How do I into dyke-in-shining-armormode, /u/? I want to become

>>1873531
You can learn to do medieval sword fighting. I think longsword would be a good idea.

>>1873531
>>1873548
HEMA's also just really fun and interesting, so I'll second that.

>>1873548
>>1873565
You need to watch out not to get to bulky. Also too many HEMA people I fought skip Cardio. Don't skip cardio if you want to go Prince. Also grow your hair into a long pony-tail to avoid butch

>>1873570
You know what, here we go.
First off running for general fitness will do you good. If you are in really bad shape work your way up from 10 minutes to 30 minutes a day.
Weight training is super important. You dont get bulky from that, don't worry. Free weights is king, avoid too much machine stuff since they are too focused on just one section of the muscles. Switch focus on days, have rest days. Build it up, hit the gym two times a week and work it up to 3/4 times a week. Maybe hit the gym two times a week and two times of martial arts.
What you eat is important. Kick out soda, drink more tea (a prince should be refined), less noodles, eat more yoghurt and diary products. If you are skinny you bulk first, gain weight with your training. Then you start cutting. Rinse, repeat. You are kinda chubby? Do it the other way round. First cut and then bulk. For cutting take about 500 calories off your daily needed intake. That will lose you about 1 kg in a week.
Grow your hair out, learn to probably take care of it, a prince can't have untidy hair. Learn to do subtle make up to boost your charm And hide possible unclear skin and other things real people have. Wash your mouth and speak with some dignity, no prince charming has a potty mouth. Stand straight, slouching is a discourtesy to yourself.
Learn to look gentle and calm. Be serious. Have you ever seen a prince who goofed around? No. You have to speak in a soothing voice and look mature.
You can do it, Anon.

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>>1873565
>HEMAs
Is it as heavy on eye-shanking, armor-wrestling, snail-jousting and dragon-bullying as it sounds like?

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Can this be another thread like the imouto/oneesama ones?

The obvious answer is to get yourself a wyvern. Bitches love wyverns.

>>1873611
Most people are rather chill. Many take part in reenactments or unscripted fights/tournaments though. Which ends up being a bunch of people in full armor hitting each other with blunt swords and weaponry in a huge pile of mud, sweat and f you are unlucky blood. Those are pretty fun, nobody hits too hard and everybody just has a good time beating each other a bit. At least where I am from, I really don't know how the US does this. We have this kinda hit at every descent sized castle.

>>1873611
>snail-jousting
I've never heard of this being in any treatises, but I wouldn't be surprised. There's some weird shit in those, sometimes.

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>>1873531
Give up. You will never be as princely or dashing as Fate-chan. But if you join a gym, learn some martial arts, get a motorcycle license (and the bike too, of course) and do your utmost to be chivalrous and humble as fuck, you'll find a few maidens happy to throw themselves into your arms.

>>1873626
Good to know, thank you. Swordbashing followed by wrestling-in-heavy-armor was about what I imagined, so I guess I wasn't so far off.

It impresses me how /u/ unites people from all walks of life, though. I never expected to see people that practice HEMA here, it is great that the desire to be (or be doted on by) an onee-sama is so universal and all-encompassing.

>>1873616
>Can this be another thread like the imouto/oneesama ones?

I think it's pretty obvious that we're going to extend these thematic threads until we've exhausted every broad and well-represented archetype.

>>1873599
Thanks /fit/-chan

>>1873542
>>1873541
>homura
>knight in shining armor
There are not enough monty python quotes in the world to mock you with.

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>>1873531
No easy way about it other than the old fashioned way, 36 chambers of the /u/-Tang.

L famous plays and operas and Broadway productions. Shakespeare, Bizet, Rodgers & Hammerstein, etc. Because:
1. Princely types get cast in male roles so you might as well learn it now
2. good practice for delivering pithy quips as you deliver the coup de grâce
C. Chicks dig poetry and shit

Get an asymmetrical hairstyle and some tomboyish outfits and an athletic bikini. We don't have to go quasi-androgynous all the time but it helps with the image.

Nice thing about prince mode is it's not as emotionally demanding as the onee-sama. No need for troubled pasts, and you can be as refined as an ojou in battle or get as rowdy as the tomboy come brawling time.

Make sure you have light jacket and an umbrella to offer girls. Also a glove to demand satisfaction and challenge opponents to duels.

Wearing your coat like a cape instead of using the sleeves is an option. Also make sure to have either a handkerchief or a scarf(which can also double as a cape). Not both. Come war time princesses'll offer you the thing you don't have as a lady's favor.

Athleticism, obviously. There's the obvious need for endurance and being able to carry girls. Learn the basics of a striking martial art and a throwing martial art. Also learn archery, which besides direct applications of arrows into victims, can also be used to secure ropes for infiltrating a villain's lair. And, needless to say, fencing or kendo or anything that gets you experience with using a sword. Gotta be able to commit to battles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB8tiSMCwRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuSU9mdm-Lg

Riding a horse may not always be feasible, even in the event swashbuckling talents become highly demanded, so also learn how to use a motorcycle and any other vehicles you might come across.

Also pick a flower to carry into battle as a pseudo-battle standard which you can then throw onto vanquished foes.

>>1873894
The movies don't exist anon. They are just horrible bad joke.

>>1873910
Why does this girl look like Signum and Meiling had a love child?

>>1873926
It's all about those braids onee-chan.~

>>1873925
>homura even with just episodic animu
>knight in shining armor
there are not enough smug anime girl images to mock you with.

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Practicing your princess carry will let you get swole and woo the ladies at the same time.

>>1874091
It also doubles as a subtle point of cross-training for you to do.

Survival skills are important as you will be relied upon to source food and shelter when a long walk or ride in the countryside is upset by unpleasant weather conditions and you need to camp for the night in improvised shelter [ a fine chance for you and yours to get further acquainted].

>>1873533
But most of the princesses there have saggy tits, and aids. Mostly Aids. And well, they are kind of too black for my taste.

>>1873599
This...is actually not bad advice. But the dairy products part makes me feel a little skeptical. Maybe it would help a little initially or sometime down the line, but keeping up with it seems like it could cause weight gain. Although eating too much of anything could cause weight gain.

>>1873775
>until we've exhausted every broad

i'd like to exhaust every broad, if you get my meaning.

>>1874124
I had meant lean diary products, they have good fats and a lot of protein. It's preferable to a very carb heavy diet. Also it's important to eat lots of protein when bulking to build muscles.
In fact Tuna, is the ideal food. Lean, low calorie,loaded with protein. Just eat a lot of tuna. Tuna sandwiches, tuna tacos, any kind of tuna

>>1874145
>loaded with protein
And mercury.

>>1874151
If you increase your tuna intake slowly you can easily eat up to two cans a day with no problem. Your body can handle it. But who the fuck eats two cans of tuna a day regularly

>>1874154
Fish enthusiasts.

>>1874154
it also doesn't hurt to swap your fish varieties around as well, say substituting sardines for tuna for an example.

If you are to be someone's prince then a working and exhaustive knowledge of court life, manners and procedure as well as a working knowledge of both the levels of and ranks and roles of the nobility (both ancient and modern) is essential.

Fuck, I'd love to work out with someone from /u/ but I doubt anyone lives near me.

>>1874183
Same here ;_;

>>1874194
Location?

>>1874199
vancouver island

>>1874203
8000km too far ;_;

>>1874214
I'm sure we'll find yurifriends someday...

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Be prepared to stare down onee-samas, the dragons to the prince's tiger.

>>1874183

Sorry, Vancouver.

And I'm guy. Shh.

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Join the army

>>1874154
I used to know a guy who apparently ate two whole-can tuna-pickle sandwiches for lunch, almost every day.

I still haven't tested if they're actually any good, but that guy ate a lot of weird-ass food so I don't know if I want to.

>>1874708
I mean, is that such a huge leap? Tuna and cucumber is as common as the BLT or PB&J.

How big of a leap would tuna & pickle be?

>>1874712
Pickles usually are a lot more flavoured than cucumber though. Cucumber just sort of tastes refreshing, with pickles you're usually getting dill or bread and butter or whatever.

Plus when someone's the only avid Vegemite consumer you know you learn to ignore their food advice pretty fast.

>>1874708
>that guy ate a lot of weird-ass food
Doesn't everyone? I speak as someone who makes tacos using stacked cold cuts instead of tortillas.

>>1873910
Awesome. The Zorro duel scene was my favorite epic fencing scene. Not even the new Zorro films could quite master it.

The other one the swordfight scene from Cyrano de Bergerac for the sheer poetry of insults. The french version is great.

>>1874665
But isn't the princely type a sub-class of onee-sama itself?

>>1876349
Nah, prince is hybrid DPS/tank, onee-sama's one of those "high utility but only in parties" by endgame.

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>>1873531
first of all, never cut your hair short. instead what you need to do is focus on dressing sharp, slacks, military cut, mantles instead of shawls, clean cut edges instead of curves. not that you can't have curves, but they should be a treat basted in the sharpness of male dress, not on display as the fruit itself like in female clothing. consider crossdressing as male clothing has different cuts than most females, especially for slacks.

there are a TON of suits type pictures for this kind of thing that are more nice with long hair but I wanted to avoid it to show you could get away without a tux as long as you have something sharp and collared.

the next step is having a males confidence, this is mostly a misnomer, but essentially what it boils down to is stability, you want to appear to have an ocean of calm around you, and that when things are weak for you and you need help, you address it proactively and unashamedly. you need to have a personality your girl will want to follow, as just about anyone looking for the dashing prince lesbian is going to be submissive. she will want to support you, but will also be looking for you to show you aren't on an ego trip, that wanting her assistance doesn't threaten your ego but makes you more strong and confident. theres a fine line between this and condescending, but people generally gravitate towards this archtype for a reason; so its also not a bad idea to consider praising your loves utility to you in both love and service. as you are the lead in the relationship, doing so with warmth will ensure that when you are weak she will still feel protected and secure in knowing that your moods being placable aren't a threat to the leash you've woven around her heart, nor will you appear to be too weak to deal with the support she herself will need.

>>1873599
this is bad advice in part. princes can be goofy and charming, what matters is the undercurrent of steel. before the cards are down the prince has her body in shield emotionally or litterally fo protect the lover

>>1874071
fuck both of you, homura is a champ.

>>1874145
>>tuna
>>ideal
>>loaded with mercury
>>fucking overfished as all fuck
dear god no, eat rice and beans with a bit of actual terrestrial meat. there are far easier ways to get protien than tuna.

>>1877011
You know how much rice and bean you need to eat to get the protein? Especially when cutting

>>1877051
hence supplimenting with meat. you aren't 3. its time to be a big girl and diversify your diet, not telling people to eat the same thing over and over because it fits your day macros even if its terrible for you, not to mention the ocean. the idea is to become a prince, not a fitizen.

>>1877059
In the post before that I advised to eat more diary for example. I am not saying to just live on fucking tuna. But a can of tuna from time to time is a good protein source. I assumed people here are not fucking children

>>1877078
> I assumed people here are not fucking children
You shouldn't assume things about what we do or don't with our imotous, and besides, it's all healthy skinship between sisters.

>>1877078
>I assumed people here are not fucking children

Well, OP never talked about princess preferences.

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>>1873775
What's next? rapist? tomboy?

>>1877124
We already have rapist in the Onee-sama thread, and the princely type could just be an evolved tomboy.

>>1877124
We got a tomboy thread. Maybe not a "I want to become a tomboy" thread but they'd be pretty similar to prince in terms of how-to. What's next would probably be princess much like how onee-sama and imouto threads co-exist.

>>1877208
>Dear /u/, I'm an incredibly rich heiress. Please teach me how to invest my money so I can have my very own yuri harem!

>>1877078
you said two cans of tuna a week, not tuna every now and then. two cans a week is a ton of mercury. tuna is a treat, it should not be your consistant source of protein when you have other options.

>>1877224
or
>Dear /u/, I'm a lonely, manipulative, but rich heiress. Please teach me how to bait women and into my web.

>>1877124
Or we could have a regular relationship advice like getting your gf and making her get into yuri.

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>>1877266
Silly little girl.

All girls are into yuri.

>>1877271
Does that mean that if I rape a girl and get myself into trouble, it's not because the girl is straight but because I didn't do it right?

>>1877266
No that's a 0 seconds to /lgbt/-tier blogshit thread and I don't want it anywhere near this nice cadre of archetype threads.

>>1877294
You respond to my joke too spontaneously.

>>1877289
Yes, that's exactly it.

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>>1877224
Harem's more of an empress-type.

For a prince-type, the princess ≠ ojou, much like onee-samas don't necessarily have to be wealthy.

The princess is that by which the prince fully manifests, and in turn, the princess finds agency.

>>1877252

Two cans isn't that much mercury.

>>1873531
Learn to be a masochist, because dashing, knightly prince types tend to be the sub 100% of the time.

the secret is actually to be in a matronly career or role but have small boobs. think nursing or teaching.

then the rest is just the ability to pick up girls, which you can probably do already if you're taller than 5'4''.

>>1873570
But isn't prince type sort of soft butch? I think having a relatively short hair like Tokaku Azuma would be good.

>>1877373
you shouldn't be eating more than 3 cans of albacore a month. tuna IS high in mercury, there are much more fish out there low in mercury content.

>>1878401
the prince type is a masculine and noble business woman type. they wear sharp clothing, they are dashing, and dominating in at least the social sphere, if not the bed as well. they aren't required to have short hair, though short hair doesn't disqualify you I suppose. long hair adds elegance, which is very important for prince type yuris.

>>1878401
Chiraru is the prince of AnR

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>be as swift as a coursing river
>wield the force of a great typhoon
>have the strength of a raging fire
>be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon

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>>1873531
The hell with white knight mode. I want to be like a lesbian Makoto CCO.

>>1874203
>>1874691
Whoa, I didn't know anybody local browsed /u/.

>>1890504
Which is local for you? You linked to posts with two different places.

>>1890514
Unless the second one is WA, I'd consider both to be relatively local.

>>1877378
"Lead by service."

>>1890470
This would be like some kind of SoL anime with the best official pairing being tsundere Makoto x Yumi.

>>1890470
What's a CCO?

>>1901558
>MAKOTO CCO,YOUR HEART BELONGS TO ME!
>Kyyya Hajime-senpai!
Remember now?

>>1901660
Oh apparently it's a pretty old shonen manga. No wonder I've never heard of it.

can a bancho delinquent be a knoght too? Using her wooden sword to protect maidens while still being tough as nails and morally dubious.

>>1914720

>Feito, Feito, wherefore art thou Feito? Deny thy mother and refuse thy name; or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I’ll no longer be a Takamachi.

Best knight princess combo is when the knight is shorter, cuter, and more submissive than the princess

>>1914750

Hell naw.

The best knight/princess combo is when the knight is tall, honorable and competent on the outside, but feminine, gentle and caring on the inside. While the princess is beautiful and feminine on the outside, but actually a total adventurous tomboy on the inside with a hidden mean streak that will only trigger when her love is threatened.

>>1914733
Beautiful verses. I love you Onee-sama

>>1916881
Direct your credit towards O-Shakespeare-sensei, all I did was alter the context of his words.

You gotta be /fit/.

>>1914754
This is what I was thinking

>absolutely no posts about killing dragons

That's wonderful. Keep it that way.

>>1920629
Now I want to see an epic quest of a knight in shining armor rescuing her love interest princess from the evil dragon turn into a romantic comedy after the knight discovers her princess wasn't kidnapped but merely went on holidays with her draconic girlfriend.

Who else wants to see yuri fantasy with and Alpha MC (long hair) swinging around a fucking greatsword for once?

>>1920635
Hold it right there. Nobody can love dragons. Not even if they're cute lesbians.

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>>1920638
Naomi would like to disagree.

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>being a white knight

While sweeping a young woman off her feet sounds nice, being "chivalrous" won't get yah there.

Best chance you got is joining the military, or just be really humble.

move to Sweden
buy sword
buy horse
buy armor
patrol every night
save women from rapists nightly

>>1925303
>move to Sweden
Anon pls, the guy came from Sweden. So obviously you gotta be swedish born and then come to murika.

>>1920638
Tell that to /tg/.

>>1873548
I would actually suggest some kind of arming sword instead. Hand-and-a-half, katzbalger, cusped falchion, katana if you wanna save the Empress in your gloriously laquered o-yoroi, etcetera. Something you can use one-handed, so as to couple it with a shield or grab her boobs while you fend off bad guys.

Beware developing certain muscle groups, if you're going to try and get in shape. big traps, lats and a thick core are an eyesore on a female.

Squats are your friend. Just do squats and you'll be fine.

>>1926345
gb2 to /fit/

>>1925303
Talking about horses, I started horseback riding lessons this year and it is not as easy as I thought wtf. It bounces too much on the top of the horse, it is hard to keep balance and if you are a newbie, they are kinda stubborn with you. Still, it is my first step to become a lesbian prince. Then I'm gonna buy a horse of my own and name it Starbright, it worked for Amane.

>>1926469
Make sure that, if you wanna go full-on lesbian prince, you need to ride a white Fresian mare. Here's why: http://imgur.com/a/0MU6H

Also because mares can be lesbians too.

>>1927975
Hello there, Governeur.

>>1927975
If only the breeding standards let Friesians be white...

It's important to train hard every day, even if you do get some soldier physique. You are a warrior, you are your art. And you can hide all those unwomanly muscles under your armor or a nice tailored outfit

>>1926469
Starbright, the horse that made it into saimoe.

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>>1928049
The ones I linked, I believe, are 'albinos' (there is no such thing as true albinism in horses, but they can get rather sun-sensitive with their pink skin), but as long as you give them a blanket on their back when they're going to be in the sun all day, they'll be fine. Being a prince and all, you could even afford barding, which would help with sun on their face.

Besides, barding makes your horse look metal (and keeps the arrows out of their ass), and we all know that bitches love metal horses.

>>1928183
Really? I thought saimoe was only for girls and I'm not sure if we ever got confirmation of Starbright's gender. It is an awesome horse either way, it's one of my favorite characters of strawberry panic. my furry is showing

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No armour, but the bonus is that this isn't fanart

Actually got a picture I'm working on at the moment of one of my own dyke-in-shining-armor characters (she looks kinda like a cross between Agrias Oaks and Lady Oscar). She even has a tendency to fall hard for princesses she protects or rescues.

I'll post her when I'm done, maybe when I get the pencil lines done if I can't wait.

Check out nerd fitness and go in a paleo diet. You'll bulk, tone and look amazing without a shirt ;)

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>>1928530
Lost in the first round though. I can't remember whether anything was said about Starbright's gender, but I think it was intended as a joke entry either way.
T-that's... pretty furry.

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Another idea for a mount?

Get a dragon.

Just remember that you probably aren't the only one out there with a dragon, and the dragon that the princess might be 'held captive' by could in fact be her giant, scaly Jewish mother.

>>1940544
Please stop namefagging.

Better yet, please leave 4chan altogether.

>>1940598
Fuck you, man. I draw stuff specifically for this board, and if scum like MishaLover can namefag, then so can I.

>>1874698
oh my good golly

>>1940601
>I draw stuff
>that means I'm entitled to namefag all over the board for no reason

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Other advice: teach your imouto-princess to at least swing a sword right. She may not have to be a dashing swordswoman by the time you're through, but you're still only one onee-knight, you can't be everywhere at once to save her when some bandits try to sneak into her chambers.

>>1928829
Where is this from?

>>1950932
From its filename.

>>1946826
Axes/hatchets don't require as much finesse and she can build you a campfire while she's at it.

>>1940941
>Scaring the drawfags
Well done, faggot.

>>1940601
>I draw stuff specifically for this board
Like what?

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Yeah, the horse is probably the way to go.

>>1962029
A female horse?

>>1962095
Yes. Preferably lesbian horses, one for you, another for your princess, so you two can snuggle whenever they're riding close to each other.

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Remember that falling in love with non-human races can be troublesome.

>>1877271
Nozomi go away.

>>1967231
What is that blood? Is one of them a vampire?

>>1975230
Nah, she's a warrior, and a warrior being wounded and getting someone else's blood on them is fairly typical of them.

>>1873531
>into
>shining
>armor mode

Now I'm thinking about Digimon and Yugioh instead of medieval girls loving girls.

>>1873910
>asymmetrical

NO.

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>>1976087
The idea of warrior lesbians is a lot older than the Middle Ages. The Greeks have Sappho (she was a poet) and her lot from Lesbos (they actually were warriors, and cut off a boob so they could fire arrows better), and it's suspected by a lot of historians that Queen Boudicca, the Celtic woman who nearly scared Emperor Motherfucking Nero out of Britain, was a lesbian as well, at least to a degree (after all, she did have a husband who was largely ignored after his death and daughters who were unsurprisingly kidnapped and raped by Roman soldiers, which happened to be the last straw after the Romans cheated her out of her land and gold). Seriously, she was one crucial battle away from making Rome run away with its tail between whatever was left of its legs, and she lost only because her army was so disorganized.

However, none of this has to do with knights. The pic does, though.

>>1980247
>they actually were warriors, and cut off a boob so they could fire arrows better
It's the amazons who did that, and they only existed in Greek mythology.

>>1980573
Sorry. Been awhile since I watched a documentary on that subject, and I work graveyard shift, so my brain was kinda half-melted by that point.

>>1975436
Which one is which?

>>1980247
She lost because she had no idea of how to lead an army.

>>1987117
That was really nice. I can't believe I've never read it before.

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>>1986544
Prince Clarion.

>>1987103
Someone's can't wait to jerk off.

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>>1995918

I think one thing that was left out is learning to dance, it's not enough to know how to fight but how to waltz with them without stepping on their toes.

>>1890504
>>1874691
>>1874203
Holy shit me too
(Vancouver Island)

>>2014421
You probably still don't live near me! I live in Comox.

>>2022389
>>>/mlp/

Jesus Christ.

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>>2014421
>tfw no Alberta yurifags

this is not a bump

>>1874203
>>1890504
>>2014421
The stars have aligned.

You can do it together anons, I believe in you!

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>>1873531
Learn Wrestling (dogmodo) and/or Jujitsu (catmodo).

>knight
Can I be a mysterious ranger that slips into the princess's chambers on a moonlight night instead?

>>2044375
You mean a (female) rapist? Sure, why not.

>>1920665
old post but, what the fuck happened in cross ange? i dropped it after like 4 eps. why is this girl riding a dragon?

>>2056248
The dragons they were fighting were actually people from a parallel Earth all along. Yes, the plot gets that stupid.

That picture is from the PS Vita game.

Gentle bump

>>2030599
Medicine Hat ?!