he looks younger now.
he's also much more happier now that he's not pressured like he was when he worked at HAL, he himself said he hated working there which was during the time the picture of the right was taken, he left the company in 2003 after getting tired of their shit.
He's immortal, just like Keanu Reaves, Nicholas Cage, and Hirohiko Araki
I genuinely believe Keanu Reaves is immortal, mostly because if I'm right I can say I told you so and if I'm wrong nothing happens.
Then you get someone like Tomino who gets old, and then kind of stays that way.
That only makes sense for Sakurai. This is what Sakurai has for breakfast. Kojima eats hamburgers and sausages every day.
I'm worried Sakurai is going to ruin his natural youth with plastic surgery. Another Japanese guy around his age, Hyde, looked the same from 1993-2009 and then out of nowhere turned into an old man with too much plastic surgery.
>Kojima eats hamburgers and sausages every day.
And it's starting to show.
He's killing his immortality.
>Kojima will die in your lifetime
Kojima-san needs the burgers and sausages to hit his protein and other macro intake for his bulk. He's easily more fit then the other developers and could fuck them up with out so much as a single issue.
He wants to fuck the chick that voices kirby but he's too shy to confess his feelings to her. You know who I'm talking about, the girl that people tried to claim was his daughter in that picture of nintendo execs daughters
Anna Hoshi is 53. Japan has the secret to aging perfectly.
who am i kidding, you'll post more anyway
Hideo Kojima sat alone at his booth at E3, surrounded by fans and press, commenting on his new PS3 release, Metal Gear Solid 4. Of course it was a smash hit, and he knew this… Yes, Mr. Kojima had always had a knack of hyping his games up, filling them with confusing story elements, and producing the most confusing, but celebrated, stealth action titles in history. He smiled in self-gratitude, but then groaning internally as a fan asked a dumb question.
Of course this was the end of Snake. That’s what he had been telling people over the last couple of years of development. He sighed, giving the fan a “We’ll see…” and the giddy fan boy skipped off in glee of hope of the series revitalizing with his fictional soldier.
It had been a stressful day for the writer, director, and producer from Konami, and E3 was definitely not helping. A number of interviews had already taken their toll on the video game designer, and having this new and revitalized E3, as they called it, blaring nonsense and noise from speakers and game setups; he seemed as if he was ready to pop. He waved off the fans and press and decided to take a walk around the show floor, see what the other designers and developers were doing, and of course lay down his two cents. But his curiosity led him to another place first, a place that he had been tormented by since the start of the convention. He looked over to the Ubisoft booth, his eyes resting upon the one true desire of this entire mess.
There she was… Jade Raymond…
Kojima gulped as he laid his eyes upon her beauty. She was smiling and shaking the hand of a fan, seeming genuinely interested in what he had to say about the game. He sighed in a mix of affection and lust as a strand of her long and elegant brown hair fell in front of her sparkling eyes.
Kojima gave another loud gulp and adjusted his glass, looking through them to notice that they had actually started to steam up. Wow, he was a mess over this girl, and placing the specs upon his eyes again, he could see her staring right at him, a wicked little grin upon her face. He blushed, giving an intake, and began to look around as if he was interested in something else.
His eyes laid upon the new Mercenaries game, a giant white man with a Mohawk staring right at him with angry, violent eyes. He didn’t really understand the appeal of this new entry in the series, yet he didn’t really understand many things outside the gaming market besides his games, and of course… Jade’s…
Looking back, he noticed that she had vacated from her seat. He gave a half-hearted sigh of relief, wiping his brow with a handkerchief he kept in his pocket. Kojima brought up a hand to drag across his scalp, and he noticed his hair was soaked with sweat. This illustrious woman had brought him nearly to the edge, and with a slow outtake, he turned to return to his booth.
And who would be standing there looking right at the Mercenaries 2 promo?
Why, none other than Jade Raymond herself, a hand delicately drawn to her chin as she stroked it, giving a rather cute perplexed face as she turned to him slowly, her eyes half-closed, almost as if she was teasing him with her own form of mix of flirting and playful misunderstanding.
“What do you think?” She asked, facing him fully. Hideo was frozen, his eyes locked on hers as she arched her hips, lowering her hand from her jaw.
“Wh.. Wh-what do I shink about what?” He said, obviously having no idea about what she was talking about…
“This!” She pointed to Mercenaries 2, her hands then outreaching as if asking ‘why?’ to the heavens. “I just don’t get it, ya know… It just seems like the ripped off Rockstar’s open environments and put in tanks to make it militaristic. No real story…”
Kojima didn’t know what to say… She took the words right out of his mouth. He would have complimented her on it, but he was still in a state of shock. Here she was, the girl of his dreams, talking to him about video games. There were times when Kojima was unsure of Jade’s commitment to the market, maybe she was just in it for the money. But no! She genuinely cared about the video game industry. This just turned him on more as she continued to speak.
“I saw the video you made… The one where Snake was wearing Altair’s robe.” She bit her lower lip with a smile, crossing one of her legs in front of the other in a cute fashion, idly watching her high-heeled boots.
has been canceraruduru.
I'm laughing so hard.
She lifted her eyes to him in a flirtatious manner, obviously teasing the nervous developer.
“D-did you rike it?” He asked, lifting a hand to stroke through his short black hair. When she nodded, he couldn’t help but snicker and blush, lowering his eyes down to her boots, nervous to even speak to her formally.
“Hey…” She approached him, moving in closer to his already raddled form. “I was wondering… Would you like to see my new game?” She asked, leaning into his face with a quizzical, but cute, smile. Kojima stood frozen for a moment, the nodded quickly. Jade giggled, taking a hold of his hand and lead him to the elevators. Kojima willingly followed, his eyes locked upon her very round butt, going back and forth like Meryl’s in Metal Gear Solid 1.
As they entered the elevator, Jade turned to him with a smile, pressing 3 on the elevator panel.
“I-ish your game in a hotel room?” He asked, a confused look upon his face as he watched the yellow light gleam from 1 to 3, the doors spreading open to lead both Kojima and Jade out of the elevator. He gulped loudly as she led him right to her room, swinging the door open and pulling him inside quickly. Peter Molyneux was hosting another Fable 2 party in his room across the way, and as he turned his head to look outside, he caught a glimpse of Kojima’s nervous form entering Jade’s room.
Can you watch the whole thing, /v/?
>I have the same phone as Kojima
Feels good man.
i love those edits so fucking much
that was the best thread that ever existed on /v/
Making Good games extends your life by leaps and bounds.
Why do you think Gabe has yet to release Half-Life 3? He's waiting till he's close to death to maximize the extension it'll probably give him.
All of them just borrowed the powers of the Stone Mask.
>yfw Miyamoto wanted to make Kirby yellow but Samurai said no
Pink is better for default kirby anyways, can't say it was a bad decision