You're asked to come up with a movie vehicle for the Kardashian

My face would be the plot
Her ass the vehicle

Princess Diana 2.0

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>>87695517

>>87695517
A movie where Kim takes a big black cock in order to secure the legacy of the family, and then the other sisters just end up taking big black cock for fun.

Wait a minute.

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Charlies Angels

-starring Charlie Sheen

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what's wrong with her butts???!!

>>87695517
I thought Ray J already did

>>87695574
we got a genuine kinographer here lads

Tongue-in-Cheek Charlie's Angels-esque action movie that simultaneously manages to be risque and empowering for womynz.

>>87695574
k i n o

Probably a self aware comedy of some kind.

>>87695778
Implants.

>>87695517
Suicide pact

A slasher, except the killer would actually kill them.

>>87695517
Snuff film.

>>87695517
Blacked

>>87696077
snuff rape, hopefully

coven of witches doing demonic shit

I don't get how Kim is so rich and still manages to have a disgusting ass like that...

Take a page out of Kylie's book ffs

>>87695517
Slasher film. There's no actual horror though
It's kinda like Saw
Film starts off with them chained to the wall. One by one, they are slowly and violently murdered in horrifically extreme and gory ways. This is the entire film

>>87695574
You like Big Sean on the song 'Mercy'?

>Built a house on that ass, that's an ass-tate

>>87695517
3 slags walk into a bar

they take a few dicks and leave

the end

>>87695694
>this was supposed to be attractive in the 70s
>this is what your dad used to jerk off with

>>87695517
Those asses are disgusting

>>87696533
t. irish

>>87695778
what would the soundtrack be?

>>87696371
>supposed

still hot
just need a mommy fetish for the middle one.

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Which hole?

>>87696533
its ok if you're a faggot anon

>>87695960
>implants
not necessarily, they could've just gotten fat transferred from somewhere else into their butts.

>>87696663
>middle one
>not the left

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>>87695574
I like it

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>>87696675
I want to say with that butt her poophole is the only option, but those collagen filled lips would make the perfect pillows for a penis too.

>>87695517
>ywn wipe any of those asses after their post-thanksgiving morning constitutionals

Youngest one gets kidnapped, and for safe return wants money, or maybe something they cherish more (their clothing lines or some shit). The two older ones devise a mission-impossible plan to save her, which proceeds in Leslie Nielson-esque fashion. Kidnapped one breaks out and sneaks around, only to realise that it's more than a kidnapping plot (global terrorism? taking over social media? brain washing or something?). She goes back and pretends to still be tied-up, and when her sisters come save her, they have to take down the master plan.

It's an action-comedy.


Fuck you if this is a writer that's gunna the ideas from this thread

>>87695517
>Uglier the kardashian
>cuter the feet

Kris > Khloe > Kim > Kourtney
i cant explain it

>>87695517
Three Billy Goats Gruff but with fat asses

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>>87696993
Yeah I'm sure they want to make a movie out of that

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>You will never have a bunch of smoking hot sisters with huge asses that walk around in thongs

>>87697066
>tfw i'm the youngest
>sisters were already out of the house by the time I hit puberty
Feels bad, I missed out on heaven

>>87695517
A found footage movie were we genetically create werewolves. We would take them out to a island dropping them off with the lie that they need to survive, but the truth is they need to run from the large rape beast who want to use their sloppy cunts to produce more of them selves.

>>87695517
Armenian Genocide

A man is kidnapped and forced to be their footslave,
Thats it

>>87697065
it's funny that after almost a decade on this site, i've learned to predict people's responses. I actually think it has helped my writing skills insofar as being crystal clear and not leaving space open for people to REK me.

note that i actually wrote 'the ideas from this thread' because i knew someone would misconstrue my comment as implying that my idea was good, which it isn't.

>>87697560
nice thats epic

>>87697560
C R I N G E

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>>87695517
A 3-hour special episode of BLACKED

>>87697207
are you actually sexually attracted to your sister? I have a brother (and am straight) and i've always wondered what it's like having a hot sister.

A movie where Kim gets a big shemale cock through surgery and fucks me with it

>>87697560
Relax m8. It was a joke.

>>87697622
How can they get BLACKED if they are not white?

>>87695574
I'M YOUR VEHICLE, BABY

>>87697665
I realize that, but it's just funny how predictable and formulaic the trolling on this site is.

It's a holocaust movie, with the kardashians playing jews that get killed, in a tragic accident real cyanide gas is poured into the chamber they're in and they all die

>>87696260
Guinea Pig with style

live action assy mgee adaption.

>>87695517
120 minutes of them shitting, a compilation of a year of kardashian shits

>>87697560
dude none of your posts make any fucking sense

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>>87697699
Yeah I know. It's shit. Why do we come back?

>>87695517
kanye biopic
played by himself

>>87697560
>>>/r/eddit/

Go home, son.

>>87697634
Yeah. They're hot but all 3 are like 9-15 years ahead in age than me, so I didn't really grow up with them since I was pretty much an accident.
I'd probably feel differently if I actually grew up more with them.

>>87697674
Kris, Kylie, and Kendall are white.
The three Kardashians are the ones who aren't

>>87697767
Not that guy but: the needles in the haystack are top-tier, better discussions of film/tv than with people i know irl or other places online, and recs.

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>>87697752
I'd pay good money to see that

>>87698282
>needles in the haystack
They are few and far apart, but there are the occasional amazing threads. I've gotten some great recommendations here, movies I would probably never have watch if not for this place.

>>87698599

Christ is it getting bigger?

>>87695517
>Seeing Kim's ass from the front

That ass hangs lower than my sack, god that's gross?

>>87698739
>t. Irish homo

>>87698739
Hello sheamus

>>87698736
it consumes lesser beings

>>87698599
Must feel fucking weird to have that as your body. Like it's not practical at all, it's a hyper-exaggerated ideal of a man's fantasy before it's a practical body for her

>>87695778
that's what fake asses often look like. they're disgusting. the twig legs are a huge warning sign

Kylie Jenner face trampling me with her divine sexy feet.

And giving me footjobs.

And allowing be to succ and kiss her divine gorgeous perfect feet.

A film about me being their toilet and footslave

>>87699134
looks comfy for hard chairs

>>87695517
Human Centipede Reboot

>>87699200
shut up you fucking freak

>>87695517
i call it, THE BLENDER

>>87699152
>that's what fake asses often look like
only if they get them too big, there are plenty of chicks who probably walk round with fake butts that you wouldn't even think that had, just because they got a reasonable size

>>87695574
This

>>87699480
hubbahubba

footfags genocide when?

>>87699480
Still would

>>87699480
fffffFFFBRRRRRTTTTTTT

anyone got the webm of her twerking in the pool?

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>>87695517

Armenian Genocide movie where they all starve to death in an Ottoman concentration camp.

A movie about a manned expedition to the sun. It's a documentary and will be aired live.

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>>87699516

>Roots is hailed for its historical accuracy
>can't even get a Confederate colonel's uniform right

>>87699480
Kourtney is underrated

>>87695517
>Kim K had it all
> fame, glory, Kanye's dick
>till one day her ass decided to talk back
>now Kim K is finding having a big talking ass is a lot of sass

Kim K and Rob Schneider in Assy Mc ASS sMash

>>87699642
Mehmed, my son...

>>87695517
Gape, atm, atp.

>>87695517
The Big Foot

>>87699200
Bro, care to hook a fellow footbrotha up? Kylie's feet are what I live for.

Is keeping up with the Kardashians worth watching, for the fan service?
I just want to see a lot of ass

>>87700397

No. For that, watch Real Housewives of Atlanta. KUWTK is almost entirely close ups of them crying.

>>87697755
It's funny that you would say that. I of course predicted you would, that's why I wrote 'not leaving space open for people to REK me'

kim goes insane ala black swan but reality show instead of theatre and keeps getting fat grafted to her ballooning ass seething with jealousy for kourtneys natural ass and she eventually kills herself

such an ugly cunt

>>87700488
>black women
No thanks,
Surprised KUWTK has 13 seasons though if there's no lewdness.

>>87699641
Bump for interest.

An adaption of SHITTED

>>87699374
Whoa Reddit, why so triggered?

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>>87695517
I think about this a lot. As an aspiring director I hope to cast mostly women with big asses in my films. For a Kardashian vehicle, I'm thinking either a spy movie (skin tight costumes) co-starring Nicki Minaj or a horror comedy about a succubus. I also had an idea for a movie about a nerdy female robot with huge ass that lives in a city of only tit-men.

>>87695517
They are all assassins who work together killing their targets by smothering them to death with their asses

>>87695574
Genieus

>>87699480
Holy shit DO A FUCKING SQUAT

Why hasn't this thread been deleted yet?

>>87700844
[disgusted pajeet.jpg]

>>87700920
it's tv related

>>87695517
Middle>right>left

DOn't know who they are

>>87700920
Janny is an ass man

>>87697622
>all of them have been unironically blackd
really makes you think

>>87701763
Kourtney has never been blacked

>>87701866
>He actually thinks this

Just take it completely off the rails, like Spice World.

>>87701907
well publicly, on the side who knows.

>>87701866
>Kourtney has never been blacked
so naive so young

>>87697674
they have non-white girls on blacked too

>>87699480
She's so fucking rich, how has she not fixed this mess yet!?

>>87695517
Take out the movie part and go with a hearse for the vehicle.

>>87701866
who do you think taught her sisters the wonders of the bbc?

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>>87700871
I need this

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>>87702385

This

Give 'em the striped pajamas and a few shovels to dig their own graves with.

>>87695638
Came here to post this

>>87699480
what the fuck happened?

>>87702294
there's nothing to fix, that's a fine ass.
Only virgins get hung up on a little cellulite.

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>>87702522
jesus christ is it really possible to have this terrible of an opinion
her ass is a balloon on top of little twigs. it's disgusting, like all fake asses are. get your life in order fucking hell

>>87702668
Is that supposed to be hot? gross

>>87702522
Her proportions are so off, are you blind?? Those chicken legs and tiny twig arms

>>87695574

Fpbp

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>>87702750
homo pls

>>87702668
fucking derformities, are they hiding something by trying to make people think this is hot?

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>>87702743
that's what legs look like when you build muscle to increase your ass rather than paying a surgeon to stuff it full of shit

The Secretary but more intense

>>87703601
Gross, might as well fuck a dude.
Only parts on a woman that should be big are the T&A and they should be soft. I don't want to feel some hard thigh built like a dudes

>>87695574
close the thread already its over by this post

>>87703444
>fucking derformities
>literally using the body's form for peak performance
>deformity


fucking hell i love this website

>>87695960
its fat injections not implants
it causes dimpling of the skin and uneven shapeness

>>87703676
T. Underage virgin

>>87695574
What did he mean by this...???

>>87695574
Holy...I want more

>>87699480
wood berry

>>87696101
Well, I see I'm not needed here.

>>87696663
Nigga, only the right doesn't belong in the trashbin.

>>87695517
>You're asked to come up with a movie vehicle for the Kardashian sisters. What's the plot?

Aliens come up with a plot to take over the earth and harvest its resources by slowly but surely increasing the butt size of earth women to absurd proportions.

It shall be named "Assvasion rated pg13", to prevent moviegoers from assuming it's a porno.

three little pigs

the kardashians are actually aliens who have come to earth to collect human sperm, so they set out to drink as much as possible and store it in them. As the movie progresses their bellies get bigger and bigger until by the end of the movie they have a 9 month pregnant sized belly full of sperm and then they go back to kardashia

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>>87710522
So a documentary.

>>87710475
oh i'd slam pig them alright

Some Terrence Malick thing where they are a group of dull LA socialites but they are also somehow the Fates from greek mythology which I'm gonna drive home through a voice over from someone who can actually act while they can prance around and drink champagne or whatever so I don't have to try to get an actual performance out of them.

I genuinely don't understand how people find these creatures attractive.

Even the youngest one who's now a model is barely more than plastic and makeup, while her older sisters are pretty much more BPA than water at this point.

It's artificial beauty for no other reason than profit generate by "buzz".

These girls are everything that's wrong with western society, and are probably one of the strongest arguments as to why the first world deserves a nuke as much as the rest.

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>>87697065
speaking of asses
have you seen what cheryl has done to hers?

>>87698599
no way that's fat injections

that is a fake ass

>>87695517

Speed, but with black cock.

>>87695517
Something like Showgirls but directed by Paul Feig instead of Paul Verhoeven. Something that bombs so badly at the box office and is so critically panned that it ruins the careers of the director and the girls such that they disappear into anonymity, never to be heard from again.

>>87702668
you're talking to horny hispanic teenagers who watch reality television, they have terrible opinions and shitpost a lot.

>>87696371
There's nothing wrong with them.

>>87695517

A short snuff film where they are all killed for real, which is easily reproduced on the internet and which is never wiped out. That's my pitch.

>>87695517
Broke sisters open a nightclub that becomes a sensation because of their twerking.

>>87711510
That can hardly be considered an ass

>>87699480
Fuck pictures like this make me wanna get back out on my truck and go hunt some braphogs

>>87713655
Fund it.

>>87695574
Explain

>>87711510
>filename isn't rosebutt

>>87695517
>holding that pose with one heel up all the time

>The Gang turns Bruce trans

>>87695574
Caspere knew this

>>87704637
Nah, he is not a latent faggot like you.

>>87704602

>literally using the body's form for peak performance

It's not peak performance, it's a deformity.
Never. NEVER at fucking history did men or women look like steroid fucks.

>>87702668
This shit is disgusting.
If I'd want to fuck pile of muscles, I would become either gay or tranny lover.

Embrace your faggotry, anon.

>>87704637
Considering that it's known that muscle girls are a fetish of permavirgin nerd betas?

>>87704637
Is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OWqz5FMEY0

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>>87718299
>>87718330
looks like someone just woke up