon from the last story you wrote?
It's still me
I'm 50/50 on having ara-ara or not. My first one did, but I wan't sure how well it would slide with you guys. Just keeping y'all in mind when I write these down ya know?
>SNES' hat is criminally adorable.
>Genesis is still cuter though
So that's why she had to steal her hat to level the playing field. History repeats itself. The first console war was ruthless and ugly. That same console war repeats itself,
what the fuck do you take me for
I guess I should post part 2
Say that to my face and not online, we'll see what happens.
It's not something worth fighting over.
None of those things really bother me, except for the shitty battery life and the d-pad. But the original DS d-pad was the only one I liked. The 3DS does seem pretty breakable, but I try my best to take extra good care of my stuff.
Are you a 3DSXL owner or a 2DS owner? Do you even have one of the consoles?
>mfw Karbo does a drawing of a console tan
So is the 2DS the best one to hold?
>Her blush, once hidden by the helmet, is now on full display, splashed over her cheeks
>Her head is tilted down as she twiddles her thumbs, but her eyes stay focused on you
>PS4-tan coughs loudly, "Hurry up Anon, either you're going to kiss her or someone else will." She crosses her arms in annoyance
>You scoot a bit closer to Xbone-tan, your face nearing hers
>She lets out a small squeak at the proximity of your faces before closing her eyes and pushing her lips out a bit
>You cup her face and note the softness of her skin, it's now or never
>You capture Xbone-tan's soft lips with your own
>Your heartbeat thumps rapidly in your chest as your mind travels a mile a minute
>Time seems slow or you two,merely cherishing each other's lips in your own pocket of time
>Soon enough the 10 seconds are over and you pull away, Xbone-tan is still in a daze
>"Anon...." She barely whispers as she ghosts her fingers over her lips, as if contemplating if what had just occurred was reality
>The moment is torn to shreds when WiiU-tan speaks up, "Awww, could it have been the first for both of you?"
>To preserve your minuscule dignity you turn your head away with a humf, however something WiiU-tan said barely caught your ears
>"I.... take it.."
>Before you can interpret this information, PS4-tan boldly exclaims that her turn has arrived
>PS4-tan spins the bottle and you take a glance at how the other consoles are fairing so far
>WiiU-tan seems as composed as ever, but something is different...
>You're fairly certain Vita-tan nearly got off to your 10 second 'make out session'
>PS4-tan is the same as ever, but now without a small blush coloring her cheeks as well
>SNES-tan and Genesis-tan appear to be gossiping about you, while disheartening you're glad to see the two get along so well
>Xbone tan suddenly taps you on the shoulder, startling you
>"Anon... w-was I... you know, good enough?" She asks you, barely looking you in the eye
You like? No? Stop? Go?
>Her face after trying to laugh off an awkward attempt at a kiss.
I want a cute, short haired girl who wears an eyepatch.
Where is the healthy fetish discussion
You guys said you'd be discussing fetishes
I wouldn't say good, but he's alright. Then again, I'm not giving it much thought, so I'm not really judging or criticizing.
>Not kissing SNES-tan first.
Don't like it. But keep going. I'm reading it.
>SNES-tan and Genesis-tan appear to be gossiping about you,
Again, I have to ask. Is this anon different or the same one as your story from last week?
Oh holy fuck. I haven't been in one of these threads in a couple weeks.
They've completely devolved into fetishist shit instead of cute personifications of consoles and them doing funny things together. Make it stop.
Yeah yeah yeah
Tell that to the other guy
Er, sorry my dream didn't play out the way you wanted it to? And i'm not sure what you mean, I am most definitely the same anon, is my writing style different somehow compared to last week?
>Xbone is fat
>PS4 has huge tits
What does Wiiu get?
Massive birthing hips?
So this is a dream you had about the tans right?
I beg to differ with that other anon, you're pretty good, at least you're good at keeping the entertainment flowing, and I consider that a major point in writing
Yep, this is all a dream. A little hard to remember, at some parts I kinda have to make up what I think happened because I don't have perfect memory of dreams. Thats where my dream journal comes in! And lucid dreaming. Lucid dreaming makes this a looooooooooooot easier.
>Er, sorry my dream didn't play out the way you wanted it to?
No. But I can't really complain, despite the fact that I am (over little stuff). Don't worry about it. It's entertaining to read, regardless.
>I am most definitely the same anon
Oh, I believe that you are the same person alright, but you say these are stuff you dreamed. To me, they sound like they're just stories, so I was asking if the main character of the story was different.
Last week he practically fucks them all, this week it's all a bunch of virgins playing spin the bottle. Something didn't add up and it confused me.
Please excuse muh autism.
What the fuck kind of utensil is she eating with? It's too straight to be a fork or spoon and it's bent the wrong way to be either one too. Is she eating Ice Cream with one of those L-Bar screwdrivers?
Yeah thats the weird thing about this.... they're not.... how do I put this... coherent? Each dream is an isolated case and very rarely will I dream consecutive progressive stories. I suppose technically its the same chatacters (Anon is always Anon) but it's like in a different reality each time. I can try to dream more coherent stuff though! Try to get an actual story going instead o a jumbled mess of sex scenes.
I got pastebin shit. Hold on a sec....
First parts of this current dream
I wish I could fucking lucid dream too, man
Got tired of trying after seeing that even when I managed to get my consciousess in, I couldnt do much because my mind would still be sort of asleep (try to fly, most of the time cant, try to morph the dream, never could, but oh, think about a monster for a nanosecond and damn son, I'm so sorry)
I was kidding.
I actually like your stories, so keep going
Straws aren't solid gray generally. Even angled it looks undetailed, or they were just too lazy to draw the fork prongs if it was one. But who the fuck eats ice cream with a fork either?
Why are the Windows-tans so perfect?
Sasuga Bill Gates
>Each dream is an isolated case
Alright. Got it. That makes so much more sense. Hey, I understand that you can dream the same characters, but different stories. I sleep and dream too, but I just don't lucid dream.
>I can try to dream more coherent stuff though!
>Try to get an actual story going instead o a jumbled mess of sex scenes.
You don't have to push yourself. I just got a little confused over little details, but forget I ever pestered you about it.
I heard that trying to induce lucid dreaming would be scary for this reason. Inexperienced lucid dreamers might end up seeing images of monsters and demons instead of the stuff they want. I don't feel like trying because I started experiencing "nightmares" and sleep paralysis a couple of years ago.
Also Internet Explorer
She is trying very hard but is kinda clumsy.
Why do you never give her a chance and only use her to get another girl?
So which -tans are bottoms and which are tops?
if you can't deal then she'll just get worse
Man, forget about that anon!
I will make you happy, SNES-tan!
>implying Gamesphere doesn't look like this now.
>Not liking SNES-tan's feet.
Yeah, I don't think she's for you, anon.
I'll take her off your hands.
Anyone want to take a stab at Tapwave Zodiac? With it we'd have a complete 6th Gen of Tans.
It was aimed at a 18-34 demo with focus on being a multimedia device, essentially a pre-iphone. It's big games was Doom, Duke Nukem, Tony Hawk 4, GTS Racing, & Spy Hunter.
You have to promise that you will share her with the rest of us.
SHIT, I FUCKED UP THE CIRCLE ORDER, PS4 WAS SUPPOSED TO GO LAST SHIT
>You chuckle at Xbone-tan's meekness and give her a reassuring pat on her head
>"Don't worry Xbone-tan, you were... great." Her face goes into another shade of red you didn't think was possible
>You didn't notice that the bottle finally landed on you until you're roughly pulled face-to-face with a pissed of PS4
>"Hey lover-boy" her voice dripping with sarcasm, "forget about me hm?" You're a little scared that she might hit you, but you notice something off
>"W-wait a moment! Isn't it supposed to be Genesis-tan's turn?!" you prove that it was indeed going clockwise, and PS4-tan should be last
>PS4-tan stops to ponder this with you still in her rough grasp, trying to escape
>A maniacal grin grows on her face as she brings your face close to hers
>"Sorry Anon, I really, want this.." Her voice fades and loses it's usual harsh edge
>Before you can react, your lips are smashed into PS4-tan's own lips
>She is fierce, almost like an animal, biting and sucking on your lip like it's a piece of meat
>You moan against your captor'slips and feel hers grow into a smile
>You're fairly certain it''s been 10 seconds already but that apparently never occurred to PS4-tan, whom is busy trying to occupy your mouth with her tongue
>Before you could pass out from lack of air the kiss if finally broken, your savior, WiiU-tan, the first helpful thing she's done all night
>"Don't be so greedy PS4-tan, save some for the rest of us..." She looks at you with that predatory gaze again
>You're not sure what would be worse, being in PS4-tan's clutches or in WiiU-tan's clutches
>You hope that you'll never find out
>Xbone-tan looks mortified, but at the same time highly aroused
>WiiU-tan has gone full blown predator mode, you can feel her stare bore into your very soul
>Vita-tan... well it's quiet evident Vita-tan has been, taking care of herself
>Even SNES-tan and Genesis-tan are looking more aroused than before
Yeah man, it honestly was't a fun path getting to here, lucid dreaming and all that. I went through a looooot of dark shit.
So here was PS4-tan's turn, how did I do guys?
>>She lets out a small squeak at the proximity of your faces before closing her eyes and pushing her lips out a bit
>>You cup her face and note the softness of her skin, it's now or never
>>You capture Xbone-tan's soft lips with your own
>>Your heartbeat thumps rapidly in your chest as your mind travels a mile a minute
>>Time seems slow or you two,merely cherishing each other's lips in your own pocket of time
>>Soon enough the 10 seconds are over and you pull away, Xbone-tan is still in a daze
>>"Anon...." She barely whispers as she ghosts her fingers over her lips, as if contemplating if what had just occurred was reality
I remember my first kiss. She was the school bicycle, experienced and motivated. She knew exactly what she wanted and how she liked it. We were sitting on the beach, her head resting against my shoulder when she perked up, lifting herself up to my level. I caught a glance of her lips: rich, glistening, open slightly awaiting mine to join them.
She leaned over and with the soft touch or pink flesh electricity erupted from within me. My heart raced and my whole body tightened. Her lips withdrew for a fraction of a second only to press back with renewed vigor. Her mouth opened and her tongue slipped through lashing and caressing a part of me I never knew was so sensitive.
My grip on her tightened and I pulled her on top of me. I wanted all of her, I wanted to kiss and lick every inch of her soft skin and have her do the same to me. The passionate fire burnt within me
threatened to burst free from my jeans. My throbbing member, restrained like a snared beast, would not accept anything less than satisfaction. My body pressed forward into hers. Hers pressed back into mine. The flame grew hotter with each movement, more wild and primal. Then flooded through my whole body at once, our mouths and lips locked hard against each other's. Hot mess erupted between us. She told everyone and I never lived it down
Hey, it's cool. I was only kidding around.
Sh-share? Of course, I will.
Just as long as I get to go first, and you all wash your hands before touching her controllers.
>Implying I like her only for her feet.
Hey, I love SNES-tan in her entirety! Don't go around throwing implications like that. I would actually
play video gameswith her!
I apologize for any and all spelling/grammar errors made in this
Im just describing my dream
>Tfw i've actually never had a first kiss irl
Such is life in Moscow (idontactuallyliveinmoscow)
>tfw there's only so few Ouya pics that you can post each thread without it getting repetitive.
the world needs more genesis tan
Oh hey the thread's still up.
Enjoy some tiny tan adventures.
(also 2DS and 3DS remind me a lot of Thing 1 and Thing 2 with that color scheme)
Hah, nice memes, my 4chan friends :)
Will be sure to post more to my facebook for a few cheeky likes.
>no brow ridge
please don't be one of those tumblr-tier artfags that things that they need to parrot every tidbit they read.
>bike helmet being the kinect
fuck that's adorable
I DONT THROW SHOES NIGGA
IF THEY'RE DADDY LONG LEGS THEY CAN STAY BUT ANYTHING ELSE GETS CARRIED OUTSIDE VIA A PIECE OF PAPER
And now there was some screech outside
From an animal i've never heard of in this neighborhood
>tfw the rake will kill dream-fag as he tries to make more stories
But I have to stay up
And write about my dreams.
Fuck fears, on with part 11, or wherever I am...
No guys please seriously
NO STOP IT GOT LOUDER WHAT THE FUCK
5 years in mspaint
actually i used a generator
we should make a dating sim but with console tans
we could have all of them from the previous gens too. there could be several PC tans, one being super strong master race, one being a fat ugly /g/ luddite, one being riced out alienware mountain ew
Jesus Chris that picture makes me want to
Shove my face inbetween PS4-tans legs[\spoiler]
Reposting a comic I drew.
I drew it, but another anon in the previous thread cleaned it up for me. I'm too slow to work on it and browse this thread at the same time, so I'll try to finish it by next week.
she cried herself to sleep
the tears will dry up by then
try again next time!
>tank tops with leggings
So are all previous gen tans dead?
In half the comics they are presumed dead/missing/gone, which makes me feel sad, but in others they are still around and seen as old but fun, which makes me reconsider feeling sad
Also, any comics about emulators for PC?
I... I wasn't even the anon who kept rejecting her. But I'll make it up to her!
I leave SNES-tan with a gift.
>Implying that's you.
>I REALLY hope that's you.
You should make some more.
If it helps, my next drawing idea is 2DS being hired to babysit Vita and them hitting it off.
>PS4-tan looks satisfied, to some extent
>"Wow Anon, I didn't think you'd taste THAT good." She says to you while licking her lips with a sharp smack
>"You'll have to give me another taste sometime Anon, you've satisfied me for now.'
>She crawls over to you on all fours, her loose tank top exposing her cleavage
>She gives you a long lick across your cheek before laughing and standing up
>"I'll see you all tomorrow, i'm headed to bed, unless you want to join Anon." She slips her tank top low enough to expose one of her nipples
>"Heheh, you wish Anon." She playfully skips up the stairs towards one of the many guest bedrooms
>Through that entire ordeal you've been frozen on the spot, your brain trying to understand all that's taken place
>In a seemingly repeating motif for tonight, your train of thought, or lack thereof was derailed
>This time it was from a rather loud moan from Vita-tan
>She finally pulls herself away from WiiU-tan and looks at you with a crazed lustful stare
>"Anon, I want, no, I NEED IT!" Vita-tan, in a lust induced daze, lunges at your crotch
>As you shut your eyes and brace for the attack on your titan, you realize that it never came
>You dare to peek from one of your closed eyes to see Vita-tan in the clutches of WiiU-tan
>"Oh my Vita-tan, is this what you wanted sweety?" WiiU-tan coo's in a sweet voice, before locking lips with Vita-tan
>Vita-tan is moaning in ecstasy as WiiU-tan wraps her tongue around around Vita-tans
>This one-sided battle of tongues goes on for minutes before WiiU-tan breaks from it to make an announcement
>"It seems Vita-tan here needs a little... training, i'll take care of her so you kiddies have fun with spin the bottle okaaay?" WiiU-tan giggles as she smacks Vita-tan's ass, whom lets out a squeal of pleasure
>The two depart up the stairs and into another empty guestroom
Er 11/? right?
Good? Bad? Feedback!
I like 3DS-tan and I'd like to see more of her, but I love the way you drew 2DS-tan and Vita-tan, so more of any of those would be nice.
Unless you want to draw a different tan than the ones you already drew, I'd like to see your take on SNES-tan and Genesis-tan.
>Fapping to consoles.
>Not already dicking them.
You like video games, don't you?
well what are you waiting for anon
give her the gift
I've been waiting for this.
I'll treat her well.
please tell me there's a lewd version with an unbuttoned cartridge slot
I just doodled it on the fly
>I just doodled it on the fly
lewd please my dick cannot take that pose
Has somebody already posted this? Because I put it on
[s4s]about three weeks ago.