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New Jontron guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rIx WqcBk4M

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New Jontron guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rIxWqcBk4M
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>no touhou
WORST
JON
TRON
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I never understood why /v/ likes jontron so much, he's basically reddit incarnate.
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>>258269970
Wait, seriously? Did he at least get in some Ikaruga?
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>>258269970
it's about weird shmups and touhou is basically by the books
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>>258269970
It's rather refreshing to not see that cancer mentioned while talking about shmups.
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>read comments
>All these people bitching about the thing he said on twitter
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>>258270339

It's shown at one point but the video is about weird shit like Harmful Park and Cho Aniki.
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>that forced voice inflection/accent

First video I've seen of his, never again.
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>>258270161
well he's not egoraptor and he blew the fuck out of some faggot on twitter
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Does this guy always have a bird with him?
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>>258270721
What did he say?
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>>258270903

He has two now. Jaques and Spaghetti.
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>>258269970
you're the worst kind of person. Maybe you should watch it again.

Did you watch it again? didn't think so. The video is supposed to be about the abnormal Shmups, not classic, good or well known games.
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>>258270907
He said the word "Retard"
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Who the fuck even likes this fat fuck? Seriously he needs to die
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>>258270986
What's wrong with the word retard?
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>>258271078
Tumblrfags got asshurt by it
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>>258270907
He called Playstation Now retarded on twitter and some dude got butthurt and told him not to use that word. So he responded with "I'm sorry I forgot you were retarded". Commence dumb shitstorm.
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>>258271078
Nothing, but try telling tumblr that.
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>>258270590
thanks jon
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>>258271078
some SJW's got buttmad about it and he called them retarded in response
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>>258271078
Using it in the fashion that he did is an ableist slur. He completely deserved the criticism he got and is continuing to get.
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>>258271078

"hurr durr ableism"

and they demanded an apology

and then he replies "DID HITLER GIVE UP? NEVER" or something
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>>258271218
you're retarded.
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>>258269853
what happened to old jon?
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>>258269853
I love how every single one of his new videos is shaky as fuck because his awkward social reject girlfriend is filming him.
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Whoa he's so dreamy.
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>>258270907
Are you r*tarded?
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>>258270161

>/v/ likes jontron

just a few vocal faggots do.

Sage/hide/report youtube eceleb threads.
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>>258271218
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>>258271361
We all know the real reason for why he left grumps.

So he could live as a recluse banging his NEET princess. Cannot say I wouldn't do same though in his situation; Jon deserves his current situation for being such a nice boy.
Also I wonder how long until mods delete this thread because it's Jontron.
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>>258269970

It's a PC game. Jontron does console games.
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please guys dont shitpost in my thread

im trying to viral ovahea
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Moving both ways isn't new Jon, Defender could move both ways...
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>>258271387
>>258271559
All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, and video game culture. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post off-topic garbage.
>video game culture

:^)
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>Wow! Did you seriously say the word "Japanese" in a video that my gay autistic doctor son could watch?! That is the most offensive thing you could possibly say to a transchink like myself. How dare you? Disliked, unsubscribed, flagged and reported to the FBI for terrorism.
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Probably his best video in a while.
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>>258271712

Bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md6IJXBZ9EE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahFdNB2X7H8
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>>258270161

He's a funny chubby qt and that's all I need for a e-celeb.
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>>258270161

reddit was one of the main reasons he was so successful. They got him a ton of subs. I still hate reddit with a passion but he has a decent amount to thank them for, especially all the free advertising
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>>258271704
>the chinmaster is a mod on /v/
Not even surprised.
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>>258271935

His earlier videos were full of memes and that sort of stuff. Kind of embarrassing now.

Arin was a way better cameraman than his gf is now though, so boring.
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Viral marketing is against the rules.
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>>258272170
shut up, retard. fuck you
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>>258270986
>>258271164
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>psychicpebbles joins the discussion
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Good to hear he's still making videos. Chase your dreams, even if you're standing in the face of reverse-adversity.
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Jontron is such a qt. Arin must be pissed that he doesn't get to tap that anymore.
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>>258271323
See, you think this little roleplay shit is so funny, especially when you enable his mocking of the mentally underprivileged. You're not funny, you're not clever, you're not anything, except for perhaps pathetic.

So... fuck off?
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I lost my shit at the 2001: A Space Odyssey stuff, goddamn that was the craziest movie ending ever
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>>258272450
>>258272124
Speaking of Egoraptor, i noticed he uploaded a nwe Sequelitis. I don't really give a fuck because he stopped being funny or interesting ages ago, but it really sounded like he was giving a oh so different opinion about those Zelda games
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>>258270972
2hu is quite abnormal, specially the very first ones
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>>258272605
*grabs him by the throat*

BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?
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>>258269970
Someone out there should do a retrospective series of Touhou or something.
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>>258269853
So he's basically doing "Jontron reacts to: Japanese Stuff!" now? That's nice, I guess.
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>>258272617
The Last of Us and Beyound 2 Souls was more crazy.
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Would you watch it?
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>>258272715
he called ocarina of time over hyped I agree with him
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>>258272715
That's basically his identity now.
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>>258272605
ill stop when you stop being retarded.
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>>258269853

I'm just surprised he had a copy of Harmful Park. Shit's expensive.
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HEY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW AUDIBLE DOT COM DOES AUDIO BOOKS?

DID YOU
DID YOU?????????
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Seems like he has the right idea how to deal with the sjw bullshit.
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>>258272953
Last of us was quite tame for a movie

Beyound is really balls to the wall stupid, but not as stupid as Indigo prophecy
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>>258270161
I've always had a soft spot for him and the grumps in general when I want some simple/enjoyable background noise.
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>>258272715
STOP MAKING ME READ WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT SO MUCH I DO NOT CARE FOR THIS STORY BECAUSE FUCK READING WHERE IS MY GORON BUDDY I NEED TO FEED THOSE SPIKES ARE BAD GAME DESIGN WHY ARE TEHRE NO SPIKES ON THIS PLATTFORM
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>>258273120
At least he puts that at the very end of his videos instead of trying to mesh it with the intro.
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>>258272971

>A James Cameron film

I chuckled.
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>>258273121
but hitler did give up
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>>258273121
He has balls I'll give him that.
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>>258273045
while OoT is definitely overhyped his reasons for disliking it were fucking retarded
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When will Jon get rid of zionist danny and take back his rightful place?
Jon is exactly who Arin and Barry need right now, nobody gives a shit about Ross for all I care he can disappear with Dan.
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>>258273121
>that subtle threatening

"You really shouldnt resist, its just going to make my rape worse.. So please dont be a shitty person and let me rape you, k?"
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>>258273262
Actually, being a bigot doesn't require much courage.
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>>258273045
Of course it is overhyped, I can agree on that even though I love it. But all his points he tries to make are completely pantsu on head retarded.
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>>258271078
Not everyone is edgy
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>>258273121
this, never say you are sorry to a SJW, they dont care about what you did, all they care is that they got to point at you while you were "wrong"

so just keep making them mad and laugh at them, laugh and point at them
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>>258273121
Sounds like Jon just doesn't really give a shit and is having a blast.
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>>258273120
Mike Ross and Gootecks do that too so whatever as long as I can watch the shit for free.
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>>258273121
I did notice in the Titenic video that he made jokes about indipendet women when speaking of fighting-Rose, i think he really can't stand SJW
One of us
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>>258273359
>being a public figure on the internet when most of your fanbase is from tumblr
>saying edgy shit on the internet that would piss off most of tumblr
>implying he's not just doing to spite these people
Yeah nah he's not a bigot, people are just pussies.
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>>258273105
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
T
F
O
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>>258273387
>>258273307
his problem is that he realized that, so he was looking for stuff to support his opinion

OoT is a great game, over hyped to hell over the years, but still a great game, you can't really make it look bad without starting to nitpick about stuff that happened because of the hardware the game had to run and the year it was released
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>>258272971
Only if the ending is Arin sitting in the rain getting drunk since his gold-digger took all his stuff.Jon then appears at the end with an umbrella.
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>>258273121
>half-iranian
>Hitler remarks
Oy vey
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>>258270873
>First video I've seen of his, never again.

Jontron is an acquired taste.

I fucking hated him at first. I still kinda hate his reviews.

But you ultimately grow an affection because he's a fucking failure and this is literally the peak of his life. Might as well enjoy it.
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>>258273234
>>258273542
fucking everything i'm subbed to is sponsored by audible money. Goddamnit amazon.
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>>258270161
His content is generally shit, but that twitter thing fucking rocked
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>>258273193
heh, my thoughts perfectly, all of his ideas sucked
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>>258273596
>One of us
Stop trying to force this.Jon thinks 4chan is shit and loves reddit.
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>>258269853
>shmups
>no lose/lose
Come on Jon, think of all your underage fans that would install it on their family computers.
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His twitter shit aside

this episode was quite weak considering the subject he had to deal

You could feel he had played cho aniki before, or at least saw a lot of it, and he was padding the video with other weird shit, and then when you get to the Cho Aniki part, is meh, because it has no impact on him anymore, he saw screens and heard about this game way too much already and there is nothing more he can say
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>>258273953
But Jonathan is in this thread with us right now.
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>>258273596
in one of his videos he has a to do list where it says number 2 is to make fun of disabled people
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>>258274010

To be fair, that'd be any game, since any reviewer would record the gameplay then do the reactions later.
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>>258269853
why does he sound like billy crystal and why does he have such disgustingly retarded facial hair
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>>258273953
What makes you say that?
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>>258274329

Hey! Don't you dare be talking shit 'bout my husbando.
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>>258274295
not really reviewers like him usually record while they are playing for the first time and take notes of something of interest, then later write the script to act out the non gameplay parts

there was nothing note worthy for him on cho aniki because he saw everything before, and he was really stretching out on stuff to react in the game
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>>258271078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOBoKxEcVAA
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>>258273953
He never said 4chan is shit, he said that he didn't "get" it. I feel like maybe he started off going to /b/ and thought it was all just weird shit. His opinions definitely fit more in line with /v/ over reddit
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>>258273193
>HOW ABOUT A NPC AI GORON ALLY THAT WOULD HAVE TOTALLY WORKED ON THE N64 WHAT ARE TECHNOLOGICAL RESTRICTIONS I LITERALLY HAVE AN 8TH GRADE EDUCATION
I mean, the first two Sequelitis videos were pretty damn good, because he stuck to ripping on a shitty game and going nuts over an awesome game. The Zelda Sequelitis is just him being a contrarian. I vastly prefer Majora's Mask to OOT and I think it's pretty highly overrated, but ffs the reasons he gives are beyond retarded and would only be issues for people who can't wait five fucking seconds for a chest-opening animation to play.

I used to think he understood game design, but the way he doesn't realise why that iron knight thingy or whatever was put as a mini-boss at the end of the game instead of being the standard enemy type is just... stupid. Just really, really stupid.

Enemies have patterns to be predictable and easier to dispose of, you retard! It's a freaking Zelda game, and one that was made for the fucking Nintendo fucking 64. Imagine a game full of enemies that are as difficult as one of the last mini bosses in the game. Even in fucking Dark Souls the enemies have patterns and are predictable, because fighting through a bunch of unpredictable and impossible to read enemies would be EXHAUSTING AND NOT FUN.

Go back to Game Design 101, you idiot.
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>>258273669
He didnt even that, he just went full retard makiing shit up and even wasted many minutes complaining about things that were not even true to begin with.
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>>258270161
He's red pilled.
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>>258274329

There are pictures of Jontron sans facial hair.

There's a reason he grows it out. He looks like a lesbian without it.

Anybody out there have that pic of him clean-shaven with his girlfriend? It's eerie.
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>>258272443

Plase tell me that's Suzy's arm and she has something that looks like a penis tattooed on it.
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>>258272395
>JonTron not bowing like a bitch
>Psychicpebbles defending JonTron

Based
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>>258274662
Never watched rick and Morty
Is it any good?
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>>258274662

Rick and Morty is such a bland show. Why does /co/ have a hard on for it? I hear Justin and his cronies like to viral the shit out of /co/, but then again it wouldn't be the first time /co/mblr gets invaded.
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>>258273249
He never surrendered, he just killed himself.
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>>258274953
It's excellent, watch it on youtube, some guy uploaded the entire season with reverse colors, you just need to re-reverse the colors on your screen to watch it normally, he even tells you how to do it on the description of the video.

>>258274990
that's your opinion and i respect it
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>>258274850

He looks like a lesbian with his beard shaved off.
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>>258274325
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So what the fuck is Cho Aniki about?
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>>258270161
gaben is also a redditor but we still love him

despite their flaws they're still jovial fat men who produce stuff we enjoy
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>>258275218
IT'S SPHERICAL
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>>258275290
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>>258275218
He looks like he's wearing that exaggerated stage make-up they use in theater to make sure the lights don't glow your face on stage.
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>>258275302
gabe went to reddit only two times, on the first for charity, the second to answer questions and then AMA
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How the fuck is Jon able to sustain himself in goddamn Manhattan only doing one 14-15 minute video every month or so?
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>>258275528
his family is obscenely rich
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>>258274898

Yes, that's Suzy's arm, and yes, that "moth" looks like a penis.

http://instagram.com/mortemer

Two thumbs up, Mortim3r! Killer look!
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>>258275218
his gf looks like a man too
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>>258274325
Wrong thread doge gurl
>>>258266959
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>>258275639
That's not his current gf.

His current gf looks like Arin, Arin's current gf looks like jontron with FAS
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>>258274325
>>258275239
ever since I saw those 3 videos, momiji is dead to me
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>>258275582

Seriously, what fucking developmental disorder does she have? FAS?
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Someone call moot. /jp/ is having another leak.
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>>258275239
awoo
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>>258275290
making fun of homo erotic buff man
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>>258272617

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSo6s_xrj4c
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>>258275290
Is about living the life nigga
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wow it's fucking nothing

It wasn't terrible, it was just nothing. Nothing made me laugh, I didn't feel it was entertaining; it just happened.

Season 2 Jontron has been so hit or miss.
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http://youtu.be/V33E3w4Cd04
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>>258275302
>loving gaben
I will think about not nuking him when he does something with alien swarm.
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>>258270721
You know youtube changed their comment system from a reddit one to a 4chan one.

I love the ocmment system now. More discussion.
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>>258275528

He's a rich Californian.
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>>258271559
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>>258274674

Arin is really really bad at 3D videogames.
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Never watched JontTron before.

>Damn that editing is pretty good, did he sprite that shit himself?

also

>man, that cotton game has a fucking great ost
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CilX4J_r7rI&list=PLFD7E12457672F16C&index=6
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>>258276254
Dathings1 is fucking amazing
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>>258272605
go get triggered in the ass tumblrfag
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>>258272395
Man psychicpebbles is just a fedoracore member but wow did Jontron kick some shit with that post.
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>>258276301
How the FUCK is it a "4chan" one? Are you retarded? You need google plus to comment (I.E: similar to a Reddit account) On top of the actual comment structure being exactly fucking like Reddit.
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>>258275931
best 2hu
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>>258269853
>2014
>ripping off spoony
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that cotton game looks pretty fun, never heard of it
probably gonna try that out tonight
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>>258275528
Remember his older videos? have you seen his folks house in Cali?
shit was huge and had a great view, his folks were loaded, they probably bought the apartment or pay the rent for him, his videos are only for paying his food and some expenses I guess
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>>258274990

/co/ gets an insane obsessive hard-on for any shit that comes their way, It's kind of depressing.

>>258274953

It's okay. It looks ugly and relies solely on some improv banter. For such a short show, there's already quite a few bad episodes.
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>>258272824
>>258272605
*grabs both dicks and unzips own dick*
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>>258275528

His family is stupid wealthy. He's probably living off a huge trust fund.

Between videos, all he probably does is sit on his ass and play video games while eating shitty New York street food all day.
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>>258276254
>the eminem sequence
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>>258276571
My fucking nigga
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Will someone make the 2001 part into a webm?
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>>258269970
I'm pretty sure I heard a bit of Yoshika's stage theme near the beginning, so calm down.
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>>258276254
>you have to play the game
>to beat the game
>SOUNDS RANDOM, RIGHT?
Sounds like another guy we know. And his name is Arin. Arin Hanson doesn't like play to win games, fuck, there's the joke.
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>>258276568
Instead of having the comments with the highest points being visible first now it favours newly posted comments. You're more likely to see a comment posted 30 second ago rather than one upvoted by the hivemind.
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>>258276749

Now I'm reminded of homosuck general. So how is /v/ gonna react once it becomes /v/ related?
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