>Disney buys Games Workshop Plans R-Rated Warhammer-verse

>>87641969
Fake and Heretical.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Get ready for nu(male)marines, fem-marines, slaanesh being forgotten and sexual deviancy normalized, imperial cult being a bad thing, female imperial leaders etc.

>>87642115
>fem spacemarine
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87642115
>Empire of Man
>Man

The age of man is over. Witness the rise of the Empire of Gender Is But A Word, Shitlord!

File: 1aca.png (451KB, 542x642px) Image search: [Google]

451KB, 542x642px

OH BOY

CANT WAIT FOR (((DISNEY))) TO SHOVE POC SPACE MARINES IN OUR FACES

>>87641969

Never going to happen
Too niche of an appeal and to do a 40k movie properly would cost £150m+
Maybe a Space Hulk movie could work within a decent budget but then again you would just end up remaking Aliens

>>87641969
>female, gay and trans Space marines

you scared the fucking shit out of me

>>87642217
You mean like the salamanders were mistakenly made to be?

It's fake niggers.

>>87642170

Exterminatus Gender

40k is garbage now anyway

>all of those faggots who didn't even check the link
It's fake you fucking assholes

Normies would literally not understand a 40k movie because there are no heroes and no egalitarian ideals, in 40k there is no such thing as equality and if you die for the Emperor that's a better use of your life than if you didn't.

Critics would pan it for being a sexist racist male power fantasy and make allusions to Drumpf

File: 1424786728811-0.jpg (14KB, 255x197px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 255x197px

>>87641969
Disney presents
Unlikely Friends: a 40k story.
We have reimagined the classic and beloved gw property for the 21st century. Today we would like to show you a glimpse into
>warhammer 41k cinematic universe

>Trailer opens
>citation from some old greek fuck appears
>ironic original end to it appears
>Footage of a High-lord of terra with a Trump-like voice explaining how he will turn the other races of the universe against each other
>cut to Space Marines fighting against Tyranids
>Chaos Marines jump in and it gets heated as one of the marines mourns mans inhumanity to man or some shit
>falling to his knees in his final breath
>cut to imperial academy with a lesson about astartes
>"they are choosen by the empress first hand via psychic birthmark, taught in philosophy, tactics and in the way of *insert stand-in for the force here*. They give up gender, selfishness and hatred to defend ALL of mankind wherever they may be. But none of them compare to the sisters of battle. Only the best can hope to be choosen to fight as a direct servant to the empress."
>cut back to astartes on the previous battle killing remaining forces on the ground
>ship appears on the horizon with our friends from the beginning on top
>Quick smirk from one astartes to another-shot
>*What is it good for* starts playing
>trailer ends with a few battle shots to the music and a chainsaw blade to the screen

>series is about a ork-human hybrid who tries to unify the ork and human empire via diplomacy and features one battle in 24 episodes where her human mom and ork father end it by showing their love on the battlefield.
.

File: 1ac.jpg (41KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 512x512px

>>87643090
Jesus fuck you OP my Heart almost stopped for a second.

>>87641969
You faggits could try seeing if the link is real first

you retards Based Disney would never do anything R-rated

>>87643437
that's the point

they would take the franchise and pump out some generic PG-13 shit vaguely based on the universe

>Space Marines vs Stormtroopers: A Disney Sci-Fi Theatrical Event featuring Luke Skywalker from Star Wars!

Preorder tickets today!

>Disney
>R-rating
Good joke

>>87642247
What if it's a space hulk where chaos marines or eldar turn up?

File: 1502430379645.jpg (298KB, 1082x1404px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 1082x1404px

>>87641969
>tfw sisters of battle overthrow the patriarchy

File: mickey.jpg (56KB, 450x389px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 450x389px

>>87641969

>>87641969
nearly had a heart attack when i read that op

>>87641969
PG-13 WARHAMMER HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>87643527
Adepta Sororitas know their place in society

What's some board where can I ask heretical Warhammer questions?

>>87643592
/pol/

>>87641969
It would mean that Slaanesh won the war.

>>87641969
It's a fake link, seriously /tv/, you think GW would let a cashcow like that out of their sight?

>>87643527
That thing looks like a genestealer brood lord.

File: 1488837276488.gif (1MB, 194x228px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 194x228px

>tfw the god emperor will be female
>tfw movies revolve around sisters of battle
>tfw Space Marines depicted as dumb Chads
>tfw they try to normalise Slaanesh's degeneracy

>>87641969

NO NO NONONTOTNOTONEWNTOAWDAFUUCUKFUKCKSF

>>87643656
this

This thread spooked me more than IT

>>87641969
>all these neckbeards who actually think a live 40k movie is possible

File: Kendrick-Lamar-DAMN-album-cover-featured-827x620.jpg (133KB, 827x620px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 827x620px

>>87643772
Khorne is another cheesy villain like Ultron

>>87641969

>most badass space marine burst into the scene
>kicks everyones ass
>"who are you?"
>takes helmet off, revealing the face of a 90 lbs 20 year old hispanic woman

you know this is going to happen

>>87641969
neat, I don't care about warhammer. I do enjoy seeing people be butthurt over nothing.

>>87641969
>http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/disney-games-workshop-deal-warhammer-franchise-1050089/

So did anyone click the link, its fake, why is everyone freaking out?

>John Spartan was a Space Marine...

>>87643561
Armour ornaments for the Grey Knights?