James Bond's Daniel Craig Clears Up That "Slash My

clever girl

He had to bring Trump into the conversation. He will never get over it, will he ?

>>87807189
And I'll never get over the hilarity of people still defending Trump when he has been a terrible failure of a president. Oh, what's wrong little baby, you don't like me criticizing your god emperor? Get over it, he's a loser.

>>87807254
>t.Colbert

>>87807254
I'm not defending trump. Just saying the jokes about him have been beaten into the fucking ground.

>>87807463
Well if you weren't a childish moron who ate up fake news like the dogshit you eat for breakfast you would have looked at the article and saw that there was literally no mention of Trump.

>>87807254
>calling out late night msm shills for being broken records is defending donald trump
wew

>>87806883
10/10

i wonder how many people will reply to OP until they realize Colbert doesn't mention Trump

>>87807598
Last time I made this thread I counted at least a dozen. /pol/ is retarded.

>>87807516
Dude, just go to colbert's channel on youtube. He can't say a fucking word without mentionning Trump.

>>87807662
this happens on more boards than just /pol

>>87807700
>D-dude just believe me with no proof!
OP's vid has no mention of Trump.

>>87807810
exception that proves the rule

>>87806883
>Colbert jumps on Trump's dick again
fucking lmao

>>87807940
Do you have literally no idea what the phrase "exception that proves the rule" means?

>>87806883
>Wow I'm glad we cleared that up
>WHAT YOU SAID WASNT AS DUMB AS TRUMP THO! Amirite!!!!!

>>Colbert then jumped in to say the situation is like asking a woman who just gave birth if she would like to have another child with Donald Trump

This is a pathology at this point, right?

>multiple posts in the thread discussing how the Trump mention is fake
>people still keep believing the fake news and screaming "OH MY GOD COLBERT IS OBSESSED"

Lmao how is /pol/ THIS dumb.

i dont know whose baiting who anymore
is anyone here a real sheep

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>Craig
>Bond

>>87809352
Not everybody reads the entire thread before replying to the OP dummy, but hey, why use logic to get in the way of some /pol/ bashing, amirite?

Donald Trump lives in his head rent free

>>87807189
Jesus Christ he really is opposed with trump.

>>87807254
>being this triggered

He's actually been very successful and I'm very happy with him.

>>87809597
Why are Trump sycophants obsessed with this phrase? Is there something wrong with thinking of the man who is ruining the country?

>>87809799
Trump wins the election
>we beat Hillary we've won the election
>kek wills it
>we president now la
>look at PA, what stamina
>we go again! xD

Trump appoints several Jews and Goldman Sachs people to his administration
>gotta get people experienced with money
>j-jews are based la

Trump bombs Syria
>i-it was just an airfield
>s-sandniggers
>its still ok he's just showing off to China

Trump fails to repeal Obamacare
>b-but Trump said repeal would be easy
>fucking mccain
>w-we'll repeal it when mccain dies
>i-it's not over yet

Trump fires Bannon
>its ok they left on good terms
>he'll keep fighting for trump at breitbart

Breitbart starts attacking Trump when Bannon returns
>k-kikebart
>bannon was shit anyway, mooch was right la

Trump sends more troops to afghanistan
>g-gotta fight isis la
>fucking lolbertarians

Trump allows Dreamers to stay
>a-amnesty was the aim
>it's ok we'll get the RAISE act passed
>2018 is our year la, RINOs out

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position 6 months into the presidency, if you had gone into that white house today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Bill O'Reilly

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Ronald Reagan

Friendly reminder that Donald Trump said "this does not slip" to his team after beating Hillary Clinton in the election when the Republicans held all three branches of government, before he literally slipped to let Dreamers stay in America, resulting in defeat, before he threw away a 4 seat majority in the senate, meaning that Trump went into 2018 with a mathematical chance of accomplishing anything but with no hope of doing anything whatsoever, meaning he lost the house in 2018, ultimately choking Republicans best ever chance for making America great again, and decided to write on twitter about it being some sort of success before being impeached and fleeing the country.

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Colbert didn't mention Trump but that was still a pretty shitty comparison.

>>87808384
The funny thing is that it's so plausible we're surprised when it's not true.

>>87809852
Oh yeah, I think Trump is stupid but I also think "liberal" comedians put out an awful lot of sexist and homophobic humor for no real reason.

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>Colbert then jumped in to say the situation is like asking a woman who just gave birth if she would like to have another child. He suggested that the woman might say no at that moment but would be open to the idea of having another child later. Craig said he doesn't exactly agree with the comparison. "I can't compare it to childbirth. I would get in a lot of trouble," he said
You just added the Trump bit to get some extra (you)s you little bitch

>>87809567
I thought /pol/ was intelligent enough to check the source and read the article before posting

>>87809927
It worked, didn't it? People on this board are obsessed with the idea that Colbert is obsessed with Trump, ironically.

>>87809976
>I thought /pol/ was intelligent
Haha nope.

>>87809808
As often as Colbert does? Yes.
And /pol/ and /pol/ shitters for that matter too.

>>87810091
To be entirely fair to Colbert, it is literally his job.

>>87809985
That's not ironic, and it's not an obsession. It's like you don't know what a lolcow is.

>>87810160
>It's like you don't know what a lolcow is.
That sounds like some normie shit like "roflbot" or "quickmeme" so I get the feeling I'd prefer not to know.

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>>87809976
/pol/ only gets obsessed with details when it's trying to disprove something they disagree with. Case in point both the video and the article make no mention of Trump, no one even bothered to look because they just inherently believed it was true.

If OP had posted something like "Trump endorses Hillary" this thread would have 5 replies total all calling OP a retard.

>>87809976
The whole joke is that Colbert is so obsessed that using a ridiculous example like the one in the post is believable when it comes to him. Look up Poe's Law

I wouldn't expect a mouth-breather like yourself to understand that though

>>87807254
This fluster lol.

Who gives a shit? He exaggerated a bit as a joke. How the fuck would anyone think he's being truthful or hateful? Suicide either way should be legal and encouraged since it's better than the alternative of harming others

>>87807254
even if you're a hyper liberal I can't really say what trump would've done so far to make anyone that unhappy with him. Unless you've been deported the only way he could've really affected you so far is making the economy better at the moment.

>>87810239
Similarly they get all "oh my god dubs of truth, praise kek" when it's a post they agree with, but if it's something they disagree with it they ignore it completely.

>>87810239
This stupid fucking image ruined /lit/ and caused all the retards from /mu/ to flood in and start screeching about genre fiction and blogging about their boring lives.

>>87810243
>The whole joke is that Colbert is so obsessed that using a ridiculous example like the one in the post is believable when it comes to him
The whole joke is that /pol/fags are too dumb to check the fucking source

>>87810239
>This was literally made as b8 to /pol/
>Inb4 240 replies to this alone
You people never learn, you always fall for the fucking b8.

>>87810373
It's a b8 image, how is this not common knowledge at this point?

It's literally impossible to determine the average IQ on a place like this. Was the third paragraph not obvious enough?

Only a complete moronic autist would fall for it.

>>87807189
They weren't even this obsessed with Bush.

>>87810258
Are you fucking serious? It's what he HASN'T done. He has a unified Republican government and he has accomplished jack shit. On that note:
http://thereformedbroker.com/2016/12/13/every-unified-republican-government-ever-has-led-to-a-financial-crash/

Don't confuse "It hasn't affected me personally" with "it hasn't had any effect."

>>87810472
>Only a complete moronic autist would fall for it.
Yeah, and did you read what I just fucking said? The moronic autists from /mu/ fell for it and came in to ruin /lit/.

>>87807598
Fake news. Even if Colbert didn't actually mention Trump, mentioning Colbert IS mentioning Trump.

>>87810644
An amazing thing happened this week.

News outlets that President Trump has branded “fake news” reported Trump agreed in principle to grant long-term legal status to DACA recipients — a big item on Democrats' wish list — without securing funding for a Southern border wall in return. Trump said the media and the Democrats who say they negotiated with him were mischaracterizing the situation.

Given a choice of whom to believe, reliably pro-Trump commentators, such as Tucker Carlson, Ann Coulter and Mike Cernovich chose the media, Charles E. Schumer and Nancy Pelosi over the president.

Mark it down: This is the week that Trump's “fake news” attack lost its power.

>>87810586
I'm going to fucking kill you, kid. You and your dumb "friends" from /mu/. RIP.

>>87809842
Are you ok?

>>87807753
>he thinks /pol/ stays in /pol/
How new are you?

>>87810532
Bush didn't make a statement calling white supremacists "good people" THREE FUCKING TIMES. And fuck off anyway, the Daily Show talked about Bush nonstop.

>>87810409
>keeps bleating the same shit over and over

The liberal drone meme is real

>>87809298
This is retardation at this point, right?

what the fuck
he's a faggot liberal ?
hope he dies

>>87810811
and black supremacists are called civil rights activists
spic supremacists are called dreamers

gimme a fucking break libshit

>>87811099
>says the guy who repeats fake news over and over

>>87811184
Point to any instance of civil rights activists or dreamers trying to get white people kicked out of the country.

You can't. You love false equivalences but when you're challenged on it you produce jack shit.

>>87811264
Name one piece of fake news I've repeated

>>87811297
Cause its our country, not theirs
Wasn't long ago you libtard animals were clapping as the blacks genocided whites in Africa

Blacks don't want to run anyone out because they know they are animals who can't maintain civilization
Instead they just want to loot, rape, and receive gibs.

>>87811398
By that logic the country belongs to the Native Americans you slaughtered en masse but I don't see you apologizing for that.

>>87811445
A country belongs to the people who founded & built it
Not the former slaves or savages that happen to be within its borders

How many Injun founding fathers were there? Thought so

>>87811642
How can you type out a post like that and then get all indignant when people call you a racist piece of shit?

>>87811691
Now I need to apologize for my thoughts, feelings, or my very existance because you threw some marxist buzzwords at me? No thanks.

>>87811739
>marxist
Please tell me you're trolling. I'd take that over you being stupid.

>>87811739
You can be proud of your racism, but people are going to call you out as a racist piece of shit.

The pedos on /tv/ are proud of their pedophilia but that doesn't make them any less disgusting.

>>87812054
Yeah, I was just trolling. I want Trump out too. Sorry about that

>>87811691
>>87812054
Weak b8.

>>87809985
You know, the world would not be slightly worse off if you left it

>>87807189
It's fake, dumb cunt.

>>87813843
>le kys xD
Does it make you mad that I'm not going to? I bet it does. Enjoy your YouTube eceleb bullshit.

>>87809842
Sorry he isn't the Nazi tyrant Salon said he would be.

>>87813947
>fails at doing everything he set out to do
>is rightfully criticized for that
>B-BUT YOU SAID HE WAS A NAZI!
/pol/. Moving goalposts all day.

>>87813979
Everything? You sound disingenuous.

>>87813769
Please tell me this is a troll post.

>>87814078
What has Trump accomplished? Please enlighten me.

>>87814131
Withdrawing from TPP, now greentext about how that doesn't count.

>>87814193
Can you even explain what TPP does? Because the United States has yet to actually withdraw from it.

>>87814131
>What has Trump accomplished? Please enlighten me.
not having hillary as pres, also butthurt lulz

>>87814337
Pretty sure they're continuing without the US and are holding a meeting about it next week. That's pretty withdrawn.

>>87813876
Fake news? Of course. Just like those liberals opposing Trump. A powerful message.

>>87807254
It's an honor, Mr. Colbert

>>87809352
Two scoops?

>>87814596
And the US is still a part of TPIP, bet you didn't know that.

>That time Daniel Craig wanted a gay sex scene with Felix Leiter

What did he mean by this?

>>87815170
Huh?

>>87810811
>he thinks only white supremacists protest tearing down historical monuments
LMAOing at your life

>>87809842
Imagine being this mad

>>87807516
Triggered Ham planet tumblr tard detected. It's people like you that disgrace the left.

>>87817276
>saying this in a thread where multiple righties are disgracing themselves by eating up fake news
LmAO at YOUR life

>>87816738
Robert E. Lee's monuments were erected in an attempt to push back against the Civil Rights movement. There is nothing honorable about them. They belong in a museum, not a park.

>>87811739
Nah bro, you don't need to apologize. Just don't be surprised when people you meet in real life dislike you for being a racist piece of shit.

>>87809411

>imblying Casino Royale isn't the best Bond ever

the rest of Craigbond except Skyfall was shite tho. feelsbadman

>>87817927
You know what's funny? They think the cops are going to be on their side when they start physically attacking people. The cops exist to defend the oppressed. Simple as that.

>>87814664
FUCK YEAH! Based anon coming to rek some SJW fanboys with a cold, hard, redpill.

Ahhh, this is why I love 4chan. They know what's good and what's [[good]]