> Of course that's your contention. You're a first

>>87698576
It's funny because Ben Affleck and Matt Damon wrote that and were like yeah "yes, this is good writing."

MY BOY'S WICKED SMAHT
tfw watched this movie about 8 times at work over the past 2 weeks

>>87698576

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHv7qaCBRuU

this one was better

>>87698725
Apple sauce bitch!

>>87698576
>You're in my way. I was looking in that direction and now all I see is you and I wasn't looking to see you plus you walk funny. Your walking isn't funny, walking like that will break your back and that is what will be funny when it breaks in total half. If your back broke in half and you wouldn't be able to walk anymore then you'd spend all your days in a chair crying for food but nobody will help you because you're nobody's friend. You don't have friends, not even the chair, nobody likes you, nobody knows you, nobody rules the earth like I do and you know it. Plus you're in my way and I wasn't born looking at you. I wasn't born to do anything for you.

>Those flowers aren't real, those flowers are fake. If you think I think those flowers are for me then you think wrong, because those flowers are for nobody and you are the nobody. You probably stole those flowers from your grandmothers grave.

Do you like apples?

>There's my number. Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
>All right, yeah. Maybe we could just get together and eat a bunch of caramels.
>What?
>When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.

lmao

>>87698620
>>87699024
I remember when it was first released. It was talked about like some miraculous achievement in screenwriting. I bought the soundtrack at H.H. Gregg because of one song.

>>87699024

There is no way this is in the movie.

It's not your fault.

>>87699280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNAv50eXPZ8

>>87699024
*tip fedora*

I can fucking guarantee that if that movie was made today the autist would have been black

>>87698620
>>87699245
Brainlets don't have the capacity to speak like this in real life? lol

imagine being so proud of living in New England shit hole

>>87699497
My friend does. MY BOY'S WICKED SMAHHT

>>87699280
>>87699245
>>87698620
It's not your fault.

>try your hardest to be portrayed as an intelligent actor
>All that effort gets BTFO by Team America

JUST

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>>87699380
And I thought John Green was bad.

>>87699611
It's not your fault.

>>87699441
The only white person would be Minny Driver.

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>>87698576
>was it autism?
it was pure kino my friend

>>87698725
>get the fuck off me
>director not giving a fuck
>i didnt get a hooker today
>loved you in Phantoms!
Underrated movie.

>>87698721
>watched this movie about 8 times at work over the past 2 weeks
what the fuck anon

is matt damon smart irl? I can't tell. he seems a little on the self important manlet side.

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>>87700029
I work as a slave at an AT&T call center and since they try to make it a "fun workplace environment", they play the same dozen blu-rays on two TV's in front of all the cuck-cubicles all day long.

>>87700145
I worked at a place like that, they played Bee Movie

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>>87698576
>Work in Essex County, Page 98, right?

>>87700175
Whhaaaats the deal with bees?

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>>87700175
>mfw The Lost Boys and Good Will Hunting has been playing on a loop 2-3x a day for the past week
>mfw going to have a nervous breakdown the next time I hear "MY BOY'S WICKED SMAHHT"

>>87699024
nearly as good as sorkin dialog

>>87699024
sometimes i tell myself that damon's character is supposed to come off as super pretentious and she's just really attracted to him so she doesn't care

>>87700287
But that's exactly it. That's the plot to the whole fucking movie. Minnie Driver's character and Robin Williams' character are the only two people who saw Will for who he truly was and called him out on it.

this movie makes me feel dumb : (

>>87700131
he's a harvard dropout

>>87698576
>them fucking shoulder

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>>87700325
You think these people saw the movie?

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>>87700490
I saw it about 8 times in the past 14 days

>>87700537

Damn MY BOY, you must be WICKED SMAHT

>>87700554
ANY POHRT IN A STOHHM KNOW WHADDIMEAN
EXCEPT YOU GOT WHITEY OVAH HEERE ROWIN THA BOAT

>grad students in the US actually have to continue to learn their subject in a structured manner and then take exams

Holy shit, how embarrassing

>>87700586
yeah that just means all our boys are wicked smahht

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I can't say Minnie Driver is amazing but I'll say she's definitely got a weird fuckable air about her.

Anyone else here old enough to have actually seen this in the theatre? What am I doing with my life

>>87700145
>>87700175
>>87700222
I wish I worked at a call center, all I do is tell pajeets when they call me is that they're goat fuckers and I eat cows all the time while shitting in working plumbing instead of streets.

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY DAMON

>>87700814
It sucks, anon. It really sucks. I always get Pajeet calls because Pajeet went on a cruise and he swears he did not use the data on his phone but it's right there in black and white on his fucking bill (also WHERE he used the data) and I can verify it in my system but no Pajeet demands a credit on his bill and you cant understand them for shit

I wish I could tell them to poo in loo

>>87700784
I saw it on a rented tape.

>>87700888
Do you give it to them? Where are working where you have to deal with pajeets instead of them calling you about retarded shit?

>>87698620
William Goldman wrote this movie

>>87699245
Elliott Smith was a genius. The original version of Miss Misery is good also and it's interesting to see which lyrics he changed to make it more related to the movie. He was fucking robbed by Titanic and Celine Dion at the Oscars but then who wasn't that year?

>>87700325
yeah but i wonder if thats what damon and affleck had in mind for this exact moment

it was a different time back then so i think its also plausible that this was meant to be a genuine cool guy moment

i mean it doesnt really change the real highlights of this movie which are the robin williams therapist scenes, skarsgard breaking down when damon burns the paper, and affleck talking about how he hates how damon wastes his potential

>>87701118
Sometimes I meet them halfway but nowadays I just don't give a fuck and transfer them to "customer loyalty" which is a separate department staffed by pajeets

>>87699024

>When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.

The fuck, no it isn't

>>87700175
>do you have a plan?
>PLAN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck you seinfeld

>>87701260
Who decided drinking diuretic insecticide and holding in jittery farts was a good context for a first date?

>>87700427
I've seen the idiots they let into Harvard.

>>87701260
>>When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
It is, though

>>87701363
dates are about creating as many excuses as needed to have sex

When I finally watched it I actually asked myself what I wanted to do then kinda forgot about it and now I'm at that point again where nothing I do seems right. My whole young life everyone I know has been in and out of prison while everyone put the burden of being the one good person in the family but then I crashed before I ever really took off.

Coffee isn't coffee. Coffee is sex

The ponytail guy was right, Will was just an exception

I unironically want to have Damon's haircut. Too bad I'm not blonde with soft hair.

>>87701401
Exactly, the coffee is just an excuse that has become traditionally acceptable. It's not really about the coffee itself, which is to say caramel could be an equally acceptable excuse in another lifetime, dawg

>>87701437
LONDON
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D
O
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>>87701412
It's never too late to start over

>>87701496
Damon has since said he hates that he thought frosted tips looked cool and that it doesn't fit the character

>>87701526
im not arguing with you i was just tagging along in the conversation its nice to be a part of something

>>87701566
Haha right on. It's not your fault, anon

coffee is a nice thing to converse over. caramel wouldn't be the same. I know im taking it literally but its not true.

>>87701239
I bought it for Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty. For some reason I thought it was going to be the version by the Foo Fighters even though I actively disliked the FF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3XC6ftpaXo

>>87701847
read yah gohdon wood

His reply to ponytail was shite.

>yeah? Least i wont be unoriginal.

Wtf is that shit? He's shitting on some chad with a promising career because chad is not going to be original? Bit working minimum wage sure is, will.

Stupid.

>>87699578
math damon!

oh you think u so wicked cool cuz u read gordon wood i got her numba and the apples so fuck you wanna fight cunt

>>87701983
>m-muh dollah ninety in late chahges

>>87701983
>Wtf is that shit? He's shitting on some chad with a promising career because chad is not going to be original? Bit working minimum wage sure is, will.
Ponytail wasn't a chad, he was a beta puffing his chest. Damon was the true chad

It would be impossible for Will to have gotten to page 98 of Vickers let alone be aware of the text.

>>87701983
he could get any job he wanted, he just chose to work manual labor to be with his friends. the ponytail fags insult was baseless and he got raped 8 ways to sunday.

Williams' character saved the movie. It's turbo autistic if he wasn't in it to decode his autism

>>87702193
Why

>>87698620
Kek

>>87698576
>>87698620
>>87699024
Never understood why this movie is so praised, can you tell me? Because really, never got what it was trying to accomplish, or what the point was. The story is not that good either IMO

Inb4: t. Contrarian

>>87702479
Its liberal wet dream of disenfranchised people are actually rough diamonds that can make it if they get enough social welfare.

>>87702479
Abuse your children because it creates turbo autists who read in the library to avoid further beatings

>>87701983
>t.brainlet

>>87702479
the point is never trust potato niggers

>>87702591
Doesn't make much sense to me, as far as I remember, he didn't got physically abused, besides, no matter how much he readed, he still got in a fight at the beggining of the movie, for a stupid reason BTW

>>87702552
oh boy are we about to have another nature vs nurture debate

>>87702657
you weren't paying attention, it was a large part of the plot

>>87702730
Being in a fight with a guy that bothered you at kindergarten was a major plot? I don't remember seeing the guy in the rest of the movie

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Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year film student; you just got finished watching some nouvelle vague cinema, Jacques Rivette probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to Godard's maoist period. Then you're going to be talking about how Truffaut's shamelessly became petit bourgeois after the 60's. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating André Bazin, talkin' about, you know, caméra-stylo and mise-en-scène. "Resnais's use of flashbacks mirrors our perception of memory"? You got that from Cahiers du Cinéma n° 97, page 98, right? Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or do you, is that your thing, you come on 4chan, quote some obscure opinion and then pretend - you pawn it off as your own, as your own idea just to impress some virgins, embarrass my tripfriends? See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education you could have got for a low ratio warning on karagarga.

>>87702824
I wonder what this girl's butthole looks like

>>87702784
did you fall asleep for half of the move?

>>87702840
very hairy

>>87702856
Proof? That's my fetish

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>>87702878
proof is my dreams

there's people itt that have a thing for hairy assholes haha the absolute state of this board

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>>87702911
Are we not all dreamers?

>>87698725

you think Damon is more ashamed of appearing in Jay and Silent Bob or Eurotrip?

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>>87702952
You think yer wicked smahht? Wit'cha Vickahs and yuh Gohdon Wood and yuh waxed assholes?

>>87702657
>as far as I remember, he didn't got physically abused
Did you even watch the movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYa6gbDcx18

>>87702849
I didn't m8, enlight me

>>87703208
I did, years ago though, I only remember him being an orphan, but besides that, I don't remember a good reason, there are a lot of orphans who aren't like that, as far as I remember, this was kind of like: "He's an orphan, that's why he's like that"

>>87701561
You don't know how badly I fucked my life up though.

>>87702958
He was in Dogma before Jay and Silent Bob.

>>87703527
there's always going to be someone more fucked up than you. it's a cliche to get back on the horse after you've fallen but you yourself choose to get back on it or not. at the end of the day the greatest words anyone will tell you and to get over is: kill yourself.

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>>87700711
Hard Rain, Minnie is wet throughout the movie
Prime stuff

>>87702824
unironically vastly better than drivel matt d and bloatfleck came up with

someone find that matt damon sony email where he's shilling for some sjw fag to get into harvard

>>87703575
Thanks bro, going to get the rope right now!
:

>>87702958
He was actually pretty happy to do Eurotrip, he was filming another movie close by and he agreed to do a cameo because he was friends with the director or something.

>>87699343
I know.

>>87699568
Anon, I know.

>>87700537
Why the fuck would you save my Wojak

Unless you have severe ptosis as well delete it from your hard drive immediately anon

>>87699664
Dont fuck with me!

>>87705488
I just saved it too, fucking fight me IRL.

>>87699024
BAZINGA

>>87705488
No

>>87698620
>>87698576
Yes.

Acting like reading and crediting secondary sources from established professionals is a bad thing is autistic as fuck. As a student this should be expected, the idea that respecting the opinions of people who researched for years or more on specialist subjects is the same as some ghetto-rat faggot acting like a learned person is idiotic as fuck.

Holy fucking shit. I read this thread, laughed, then closed the tab only to fire up my browser again.

>Howard Zinn's People's History of the United States. That book will fucking knock you on your ass
>Better than Chomsky's Manufacturing Consent?

OH SO I GUESS THEIR BOTH COOL NOW!

It's a great movie and those books are definitely worth reading, but come on. This is the other side of the people who think Ayn Rand is a philosopher (you wanna read a real philosopher, read Slavoj Zizek's Sublime Object of Ideology. Now I'm convinced I'm better than everyone because I read this barely-obscure text)

>>87705703
I would say neither was really respecting the original authors. At least Will gave them credit, though

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>>87703861
i was wet throughout that movie, if you know what i mean