If your top 5 doesn't feature a woman, you're getting

>>87711090
My top 5 women are:
-Your mom
-Your sister
-Your neighboor you had a crush on
-Your math teacher
-Your nasty dog

I fuck 'em all daily.

So when someone drew that they were being facetious right? R-right?

>>87711090
the fact that I can't tell if this is satire is depressing

Lawrence of arabia

The thing (1982)

>>87711151
N A S T Y
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>>87711090
wow how empowering is this? Doesn't even know the guy and sleeps with him then afterwards wants to get to know him.
>implying the guy gives a shit getting kicked out once he's fucked you

>>87711553
>>implying the guy gives a shit getting kicked out once he's fucked you
thats when he goes home to play video games with a big smile on his face

>>87711090
Apocalypse Now (Nope)
Interstellar (Yes, doubly)
Pulp Fiction (Eh, maybe)
Beyond the Black Rainbow (Main Character)
Royal Tenenbaums (A couple)

That top 3 is patrician as fuck desu

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>>87711090
>this comic
>MC is the artist
>Artist is trans
>thinks men what to fuck it

WOW THIS IS THE POWER OF MENTAL ILLNESS

>>87711754
why do you know this information? about the comic artist?

>>87711090
What do I need to do to get INTO the bed in the first place?

>>87711090
Fury Road was amazing and its also hailed as feminist porn so I think I'm safe

The Thing
Aliens
Robocop
Jurassic Park
Predator

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What's he saying /tv/?

>>87711090
WHERE'S THE JOKE, FUCKLEY?

>>87711985
>get $$$
>get fit
>go party and make moves on chicks
>????
>profit

>>87711090
All he had to say was Alien and he would've been safe

>>87712167
>chicks
Oh anon

>>87712190
?

>>87712300
he's a retard who thinks the only way to refer to women is "bitches"

>>87712342
thats quite the assumption from the words "oh anon".

>>87711090
His top 5 was Re - - it tier.

>>87712300
That comic was written by a tranny. In the context of asking how to end up in the bed, you're actually asking the question "how do I fuck a tranny?"

>>87712385
Well I suppose fucking a tranny would be a much easier task.

>>87712437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwPlBmHIOAw

>>87711090
Lawrence of Arabia
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
The Thing
Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence
Stray Dog

This comic is funny to me

All the men she hates are in her bed

The few men she likes, she talks to them from a distance

>>87711754
Dude on the rights gums are fucked

>>87712167
Whoa dude thanks for the advice. High five.

Alien
Terminator 2
Wonderwoman
Lucy
Star Wars Episode 7

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>>87711090
I don't have a fully fleshed out top five but Stranger than fiction (2006 movie, also the only Will Ferrell movie I've enjoyed) is definitely in there.
That's got both Emma Thompson and Maggie Gylenhall in sizable roles, but chances are I'd rather get kicked out of the bed by this weird bitch anyway, so here's my ironic top five

>The Dark Knight Rises
>The Dark Knight Rises
>The Dark Knight Rises
>The Dark Knight Rises
>The Dark Knight Rises
Even then they've got Selina.

>>87712711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HRY4LUl5lc

dave chappelle is so hott right now

>>87711090
>lets get to know each other
>saying this after having sex
roasties i swear...

>>87712756
how else will you get someone out of your house and not have them cling to wanting to have sex again. artist is a tranny so of course a male would be skilled at telling a lie to get your fuck to leave you alone

>>87711754
Jesu is becoming Tom Hulce.

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>>87711754
Not if you are this

>>87712710
you've listed three bad films. can you name them?

>>87712873
i know it aint dylon

1. Robocop
2. Conan the Barbarian
3. The Deer Hunter
4. The Godfather 1 & 2
5. Goodfellas

>>87712873
alien, terminator, lucy

>>87711151
my math teacher was a 60 year old man

>>87712922
my math teacher was a pedo who had a wife kill herself because she caught him watching some "videos"

>>87712922
you had one your whole life?

>>87712873

Only one of those would be in my top 5 I just wanted to meme

>>87712849
nice feet

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>>87712710
>>87712710
>>87712710
>Lucy
>Star Wars Episode 7
The perhaps a bit stereotypical, yet entirely justified first choices lay a soft and comforting bed of believability to this post. Indeed, the fact that they are of the utmost quality as far as films made for the general public are concerned serves to support the sudden swerve into the realm of cinematic refuse which the final choices represent. The reader is left to question whether they're reading a shitpost, the honest voice of a buffoon, or it is perhaps them — the reader itself — whom has missed some subtly hidden sparks of quality within the final choices that would make them feel ill placed in the company of the previous.
All in all, something of a predictable technique, but executed admirably. For this I give 3 (You)s out of 4.

>>87711450
Thats a sign of autism

>>87711152
yes. of fucking course

>>87713066
i love ROOBOOCOOP

>>87711090
Alien and T2: Judgement Day are both in my top five so I don't think I'll be getting kicked out of bed.

>>87711090
I'd kick him out for having reddit manchild taste in film.

>>87711090
she's right, good movies dont have sizeable female roles

>>87713126
found the tranny

>>87711090
This thread is sad. I didn't know /tv/ is this pleb.

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I thought these comics were supposed to be critical of both the non-SJW narrative that pervades /pol/ idiots and the SJW default of violence and venom, and I'm a bit disappointed to find out they aren't.

>>87713151
yes, I'm a mtf lesbian who identifies as a heterosexual male.

>>87713143
Pleb.

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>I'm right, you're wrong and you admit it

>>87712107
Bane?

>>87711090
Well I already sexed her in this scenario so if she wants me out for such a shallow reason so be it.

I say Ghostbusters.

It's the perfect response. Since the original (and only good one) is called Ghostbusters, you can refer to that. However the shitty all-women remake is also called Ghostbusters and is differentiated by the (2016) at the end, but that's not what it's officially called. So, Ghostbusters, ie, the first original one.

If she goes 'original or remake?', reply 'there's more than one?' and that put her in the position to explain there is the original (good one) and the remake (bad one). You then reply 'which one do you like the best?' and she'll reply X Y or Z (Z being she hasn't seen either) at which point you can choose to side with her choice, or if she hasn't seen either, say the original and ask her if she wants to watch it some time. If she then goes on about if there is women in it or whatever, you can just go 'no' and never speak to her again.

>>87713066
Which board has started this alternative O thing? /r9k/ I'd guess.

>>87713233
no wonder you're single

>>87712107
check em

>>87713195
What the fuck am I reading.

This dialog could have been written by a 3rd grader.

>>87713195
>I'm done being a feminist
>not a feminist anymore
>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT A FEMINIST

>>87713265
Bit uncalled for desu. OP asked a question and I responded.

>>87713233
>the virgin 'perfect response'
>the chad get up out of bed and leave the second she starts talking to you

>>87711090
The Godfather
Pulp Fiction
Chinatown
Taxi Driver
2001: Space Odyssey

Pulp Fiction has a sizeable female role at least, Taxi Driver is so-so.

>>87713316
>desu
Back to >>>/a/, weeb.

>>87713320
Except I am a chad. I am a chad of the mind. I can now fuck her constantly as she thinks I am a feminist. Chad has to go and find another hoe to fuck, because that's all a Chad can do. Eat, sleep, fuck. I have transcended Chadism, I have become Alpha Chad, master of the mind AND body. Maybe you will learn to master both and join me. I fear you are not worthy.

>>87713233
You've thought this out really well, it's a shame you'll never be able to put it into practice.

>>87713370
Anon you do realize you're still describing your fantasy, right? That's not very chad-like of mind or body.

>>87713370
real chad would have another hoe locked down before being able to find his pants. also, don't stick your dick in crazy. don't want to find yourself in alimony purgatory.

>>87713370
I mever even kissed a girl and even I think you are more virgon than me

>>87711090
>just finished having sex with a person
>"let's get to know each other better"

>>87711090
>that picture
leftists are good at comed-

>>87713277
Well done.

>>87713550
its a satire you fucking retard

>>87713662
prove me right

>>87713662
I'm not sure if it is but it's not very funny either way.

>>87712847
AHAHAHAHAHAHA...HA......AHA

>>87713009
Genuinely laughed.

>>87713195
This is the feminist equivalent of those comics kids draw where they imagine themselves with super powers.

>>87713233
Honestly I would rather pay a hooker to suck my dick than think of trying to follow this insane flowchart you put together.

>>87711090
Punch Drunk Love (yeap)
Buffalo '66 (yeap)
Julien Donkey Not (maybe?)
Fallen Angels (oh yeah)
Ratcatcher (nope)
But written and directed by a woman!

Fuck outta here, bish.

>>87713338
Summer is over faggot

>>87711090
and none of them were financed or created by women so whoop de damn do. fuck this bullshit.

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>>87711090
>kicked out of bed

Deluded feminists feel in charge.

>>87713195
Did she just assume his gender?

>>87713644
Impressive.

>>87714235
How dare women not want to have sex with me, I must threaten them with violence lol
*tips trilby* (NOT a fedora)

>>87711090
>caring about the size of a role

Stella Adler would fuck her dilettante ass without vaseline.

>>87712107
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>>87713277
>>87713644

>>87712107
>What's the best excuse to get me out of here, while making her think it's her idea?

12 angry men
The Thing (John Carpenter Version)
Master and Commander
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Lawrence of Arabia

FIGHT ME!

>>87712956
Holy shit man

>in mid-air, in agony

YOWCH SHE'S RIGHT I'M WRONG

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>>87713876
>yfw the artist is a guy

>>87711090
In no order

Leprechaun
Groundhog Day
Idiocracy
Cast Away
Beavis and Butthead Do America

Idiocracy maybe?

desu senpai

>>87711090
I don't have favorite movies. That sounds incredibly autistic to be able to rattle off a list like that.

>>87711090
What about movies with sizable female roles where the female is heavily "sexualized" even if the woman kicks ass?

The Godfather
Interstellar
Pulp Fiction
Shawshank Redemption
Forrest Gump

Dont watch too many movies, im going to watch the classic stuff before i go deeper

>have sex first
>THEN get to know the person
21st century relationships in a nutshell

>>87711090
>dark night over the dark night rises

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But it does.
I like Kriemhilds Rache better than Siegfried

>>87711090
Proving women are whores if she took 'LITERALLY HITLER' to bed. Maybe don't have one night stands you fucking slag

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>>87713277
mmmnice

>>87712959
Anon dropped out a bit early

>>87712849
Fire and Flame.

>implying anyone would have sex with a feminazi
even in their wildest dreams they're still assholes

>the wicker man
No
>brazil
No
>the beguiled
Yes
>fargo
Yes
>mean streets
Yes

>>87713977
>Buffalo '66 (yeap)
>Julien Donkey Not (maybe?)
>Fallen Angels (oh yeah)
Shit, nigga, are you me? I like Gummo and Spring Breakers more than JDB, but I love Herzog's role in that film more than anything in the other two I mentioned

>>87714235
>PYZAM.COM
>Demotivational poster
You're from another era.

>>87713195
Stolen valor is no joke