>10 years to learn how to cook a fucking omelette What's

>>87613742
Sneed's Omelettes and Feed (Formerly Chuck's Omelettes)

>getting obsessed about street food
>stupid foreigners buy into it hook, line and sinker.

>>87613742
>What's his name again?- 2 posts shown.
Con Artist-San

>>87613742
>10 years to learn how to cook a fucking omelette

japs are retarded, they are born with down syndrome, fucks need more time for simple tasks that's why the culture of repeating everything.

It takeu forty year cook rice. jiro say i make rice ok

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Some threads are made, not for their ability to cause discussion. But for their ability to generate response. The response itself, more then the content it contains, is the goal. These sorts of threads are what we call "The culture of TV". Meanwhile japan has a culture that allows not only for Delicious finger foods but delicious art as well. In context I have to side with the jap on this one OP.

>>87613876
can't deny this and I wont. japs are literally retarded.

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YUR WIRR NEVA MAEK SUHI, YOR HAND TOO WARM

NOW WASH RICE 10 YEAR

>>87613742

>"How long was the fish marinated?"
>"67 hours
>"NOT ENOUGH!"
>"HAI"

>>87613975
YU MAEK SUHI LIKE ME NOW, YU TOO YOUNG FOR MASTAH

10 MORE YEAR

FISH NO FRESH, NO SUSHI TODE, I DREAM

I don't know about the sequel, Jiro Nightmares of Ass Rape...

seemed unnecessary.

>>87614258
id like to see the prequel, Jiro Dreams of Participating in the Rape Of Nanking

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>>87614258
Yeah but that back story with Soo Woo Noo-Koo really brought it full circle anon.
>>87614303
Its in pre-production senpai

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>>87614258

Just a bunch of angry (and jealous) white boys.

>>87614355
t. suzuki fucking shit

>>87613742
Trade Minister Tagomi.

>>87614380
It's not my fault you are a gay little faggot

>>87614334
HERRO YU WAN SUSHI BRACK MAN (raughs)

>>87614430
it's not my fault you are a slanty eyed jew faggot

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>>87614355

>>87614355
SASUKEEEEEEEE

>4 stars on Yelp

BUT OBAMA!!!

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>take ball of rice
>put a strip of raw fish on top of it
wow, this man is truly a genius and an inspiration

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>>87614355
IM NOT HOLDING ANYTHING BACK FOR THIS ONE SASUKE

>>87614355
>projecting

>>87613742
foty yearu u wash ricey ricey and flip eggo