Will this remake suck too? Aside from 8, the only good Halloween

>>87768270
Anyone who says they wouldn't lacks IMAGINATION

Sounds like a sequel to me, not a remake. She's in it. It even says so in your image. Are you a retard?

>>87768270
somebody post the arnold pasta

>>87768315
>Sounds like a sequel to me

Sequel to what movie though? Obviously if she is in it than 8 never happened. So is it a sequel to 7 or 2?

>>87768581
Jesus christ are you really this stressed about it? I guess you'll just have to wait and see. Can you handle that on your own or do you need a compression shirt to help keep you calm?

>>87768581
It's a direct sequel to 2

>1&2: let's do a contained story
>3: let's make this an anthology series and throw in a fun scifi-horror romp
>4: alright, back to the well, let's do a creepy one
>5: let's keep it going but with a quality drop
>6: let's keep it going but with budgetary and editing problems
>7: alright, let's pretend 3-6 never happened
>8: *throw arms up* i dunno...busta rhymes is in it?
>remake 1: let's do the same story but MM is white trash and everyone's dialogue is retarded
>remake 2: let's do more of the first but with a SIGNIFICANT drop in quality
>reboot: um...let's pretend 3-remake 2 didn't happen???

Does the Halloween series have the stupidest continuity? I mean, I love most of those movies, but fucking christ...

>>87768315
it's fucking retarded when they ignore the sequels, IT NEVER WORKS
halloween 4-6 tried to continue the legacy, said curtis was dead and that's it
then they ignored the films when h20 came out (some people argue they didn't) and only made 1-2 canon. then when this was a hit, they made a sequel and they KILLED HER OFF for no reason in the first 15 minutes, and made another halloween movie without her

it's so fucking dumb. stop ignoring the films for fucks sake.
>>87769217
they should have never retcon it during h20 era.

ITT: people taking slasher movies WAY too fucking seriously.

>>87769260
Will Josh be back

>>87768270
I've started noticing that the quality of the original movie and the quality of the remake are inversely proportional.

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Imagine being Michael in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally kill you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is kill another 16 year old in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Michael Myers and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the boonies in Haddonfield. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Doctor Loomis calls you pure evil, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the police could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Michael. You're not going to lose your future sequels over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>87769217
Halloween 3 is the GOAT.

>>87768270
not him but h20 sucked ass, even resurrection was better schlocklevel wise.
>>87769322
there are better characters they could have reused.
>>87769344
it's not like his career is going anywhere lmao. They would have to make resurrection on canon, but oh wait she fucking killed him in h20 and they had to make an excuse in ressurection why this wasn't Michael. So they would have to use an excuse just like they did in ressurection but without resurrection. Hilarious, isn't it?

I mean, are they going to re-retcon it? Another movie set after halloween 2, ignoring all the sequels?

>>87769260
H20 was such a fucking disappointment. Kevin Williamson did great with Scream, but everything afterward was just a copy of a copy of a copy, H20 included. That fucking high school TV show dialogue, the disregard for Jamie Lloyd's whole arc, LL surviving just because he's LL (it must be in his contract that he doesn't die, e.g. Deep Blue Sea), MM seeming a lot less threatening, shitty kills. At least Resurrection had this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Z1mnjLwiA

>>87768315
>implying Season of the Witch was bad

>>87768270
I watched all the halloweens in a row a few years ago and I remember NOTHING about any of them except for 1 and 2. Hopefully this new one continues from 2 cause after the first two the quality shall we say declined quite a bit

>>87769451
it is, it's just carpenter they it was a good idea to name it hallowen, instead of just calling it season of the witch. Or something else. But brand recognition.
>>87769464
resurrection was more fun, the only good part of h20 was the final scene with michael and laurie. but the rest of the movie sucks, and there are more fun films in the halloween franchise. schlock or not.

>>87769451
Completely agree. I'm a sucker for hero-investigates-creepy-town horror in general.

>Where do you want to sleep, Dr. Challis?

IMAGINE

>>87769694

Was hoping someone would say this.

>>87768270
wasn't she fat? she looks fine here

Walmart has the Bluray set for like $20. I've only seen the Zombie reboots and the first movie.
Should I buy it and finally watch them all?

>>87769956
Always been in a shape, don't think I've ever see her fat.
>went as Streetfighter's Vega at Comic-Con
bless that granny

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>>87770053
Well, not exactly fat, more like very out of shape.

>>87770002
Definitely watch 2.

>>87768270
WE H40 NOW NIGGAS GET HYPE

>>87770124
Christopher Guest needs to start body shaming that so she gets as close to her Trading Places body as possible.

>>87769774
Looks like KINO is back on the menu

>>87770198
>Christopher Guest needs to start body shaming that
That's her in 2013 at 54, bro.

>>87770124
Looks better there than in True Lies. Considering her age, what's the problem here?

>>87770158
This fact is more disturbing than any Michael Meyers movie.

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Only good Halloween was the first one
All modern Hollywood horrors are forgettable

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So are they turn the series into an anthology after this reboot? Season of the Witch was great

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>>87770444
>Looks better there than in True Lies
come on now

>>87770586
Thanks for that super insightful and original thought anonymous.

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>>87770124
>>87770607
giv granny gf

STOP REMAKING THINGS

TELL NEW STORIES

HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>87770124
She actually looks good. Skin looks good, hell she has less wrinkles than most 30 year old women. The only fat folds I see are near her tits which is a good thing and unless she is wearing spanks under her swimsuit she has. I fat rolls.

>>87770950
It's not a remake idiot

>>87770950
halloween 3 poor reception, is why this is happening, not because of studios, but because of audiences.

>>87768270
Wait, they're doing the retconning again?

>>87768270
Didn't she die in one of the later sequels?

>>87770607
She has a rack finally.

>>87771223
Did you watch True Lies or do you just buy the IMAGINE meme wholesale? She's always had a decent rack

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>>87768270
>mfw I will never by smothered by her/his big granny tits

>>87768270
WTF, she died in Halloween Resurrection. Are they finally retconning everything after part II?

>>87770124
JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*!?

>>87770156
But it's shit. Laurie is NOT Michael's sister

She literally chops Michael's head off in of these shitty movies. Where can they go from there?

>>87768270
Why did she put quotation marks though?

>>87768270

muh dick

>>87771616
halloween h20 already did that dummy.

>tfw a new age of horror is beginning

>>87771616
Yes they are.
>>87771644
Yes she does
>>87771842
Yes she is.

Halloween I and II are still fantastic films.

>>87771983
You obviously never watched Halloween Ressurection

>>87768270
I will never understand how people dont find her hot.

Look at those fucming titties good lord.

>>87770592

three more days til halloween
halloween
halloween
three more days til halloween
silver shamrock

>>87772132
>I'm going to take an idea that even John Carpenter admitted was terrible and treat it as gospel
Off yourself

>Nobody cares about the Halloween franchise
>Jamie Lee Curtis is gonna be in the reboot
>Suddenly everybody cares and it's the best franchise ever

Fucking normalfags Silver Shamrock

>>87771983
The explanation given in 8 is Michael dressed an EMT in his costume and escaped.

>>87772172
halloween 2 was written by carpenter, and half the stuff was shot by him. so yes, it is true whatever you like it or not.

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>>87768270
Would honestly still fuck!
She looks damn fucking good.

like an ugly version of Carol from TWD

>>87772221
>I'm going to take an idea that even John Carpenter admitted was a terrible writer's block idea that he regretted and treat it as gospel
Off yourself now

>>87772214
Oh, okay. I THOUGHT it happened in Resurrection but then I again I barely remember these movies beyond 2.

>>87772176
reason why h20 happened in the first place is because donald Pleasence died and they tried to ride off on the popularity of scream. it made money but then for some reason they killed her in resurrection and oops the movie flopped. it's the longer we've had without halloween flick.
>>87772275
it doesn't matter of he regretted it, it was his idea. that's the truth, you have to accept it. stop defend the old fuck he doesn't have a perfect record, he made garbage too.

>>87772214
Why did the emt not take off the mask? Why did he move around exactly like michael

>>87772225
her face is manly at some angles but I could just imagine she was a trap.

>>87772363
they explain it in the movie, watch it. although you shouldn't ask for explanation why michael survived. that franchise is not realistic.

>>87768270
Didnt she quit. Hollywood must be expensive af.

>>87772345
Fuck off, the first movie is the only good one and the revelation that Laurie is his sister just makes it less scary.

>>87772391
They only explain why he couldn't talk. What's the explanation for why he decided to walk around like michael?

>>87770198
>says the fat americunt pushing 400lbs

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>>87772166
Did he really do anything wrong? He was simply trying to bring Halloween back to it's original meaning and purpose.

>>87772491
doesn't matter. It is canon, because John Carpenter is the creator. If he says she's his sister, she's his goddamn sister. And if he says resurrection is canon, then michael myers was defeated by Busta Rhymes. You have no say in it, carpenter is, or the studio that owns the rights has.
>>87772537
how did michael survived all the sequels? stop trying to make sense off it, there are million other plotholes.

Horror is coming back. IT was a box office monster and young blood is going to be jumping in there to give us Kino.

>>87772599
Its

>>87772623
>dude just shovel the popcorn into your face and watch the movies lol

>>87772624
last time halloween came back we got white trash kino
>>87772663
yes, that's what halloween is after the first movie. you could even argue halloween 1 does not follow your ideas what is realistic or not.

>>87772712
And I have made it clear that I find the sequels worthless, so we have nothing to talk about.

>>87772911
you're in a thread about one of them. so you can pretend that the franchise does not exist, but it exist and it's here to stay

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>>87772624
>young blood
Cool are they adapting that?

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She was cute when she was young, imagine memes aside.

Would still hit it now

The signs are fucking good.
>Halloween was scary because of a mysterious shape that cpuld get you anywhere, not some super frankenstein crap
>They hated that Lorie and Michal were related and retconned it
>their biggest aim is bringing scares back to the franchise

>>87772712
Rob Zombie is a hack, he made the Myers family white trash with no decency except for the mom because she was played by his wife. Also, she's a stripper despite having three kids.

>>87773056
she had a great body in the 80s

>>87772165
Just a meme. She/he always had one of the best racks in Hollywood.

>>87773143
>she's a stripper despite having three kids
Wow holy shit imagine that: an adult doing something adults do, even though they have children. What is this world coming to?

Hopefully they add more Lovecraftian themes to make it truly "kino"

>>87773304
>Lovecraftian movie
>kino

Name one.

>>87773304
you're memeing but carpenter made some of the best lovecraftian films that exists.

>>87769441
Thanks friendo.

>>87770592
Honestly this movie has a lot of interesting things going on, but kind of fucks up in execution. For one, the protagonist sucks ass. I could easily see this movie being repurposed into some kind of hbo series.

>>87768270
>Will this remake suck too?
Yes. No point in remaking something like Halloween. It's like remaking Psycho. Those movies took their premise to the highest point they could reach, there's absolutely no way to improve on them.

>>87768581
You stupid little man. You really think there is even a slight possibility they will incorporate their 1000 shitty slasher sequels in their canon when they have the chance to cut the story after the second. You fucking idiot of course they it's a sequel to 2, hell maybe they even ignore two and it's another direct Halloween sequel.

>>87773269
Strippers with kids look like trash.

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>>87770670

>>87769441
http://www.comingsoon.net/tv/news/888019-james-cameron-to-reboot-true-lies-as-tv-series-at-fox

good job fucking retards

GOOD. JOB.

>>87768270
I fucking came.

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>>87768270
GRAN MUMMY GIB EXPIRED MILKIES

>>87768581
Heard its part 3

Rest never happened

>>87776751
Her boobs don't have milk, they have cottage cheese.

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>>87768270
I would do things to that hermaphroditic body. Sexual things.

>>87768313
Could you elaborate, possibly by using a drawn out spiel that is related to a certain Austria-born actor?

>>87770592
Always loved that box art.

>>87769774
John Carpenter has seen the check, digs it.

>>87768270
H20 sucked ass

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>>87770124

>>87769451
3 is so fucking stupid. They never explained how an escaped mental patient Mike Meyers had enough money to buy Silver Shamrock television stations

JUST LET IT DIE ALREADY. or at least make it an anthology horror series with a Halloween shared universe as it was meant to be with III

>>87768270
Halloween 4 was better than 2

>>87768270
>no loomis

Why should I care

>David Gordon Green directing a script by Danny McBride

I'm fucking in.

>>87768270
God dammmmmn, that body.

Welp, No Fap will have to wait for another day...

>>87768270
>remake
>suck
yes

>>87780814
They'll fuck it.

>>87781743
up*

>all the shit opinions itt about h20

Saved the franchise only to have resurrection kill it again giving us the zombie shitshows, sorry you are too young and/or stupid to remember how badly parts 5 and 6 fucked things up before h20 at least gave the series a little credibility again before "lolfirstpersoncamerasbustarhymeskarate" bullshit fucked everything up again

>>87781791
H20 was great, but I'm glad they're retconning it so we can have more gilf Jamie Lee.

>>87769217
>3: let's make this an anthology series and throw in a fun scifi-horror romp
The plan from the beginning was to make Halloween an anthology series.

>>87774877
Well 7 ignores 4-6.

>>87781791
I thought H20 was good. I mean just the Michael v. Laurie chase at the end is worth the shitty parts.

>>87781567
Yep. Woke up, saw this on my newsfeed, immediately starting fapping.

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>>87769519
agreed. season of the witch is kino

>>87778205
I know I am not close to the only one who has never tasted cottage cheese. Even my dad who ate cottage cheese to stay buff stopped eating it well before I hit puberty. I guess idiots like him got sick of dairy?

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>>87782152
>those tits in that shirt

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>>87782639
>and the fact that she looks better in it than when she was 18 or whatever...

>>87768270
Are there more pictures from this photoshoot? For reasons.

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>>87782781
Young Jamie isn't doing anything for me. But OP's pic makes me like pic related.

>>87768270
I would fugg JLC even if she also had a penis when she was born.
This movie will suck though, slashers are boring especially Halloween as it was the proto-slasher.

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Imagine being Nick Castle in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Nick Castle and not only stands in that closet while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her boyish body, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected her crying. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Nick Castle. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>87783125
Stop memeing. Jamie is fine as fuck penis or no penis

>>87770124
she looks like fucking tommy lee jones with tits

>>87783516
>implying you wouldn't

Should I take this opportunity to post my JLC True Lies webms?

>>87783768
Yes, my friend.

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>>87783954
You know, I thought you might say that.

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>>87784363

>>87777595
THIS.
this is Halloween 3.
Season of the witch is it's on thing. Any Halloween movie past that is fan fiction.

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>>87784381

IMAGINE

>>87784396
I love H20 but am willing to throw it out to get to see JLC play Laurie again.

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>>87784432

>>87784414
>I love H20
Me too bruh. Always considered Halloween a trilogy with h20 being part 3

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>>87784453

>>87784489
Same. Seeing H20 in the theater with my mom is one of my best memories (she loved Halloween too).

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>>87784493

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>>87774589
>For one, the protagonist sucks ass
Get the fuck out of here, Spanky.

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>>87784538

>>87784538
>>87784493
absolutely hideous

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>>87773027
>that obvious wolverine ripoff
kek

>>87784692
damn fellas take a look at those fat fucking jugs

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>>87783876
Why do her boobs look bigger now that shes 100?

>>87784748
because she's put on weight. that's how bodies work, anon. welcome to the world.

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>>87784799
>>87784743

>>87768270
>Governor Schwarzenegger, I'm Halloween

>>87784748
>Why do things look bigger when they are bigger than they used to be?
Retard.

>>87784692
I remember watching this with the senpai and having to cover up. Christmas with the KRANKS, indeed.

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>>87784832
>>87784858

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>mfw they retcon Jamie Lloyd's telepathic romance and incestuous baby with uncle Michael, AGAIN!

>>87784877
Those movies have ages SO badly. And I loved them as a Halloween obsessed teen, but goddamn are they bad. 4 is the only one that's close to a good movie.

>>87784858
God damnit, I should have known that was a filter.

>>87784914
aged*

>>87784914
Or maybe your just retarded?

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>>87784926
to be fair, she's in much better shape now than in Christma with the Kranks. If you look at her in the show Scream Queens, she looks like the new Halloween pic.

Thank you based webm Anon. You are a patrician of fine taste.

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>>87784977
>>87784926
See?

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>>87784988
you're welcome. only one I have left are topless, so I can't post them here I guess. As mostly a /b/ and /gif/ poster, it's weird being on a blue board.

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>>87784877
>incestuous baby with uncle Michael
>dat directors cut tho

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>>87769451
Yes. YES!

>>87785164
directors cut is worse

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>>87768270
Higher Res for dem big milf titties

>>87785320
Are there more pics from this photoshoot?

>>87769441
Kudos anon

>>87785483
No, not yet at least. This was just released to social media today to announce that she's returning for the new film next year.

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>>87785320
>>87785576

>>87785576
can you post a version like this with michael cut out but with her face still in the shot please?

>>87768270

So I assume this is a complete remake, right?

No continuation?

Danny McBride and David Gordon Green being involved makes me think this is going to be meta.

>>87768315

Her character is dead in the series though.

>>87785708
Sequel. They are ignoring everything after 2 (kinda like H20 did).

Awful and embarrassing.

40 years later would put Michael well into his 60s.

The only good thing I can say is that at least it's not that Rob Zombie shit.

>>87785801
>Implying a 60 year old can't walk around stiffly and stab people.

>>87785674
Nothing better than an older gal with big tiddies in a tight tank top.

Say what you will, but at least the first Rob Zombie Halloween wasn't awful. In fact, it was surprisingly watchable.

That all went out the window with the sequel. Holy shit, that was infuriatingly terrible. I was actually livid.

>>87785674
I really hate how you could see Michael's eyes in every shot of H20 and Resurrection.

>>87768270
i live in haddonfield so this is very weird

>>87785892
You got it backwards homie. 2 was at least it's own thing. 1 was just an hour of baby michael being annoying and then a remake of the last 30 minutes of Halloween.

>>87785862
Whatever you say grandpa

>>87785892
>Say what you will, but at least the first Rob Zombie Halloween wasn't awful
When it remakes Halloween, sure. What it adds makes Michael much, much less interesting.

>>87768270
why cant they just respect that they did something good a while back. why do they have to keep shoving things down our throats until we hate the taste, or it becomes nothing special at all?

>>87785801
A physically large 60-year old man with a knife can still stab the shit out of weak lanklet teenagers. It will also finally give us a alid reason for Myers to walk everywhere.

>>87785945
just saying, Michael Myers has kind of always walked around like a 60 year old. It's not like he's Leatherface, who actually runs after people.

They should have quit making Halloween movies when Donald Pleasence died.

>>87786070
This. Michael Myers without his Ahab just isn't interesting.

>>87785772

Ugh. That shit never works. It was the same issue I had when Blomfkpamfs proposed Aliens sequel.