>Australians have never made any good kin- um honey, try

i assume all aussies are choppa

I'll take your word for it

>>87717685
your assumption is correct I can tell you

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>>87717652

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>>87717652
everyone loves the Yabba though

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Plebs

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>what is that man doing with his hands on my labia?
>I'll fight you on one condition, that you lower your nipples
>THOSE FUCKEN PRAWNS AYE

Didn't he show his penis?

Someone show us his penis.

>>87717781
Beat me to it. So good it got a shitty American remake.

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>New Zealanders have never made any god kin-

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>>87717812

The Interview (1998) will fuck you up

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>>87717821
it's a tv show not a remake
and it's good

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Best Australian movie ever made coming through

>>87717755
>imagine being there directed by David Lynch
Being where? Fucking illiterate Australians

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>australian movie
>it's about crazies and criminals
>"based on true events"

>>87717685
Lived there for six and a half years... They are the same as everyone else..

>>87717897

That or The Castle.

>>87717805
This fucking thing is a masterpiece. I watched it so many god damn times as a kid. Amazingly having trouble getting it on DVD.

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Great fucking comedy

>Everyone needs someone Jeff

LOL

>>87717941

Tell him he's dreaming

The Proposition

Theres a big difference between australian and uk cinema?
I thought these guys were the same.

Chopper is such a good fucking movie

>>87719439
So putting aside that your an idiot, the UK has an enormous amount of money and talent to pump into movies and TV, Australia does not, the entire aus 'industry' pulls together to make a single film, and it usually takes years

>>87717652
>that's not Romper Stomper

>>87717923
kek

>>87717976
My classmate in year 9 ended up in one of them barrels. Michael Gardner was a fucking faggot, even then.

>>87717769
Theyre turning this into a tv series now

Odd Angry Shot

>>87720031
seriously? thats fucking awesome, are they going to kill real kangaroos in the series too?

>>87718883
Are we misanthropes?

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>>87717925
Except we've proper respect for local wildlife.

>>87720100
Good lord no. We're a family

>>87717805
god this movie is so fucking funny, a must-watch for any australian

>>87720031
yep, and it looks like shit

seriously, what is with the trend of turning good/great films into shitty TV shows? Carrie, Wolf Creek, Rosemary's Baby etc did it

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>yes well done bachelor contestant well done
HOWEVER

>>87717976
this was fucking depressive, but also fucking good. Hopefully, Kurtzel's next film will be better then AC.

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>>87721092
>mfw I watched this expecting a Lovecraftian mystery and I got a quaint film about a picnic

>>87721092
spooky as fuck

>>87717652

NEVILLE
FUCKING
BARTOS

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Is it bit of a meme or genuinely good?

>>87717652
what
We have known they've been able to since the days of Weir/Miller

>>87717812
>>87717882

Sadly it was not real Banapenis

>>87722407
the latter

TANYA

Ya mums upset!

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>>87722686
>That fucking court scene

>>87717890
that's the one with Hugo weaving as a drifter serial killer?

>>87722770
>Excuse me, who's paying my bus fare today?

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Off you go Keithy, off to the sick bay, oh whinge whinge fucking whinge.

>>87720033
> you fight in the war mate?
> nah, gimme 2 beers though

>>87722074
> getting done for shooting that fucking Greek cunt Nevill Fucking Bartoss
> not for blowing away the Turk in the car park of bojangles

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Kino of the decade was an Australian film

>>87722911
But we like Turks we don't like Greeks, so now that I think about it, good point

I'd still fuck fat Bana

>>87717685
most of us will act like it on the internet just to fuck with everyone else
>>87717769
they are making a new tv series based on this obviously it will never measure up to the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUR1GdXZdcw

>>87723075
yeah looks like shite

>>87721092

so underrated.

>>87722953
wasn't even shot in Australia, the area they planned to shoot was covered in flowers and shit because of the flooding in queensland I think

>>87723029
> we like turks
t. Mehmet Siddig Al Faliah

>>87723205
How would flooding in pissholes like SEQ cause flowers in the desert?

>>87723211
Lol fgt child, Anzac day

>>87723260
An excuse to get on the piss with family?

>>87723241
my mistake they were planning on shooting at Broken hill

>>87723358
Yep also annual be nice to the Turkish day

>>87722848
Keithy's done himself a mischief

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Unironically one of my favourite films

>>87723522
Everyones just a bunch of cocksuckers

>>87723450
Yeah the boys

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K I N O

>>87722911

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPcPUlZl2_M

>>87722848

Cheers big ears

>>87722686
David Wenham needs more starring roles, cunts a cracker.

>>87723856
He is very good in
>>87723450

>>87717901
Kek if it's a joke, if not, fucking pleb

>>87723410
>BLACKED: origins

Romper Stomper

>>87717685

Choppa was a gook?

Is Yahoo Serious australian?

>>87717976

Yeah, this movie was barrels of fun XD

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>>87718883
Nick Cave can do no wrong tbqhwy

>>87724454
The dude could have coasted on red right hand for the rest of his life. But no he continues to turn everything he touchs to gold

>>87722966
these cunts came to my work a few weeks ago.
realised i had a pretty low standard for being star struck

>>87717652
eh, it's fine

>>87717685
Thats what happens when you out a bunch of criminals in a desert and build a society from them.

>>87724957
And yet a bunch of criminals created the best country in the world.

>>87717685

actually most of them are fake tough guys, not real ones like him

And yet still no fucking bluray release for this.

>>87725238
(((they))) don't want us to see 1080p Chopper cock

>>87724763
Meeting celebs like them is probably better than meeting someone super famous. That would be too awkward.

>>87725587
This. One look at that big white chopper cock and the bbc meme would be kill forever.

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Australian zombie kino.

>>87717685
>buncha soft cunts that can't win a war against birds
>like Coppa

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>>87724763
>>87725657
I walked into this old fella and knocked his balance off a bit almost making him fall while paying for our parking. Halfway through my apology I realized who it was and paused forgetting what I was saying and just stared a couple of seconds. Spaghetti was had and he walked away visibly annoyed. It was awful.

>>87725965
Fuck off mate, we're respected in every single war we touch. The birds are just cheeky cunts.

>>87722953
Road Warrior > Fury Road

Also, fuck Miller for not casting Mel and using Hardy, Mel was in the shape for it, but Miller was too big of a pussy to cast him.

>>87725965
You don't know man. You weren't there. You just... don't know.