Michael Bay is the greatest filmmaker in the history of humanity.

>>87749030
I kind of like how a lot of the big CGI set pieces in Bay films happen in the background. It honestly looks better than the MCU's bland cinematography.

>>87749030
yes Mical Bay very good film maker

the explosions, the robot cars, so amazing

https://youtu.be/fS6jtS_Vrt4

Micheal Bay is a fucked up dude

>>87749030
Damn the 3rd one was great too.

>>87749030
What's wrong with her face?

>>87749030
Now this is just getting ridiculous.


Has Michael Bay resorted to self-parody? IS that what is going on here?

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why does every entry level pleb hate him, but their favorite directors love him?

Last Knight is insane. Guilty pleasure kino.

>>87749351
He is impossible to parody.

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>>87749030
I can't

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>>87749351
Pain and Gain is up there with Tree of Life and The Turin Horse as one of the greats of the decade pleb

>>87749367
Because plebs don't understand craftsmanship. Just quips and grimdark nihilism plots

>>87749409
found the orville fan

>Michael Baysplosion
I'll pass

>>87749442
I'll be watching the next episode if that's what you mean ;)

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>>87749030
Now that just looks straight up like a fashion commercial.

I really dug BattleshIp

i hate to sound like a neckbeard but i legit think she's kinda ugly

>>87749503
Michael Bay directed a Victoria's Secret Commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkb8ckyDYSU

>>87749388
I know you're posting this to imply Hopkins is a dirty old man, but there's no way he isn't gay and/or grandfatherly to that girl.

>>87749030
Bitch is so fucking ugly, i can't look at her retarded face

>>87749608
what's my fantasy? a bay directed, 2 hour 45 minute blacked epic.

>>87749121
Say what you will about his tastes, but he understands a lot of the technical work of framing good shots.

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>>87749686
Try not to masterbate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8QIzazZZcE

>>87749388
can he even get it up?

That explosion the suv went straight up, and logically i would think it would just go straight back down. But in the next frame a suv that looks exactly like it is fucking doing a barrel role behind her from the left to right at like 60 mph. First i was thinking ok it most be just a different black suv, but it comes from the left and the frame befor it no other suv was in that frame but the one going straight up. Im to high for Michael bay movies right now. Also i'm pretty sure that girls a dude, but i still want to put my dick in her/his mouth.
>dem lips

>>87749950
dick hardening pills. have you ever taken one while not being a old man. its great sex and lots of cum

>>87749981
i took a half a pill from some mexican shit i palpiltated. although my dick was rock hard for 6 hours. jfc i 'm never doing that again

>>87749381
if i had to parody a bayformers movie, it would feature a transformation showing all the gears and engines rotating for about 1 hour and a half.

>>87750025
are you telling a lie? because if not, you are just dumb in general. try it again with a real dick hardening pill.

>>87750039
>implying that ever happens after transformers uno

>>87750025
this never happened. go and be a cringe underage somewhere else.

>>87750048
>>87750079

I'm high blood. I was advised by my doctor to don't take those kinds of pills. I was curious so when my friend gave me one I took them. I was happy i was rock hard but I i was palpitating since my heartbeat was so fast and my dick won't go down

>>87749030
>dirt and rubble flying everywhere around her
>clothing stays perfectly clean for the duration of the movie
what did Michael Bay mean by this

Orange and Blue are really the best colors there are.

>>87750117
>I was advised by my doctor to don't take those kinds of pills.
your doctor advised to not take pills which you dont know what they are from a "mexican" you dont really know.

>>87750130
nice clothes are nice to look at?
>>87750141
babbys first contrasting colours

>>87750151
well he said it was some kind of viagra but super strong so he only gave me half a pill

>>87750175
you know your going to die from yourself being an idiot right?

>>87749121
>>87749030

EXPLOSIONS!

But no soul.

>>87749340
ACTING.

>>87750130
its a religious metaphor of how sin cannot stain those who have a pure heart
bravo bay

>>87749030
bitch is so ugly

holy shit

>>87749030
If you meant popcorn schlock, then he is indeed as good as anyone could get on that at the moment.

Bay is extremely good at making stupid movies that are to a degree entertaining, but in the end have no real staying power.

>>87750248
Are you implying marvel has soul

>>87749340
Botox

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>>87749030
>U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons wrote in a 2009 column that Bay had Megan Fox wash his (unspecified) Ferrari at his home as part of her audition for her role in the first Transformers movie. And since Bay was doing "official" auditions, he apparently recorded every minute of it.

>Solomons reportedly asked Fox if she knew where the footage was, and he says she was unsure, adding that she was "concerned" as to where it may be. According to Solomons, Bay all but confirmed the tape's existence, allegedly saying "Er, I don't know where it is either" when asked by the broadcaster.

>>87749030
Does /tv/ seriously like Michael Bay unironically?

>Transformers movies were form over substance. I watched them all and could not even tell you what the plot was about.

>Armageddon was like Con-Air with the cheese factor dialed up to 10

>Pearl Harbor was a 3 hour mess. He could have cut it down to 1hr 1/2 and it still would have been too long.

>The TMNT movies were so terrible that it ruined my childhood memories.

>I am Number Four was fucking godawful

>The Purge was stupid.

>Coyote Ugly was gay.

>>87751427
megan fox was totally innocent and got corrupted by bay

it's really creepy in the behind the scenes

>>87751504
You are literally overlooking his two best kinos The Rock and Pain & Gain friendo.
The best filmmakers who admire him do it because of his visual and editing style.

Bay kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLSsswr6z9Y

>>87751564
I liked them. They weren't super entertaining to me but at least the plots made sense. Would be kinda hard to fuck up the plot of Pain and Gain though since it was a true story. I really only liked the Rock because Nic Cage is a guilty pleasure and Sean Connery is fucking Sean Connery. I don't think it had much to do with M.B. being behind it.

>>87751637
CLASSIC

>>87749651
That's right. No British celebrity would ever stoop so low

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>>87749503
Clearly not his best.
I've rewatched 1 a couple of times and I remain impressed.
Exposition isn't bad at all and he manages to handle several protagonist groups (the bots, Shia and Megan, the military boys, the government suits and the hackers/analysts) and even subplots that lead nowhere without making it boring for one second.

>>87749510
It was trying hard to be BayKino but in the end it fell a bit flat

>>87749030
Obligatory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsPrQgTO0HU

>>87749030
Typical woman, taking pictures of things by putting themselves in the shot.

>>87749340
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>>87749686

You're all plebs, Rosie IS sex.

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Pure kino

>>87751877
>muh explosions
Why does shit like this make me rage?

>>87751916
Because you're autistic

>>87751916
Autism?

better visuals and framing than Zack Synder for sure!

hyper kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH83pQCzI7I&t=2s

>inb4 evaluation copy

>>87749030
He didn't let Scarlett Johansson get nude in whatever film she was in.

>>87750175
And you believe him because he told you that? He probably gave you half of a regular old Viagra or something along those lines.

Lmao I bet he made a few bucks off you

>>87751366
>anyone that doesn't love a bayfest MUST be a marvel/mouse shill

>>87751427
I don't know whether Bay is alpha or creepy for that or both

>>87749030
Michael Bay is the absolute worst modern day film-maker which is horrible because retards still go watch his shit. You lame fucks probably saw the first Transformer when you were young and your brain wasn't developed enough to appreciate how shitty it was. Then you went to go watch the second and third because of nostalgia and couldn't come to grips with your shit taste in movies so you developed this fairy tale in your head that Michael Bay is somehow some sort of film making genius. Come back to reality fuck heads. Stop buying tickets to this faggots movies.

Bay is a fucking cocke addicted hack. His cut scenes are so shitty and disjointed and the dialogue is like trying to listen to a Mexican high on speed.

>>87752371
I watched the first one and it was good. I walked out of the 2nd film. didn't watch the other transformer movies

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>>87752343
How about a creepy alpha?

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>>87752402
100% natural alpha

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The Rock is the only decent movie the lad ever made.

>>87749030
>Bay needed extra ammo for all the helicopters used on a Transformers flick, so that he could do drugs and fire off $20,000 worth of prop ammunition. This footage never made it onto the film.

>A PA who was working on one of his films and he ran into him in an elevator with his entourage. Bay looks at the PA, and says "PA, huh? I used to be a PA too, but now look at me."

>So they are filming in the hills outside San Diego. As they get ready to shoot, Bay says "hey guys, move over to that hill there. I think the light is better." So everyone loads their shit on their back and carries it about a mile. They get there, and he says the light isn't better and they should go back. They load up and return. As he gets to the original spot, he sees Bay with his hand out to a friend putting a hundred in it. "Told you they'd do it."

How can one man be so based?

>>87749030
I fuckin hate this prick for making 4 shitty transformers movies. FUUUK I HATE HIM

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the camera is ALWAYS moving, the saturation is cranked up with a focus on primary colors
he casts beautiful and highly distinctive looking actors and has them emote stronger than usual

basically he turns every aspect of a movie to 11 and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that
is movies are so immensely successful, why does nobody copt him? because they simply can't. he is the best at what he does and you cannot deny this

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>>87752482
i watched it a couple of months ago and i think it is quite bad
>that scene where the fucking street train thing explodes and flips 10 meters into the air

The Island is him at his best.

>>87749030
whats wrong with her face and specifically her lips

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>>87752709
They're not buried in my crotch, that's what

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>>87750130
It's Bay transcendence.

>>87751504
Bay wasn't even involved with half of those you moron.

>>87749030

He fucked her right? I mean, Meagan Fox fucked him for the role, so it only makes sense.

>>87751877
These really are some of the last masculine movies left. optimus looks like a viking here, raping and pillaging and fucking up chicago

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>>87749030
Holy shit why is she so ugly?

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>>87752709
Nothing. Her botox game is on point. Lips could use some more filler, though.

Someone post his awkwardness when a teleprompter fails and he has to speak to an audience.

>>87752862
Bay was only involved with half of those shit movies? Dang that just changed how I feel about him entirely.

>>87752936
Bottom right he turns into Daisey Ridley

>>87752082
>the third Bad Boys film has now been shelved
Im really hoping its because Bay wants to write/direct

>>87753165
Dang, you're a retard that clearly doesn't know what zhe is talking about.

>>87753440
Dang that just changed my perception entirely.

>>87749407
Unironically this

>>87751916
Homosexual or autistic

>>87749367
Dissing Bay is a type of virtue signalling

>>87749388
16 YEARS OLD ANTHONY

>>87749367
thye think they have superior tastes and that his movies are infantile
>proceeds to cheer at tarantino's blood fest

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>I make movies for teenage boys
how will plebs ever recover?

>>87751659
>MUH PLOT
go read a book faggot

>>87749409
Bayformers is a bigger quipfest than marvel movies...

>>87755360
What are some examples?
Hard mode: no Skids and Mudflap

>>87755408
Cade Yeager: What are you doing?
Desi: Dying!
Cade Yeager: It was a bean bag!
Desi: A bean bag? I felt it go through me!

Optimus Prime: [attacks Infernocus] You ugly menace!
[slices apart the combiner]
Optimus Prime: Did you forget who I am?
[decapitates all the Infernocons]

Sir Edmund Burton: Stop that!
Cogman: I was trying to make the moment more epic.

Cogman: Don't kill the messenger. Or the messenger will kill you!
[beats down Crosshairs]

Hound: [sees Infernocus] I don't have enough ammo for that thing!

Nitro Zeus: Thank you! I'm gonna miss you, Tim! Thank you for your hospitality, Brad! I know where you live, Enrique, say hello to your wife for me!

Vivian Wembley: [stuck inside Hot Rod] I hope I was kidnapped by one of the famous ones!

Onslaught: You need a bigger door.

Agent Simmons: A Mojito has ice, ICE! We're not savages!

>Bay has movie in criterion collection
>Viewed in the same tier as Bergman and Godard
>Tarantino ain't
>Nolan ain't

plebs BTFO