This is CIA to Ground Control I'm opening the door And I'm

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And I'm up here in control sitting with the big maaan

BAAAAAAAANE
MAKES A MAN TAKE PLANES OVER

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>>87617561
YOU ARE NOT BRINGING ALONG YOUR. FRIENDS
YOU ARE NOT BRINGING ALONG YOUR. FRIENDS
AY YO, I JUST FILED A FLIGHT PLAN
FOR ME, PAVEL, AND MY MEN
BUT YOU'RE NOT BRINGING ALONG YOUR FRIENDS

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Ground control to CIA your engines dead, there's something wrong, can you hear me CIA, can you hear me CIA, can you heeeeeeear.

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>>87617856
SOMETHING HAPPENED AND CIA DIED
FIRE ROSE A METRE AND STEPPED ASIDE
SOMEBODY ELSE TOOK ITS PLACE AND BRAVELY CRIED
I'M A BIG GUY! I'M A BIG GUY!

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And with his hand reached out in quiet grace, he identified himself...as an agent of central intelligence. Then, with a sudden perplexing glow, he told his newfound companions, and the good healer, that they were not permitted to bring fellow shepherds on this sojourn of glory.

One of the mysterious men eventually replied with great fervor, and with an inquisitive stare...that these were not merely ordinary men...but men who were loyal to the formidable, menacing mercenary...

The masked man!

"Bane..." Whispered the agent. Not in the form of a question, and yet not in confirmation either.

The party boarded the airship in great haste and anticipation. The agent himself could not help but ponder the great rewards he would reap upon returning to his kingdom, for he had apprehended servants of evil, and chaos!

The agent warned the recent arrivals, that his compatriots, the apothecary and only one of their own were registered to arrive at their destination. Certain that they understood the stakes, he took the first of the men, holding him over the precipice of the airship, and demanding information about the mysterious masked man, including why he chose to be masked at all times.

One of the hooded figures then proposed a byzantine riddle. He posed the question as to whether one would shoot a man using a projectile weapon, before tossing him out of an airship to plunge to the depths of hell.

The agent turned, his attention diverted from his work, for he now pondered the complex riddle.

"At least you can talk!" exclaimed the agent.

LOOK AT THIS AGENT'S CHIN
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME CALL IT IN

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>>87618127

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SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MAAAADE TO WEAR THE MAAASK
UUUH THEY'RE A BIG GUY FOR YOUUUUUU YAAA
AND WHEN CIA ASKS, WHAAAAT'S YOUR MASTER PLAAAN
HMMM CRASHING HIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIIIVOOOORS

IT AIN’T SMEE
IT AIN'T SMEE
YOU AINT ON NO FLIGHT PLAAN NAW
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

BEEELT BUCKLE IN HAAAND
LORD DON’T THEY FEEL IN CHAAAARGE YAAA
BUT WHEN THE BATMAN COOOMES THROUGH THE DOOR
LORD THE MOVIE TURNS INTO A RUMMAGE FEST YAAA

IT AIN’T SMEE
IT AIN'T SMEE
YOU AINT ON NO FLIGHT PLAAN NAW

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>>87618225
here's your (you) anon. U earned it mah nigga

>>87617561
I
I COULD BE BANE
AND YOU
YOU COULD BE SMEE

>>87618225
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0baw16oE1tQ

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I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE CRASHED YOU DOWN
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MAIMEN
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD FLY WITH YOU AGAIN
BUT NOW, THROUGH ALL THE EXTREME PAIN
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT
THE BIGGEST GUYS MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING

SO WITH HOTNESS IN MY HEAD
I FEEL THE BEST THING I CAN DO
IT'S CALL IT IN, AND LEAVE FOREVER
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE
IT FEELS SO BAD
WHAT WAS ONCE FLYING, NOW IS CRASHED
I'LL NEVER FLY AGAIN, MY PLANE IS FALLING

>>87618488
t. south park voice actor

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>>87618465

PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
IM A MAN OF C I A
I'VE BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG LONG YEARS
THREW MANY A MAN OUT MY PLANE
I WAS ROUND WHEN THE BIG GUY
HAD HIS MOMENT OF EXTREME PAIN
MADE DAMN SURE THAT PAVEL
TIED HIS HANDS, BAGGED HIS FACE
PLEASED TO MEET YOU
HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME
BUT WHAT'S PUZZLING YOU IS THE
NATURE OF MY PLANE

>>87618046

Perfect. Read it in his voice.

LOOKS LIKE CIA IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS.

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>>87618465
Dude that's fucking KEEEEEEK bro!!!!!!!

sincerely though that shit made this anon laugh good on ya m8y

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MMMWAHAAAAA theFRIENDS and BANE hasalwaysbeen CELEbrated foritsBIGness, thereis an USBEKistani flightplaaaaann? by Bill Wilsón.... Inspired. by that same masked mercenaRY. Itscalledinfromtheplaneandlike the best flightplans it lists ME, MY MEN, DOCT-

>>87617648
THE FLIGHT PLAN IS HERE TOO
AND IM A BIG GUY, FOR YOU

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>>87618225

>>87618225
played CCR to reading this. some words dont fit but big kudos anyway... also pic is great too, saved

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>>87618465
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0baw16oE1tQ

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>>87618781
reminds me of one of my early works

>>87618488
this post >>87618534 was meant to >>87618465
sry

HEY HEY
YOU YOU
I DONT LIKE YOUR FLIGHTPLAN

HEY, I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT HERE'S MY FLIGHTPLAN
SO CALL IT IN MAYBE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU

IT'S LIKE BAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAANNNNE AND YOU'RE CALLING IT IN

IT'S A HIRED GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN LOYAL TO HIM

>>87619035
HEY HEY
YOU YOU
WHAT IF YOU TOOK THAT MASK OFF
NO WAY
NO WAY
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL

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Oh, check 'em

With your plane in the air, and your plan off the ground
Give me pavel, and call it in, yeah
The first one won't fly
But the rest will, if they don't speak
And you'll ask yourself,

Where is my bane,
Where is my bane,
Where is my bane?

>>87617561
For heeeere, it would be extremely painful
Toooo remove the mask
Hired gun is good, so i'll shoot and shoot and shoot

>>87618167

Has there ever been a more inexplicably popular mediocre band?

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>>87618225
>>87618465
nice

check these dubs btw

>>87619256
Zeppelin

>>87617883
;(

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MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JUST SHOT A MAN
PULLED THE GUN OVER HIS HEAD
PULLED THE TRIGGER NOW HE´S WELL
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FLIGHT HAS JUST BEGUN
BUT NOW I´VE GONE AND THROWN IT OFF A PLAAAAAAAAAAANE

>>87617883
This is ground control to CIA, you've really made the grade
And the command wants to know about the Bane
Will he die without a mask or be in pain?

This is Doctor Pavel calling Bane, you've really crashed the plane
And the henchman wants to know what fire you'll raise
Now it's time to leave the fuselage if you dare

>>87618592
I FLEW A PLANE
IN THE C I A
WHEN THE PAVEL'S BLED
AND GOT TOOK BY BANE

>>87619256
Rolling stone.

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>>87619387
>>87619667
>I only listen to REAL music. Kanye West, FKA Twigs, Kendrick Lamar, Beyonce, Earl Sweatshirt, Flying Lotus, The Weeknd, Drake, DOOM, Beyonce, Deangelo, the list goes on
>I follow pop culture. I watch the grammys. I watch the VMAs. I love live tweeting about both
>I listen to both mainstream music AND indie! I'm a new breed of cultured
>I love tweeting about the NBA. Did you all see the NBA All Star game? Check out this meme of a NBA star! he be like
>Beyonce be like
>Jay-Z be like
>Nicki Minaj be like
>KENDRICKS NEW SINGLE JUST DROPPED FUCK.
>Yeezy season approaching
>ROUNDTABLE ABOUT THE NEW RHIANNA SINGLE. this is everything
>Check out this meme I made, it references Drake and a new movie that just came out
>Bae. Keep calm and smoke a blunt. Emojis. I embrace memes and trends. But post-ironically.
>Ironic 90s nostalgia t-shirts bae. jurassic park t-shirt!
>le smash mouth, nickleback, guy fieri. LMAOOOO. WHITE PEOPLE THO
>um white people fucked up again. like, good job everyone. great job society. baka desu. old white man yells at cloud. *white person sees a cracker* white person "same" desu. literally same. literally me every day of my life bae. um, good job white people. poor little white opressed guy! BOOHOO!
>iggy azelia and robin thicke are literally the most problematic musicians ever
>WOW. I want my girlfriend to hear Deangelos voice while we have sex.
>People of Colour >>>> White People. boohoo white people, youre life is sooo tough. redirect to /pol/
>pitchfork.com, stereogum, tumblr, instagram, jezebel, nba.com, grantland, I'm in the know
>I ALSO LISTEN TO SWANS THO. IM CULTURED THO
>I ironically purchased a Fetty Wap and Rae Sremmurd record. THIS IS EVERYTHING desu
>I EMBRACE THIS GENERATION!!!
>#readyforhillary #orblackcanidate #stopwhitepeople #tbhcrew

>>87618592
This is the best one so far, it actually fits the song

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>>87619505
MAMMAAA, OOHH
DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL IT IN

>>87619785
Plant was a thief

>>87618696
Bane's lines in Hardy's voice are pure masterspiece.

THERE ISNT MUUUCH
THAT I FEEL I NEEEEEED
A SOLID BELT AND MY AGENCY
BUT WITH A LITTLE BANE, AND BY MY MEN
I ONLY WANT
A PROPELLER PLANE

>>87619890
>sampling is not theft
>playing blues riffs in a new and interesting arrangement is stealing

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>>87618225

>>87619211
FOR YOU
FOR YOOOOOOOU

>>87617561
i know you dont listen to bowie and heard that song in valerian. kys.

>>87620047
I actually heard this song in The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, you pleb.

taking off that mask bane
what happen would be pain pain
but you're a big guy
for you I'm sayin

gonna give you my plane
gonna give you my plane

WANNA WHOLE LOTTA BANE
WANNA WHOLE LOTTA BANE
WANNA WHOLE LOTTA BANE
WANNA WHOLE LOTTA BANE

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Let me in, the small guy cried softly
From outside the fuselage
Scattered remnants of the plane could be seen in the distance
Blood stained the dirt plains of the land

I'm the only one left. The big guy, took them all
He managed as he tried to stand
The feather fell down his cap
Please, it's cold

When he woke, there was no trace of his men
Only the plane was left behind by the storm
He felt the creaking of the metal beneath him
All twisted from the ground, to the hatch

There was a sound at the window then
The small guy started, his breath was still.
Slowly, he turned

From behind the edge of the window hole,
There appeared the delicate hand of Doctor Pavel
His face was flush and timid.
He stared at the small guy through frightened eyes.

The small guy reached for something to hold on to
Help me, he whispered, as he rose slowly to his feet
Doctor Pavel's face went pale
He recognized the sound

Silently, he pulled down the shade against the shadow
Lost in the doorstep of the empty plane

I'm trying to find my flight plan

I'm sorry
And I miss you

I miss you
I've grown bigger
I want ittin to be notified
I'll big big for you
I swear, I'll be big for you
I'll be big for you

FOR YOUUUUUUU
FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH FOR YOUUUUUU
FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHH

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51ybp_YFo7I

DOMO ARIGATO
BRAVO NOLAN-O
A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE
DOMO ARIGATO
BRAVO NOLAN-O
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES AGAAAAAAAIN

I AM A BIG GUY FOR YOU
(flight plan flight plan i've got a flightplan)
THE FLIGHT PLAN DOES NOT LIST YOU
(flight plan flight plan i've got a flightplan)
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
(flight plan flight plan i've got a flightplan)
TO FIND OUT WHAT DR PAVEL TOLD YOU

I'VE GOT A SECRET I'VE BEEN HIDING UNDER MY MASK
HIS POSTURE STRAIGHT HIS SHIRT TUCKED HIS NAME C.I.A.
SO IF YOU SEE ME CRASHING THIS PLANE
DON'T BE SURPRISED
I'M JUST A MAN WHO NEEDED A HIRED GUN
AND SOMEONE TO MAKE
THE FIRE RISEEEEEEE
TO KEEP ME ALIVE
SOMEONE TO MAKEEEEEE
THE FIRE RISEEEEEEE

THE TIME HAS COME AT LAST
TO THROW AWAY THIS MASK
SO EVERYONE CAN SEE
MY TRUE IDENTITY
I'M A BIG GUY! BIG GUY! BIG GUY!

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HELLO LARGEST MY OLD FRIEND
I´VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN
BECAUSE A VISION OF SMEE CREEPING
LEFT DR PAVEL WHILE I WAS SLEEPING
AND THE HIRED GUNS THAT GOT ON BOARD OF MY PLANE
STILL REMAINS
WITHIN THE FLIGHT OF SILENCE

>>87620301
what's the original, its bugging me

>>87619885
IF I HAVE NOT REMOVED HIS MASK TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON AS IF REALLY NO ONE ANSWERS

>>87620596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuqEpjcBfaU

>>87620483
IN RESTLESS DREAMS I FLY ALONE
NARROW WINGS OF FLIGHTLESS STONE
'NEATH THE MASK OF A BIG GUY
I TURNED MY CAP TO THE WARM BLUE SKY
WHEN MY FACE WAS PUNCHED BY THE BIG GUY IN THE MASK
AND SPLIT MY PLANE
WITHIN THE FLIGHT OF SILENCE

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Dr.Pavel to CIA
I brought some friends with me today
Driver takes the briefcase and
you wonder about Bane

Dr.Pavel to CIA
Got us on board and called it in.
Cocked your gun
At the man in front of you

[spoken]
Big, Guy, For, You, Mask, Will, You, Die, Big, Guy, Liftoff

IF I REMOVE YOUR MASK THEN WILL YOU DIE?
YOU ARE A BIG GUY
AND THE PAPERS WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THERE
IT'S TIME, REMOVE THE MASK NOW
IF YOU DARE

IT WILL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
AND ALSO I'M A BIG GUY
FOR YOU CIA IN THE MOST PECULIAR WAY
AND I AM CRASHING THIS PLANE TODAY

>>87618465
I'm going to start spammin this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM9iQVO6kWs

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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be big guys.
Don't let 'em take masks off or crash them old planes.
Let 'em be doctors and agents and such.

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Baneposting is an artform at this point

>>87619885
SO IF I PULLED THAT OFF
DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD DIEEEEE?
I DON'T THINK IT'D BE PAINFUL
'CAUSE YOU'RE A BIG GUUUYYYY

OOOOHHH BANEEEY
CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BANEEEY
JUST GOTTA GET OUT
JUST GOTTA GET OUT OF MY PLANE

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>>87621187
>at this point
the fuck have you been the last 4 years?

to this tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkKrUz45icE

We got a CIA agent on the grass
There's Dr Pavel but no runway lights
Maskettaman try to get a message through
The agency knows about plan of the flight
They're no friends, what do we do?
They were trying to grab your prize
Try to get them aboard through

We have Bane in the mask
Mercenaries on separate flight
Bane in the mask
Gonna be pain
x2

This is a big guy for ya
Getting cought was part of his plan
The crash should be in sight
We can't see a thing here in the light
Navigator says we're on the crash path
There is Dr Pavel and CIA
Hey big guy in the mask
Will You die when I take that off

We have Bane in the mask
Mercenaries on separate flight
Bane in the mask
Gonna be paaaain
x2

There's CIA plane going to crash
That's lotta loyality for a hired guns
They got no clue they gotta crash soon
We can say, he didn't fly so good
It doesn't matter who they are
What matters is their plan
Big guy in the mask
For Gods sake get that mask on

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>>87618696

>>87618465
this belongs on youtube

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>>87619785

AND YOU CAN SHOOT ME AND YOU CAN THROW ME OFF A PLANE
I STILL MAINTAIN
I STILL MAINTAIN
BANE, BANE IS A BIG GUY

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This is why I find planes unnerving
They crash them down like the terrorist stories
Notice whom for the fire rises
Shot down and get thrown out this time
All they ask is for friends belonging
Same reply, "no friends will come over here"
Getting caught oh so quickly
Yell again and compliment, Big Guy

I'll throw you out
Answer me now
What is Bane and what lies behind his mask?
Loyalty, for hierarchies
If I pull masks off, will he start dying?

Or will be painful...

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>>87617561

I caught Big Guy today
To see if he still feels
I get him on the plane
My safe space made of steel
The masked man tears a hole
Plane dangling from string
Try to take Pavel away
But I'm in charge of everything

What have I become
Fire ascends
Flight plan I just filed goes away
In the end
And Bane just took it all
No survivors today
I will let you down
I am C.I.A.

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(to TNT by AC/DC)

'Cause I'm CIA
You're a big guy
CIA.
Not so good did he fly
CIA
You're not allowed to bring friends
CIA
you're not on the flight plannnnnnnnnnn

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>>87620483
>>87622856

top kek

>>87617561
Keep the Baneposting on my Friend...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NybVs2ikl8

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>>87622856
Fucking masterpiece.

>>87617561
AND HEEEEEEEEEERE
AM I CRASHING IN MY AIRPLANE
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
SURVIVORS FOUND
IT'S EXTREMELY PAINFUL TOO
AND THIS BIG GUY IS FOR YOU

>saxophone break by Pavel

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>>87623420
>mfw bane singing

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>>87620301
>>87622771

fucking amazing lads

>>87618019
KEK

>>87617561

Too soon.

DELET THIS