IT will be the most culturally impactful horror film of the past

The day people stop being payed to shill this shitheap people will forget it entirely, just like every other recent horror remake except Maniac.

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>implying

>>87643546
Jokes on you I don't even think I ever knew what maniac was.

>>87643546
Literally what the fuck is Maniac???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>87643608

A remake hyped by idiots.

>>87643506
Anon films stopped being "culturally impactful" in the 90s already, kids today watch a film and forget about it the next day.
It will be one year of dressing up as Pennywise and that's it.

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>>87643546
>>87643570
>>87644173
Ahem..

>>87643506
Doubt it anon. This isn't even an indictment against the movie, just that the average consumer is a fuckin mong. Aside from spooky clowns going "BOO and a few kids dressed up as Pennywise, it's gonna be forgotten in a couple years

>>87643546
Considering IT has made more on its opening weekend than a movie with spiderman and iron man, I'd say you're wrong again

>>87643506
>impactful
that's not a word, so your entire post is shit

>>87644636
Avatar made almost 3 billion dollars and most people forgot about it the next month.

>>87644636
>movies that made money cannot be forgotten

Ahem.. *Avatar*

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ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

>>87643506
How is this a bad thing? I'd rather watch multiple of these shiny turds than say conjuring #32. I'm fine with it.

Also 70s/80s horror don't even hold up anymore, they're comedies now.

>your kids

>>87644840
>>87644870
>DUDE Avatar lmao
Not an argument

>>87643570
are those the deadlights behind him?

I don't think anyone really cares about Pennywise, people are hungry for a Spielberg style fantasy/horror type film and sick to death of superheroes. I wouldn't mind seeing more King remakes. Cujo and Christine would be cool.

>>87645009
If Avatar making almost 3 billion dollars isn't an argument, how is this anon >>87644636 making an argument then?

>>87643506
People will forget this flick in two years, just in time for sequel

>>87645170
Because it's a movie that just opened up in theaters

>>87645262
But Avatar also made a fuckload of money on opening weekend, what's your point?

>>87644840
>>87645170
>>87644870

Avatar is the one exception because they hyped up the "FULL ON EPIC 3D SO REAL UR EYES WILL BLEED", so everyone went to see it, no one was actually impressed by anything other than the visuals.

Every other movie that made money comparable to Avatar is deeply ingrained in pop-culture. So stop using this faulty argument to disparage things you don't like because they are popular.

>>87645123
No, deadlights are in his head.

>>87645123
>the deadlights
>behind him
Nigga he is the deadlights.

>>87646527
So you're saying they hyped up the movie as a visual masterpiece and people were only impressed by the visuals? SHOCKER.

>>87645123
I think its supposed to be a scene of It crashing to Earth.

>>87643506
>being afraid of a clown
Lmao

>>87646940
It's not a clown.

>>87646986
Looks like a clown to me

>>87643546
Maniac was shit Elijah. POV gimmick shouldn't be used for anything but video games and porn.

>>87643506
>horror movie
>it's actually a "kids adventure" movie
Try again buddy

>>87646881
I don't see your point. It was hyped for the visuals, people saw it, the visuals delivered.

My point was that it was never anything more than the visuals. Just a generic story, characters, and premise. That is why it isn't remembered and why it is the exception.

>>87643506
It could have and should have been. Instead we got a fun yet generic movie that felt like a Stranger Things spinoff. It wasn't terrible but it feels of missed opportunity and a lack of imagination.

https://youtu.be/houP7mAjZ0o

>>87644068
It's not a remake. It's a new adaption, asshole.

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>>87643506
Currywise best clown

>>87643506
Nobody will remember "Stranger Things™ with Epic Clown Jumpscares" in six months. The movie was utterly forgettable.

>>87649880
Wow this is terrible

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>ywn have Finn's pale soft thighs rest on your shoulders

Why live!

>>87649891
The old one is still remembered and it's worse in every way

>>87643570
With the way his hands are, surely there's CIA edits already, right?

>>87649990
Only because of tim curry no doubt
I mean I didn't even rememberd seth green was on it until I rewatched it last week

Considering the lack of good mainstream horror in the past decade. You could be right.

It Follows, VVitch, Babadook etc. are good and all, but they just aren't accessible to most people. You have to put the pieces together yourself which most people don't want to do.

>>87649800
See this kids? Just after a few drinks your reading comprehension goes straight to shit.

>>87646527
>>87644840
I loved Avatar and I haven't forgotten it, I don't understand the flack that it gets here on /tv/.
>inb4 pocahontas in space
yeah I know

It was a nice movie

Sometimes I think you guys are just cunts who can't sit back and enjoy anything if it gets too popular

>>87650274
Don't be mean

>>87643506
Kids won't even see the new IT because it's rated R.

Kids saw the 80's version because it aired on network TV.

>>87643506
>impactful
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY CAN'T PEOPLE SAY PERTINENT OR IMPORTANT OR REVOLUTIONARY OR THAT IT WILL HAVE A LASTING LEGACY AND IMPACT.

The only impact it had on me is that now I have a scary clown fetish.

IT is good mainstream horror. Too many things hold it back from greatness, though. The Witch will be the classic.

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>>87643506
>t. Reddit attemps copypasta

>>87643506
>[LOUD NOISE]

>first blair witch was amazing by horror standards
how's the remake lads

>>87650400
t. sperg

>>87650368
I saw fucking children in the theater when I saw the movie this past weekend. Never underestimate the stupidity of some parents

>>87650524
you spooked me anon don't do that

>>87644977
>I'd rather watch endless remakes than watch original horror films

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>>87643506
>TFW the best scares modern horror has to offer is scary men moving in fast forward.

God is alive and he's a massive pussy.

>>87645123
Director thought the deadlights were stupid so he axed them.

>>87650806
Pure Horror is dead anyway.
I honestly don´t understand what people are expecting from a good horror movie that can´t be also found in other genres.

>>87650806
I don't really expect to be scared by horror movies anymore. I mean can you remember the last time you were genuinely scared by anything in a movie? For me it was fucking Chuckie when I was a kid.

>>87650985
>Pure horror is dead.
It was never alive DESU

>>87651028
It's
Undead

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>>87649880
>no audio

>>87651025
My dad showed me the black and white blob when I was 3. Now that was pure fear.

>>87651054
LaughingSkeleton.gif

>>87649979
*Why live?

>>87651065
OG Blob was in color though.

But yeah that movie scared the bejeezus out of me when I saw it at 6.

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>>87651025

This got me pretty good.

>>87649880
thanks for ruining my childhood memories.

I never realised how shitty the original was.

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>>87643506
>fa/tv/irgins having kids
Lmao, not in this life buddy.

>>87651184
that chick was so creepy and cute at the same time.

I'm such a pussy when it comes to horror movies. Any sort of jump scare just fucks me up. Can't even watch the shit.

>>87650350
This isn't a safespace, queer fellow.

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>>87650047
memes?

>>87650896
>Director thought the deadlights were stupid so he axed them
You literally see them float out of his mouth...

>>87651184
Man that kid in the glasses shoulda just taken the blowjob like a champ.

>>87643570
>scene introduces him as Pennywise the Dancing Clown
>surprised his little carnival scene has him dancing
WOOOOOW

>>87651250
Don't be mean

>>87651146
>The OG blob was in color
>No it wasn't.
>It was
>Fuq
>Check Arthur.
>Arthur was in color since the start too

Just confirmed my long time suspicions that I had a BW TV growing up.

>>87651025
>I don't really expect to be scared by horror movies anymore. I mean can you remember the last time you were genuinely scared by anything in a movie? For me it was fucking Chuckie when I was a kid.
The Ring was pretty scary but they spent too long dwelling on the 'horrific' parts. I remember the horse eye shot being particularly creepy. In fact that whole part of the movie was creepy

I like atmosphere.

>>87650047

>Uhhh, you don't get to bring floats

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>>87651275

He couldn't get his dick hard. Hence why she stopped and then started crying.

Could YOU get hard for this?

>>87651336
you mean the american remake? it was shit

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>>87651317

>>87651368
>you mean the american remake? it was shit
:(

I tried watching the Japanese versions and they seemed really corny and boring.

Clown looked stupid, not scary and sounded like a goofy faggot

>>87643506
Meanwhile, NC is still suffering from seasonal rot. >>87651341

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>>87651364
>Could YOU get hard for this?

>>87651364
Oh, I thought she stopped cause he was crying. Guess you got a point.

>>87643506
toppest of keks
>When your kids think of horror, when they think of halloween, they'll think of IT
guarantee it'll still be nightmare/halloween/friday 13th/evil dead. now that i think of it there have been a ton of horror movies in the last few years that'll be known for decades, human centipede probably has the most meme power. Rec and god forbid Saw will also live on

>>87651364
>Could YOU get hard for this?
>extra vagina
I don't look a gifted horse in the mouth anymore, anon.

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>>87651317
Oh my god, anon.

>>87650806
I refuse to believe this screenshot is real
I also refuse to see the film so CHECKMATE atheists

>>87651396
I'm assuming you prefer Tim Curry's much more serious sounding DAHA DAHA DAHA

>>87651461
In context its some creepy shit because the giant screen of a theatre makes it feel like youre moving towards him just after a few minutes of buildup. Out of context its hillarious. Also, his eyes unfocusing means hes dropping the clown suit and is about to do some elditch shit

>>87651392
american ring > japan ring
contrarian faggots suck the original's dick so they can seem more cultured
>oh by the way, I'm actually a psychic
>I've never mentioned this before but the movie only has 30 minutes left and I'll use my powers to advance the deadend in the plot
laughably awful but
japan Grudge >>>>> amerifat grudge

>>87651588
>japan Grudge >>>>> amerifat grudge
Mind explaining why? I only watched the first 30 mins or so before I turned it off. I guess I'm a pleb, but I just couldn't get into it.
>slowly pan over to normal looking boy just sitting there
>nothing particularly scary about it
>people just go about their business
>everything is fine
>does some white screen effect

It felt really dated, like something from the 20's that had been colorized or something

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>>87649880
>lol plebs actually thin this is better than then 2017 remake

The dialog in the 2017 version is better than that shit!

Less cheesy and more creepy!
In fact the first time we see Pennywise and Georgie in 2017 'IT' is practically the best scene in the movie!

>>87649880
>this is the hill contrarians picked to die on
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>87651728
That scene genuinely took me off guard. I thought it would be the typical cut away shit.

>>87643570
I CANT WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND TO BEGIN

>>87643570
>doing the gangnam style, a 2012 meme
movie makers are so desperate

>>87652627
But he's not though...

>>87652722
It's a joke though...

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>>87652627
Really desperate, sure

>>87652820
A bad one

>>87644840
Bull fucking shit. Probably because those crazy furries felt depressed they didn't live on a shitty alien planet with hostile foreign life and sexy blue cat people

>>87643546
Maniac was horrible m8

>>87643506
Is IT in the top 5 Steven King movie adaptations?

>>87652872
Well... you have a stinky butt!!

I'm out of the loop. Why does /tv/ have a vendetta against this film?

>>87649880
This looks like a fucking family sitcom or some shit. Jesus Curry really was the only good thing about this shitheap

>>87643506
Im just going to point out the obvious here. Haven't seen the movie not bashing anything else but the clown looks fuckig terrible.

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>>87643506
>novel describes pennywise as a generic clown, colorful costume, big red rounded smile
>2017 makes a purposely creepy clown costume
My only complaint desu. I've never really found clowns creepy either way bu the remake feels like it's trying to hard with the Pennywise design. Otherwise a pretty a good film. Although there is something I noticed with this movie which is that every scene in context makes sense but taken out of context (like the dancing) looks like shit.

>>87651851
Only thing that could have made it better would be to have It bite into and then rip off Georgie's arm. Maybe that happens in the unrated version. I feel like "cut to cat" was for theaters only

>>87649880
That looks so fucking gay.

>>87651728
It would have been if it wasn't for the shit cgi

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>>87649891
>"MUH NAME'S TURD DURDEN I'M FUKKIN EDGEKING AND CONTRARION AS SHIT, FUNKIN LINKIN PARK BRO, NO ONE FUCKIN CARES BOUT FUCKIN SHIT IT'S ALL FUCKIN NIGGER SHIT DU DU DU DU NO ONE FUKKIN CARES HUHUHUHUHUHU"

pic related it's you

>>87653004
>book literally describes Pennywise as wearing and old-style silver suit, just like in the new movie

So what book did you read? The one where you're a faggot who didn't actually read the book? That book? Is that the book you read?

>>87653004
>novel describes pennywise as a generic clown, colorful costume, big red rounded smile
Yes and no. In the book Pennywise is described as a cross between Bozo and Ronald McDonald, but he never looks completely innocent or human. There's always something off about him. Also the costume itself is closer to the new movie: silver suit with orange pompoms. Although they took liberties as one does in a visual medium. They wanted to demonstrate how old It really is by basing the costume off of medieval and Victorian clown costumes.

>trying to hard
I always hate this excuse. It's just a way for lazy idiots to say "I don't like thing" without offering any real explanation. It also smacks of millennial fedoraism.

>>87651539
We've seen the long webm. Context doesn't save this mess.

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>dat feel when Georgie had his arm bitten off and was screaming and crying in pain while calling out for his brother to save him

Jesus my younger brother was just like Goergie, that scene messed me up.

The loud ass orchestra ruined the terror of that scene so much

>>87653389
> The face of the clown in the stormdrain was white, there were funny tufts of red hair on either side of his bald head, and there was a big clown smile painted over his mouth. If George had been inhabiting a later year, he would of surely thought of Ronald McDonald before Bozo or Clarabell.
The clown held a bunch of balloons, all colours, like gorgeous ripe fruit in one hand.
He was wearing a baggy silk suit with great big ornage buttons. A bright tie, electric blue, flopped down his front and on his hands were big white gloves, like the kind Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck always wore.
It says silk not silver you massive cunt.

>>87653414
>trying too hard is millennial
Fine faggot, 2017's costume is overall bland and mostly colorless. It caters to the "le creepy clown" meme rather than depicting the corruption of something seemingly innocent.