>fossilized dinosaur skin >Jurassic Park was 100% right

>dinosaur

looks like the bottom of a shoe that someone put on a grill

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>>87778076
feathers > shitty lizard skin

>>87778115
looks more like OPs moms vagina

"""""science""""" btfo AGAIN
name ONE time science hasn't been wrong

>>87778076
>one piece of scaly dinosaur skin
>every dinosaur species must have had scaly skin

>>87778076
>every dinosaur is the same

Chicken don't have feathers on their legs

>>87778076
Yeah, that's how they looked like without the feathers

the """""""language""""""""" of teevee is so generic and banal

lizards usually don't have feathers and dinosaurs are just bigger lizards

>>87778115
>>87778135
>>87778125
>>87778147
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>>87778156
>Feather fags absolutely positively blown the fuck out.
Looks like you are right, op. Good job.

I don't know shit about dinosaurs but they were around for hundreds of millions of years weren't they? Is it not possible there were dinos with scales and dinos with feathers?

>>87778202
Shush, you're ruining the fun.

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>>87778076
But keratin, which features are made of, don't preserve well in fossils. This proves nothing.
>birds are more closely related to dinosaurs than even alligators and crocs
>birds have feathers
>birds have talons
Really makes you think.

>>87778076
Damn could you imagine if an alien explorer found a fingernail and said HMM ALL HUMANS MUST HAVE BEEN MADE OF FINGERNAILS

And then one found a hair and said NO ACTUALLY THEY WERE WALKING CARPETS

>>87778172

Real news

>>87778202
there's no proof that things with scales and things with feathers can both exist in the same hundreds of millions of years period. That's just hollywood nonsense

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You may not like it, but this is what a dinosaur looks like.

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>>87778355
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>>87778202

>being fat

>>87778172
Birds usually have feathers, and birds the closest living relatives to dinosaurs. Reptiles are not related to dinosaurs.

>>87778426
OMG they just let the poor snake die???

SO FUCKED UP

>>87778470
Not a real snake

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B T F O
T
F
O

>>87778612
WE

>>87778076
>over the course of 200 there is only one type of Dinosaur

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>We always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals
>if their genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different

Too bad Jurassic Park already established their dinosaur designs are inaccurate.
There's no coming back from this.

If dinosaurs had feathers how come we've never found any feather fossils?

>>87778202
Things with feathers also have scales.

>>87778076
holy shit this looks positively lovecraftian

>>87778699
That was literally only put in to appease the "I fucking love science" pseuds who thought they were so smart saying that they would never watch Star Wars if the didn't put feathers on the dinosaurs.

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>>87778710

>>87778076
I know that bit of skin
It's a hadrosaur skin.
Hadrosaurs are ornithischian dinosaurs.
You know, the retard branch that eat plants.

It's only the cool meat eating branch that had feathers.

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>>87778076
wew

>>87778779
>no feathers
Featherfags btfo

>>87778779
We've been eating fat lizards instead of chicken all our lives, holy shit!

>>87778139
When it accidentally invented antibiotics.

>>87778426
Are they called secretary birds because, like secretaries, you secretly want to bang them?

>>87778765
The retcon has already been made. How are you gonna argue against Jurassic Park? if they said they had feathers, they had fucking feathers. We wouldn't even know how dinosaurs looked like without them.

Walking with Dinosaurs is still the best series

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Anons btfo
The Chads and Stacies have won

Get fucked virgin boys. Dinosaurs had fucking feathers, lol

>>87778426
Their taste in pants is fucking horrible. But nice hairstyle.

>>87778889
Nah, they call them "secretary" birds because they work for the government.
It's why they always step on snek

What was the jews' goal in mind when they wanted us to believe dinosaurs had feathers? Were they just trying to fag up cool animals?

>>87778834
but isn't that just science doing something wrong and something good coming out of it?

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>>87778466
>Reptiles are not related to dinosaurs

>>87778983
pretty good drawing for a caveman

>>87778983
Those are not feathers, they are battle scales.

>>87778834
antibiotics weren't invented they were discovered. moldy bread = penicillin. Also protip dont take synthetic antibiotics because they will fuck your shit up

>>87779210
It has no feathers, that thing is not related to dinosaurs.

>>87779210
He spoke wrong, but crocodiles share a common ancestor with dinosaurs. While the ancestors of birds are literally dinosaurs.

Like if you're a dinosaur, then birds are your kids and crocs are your cousin

>>87779338
Pro-protip: don't take any form of medicine, period. You should take really small doses of any harmful substance you come across, to build up an immunity.

>>87778765
The concept was in the original JP novel, too. That's what this scene was pulling from.

>>87778125
looks gay af

>>87779396
Film novelizations are always written for retards

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WE WUZ DINASARS AN SHIET

>>87779446

I want to fight this chicken

>>87779446
>One Winged Angel begins playing

>>87779446

jesus christ

>>87779446
in russia cock fights you!

>>87779446

HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT CHOKING YOUR CHICKEN BIG MAN

>>87778682
WUZ

Shit look at all the (you)s this thread is generating. This might just be the new big thing next to Blacks weren't Egyptians.

>>87779383
The princess bride isnt real dude, that only works with certain chemicals. If you did that with most (potent) antibiotics you would be more likely to poison yourself / sustain damage.

>>87778115

It's a naugahydasaurus

>>87779720
Fuck off.
I've been shooting myself with a pellet gun to build an immunity to projectiles.
I'm moving onto 9mm next week.

>>87779383
So you're saying we should watch Jennifer Lawrence one frame at a time.

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>>87779096
Because they want to destroy any resistance
Scales=masculine=fighting spirit=resistance
Feathers=feminine=homosexual=surrender

They're even making predatory dinosaurs with 3 feet long claws into plant eaters. They're not even making any sense any more!

>>87779798
You should fap to her one stroke at a time.

>>87779866
>Scales=masculine=fighting spirit=resistance
>Feathers=feminine=homosexual=surrender

Now I get why burgerfags chose the bald eagle over the American alligator as their national animal.

>>87779720
No it totally works. I sucked a lot of dicks and because of that have built up an immunity to semen. I can drink gallons of it a day and won't get pregnant from it.

>>87778139
Bazillion genders... O wait

>>87778889
I don't see why not, that's one good looking bird.

>>87779866
sloth have long claws too
and that dinosaur doesn't have the teeth for eating meat
how are feathers feminine?
humans and mammals have hair

>>87778076
That's really cute, but it's wrong because dinosaur don't exist.

>>87779351
They both have cloacas, they are related fucktard

>>87779866
look at that gyno

>>87780525
This. Earth is only 6000 years old and flat

>>87778202
Only sensible post in this thread

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>>87778076
Not to insinuate that the JP T. rex looks like anything but a movie monster, but the evidence that we have DO point pretty strongly towards big tyrannosaurids being mostly, if not entirely, covered in (very small) scales. Only closet furfags still deny this.

>all dinosaurs either had feathers or didn't have feathers
why is this thread even on /tv/

>>87781505
The thing with Tyrannosaurus rex is that we have found adult tyrannosaurids with feathers. Yutyrannus was a largeish tyrannosaurid that was clearly covered in feathers. It was from a cold region so that makes sense for why it has feathers and T. rex odes not.

The complication goes in with the fact that once something as complicated feathers evolves, it often sticks around. Even elephants and whales have hair, despite not needing any.
So the T. rex was likely as feather free as an elephant is hairless.
Which is feathery as a youngster when they needed more warmth and only feathered sparsely if at all as an adult

>>87781732
>Even elephants and whales have hair, despite not needing any.
Humans too

>>87781505
feather fags are completely bereft of reason

Don't even bother trying to show them evidence of how wrong they are.

>>87779941
no thanks, I know what comes out of that shit
>don't cum until I say!

>>87778076
what if the feathers just fell off?

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>>87778076
>like one dinosaur with feathers
>wtf all dinosaurs must have feathers included the T-Rex
why are paleontologists so dumb?

looks like lizard skin to me

Why do people feel so personally and emotionally invested in the skin of these dead animals

>>87779446
in case anyone's curious, that's a breed of chicken called a Brahma chicken that can get up to 3 feet tall

>>87783652
People really liked dinosaurs when they were young and they don't like things that are different. I actually kinda like the idea of some dinosaur species having feathers. It's a hilarious mental image.

>>87779034
reeeee dont tread on me

>>87778612
As much as I hate the idea of a turkey t-rex, I always thought this picture was cute.

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Feathered trex is cute though

>>87783941
Sounds delicious.

>>87783941
that's an exceptional rooster though. They normally don't get near that big.

>>87778426
Guys, call me crazy but I think we can create a system of fighting based around this animals mannerisms and movements.

>>87784552
These birds are douches. feeding them and getting this close is dangerous cunt behavior

>>87784791
Somewhat related but go watch cat vs snake vids. Fuckers can't get got.

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>>87778076
Not all dinosaurs...

That's probably sauropod skin.

>>87779446
GOLIATH ONLINE

>>87779446
nice big cock you got there

>>87778295
>that webm

fucking kek

>>87778076
come on faggot that has been around since movie makers were putting iguanas as dinos.

>>87778076
How much do we know about dinosaur penises? Have any been found tht were perfectly preserved? I'd like answers to be as detailed as possible, but I'm just asking for a friend as a joke ha ha

>>87779446
What if you brought one of these to a cock fight?

>>87785060
That's why they used fem dinos in JP, so the kids wouldn't be exposed to giant floppy dino dicks.

>>87785122
It's almost sickening that they would purposefully deprive kids of knowledge like that.

>>87778426
I would.

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>>87778889
I know, right?

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Aussies are still pussies

>>87779446
I want one desu

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>>87778426
>that thigh gap

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>>87785384
Never forget.

>>87785404
Chickens are unironically good pets.
They play a mean game of tic tac toe, they're easy to hypnotize and they're easy to teach tricks.

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>BEHOLD THE ANCESTOR OF MAN

How are chickens brain wise?
Would one be able to enjoy attention the same way a cat or dog can?

>>87785122
Now you know why the dinos in those movies acted like bitches.

>>87785796
They can definitely learn complex tricks.
Apparently some cockfighters can teach them 10 step maneuvers pretty easily.

>>87785796
No, they're not as retarded as you think but they still have primeval peabrains.

>>87785796
They're not domesticated as companions, they have no neocortex. There is no reason to think a bird can bond with you.

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>yfw that's foreskin from dino circumcision

>>87786236
Ummm, dinosaurs didn't have foreskins, Chaim sweetie.

>>87786236
I assume that procedure is done with dino teeth.

>>87778139
SCIENCE IS A BITCH YET AGAIN
E V O L U T I O N I S A H O A X

JP movies admit that they modified dino DNA to make it more appealing to audiences, confirming that they were not accurate on purpose.

>>87778775
Haha I was going to go find this and post it.

So what about this OP? Feathers on a dinosaur raptor, scale fags btfo.

>>87786306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgk8UdV7GQ0

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>>87778295
Poor Jerry

>>87778765
In the original Jurassic Park they had a fucking ten minute cartoon about how they filled in the gaps of the DNA with modern animal DNA.

Wonder what Dinos tasted like.

>>87786462
just eat crocodile

>>87786462
>>87786489
They tasted like chicken.

>>87778426
I've never seen this type of bird. What the fuck are they? It looks majestic, almost like an ashen phoenix. It's like the first time I saw those wild dogs with crazy long legs.

>>87786489
I've only had alligator. Tasted like shit. Maybe they cooked it wrong.

>>87786541
WRONG FEATHERFAG

>>87779383
>american education

>>87779446
That's a big bird

>>87778076
FUN FACT: Dinosaurs most likely never roared as we imagined, they much more likely made clucking and chirping noises like modern-day birds.

>>87786732
t. coping featherfags

>>87786760
t. millennial autist

>>87780027
that's our national bird.
the bison is our national mammal

>>87778295
>le play with your food meme
stupid fucking cats

>>87778426
>We he asks you to get your shine box

>>87786732
>feather revisionists actually believe this

>>87781505
gigantothermy, didn't need feathers like the big ass sauropods

>>87784552
little kid's instincts knew that thing was a killer

>>87780027
every nation has a faggot national bird you mong

>>87787069
>Omg the trex in jurassic park went RAWR x3 I have a degree in paleontology nao :333

>>87781732
I'm going to choose to believe this, because baby dinosaurs with feathers are
CUTE
U
T
E

>>87785796
Chickens are stupid little shits that like to walk around, peck at things, and shit. They mostly do as they please, but arent adverse to being handled. I have 2 chickens and a turkey, and the chicken have imprinted onto the turkey, so they go where she goes, and does as she does. Their flock mentality it incredibly strong. I'm sure if you just had a single chicken and it imprinted on you, it would make for a cat-like companion.

I can't believe I ever fell for the oblate spheroid Earth """theory""" either. Science, never again.

>>87778612
WE WUZ

>>87778295
That doesn't mean all or even most dinosaurs had feathers dum dum, interestingly T. rex did not despite having descended from a feathered ancestor, dinosauria is an extremely diverse clade, and the common ancestor indisputably had scales, not feathers. Feathers probably evolved within the theropods.

>>87778202
Feathers are basically really stretched scales

>>87778426
>SNAKE?
>SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!

>>87778779
You're grasping at straws here, that looks as much like OP's pic as human skin does

No reputable scientist has ever said "all dinosaurs had scales" or "all dinosaurs had feathers"

>>87788254
Nice, what kind of armor can you make out of that?

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>>87778076
>raw chicken foot
>no feathers
>looks equally bumpy and sort of alludes to a reptilian quality

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>>87778612

>>87789978
Dragonscale, duh

>>87778139
>spontaneous lizard monkeys
>gender neutrality
>global warming
>feather dinosaurs
Scientists are fricken crazy

>>87786732
That's retarded, they were several magnitudes larger than birds that cluck or chirp, even ostriches have their own sounds, it's like if only house cats existed and we assumed that the big cats all just me owed too. Although they still probably didn't roar.

>>87778466
There are also extinct fish that are closer to tetrapods than to other fish, they still look like fish, there are extinct synapsids that are closer to mammals than to reptiles, they still didn't have hair.

>>87779034
Best laugh I've had this week m8.

>>87786462
It probably varied a lot, even turkey and chicken are pretty distinct flavors

There were dinosaurs with scales AND there were dinosaurs with feathers. This broad term of dinosaur covers millions of animals over millions of years.

Why is this so hard for people to comprehend?

>>87778076
>dinosaurs
>fossils exist meme

How can fossils be getting more and more real over time, if they always existed?skin, eggs, feathers,why didn't they find that early if it was always in the ground? They will be finding whole dinos, then alive dinos in the ground. Smh. Architects the worst.

>>87779351

Scales are on the evolution of feathers. Crocs are supposedly surviving dinos, I'm guessing because of their semi aquatic adaptations. They haven't had to change, basically a mouth with teeth and baby legs, the ultimate killing machine. But actually I'm wrong, dinos were demons nuked by angels.

>>87790732
>there were dinosaurs with feathers.

No there wasn't.

>>87785404
>wants a giant cock

>>87790777
>then alive dinos
cant wait for them to find the crater where dinos still live

birds are dinosaurs

lrn2cladograms morons

>>87790931

Your understanding of what a dinosaur is, is too small. They aren't just meme dinos like to trex, Muh raptor they are a genus of a species. Humans are related to other mammals, but they all don't have similar features. But I can't speak of science. It is blasphemy! If it ain't in the bible.

>>87791000
They will find an intact Dino in some glacier that breaks because of global warming or some dumb shit mane. I call shenanigans

>>87790101
It would obviously be deeper than a chicken cluck or a songbird chirping, dipshit, but it's extremely unlikely they roared as is depicted.

Dinosaurs never existed, it is just another hoax from modern times, why don't you ever hear about medieval scientists finding dinosaurs bones?

>>87791267
because they were burned at the stake for heresy, dying from plague, or engineering weapons to fight the other kingdoms.

>implying dinosaurs don't still exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ArjlPAU_X4

>>87786449
that wasn't good enough for some people

Why hasn't anyone in recorded history every talked about discovering dinosaur bones? It is literally a modern phenomenon of the past 100 years.

But clearly, someone would have to found them before now

>>87791291
Wrong, it is because there were no bones to find. Scientists have been making "heretical" discoveries from Mesopotamians,to Romans, to the European colonial explorers. The dinosaur hoax is a 20th century invention.

>>87791383
where do you think mythos about dragons, cyclops, and giants came from?

>>87791410
for what purpose? Making money?

>>87778426

>Ekans vs. Moltres

>>87791430
Imagination.

Someone should have found some bones before the past 100 years. These creates lived on the earth for millions of years. Their bodies should be everywhere.

>>87786306
PRAISE JESAS HALLELUJAH

>>87791410
ancient people had shit to do other than meticulously reconstructing a dinosaur skeleton. they were probably used to seeing dead animal bones all the time, they wouldn't stop and make a big fuss out of one abnormal bone.

>>87791477
why can't i dig in my back yard and find just piles and piles of dead animal bones?

oh yeah because it doesn't fucking work like that

>>87791477
is this an actual conversation? yeah they're out there, but buried under millions of animals that died after them. a bone is a bone to an ancient person, archaeology is a fairly recent practice that requires a lot of discernment.

>>87791506
>why can't i dig in my back yard and find just piles and piles of dead animal bones?
Because the previous owner was smart enough to bury the bodies elsewhere. He never got caught

>>87783441
birds are theropods though

>>87791541
It's an actual shitposter you're responding to.

>>87791506
Men of science have existed for centuries. They have dug in the ground and studied the earth since the time of the babylonians. Someone should have found something

>>87791541
On the earth for literally millions of years

>>87791581
they did, they called them dragons and giants and then the church burned them alive.

>>87791485
If dinosaurs existed they would have used the bones as tools, but they didn't because there were no bones to find.

>>87791594
How can you burn a dragon alive. Also are you trying to suggest that the Catholic Church is responsible for the K-T extinction?

>>87791681
whoa, never looked at it that way.

>/tv/

>>87791594
>they did, they called them dragons and giants and then the church burned them alive.

This literally never happened in all of recorded human history.

Also, the bible mentions giants, huge creatures and dragons.

>>87779588

DINOS

>>87791304
Just looked it up and these things are Vulnerable and no fucking surprise given they don't even bother to raise a chick that was born a few days later. What a bunch of cucks.

>>87779489
fucking kek

Why has no one ever found a complete body of a T-Rex or other major dinosaur.

A mass extinction event like a comet or meteor hitting the earth would preserve millions of specimens, such in the way that the poor victims of Mt Vesuvius were preserved for all time.

>>87786556
Secretarybird.

>>87791829
Scientists have. They just don't want you to know about it.

>>87791829
No it wouldn't. And almost every death was from the extreme climate change and not the impact.

>>87791961
>He thinks climate change is real

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>>87784791

Somalis have already copied that style and made it their trademark in street fights, altho they perform it exclusively in groups of 3++. Go to any north european underground station at a weekend night and you can't miss em, just don't get too close or you might get kicked half to death for a perceived slight.

>>87791961
>climate change
No such thing

>>87791829
Yeah because an event that happened 1,983 years ago is equatable to an event that happened ~66 million years ago.
I honestly can't tell if you fags are just shitposting at this point but you're retarded IRL either way.

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Please stop.

>>87791975
>He thinks the climate has been the same for the entirety of Earths existance

>>87791961
This is wrong in every possible way.

>>87791594
Here's why you're an idiot. The first recorded incident of finding a dinosaur fossil was made by a member of the church in the 1600s

damn you're stupid

>>87792031
>recorded

>>87778139
criminally underrated

>>87792012
Aside from a massive flood thousands of years ago that wiped out the sinners, Earth's climate has been basically the same.

>>87778170
...bane?

>>87792031
No it's right in every possible way.

Why do you people always forget that modern birds still have scale-like skins? This is the equivalent of some aliens finding remains of human skin and thinking we were smooth bald sasquatches.

>>87778139
that's how science works

>>87792095
>Science is always wrong
>That's how it works
I guess what you're really saying is that Science does'nt work

>>87779446
BAVI

>>87792012
How do (((scientists))) even know the temperature millions of years ago?

>>87778426
I NEED A
TEMPORARY

>>87784552
>letting your little kid just run around near a wild cassowary
there's a reason they have the word "wary" in their name

>>87792089
But why would dinos evolve feathers in the first place? And why have no one ever found a fossilized feather that would match in size to dinosaurs?

>>87778775
>>87786360
Wasn't this confirmed fake a long time ago?

I'm still a feather fag though.

>>87792150
>why have no one ever found a fossilized feather that would match in size to dinosaurs?
Because they decompose really quickly, genius. It's like asking why we haven't found dinosaur organs.

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>>87792150
>But why would dinos evolve feathers in the first place?
To look fly.

>>87792138
Rocks, ice cores, tree rings, fossils, lake and sea sediments etc.

>>87792138
Climatologists are hogging the time machines to send back thermometers. Little do they know that time travel actually is the #1 cause of climate change today.

>>87792198
>archaeopteryx
>confirmed fake
Scalies everybody.

>>87792199
We've found feathers of birds from 60+ millions ago. If all dinosaurs really had feathers it's unlikely we wouldn't have some by now.

>>87792229
Fuck off.

>>87792321
Kill yourself.

>>87792119
you make multiple theories and find evidence/test them out. if you're wrong you make new theories

science is never 100% sure about anything that's how it works

>>87792095
Wrong

People keep saiyng SCIENCE IS SETTLED DONT FUCKING DARE QUESTION IT

>>87791688
>Catholic Church is responsible for the K-T extinction?
Wouldn't surprise me, I mean just look at their record, especially 4th Crusade.

>>87792372
Except math if you consider that science.

>>87779446
ah say AH SAY BOY

>>87779446
Damn, that's an awesome chicken.

>>87792402
4th crusade was p. funny. Venetians are basically the Jews of Italy. Never piss them off.

Albigensian crusade was also great. The only thing the Church hated more than Islam was Christians who were doing it wrong.

>>87792417
>math
>science

>0.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 = 1

>>87779446
>meanwhile in chernobyl

>>87784552
these dumb cunts probably got the next family murdered by making it think people are friendly

>>87792311
We've found feathered dinosaurs retard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yutyrannus
This is the biggest dinosaur with confirmed feathers, and surprise it's a relative of T-Rex.

>>87779034
Really underrated

>>87791455
yes, ever heard of the bone wars?

Looks like this news ruffled some feathers, how will featherfags ever recover?

>>87778115
>>87778125
>>87778147
>>87778152
>>87778156
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>>87778426
>>87778466
your tears are delicious, fags. and I bet you all thought you were so smart like amatuer anthropologists saying amongst yourselves "yup we are so smart we revolutionized thousands of years worth of misconceptions" ONLY TO GET YOUR ASSHOLES GAPED BY A LARGE SCALEY DINOSAUR DICKING.

>>87792447
>An infinitely small amount is the same as nothing
Seems true. If it wasn't then you could still make it smaller. So actually it has to be true otherwise it isn't infinite.

>>87779210
Bitch, crocs lived alongside with dinos, they aren't related.

>>87781772
Nice try baldlet

>>87791455
Fossils and archeology are passive aggressive forms of denying Christianity. It's science's answer to,'prove God doesn't exist.' Why do only archaeologists find dinosaur bones, and not everyday people doing construction, gardening, etc? They don't exist. Demons did exist, but not dinos.

>>87779351
They're often called living fossils because they existed in the same eras.

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>>87778423
Bird legs look pretty scaly. It's entirely possible that dinosaurs had small patches of plumage. But thinking they looked like >>87778125 is ridiculous

>>87792510
It depends on what you mean by "related". Crocs/gators, pteranodons, and dinos are all archosaurs, so evolutionarily, they share a relatively recent common ancestor.

>>87792466
Interesting. They claim it used the feathers to regulate it's body heat. Like proto hairs. Though it seems to be the only larger dino with feathers.

>>87790025
Based anyRPG-anon

>>87789907
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?

Daily reminder dinosaurs and people lived peacefully together 6000 years ago. Don't believe the "scientists"

>>87792599
Speaking of, what tools are actually used to make dragonscale armor? If it's supposed to be super-resistant to damage, how can you cut and form it wearable items?

Steel is different because it can be heated up to become more malleable or melted to be cast into different shapes.

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>>87792629
Amen

>>87778139
When it said eating mammal hormones will fuck you up

>>87792635
magic

>>87792541
Just give him this one thing..

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>>87791485
>1714
>digging a grave for my retarded son
>find 6ft x3ft Dino skull
>meh, I've seen this shit in every hole I've dug for my measles having children.. nothing to see here, in the garbage it goes...

Im sure if any older civilization found Dino bones, they would save and worship them. Fooking disinformation shill spotted.

>>87792683
Fair enough.

>>87792584
>It depends on what you mean by "related"
I meant they are as much related to dinos as we to the neanderthals.

>>87791267
>why don't you ever hear about medieval scientists finding dinosaurs bones?
Every culture has the myth of dragons and ancient kings having Dragon skulls in their throne room

From China to Europe both

>>87792490
t. rex

>>87792780
Clever girl.

>>87792693
>Im sure if any older civilization found Dino bones, they would save and worship them.

First, you have to dig way, WAY deeper than that for dinosaur bones.
Second, yeah, they did exactly that.

Where do you think the idea of dragons came from? Chinese dragons especially come directly from finding dinosaur bones.

>>87778076
Feather fags are autistic furries.

>>87778612

hahahahhaha

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>>87792780

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>>87792780
noice

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>>87778076
I thought it was obvious after they found one that was pretty much preserved intact.

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>>87791942
>tfw, scientists won't share the science you want,when you want it, and science only has the answer.

>>87792863
is that a statue of that aussie morning tv guy?

This is the most abhorrent thread I have ever seen on this site. Even without the blatant shitposting, this thread is like watching retarded children throw shit on a wall.

t. paleomajor

>>87793003
pickle rick

>>87793003
I bet no girl ever touched your bone

>>87791829
>the poor victims of Mt Vesuvius were preserved for all time.
We haven't found any remains of the people who died at Pompeii, you fool. What we've done is fill the cavities left from their decomposing bodies in the layers of ash, producing simple deathmasks of their bodies. Those layers wouldn't last a couple of thousand years, much less millions.

>>87792925
>nodosaur
>even related to dinosaurs that could have feathers
Wew.

>>87793003
do you move in herds?

>>87793003
t. faggotosaur

>>87792925

This is not a biped dinosaur idiot. Biped dinosaurs had feathers.

>>87792693
There are multiple primary documents of ancient Chinese historians describing "dragon bones" in the exact same fucking place we find Dinosaurs today.

>>87793007
this

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>>87793003

>>87793003
>t. paleomajor
I also work at KFC

>>87793003
>paleomajor
Wake me when you have a degree

>>87793007
>>87793031
>>87793059
>>87793070
>>87793085
>>87793111
>>87793124
Didn't know getting you's was so easy. All I have to do is state qualifications on a topic where retarded manchildren like to throw shitfits.

Btw I'm aware of the low job prospects for meme sciences like paleo. That's why I'm double majoring in petroleum geology kek.

>>87792823

>dig deeper

Wouldn't older civilizations have to dig shallower, because there's less change? Older civilisations surpassed modern civilizations in construction and probably digging, we can't make pyramids or anything lasting. I'm not buying that modern, pencil-armed, khaki wearing pan sifters, with there gay ass dusters are better at digging then slaves making pyramids, or have dug deeper.

Archaeology is very suspect, Do not trust.they sold my son chicken bones on his birthday

>>87793159
First off. Archeology is the study of ancient humans dumbfuck. If you're going to critique a scientific discipline, at least make sure you got it right.
The thing with large bones is that you typically have to go looking for them in specific locations order to find them. That being said, there are still several primary sourcs from ancient china and one from Greece describing large bones.

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>>87793003

>t-there not chicken bones, you'll see.

>>87793159
Yeah dude they pushed 2 ton cubes for 500 miles by sprinkling water in front of them, it totally wasn't aliens, mang

>>87778170
Your mum's generic and banal

>>87793216
Our pastor says arthropology is proof

>>87793216
You're thinking of anthropology, dumbfuck.

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>>87793224
Ignoring articulated skeletons, of which there are many. What form of animal could this possibly have come from?

>>87793255
>>87793260
Anthropology is the study of humans in general. Archeology refers to ancient people's, civilizations, cultures etc.

>>87793273
Bane

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>>87793255

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>>87793287
This man gets it.

>>87793154
>petroleum geology
Why not get a degree in coal mining while you're at it

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>>87793310
Why is /tv/ so fucking full of brainlets?

>>87778202
>Is it not possible there were dinos with scales and dinos with feathers?
no it's it's impossible.

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>>87793216

>dumb fuck

>ANTHRO def. Humanoid

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>>87793352
see >>87793286
I agree with>>87793332
why is /tv so full of brainlets?

>>87793332
>10% chance of getting a job
>good

>>87793273

That's a shoop fool, His hand is stretched

>>87793377
>Collared shirt
>No collar stays

>>87793393
Thats job growth you fucking moron, not placement rate. You're like nigger tier levels of illiterate.

>>87793427
>thats
>claims other people are illiterate

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>>87793399
No its not kek, that pics from the BBC.
I've seen almost that large irl. Museums typically let curious people see there collections. But you wouldn't know that since brainlet conspiracy theorists avoid museums like the plague.

>>87793459
that's a BBC alright

>>87793456
I also forgot some commas. Its 5 am. I don't care. At least I can read two words on a fucking 4 word chart.

>>87792087
No. You have no facts to refute the argument, so not only are you wrong but you're also an idiot.

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>>87793459
>museum "bones"

Museum bones aren't real, they are replicas. If they were real bones, they wouldn't have kids with stretched out collars and juice stained lips getting there sticky fingers near that stuff. Look it up, most say they are replicas, it's common fact.

>>87793476
I'm just fucking with you man. Sounds like you know what you're doing.

>>87793505
Yes i do. Everywhere. You are the idiot for claiming something without knowledge on the subject.

>>87793541
>The bones out on display aren't real
Yeah, no shit. I was talking about the collections. If you call and schedule an appointment, alot of museums will let you see the collections. I saw an apatosaur femur in the collections of Sam Noble that was longer than i was.

>>87786732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

>>87778423
I like you, anon.

>>87779415
Jurassic Park movie is an adaptation of the novel, not the other way around, youngster.

>>87785060
Have you ever seen a bird or lizard dick? They don’t exist, but if you say you've seen some, I believe you.

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>>87778426

>>87793003
Well, you're partially correct...

>>87778076
this is still up?