Are these literally the only critics willing to call out IT for

>be a camera and lighting expert in the group
>look flustered on screen everytime
what did Jay mean by this?

>>87598691
You can't make jokes while being positive about anything.

Are these literally the only critics willing to suck up to Disney to get even more money? Seems that way.

>>87598718
"expert" is being too generous. Mike and Jay know less about cinematography (lighting design) than Tommy Wiseau.

>>87598691
Lol, who are they to criticise anyone when they released that steaming pile of shit?

Yeah because the guys who made such classics as Space Cop are really experts on filmmaking

underage gangbang

It's not a great movie. Read the book, watched the movie. Rlm is right.

>>87598691
>youtubers
>calling anybody out on anything
die pleb

They made Space Cop, their opinion isn't valid about anything

>>87598691
>only people saying it was only ok are certified Disney shills
As expected because the movie is great

What subtle scary bits were there apart from the Librarian?

>>87599023
>certified Disney shills call it "only ok"
>plebs and redditors call "great"
Meanwhile/ tv/ patricians call it an absolute dumpster fire.

>>87599073
>/ tv/ patricians
No such thing newfag

>>87598691
They didn't say it was dogshit, though. They said it was just "meh" basically.

Dawn of Justice and Man of Steel were called out for being dogshit by them.

Big difference.

>>87599108
Ooooh you got him now, only us oldfags know that the word patrician was never used here

>>87598923
>Read the book, watched the movie.
They also said the book isn't good. It simply had a good premise.

>>87598992
You actually watched it?

>>87598691
>/tv/ complains that this movie is being shilled
>all threads about IT are trashing the movie while is being praised literally everywhere else
Really makes you think

>the guys who made Space Cop and thought TFA was great didn't like it
Confirmed kino

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>>87599150
I have not

>>87599224
Yeah I'm convinced you pedo faggots are the only people who "loved" this movie. I can't wait till you all get strangled at birth

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>>87599233
Interesting

>>87599263
>girl (male)

>>87599135
>They also said the book isn't good. It simply had a good premise.

You could say that about a lot of work of Stephen King

>>87599313
Pedo's have terrible movie taste, everyone knows that

>>87599341
RLM even said that too

>>87599129
what?

>>87599355
He means how can they be strangled at birth if they're already alive and going to movies?

>>87599245
Literally every single thread here's this fucking pedo faggot spamming "Bev is so cutereedeee I live here!!!"
Jesus Christ just fucking off yourself

>>87599346
You're a pedophile. Just accept it and end yourself.

BotW is literally the only good thing RLM make these days.

>>87599382
I wouldn't know, I haven't watched the video yet

>My name is Mike Stoklasa, I'm an internet movie reviever, you might know me as "mr.Plinket". Together with my crew we film ourselves taliking about the latest capeshit and garbage bin vhs movies from the 80s. We also made a stellar bad on purpose comedy movie known as Space Cop.
>I want you to known one thing. I'm fucking smerter than you and your friends. I'm the smartest person in the whole fucking cinema. Everyone else is a fucking hollywod sheep, just gargling ub their garbage.

Looks like the bev pedo autist is here again. Another thread ruined

>>87599415
I'm sorry but your just a big pedo(is)'s

>>87598992
>you have to be a cook to know that what you're eating is shit

>>87599415
Why the fuck are you spamming in every thread?
You realise no one fucking cares about how much of a sick pedo you're right?

All this antishilling and blatant samefagging doesn't change the fact that the movie is good though

>>87599497
t. reddit

>>87599491
>if you are attracted to pubescent high school girls you're the same as someone who fucks toddlers
you realize you've been brainwashed, right?

>>87599439
I'm not mad at all, I just wonder what you're 5 year plan is. Like do you still want to exist in that length of time, that seems unhealthy.

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>>87598691
>shit all over prequels but praise TFA at the same time

Yeah, their opinion doesn't count.

>>87599497
What do you say about their comments on there being no subtlety?

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What happened to Mike? He doesn't make jokes anymore. He just yells something and makes this face.

It's literally all he does.

>"Don't you want your boat back, Georgie? Bill's gonna kill you."
>Bill does kill him

K I N O
I
N
O

>>87599534
Woah you're telling me there's a bunch of autistic pedophiles on /tv/ that spam cunny threads daily. Someone get this wannabe kid fucker a medal, he's clearly a genius.

>>87599555
Just make a thread in cripplechan or Spanish Chan whatever, you retarded pedo
Fucking leave us alone

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>>87599555
i have lots of fun in these threads, don't tell me what to do

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>>87599528
You mean your opinion doesn't count.

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>pedo gangbang
Is King the original /ourguy/?

>faggot mod stepping in to defend his friend simulator loser friends
kek

>>87599528
Are you suggesting that shitting on the prequels is a bad thing? Or are you saying that TFA and the prequels are similar in any way?

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>>87598691
How new are you?

>>87599651
IT is certified fresh too so I guess you're all wrong too

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Imagine being this upset at two guys who make a living watching and simply discussing movies on the internet.

>>87598691
We'll, they didn't think it was dogshit so I guess no.

I loved Mike's rant about hurricanes hitting Hollywood.

>>87599816
Agreed, and wishing endless hurricanes would hit the US in general and take everyone out. Probably the thing he's said that I agree with most.

THEY HAVE HAD SOME SHIT OPINIONS BEFORE SO THEREFORE ANY VALID CRITICISMS THEY POINT OUT DONT COUNT!!!!!!

>generic and formulaic are bad things but we love the MCU
Imagine taking these guys seriously lmao

>>87599706
Everything I dont like is le ebin friend simulator meme hahayes xd. Looks like the pedos are shifting gears. So who exactly buggered you as a kid.

>>87599475

Yeah if you don't know how to butter a piece of fucking bread you shouldn't be calling out any Chefs for their lack of ability.

>>87599995
>love the MCU
WTF??? Unsubbed.

Strongest HitB in a while?

>>87599468
for you

>>87600064
why? Me not being able to butter a piece of bread isn't going to stop their shit food from being shit.

>>87600064
are you mentally retarded?

>>87600064
>Putting butter on a piece of bread requires the same level of skill as making a feature film

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>>87598691
god im so fucking angry all the time i dont have a job and have crippling anxiety also im ugly and have never kissed a girl but shit i have these opinions i need to share unrelated to my sexless induced mental illness

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>>87600680
RLM is their job as well as their company, and they were doing well for themselves even before the YouTube thing. I don't see your point.

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>>87600680
shut up libtard numale cuck im a ceo of disney also my dad works for nintendo and im getting zleda 7 early #MAGA DEREGULATE THE BANKS

>>87600680
What point do you think you're trying to make?

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>>87600730
what did the nigger mean by this

>other F word
what other f word?

>>87600730
>>87600782
ive been posting on 4chan for 12 years and am expressing myself in some faggot shitposting retard thread why did my post trigger your mental defects is it related to the thread?

>>87598876
No, no no you silly fool, they did it IRONICALLY, don't you see? They weren't trying to make a good movie, why the fuck would they do that? Those cool kids? Pffft, they're waaay to cool for shit like "TRYING" thats for losers and ur mum kiddo

>>87600810
Felicity

>>87598691
Armond White

>>87600810
Fracking

>>87600810
faggot dipshit

>>87599995
but they have called out the formulaic mcu in at least a dozen episodes
they've called it out so often you must either be trolling or just clueless

>>87598814
>tfw this is unironically true

>>87598691
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>87600861
rude

>>87599135

>There is an eternal clown that lives in the sewers and eats children every 30 years. His main antagonist is the eternal space turtle
>Good premise

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>>87600899
when you create it yourself you fat dumb jobless queer hows the leg?

>>87600877
BUT THEY DON'T SAY THAT THEY HATE THEM AND THAT THE MCU MOVIES ARE THE WORST MOVIES EVAR SO THAT MEANS THAT THEY LOOOOOOOVE THEM

>>87600877

then every time they watch a marvel movie they go on about how much fun it is and how marvel has perfected the formula

>>87600341
>>87600547

Because they're not just saying "this tastes shit" you dumb retards, they're saying "these chefs are dumb and make all the wrong choices and don't understand flavours and lack technique"

Then they go and fail at making toast / shit out the turd that is Space Cop

>>87598691
>critics

>>87600877
so what? they still like a lot of shitty bland marvel movies. mike liked jurassic world but he's gonna call out the audience that likes it? bloated retard.

Why do some of you faggots get so triggered and take these guys' opinions so personally?

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wb clown shills literally cannot recover after that thrashing. look at them writhing in pain itt that someone actually had the balls to say the movie wasn't kino hahahahahahahaha

>>87601194
>the guys who made space cop didn't like it
Wew how will WB ever recover? Their critically acclaim and great profits mean nothing!

>>87598691
I thought they said the same thing everyone with a brain did
>Scares are generic but the kid stuff was good
>Old IT was shit
>New pennywise actor was decent but he was used badly in scares

>>87598691
>random Youtube idiots
>"critics"

>>87599546
He knows it gets views

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>>87601421
SEETHING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GETTING SHIT ON BY CRITICS WHO MADE A JOKE MOVIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU RECOVER FROM THIS CLOWNSHILL

Mike calling the audience dumb and fat but it is he who is dumb and fat! He loves tons of schlock movies. And he's fat.

>>87601681
Schlock doesn't mean "bad". There's good schlock.

>Set to go watch IT with cousin.
>Both excited as fuck because fond memories of the first half of the original TV series "second half sucks fucking dicks."
>Morning, going at noon to see it.
>Phone call.
>Cousin suffered a massive heart attack and died.
>Left in shock, dont think its real.
>Its real.
>It never sets in until last night.
>Dont even give a fuck about the movie anymore, whats the point.

Ill see it eventually, but now I just read threads about it from you beautiful fuckers to keep my mind off shit.

>>87601749
And that good schlock isn't what Mike is into. Are you really going to defend a guy who likes X-Men Origins: Wolverine?

>>87601678
Seething? The only people who disliked the movie are Armond and RLM. It's certified kino son

>>87601853
But X-Men Origins: Wolverine isn't schlock. It's just shit.

>>87599528
he shat on TFA retard, just watch the plinkett review

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>>87601858
Doug didn't care for it either on his dumb Sibling Rivalry review. RLM are on the same level as Nostalgia Critic, fucking sad.

>>87601678

you're embarrassing yourself.

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>>87598691
imaging being a WB shill and actually liking the dogshit they churn out

>>87601988
WB > Disney

Sorry shill, you needed to hear this

>>87598691
They didn't shit in it though, they said the kids friendship part is decent and Richie is a great character just like what most reviews said

too bad they cant make a good film themselves LMAO

>>87602177
Ok then big boy where's your le kino?

>hurrr why did it take Bev? Because she was so strong? Why not grab a weaker person?

I'm normally a fan of RLM but I fucking hate it when they spend time nitpicking something that is clearly stated in the film.

>>87600997
Haven't they? I mean, every marvel movie makes like a billion dollars (and I know some haven't but let's not be faggots about it). Wouldn't you say that's "perfecting the formula"? Do you really think anyone at Disney gives a shit about the quality of the movie if it makes a ton of cash?

mike is officially fatter than Rich now

>>87601048
I don't think there's a worse HitB than the Jurassic World review

>>87598691
they didn't have the balls to call out TFA and R1 on their garbage status so yeah, no

>>87599719
Not him, but shitting on the prequels isn't a bad thing. What's bad is succumbing to a blatant nostalgia-pandering inferior reheat of ANH and thinking you don't lose some relevance in the process. TFA is not a great movie, and it in no way stacks up well against the OT, not in terms of story, nor characters, nor creativity.

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>>87600810
you can't say "faggot" on youtube or the thought police will demonetize your videos, disable comments, send you to wrongthink camp, etc

"fuck" is perfectly fine tho

>IT is generic
>marlel is great though
As shill as it gets

>critics

>>87600064
Logical fallacy

>>87602502
Except they slam Marvel for being cookie cutter formulaic, executed well, but not shocking them. There is infinitely more Horror films than there are Marvel films and what a fucking surprise, IT ends up being as boring and generic as them.

>>87602758
Dude they LOVED Homecoming. They loved TFA. They are shills, fact

>>87602758
>they slam Marvel for being cookie cutter formulaic
They have literally never not recommended a Marvel film

>>87602758
They don't slam shit. But it's ok because then they make fun of shills ironically haha

>>87601021
So have you ever made a movie? If not then by your logic you are not qualified to ever have criticisms of movies.

>tfw keep reading it as i t and immediately start associating it with it crowd

>>87599341
Pretty much. Mike comparing it a dumpster of garbage ideas with a few decent ones is pretty accurate. I don't actually know a person that read that book and thought it was good after actually completing.

Everyone starts out liking it, but as they read it you can see the enjoyment fade until the ending.

>>87601760
i feel ya, my cousin hanged herself a couple of days ago, didn't even knew she was suicidal until she was dead. her parents had swept it all under the rug and no one else knew about it and apparently all of her friends had already killed themselves
kinda sucks to be honest

>>87603438
I liked It quite a lot.

>>87601895
>shat on TFA
>Im-fucking-plying
He spent half the review backtracking to the prequels and then didn't spend any time offering any substantial criticisms of TFA, in fact going out of his way to shit on people who were criticizing the film by calling them nitpickers. He went so fucking softball with that review it was pitiful.

>>87602385
They did call out R1, but it highlights their hypocrisy for them to shill TFA so much while trashing a film that is so similar.

>only Armond White and Reddit Meme Shillia said the movie was anything other than kino

So it's confirmed that is good. Will /tv/ ever recover?

>>87603566
What hypocrisy? They liked one movie because they enjoyed the characters and they didn't like the other because they felt the characters were underwritten and dull.

>>87603642
No, they liked one movie because of callbacks and fanservice then turn around and say that another film having the same amount of callbacks and fanservice is bad.

>>87603681
>they liked one movie because of callbacks and fanservice
See, you're creating a false narrative here. They literally say in their TFA review that the fanservice was one of the weaker aspects of the movie. They liked it DESPITE the fanservice, not because of it. And their complaints about R1 are more character related. Because the characters fall flat, the movie offers nothing else BUT fanservice.

Maybe you're just really bad at following a basic conversation?

>>87598691

They didn't say it was dogshit. They said it was okay and listed positives and negatives.

>The Force Awakens is all I ever wanted, and MORE
What did they shill by this?

>>87601194
>critics and public likes the movie
>one guy says Its bad
>OMG BTFO HAHAHA!
You trying this hard is even better...fucking pathetic

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>>87603761
See, their (and by that I mean all three, Mike, Jay and Rich) reasoning behind why they thought R1 was shit is incredibly flawed. Their main arguments in the half in the bag video were the following:
1. It wasn't what they expected. Therefore bad.
2. It is Star Wars and contains typical Star Wars elements. Therefore bad.
3. Star Wars fans enjoyed the movie. Therefore bad.

In the plinkett review they try to retroactively prove (to themselves foremost) that it's a bad movie by going into character. They criticize the film for its lack of backstory, which is a point unfair of them to make at the time considering they seemed to completely ignore most if not all the details while watching it. All that stuff about motivation, what the characters are thinking/feeling is all there. Is it brilliantly written? No, but it is there. Conveniently they also fail to mention that there are indeed "quips" in that action sequence (which essentially their plinkett review rests on). Characters do make their thoughts/feelings known during the action like in A New Hope; characters do have arcs in the movie.

They got called out on their bullshit, so naturally they made this video to try and poorly defend themselves (with flawed reasoning again). And even after that they tried once again to defend their opinions on the audio commentary track, but by just spouting even more bullshit. Anyone can reduce a movie to trivial notions using flawed reasoning, especially while ignoring large parts of the story.

I'm not saying this movie is brilliant. I'm not saying people have no right to dislike it. But if you attack this movie in a review like they do, you should have good reasons to back up your opinions. Unfortunately this is something that RLM does not do, but I guess has never done either. They review films primarily on how they feel without actually putting any thought into it.

>>87603874
>They review films primarily on how they feel without actually putting any thought into it.

the entire point in movies is that they're supposed to make you feel something, hell that's the entire reason we have art and entertainment. Of course that's going to be the main deciding factor in anyone's critcism

>>87604062
The problem is they can't articulate why they feel that way accurately without contradicting themselves on multiple statements they've made in the past and even during the same review, hence why I included "without actually putting any thought into it" into the statement.

>>87603874
>1. It wasn't what they expected. Therefore bad.
>2. It is Star Wars and contains typical Star Wars elements. Therefore bad.
>3. Star Wars fans enjoyed the movie. Therefore bad.
Literally all of these points are incorrect and not based in what they actually said.

>>87604137
When have they contradicted themselves?

>>87598691

>Jay outs himself as a brainlet for not being able to finish a normal length book

>>87604297
He didn't give up on reading it or anything. He just said he hasn't finished it yet. Plus he's already read it.

>>87598691
>loved krampus
>didnt enjoy IT

are they retarded?

>yesterday
>WAHH NO ORGY? NO SPACE TURTLE? WTF IS THIS SHIT!

>today
>WAAH IT ISN'T SUBTLE ENOUGH

The absolute state of /tv/, circa 2017

>>87598814

how can it even be hard to set up lighting. Don't you just adjust it until it looks good?

>>87602275
in ur mums anus

>>87604380
This may be the dumbest thing I've read all day.

>>87598814
This. They are """""""""filmmakers"""""""" themselves but they never speak about technical aspects of the movies. IT had great production values all around but they were more worried about how they didn't like the jumpscare music or some shit

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>>87599475
>food analogy

>>87604523
>they never speak about technical aspects of the movies
You would have to literally never watch a single video they've done to make this statement.

> they were more worried about how they didn't like the jumpscare music or some shit
Music and sound effects are a technical aspect of the movie, genius.

>>87599651
Menace worse than clone? RT Is broken.

THEY GOTTA DO THE ADULTS

THEY GOTTA DO THE ADULTS

>/tv/ plebs with no opinions of their own need pretend friends to give them opinions about movies
Pathetic

>>87598691
Why does Mike keep making fun of fat people at the movies when he himself is a fat fuck?

>>87604869
You're obviously not American, the fat people he's talking about are like 600lbs.

>>87604422

you'd be surprised how simple these things technical sounding jobs really are. Lighting guy literally just has to move a few lamps around until it looks nice. Same with music, they just play a few notes and adjust until it sounds good.

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The fucking shilling of this movie on this board is actually disgusting.

>>87604869

fat and dumb people don't actually think they're fat and dumb. Literally I know a 300 pound guy who considers himself just slightly overweight and always says "at least I'm not obese" and makes fun of fat people himself. Then of course you have the stupidity, which to be frank almost all fat people are a little bit stupid since you have to be dumb to get fat in the first place, but the dumber these people are the less capable they are of realizing their own dumbness.

>>87598718
Those German genes, sweatiest people in the world

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>>87599447
Absolutely on spot. I started watching this thinking that they would eventually jsut stop and get real carrers on the industry.

Never in my life expected them to stagnate for over 5 years, just what the fuck are they waiting for same as that AVGN guy, are they going to be YT monkeys forever?

>>87605901
>stagnate for over 5 years
Their subs have grown, their views have grown, their revenue streams have grown. I don't think you know what "stagnate" means.

>>87598828

>if you yourself made a crappy thing once you can never call anything else crappy

This non-argument has got to die. Almost as much as the 'it's fantasy so basic plot logic doesn't matter lol' argument.

>>87604523
>"""""""""filmmakers""""""""
even with quotation marks I take it as an insult to filmmakers.

They are just failures that aren't good enough to do what they love and they review others people shit.

That's sad tbqh.

They already lost all credibility with the TFA review.

>>87606023
>They are just failures that aren't good enough to do what they love
They love making weird comedy videos and they're making their living making weird comedy videos.

It's weird and kind of creepy how many people in these RLM threads seem to be determined to create this narrative that RLM are failures. Is it projecting? Jealousy? There's definitely something there.

I've never watched anything of there's outside of Mr Plinkett (who was great until the star wars reboot shilling). Are they spoiler free reviews on half in the bag?

>>87606067
Jesus Christ, you're still butt blasted after two years?

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>>87605965
I mean using their overall "Youtube career" as a mere stepping stone to bigger things, of course i don't mean having them direct the next Star Wars movie or something retarded like that but there are still lower tiers were film makers thrive and that's what i expected from them.

Never expected to become Nostalgia Critic/Chanel Awesome 2.0

>>87599525
Tell that to the judge.

>>87605901
>>87606160
Dumb fucking frogposter.

>>87606155
No, just pointing out the fact that they can't be taken seriously anymore since that review was a farce.

>>87606160
>I mean using their overall "Youtube career" as a mere stepping stone to bigger things
You seem to have this weird fanfic idea that Mike and Jay at one point had goals to "make it" in Hollywood or something. They clearly despite that environment and have been doing the type of non-conventional material for as long as they've been making stuff. Not everyone that makes movies wants a Hollywood career. And most that do want that kind of thing fail anyway. I hope you realize how small the chance of having a Hollywood career is. Most independent filmmakers would kill for the kind of luck and success the RLM guys have achieved doing what they do completely independently.

>>87606121
Hi Mike,

You never had the talent nor the vision to make a good movie, so you've created this illusion that you actually like doing this ironically shitty movies, because if you face the truth you'd actually do us a favor and off yourself.

So just stick to making ironic reviews and meme videos that edgy 18y/olds love.

They didn't say it was bad, they had some valid criticism and said it was alright

>>87606160
>there are still lower tiers were film makers thrive
You seem pretty naive. There is no money to be made in filmmaking anymore. Look at filmmakers like Adam Green. He's been making independent horror films for over a decade and is barely scraping by. He has a Patreon that pulls in something like $3K a month. And he's an established filmmaker. Compare that to how much RLM pulls in on Patreon.

I think you might have a very outdated view of media.

The amount of projection and intentional misunderstanding of basic criticisms in these RLM threads is always fascinating.

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>The creepiest movie I've seen in years that actually made, like, gave me goosebumps, made my skin crawl, multiple times, it's a movie called Lake Mungo, from a few years ago. There's not a jumpscare in the entire fucking thing.
What the fuck did Jay Bauman mean by this? Lake Mungo's most (in)famous scene is a jumpscare.

>>87606340
>Not everyone that makes movies wants a Hollywood career.
I knew this point would come up and i even adressed in my post anticipating it, i don't what you are expecting now by saying nothing back.

>>87606398
That's unfortunate but even taking your point in count Mike and Jay should try to pivot their internet fanbase into a "real" carrer, i don't know i guess the lack of trying is what is bothering me, if they had failed and went back to reviewing as a life saver i wouldn't be so peeved with them.

>>87606617
>durr the movie has one jumpscare so that negates that the entire rest of the movie is built around atmosphere and tension

So the guys who made Space Cop, shilled all the MCU from top to bottom, shilled the Force Awakens but not Rogue One for some reason (probably to regain some credibility), make unfunny videos making fun of internet shill podcasts while being a shill podcast themselves, liked Jurassic fucking World, didn't like IT that much despite being more fun™ they have recommended this year?

WB should just have paid if they gave enough of a fuck about them

>>87606674
>Mike and Jay should try to pivot their internet fanbase into a "real" carrer
See, here you go again with your outdated view of media. What they're doing IS a real carreer. There are people on youtube that are literal millionaires. It's a viable platform and best of all, you can do it independently.

>>87606674
>i don't know i guess the lack of trying is what is bothering me
They literally run a business. What do you mean by "lack of trying?" They clearly put effort not only into their videos but all the work that goes on behind the scenes. You don't seem to make a whole lot of sense.

>>87606723
>>87606758

With real i mean an actual artistic effort a "real" movie, i understand that they are fine financialy.

>>87606684
>There's not a jumpscare in the entire fucking thing
Inarguably wrong

Check this youtube comment

>"I watched Lake Mungo after hearing Jay recommend it, I was completely not prepared for how terrifying that was. It made me feel physically ill multiple times, I can't recommend it enough."

Why do these retarded autists like to lie or pretend so much? I watched Lake Mungo because I read about it and because Jay talked about it on a PreRec stream and it's honestly not THAT scary, it's just a youtube creepy video stretched for 90 minutes and the only scary part literally ends with a jumpscare
How can it make you physically ill you fucking faggot

They were jealous as fuck of this Sandberg guy.
>make some shitty YT short
>Hollywood gives you money to make feature horror
>make a decent film and then another one
>guy is a hollywood director now swimming in cash

>RLM
>two cynical manchildren
>make a lot of shitty sketches and few feature """""films"""""
>no one gives a shit about them
>make Space Cop
>it's unfunny trash and even your fans admit it

>>87598773
Yes this is why they spent two actual months shitting all over Rogue One.

It couldn't be that Man of Steel and Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad are just laughably bad, and even Marvel's most mediocre and forgettable movies like Avengers are more enjoyable, let alone the fantastic ones like GotG.

>Listening to anybody who fucking praises Pacific Rim

>>87607537
/tv/ praises Pacific Rim

>>87600742

Did Baked Alaska get blinded in the end, or did he get lucky in the end?

>>87607633
We like the action scenes, that's it. The story is shit and the characters all blend together.

But why does he dance?

>>87607233
Didn't thought about it but this

They didn't needed to shit on the guy again and he's a fan of them

>>87598691
They didn't say it was dogshit, they said the horror elements were fucking terrible but the rest of it was pretty good.

>>87607805
But the horror was great beyond the slight reliance on jump scares. The library scene was unnerving as hell, as was the Jew painting scene.

No, they're just contrarians. I knew the minute I saw the film RLM would dislike it because of some bullshit. It's like they didn't see the same film.

>woah a loud sound
>this is now a """jump scare"""
>scene ruined
>wtf i hate IT now

Also their review of the miniseries was shit, they barely mentioned Tim Curry. How the fuck is that even possible? Just a passing mention he's good in it, while showing endless clips about how stupid Pennywise acts/plot holes. Wow no one's pointed that shit out before! Almost as bad as Nostalgia Critic's "review."

>>87606719
everybody shilled The Force Awakens, it took like two months before people started realizing what a piece of shit it actually was.

still far better than Rogue One though. I would rather watch Attack of the Clones twice than watch fucking Rogue One.

>>87601913
this guy is not eve that bad, it's his fat friend with the hat which is cancer embodied

>>87607233
I wouldn't have agreed if they hadn't kept it going on this video too for no reason.

>Gee where are you? did we destroy your carrer lol :<)

That was uncalled and childish of them.

Why do people watch these uninteresting videos?

>>87601858
It's gotten to the point where I just do the opposite of what Armond White says and it works.

he really is just a contrarian.

>>87599112
And yet the liked Wonder Woman and every Marvel movie.

>e-celeb trash thread

>>87599525
It's not about physical maturity, it's about mental maturity and consent. You are a would be rapist and a pedo, fuck off.

>>87599201
What's funny is plinkett makes a very valid argument about the prequel trilogy that applies to tfa
>The prequel trilogy makes the universe too small
>Everyone from the far reached of the universe just happens to know each other
And the force awakens does the same fucking thing. Leia and hans kid is a driving factor of the enemy forces and the only people who can stop it are the new main character and Luke Skywalker himself.

I understand that moving forward these characters needed to exist in a capacity but R2D2 HAS THE MAP AND C3PO IS HERE TO HELP TOO! I'm glad Fisher is dead and I'm glad han is dead. I only wonder how many characters they are going to cameo in episode 8

>>87598691
IT has its flaws, but I find it an enjoyable movie. Also, Mike enjoyed Jurassic World more than Mad Max. I enjoyed seeing Mad Max a lot and while it also has some flaws, it's a movie I will watch again a few years down the road. Interpret that in any way you see fit. My only point is that taste also comes into play.

I do agree It had a jumpscare too many and some weren't effective. It was at its best when the clown/monster appeared in a more unexpected atmospheric setting, or when it was plain bizarre. The kids had great chemistry, one or two were underdeveloped and some things from the book should have stayed in there, i.e Mike providing Derry's background, Ben being the architect/builder of the group with the whole "buildign a dam" sequence giving him a reason to be there in the first place. Some of those moments from the book worked a lot better.

Overall I give the movie a 7.5. Enjoyed it, hoping the sequel will improve on the flaws.

I never knew the IT people always talked about was a TV movie. I always thought it was a regular movie.

>>87608569
People barely ever talk the second part withthe adults.

>>87607385
>Yes this is why they spent two actual months shitting all over Rogue One.

For reasons that made no sense.

>>87599176
>all threads about IT are trashing the movie
lololol fuck off. I haven't seen a non-capeshit movie get shilled so fucking hard here. fuck IT, fuck King, fuck Hollywood and fuck the legion of fanboys who shill their shit here for free.

>>87599447
But Mike is just saying the average moviegoer is an idiot. Which is demonstrably true.

>>87609154
Rogue 1 is objective trash rebbit

>>87599497
You're right, Anon. Antishilling can be as cancerous as shilling.. Especially when the movie is tops.

IT will be forgotten about next week.

>>87599525
This is correct. Pedo scum.

>>87598691

Can't even bother with this channel. Tried watching a couple episodes. Their genisys video didn't bring anything new or insightful, and their 'how i would have done it' moments were annoying. Tried them again with one of their b movie vids, and it was grown men giggling like schoolgirls instead of saying anything useful or interesting about the movies they were reviewing. This channel is bullshit, there's nothing entertaining nor insightful about it.

>>87609351
Funny how Mike has taste of the average moviegoer.

>>87598691
>acting as if RLA are even good movie critics

>>87609486
how ironic

>>87599877
>ITT: Muzzy scum
Anon our films are the best, and our sexy women are the sexiest.

>>87603545
He basically said it was okay, it did what the studio wanted it to do, but it didn't do anything new or interesting. That's a reasonable opinion. It wasn't total shit, it was just okay. Their initial HitB on TFA was right after watching it, and they were still riding the high of seeing a
not-totally-shit star wars movie, which was a big deal after the prequels. They've since eased their opinion to an OK/10

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When future generations sift through the smoldering rubble of postmodern America, they would do well to locate a hard drive with RedLetterMedia content on it. They could study Mike and Jay and, with that thin slice of information, fully understand what it is that killed western civilization.
Those two are bitter, cynical nihilists. They have devoted their lives, the prime years of productivity, to pithily lampooning cultural ephemera and implying "we could do better than these idiot filmmakers, but we're too cool to actually try."
They are every strain of societal AIDS melded together into a super AIDS of cultural death...
Well into middle age, they're still obsessively analyzing adventure stories for children. They're childless, unmarried, stubbornly avoiding an actual profession, opting instead to beg for Patreon donations. They are subsisting on the patronage of even more embittered, more lonely, more cynical losers who need virtual friends to swim in their vast Petri dish of misery with them.
Look in their fucking eyes, man. It's a joyless, pointless existence they're living.
They are so afraid of sincerity or honest artistic effort that they'll leave behind hours of footage of them chuckling about Tommy Wiseau. They are artistic cowards and abject failures in every respect.
Each time you catch a glimpse of them, you're reminded that we peaked as a civilization a long time ago. We're done creating. We're done feeling real emotions. All we can do now is analyze, criticize, and ironically pick through the dessicated corpse of our once great nation.

I think they're right. I went with my normie friends to watch it and they couldn't stop praising it afterwards. I was personally bored by it; I was honestly just waiting for it to end halfway through. Its schizophrenic horror scenes felt jarring and formulaic. Everytime we saw Pennywise we knew he was either going to bare his spooky multiple sets of teeth or teeter-run at you while screaming.

Kids were unironically great and I wish it focused on them more. Maybe leave the Jew and black kid out of it so we could expand on the others better.

Also, fat kid deserved way better.

I'm genuinely at a loss how anyone watches their guys and takes them seriously when they contradict themselves every second video. They have seemingly no knowledge in the technical aspects of movies such as cinematography and lighting when they have literally made a movie themselves.

>>87601760
>>87603439
I'm sorry, my dudes. That's fucked.

>>87609562

Really blame this on current modern movie goer consumer. Big blockbusters aren't made to stand the test of time anymore and all the marketing goes into hype and viral marketing on social media before the release.

>>87609486
>He actually believes this

>>87603632
Doesn't seem that way.

>>87609612
unironically agree

>>87609612

Nobody at RLM has ever expressed an opinion without drenching it in irony and hyperbole.

Like they're too good to even exist.

>>87609612
Kek

The more I watch, the more I realize how shallow their critique of everything is.

>>87604356
I agree, Anon. Both were very good films.

What do you think Jay's armpits smell like?

>>87609154
Aside from the characters being less than one-dimensional, the dialogue being horrible, the story being horrible, the pacing being horrible, the music being bland, the pointless cameos for fanservice, you're right, it makes no sense why they would choose to shit all over such an awful movie.

And then Jay went and mentioned that pointless boring bullshit Lake Mungo. He likes his horror either filled with shitty blood splattering dolls or empty footage of nothing happening for 90 minutes.

>>87598691
Why are they always so smug about their opinions on movies?

>oh wow other people actually like things?
>these people in the theater are so stupid for focusing on the good parts of the movie and ignoring the tiniest mistakes

>>87609867
This is what we call the blanket critique.
Could you elaborate on those vague points, or are you just parroting what RLM said?

Why do you people even care about these manchild losers? Just form your own opinion on the fucking thing.

>>87609675

Serious question, how can you contradict opinions?

>>87609827

As opposed to what? RLM isn't the best but c'mon what makes it so shallow?

>>87601760
I'm sorry that happened

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Watch some real horror

>>87599135
>They also said the book isn't good.
Read it for yourself and have your own opinion, you spineless faggot.

>>87609924
>opposed to what?
Forming your own opinion, or finding a critic that puts his critique of movies above recycled jokes and irony.
RLM is entertainment, nothing more.

>>87609924
>how can you contradict opinions

I like ice cream, I would never eat cake.
>next day
I like cake, I would never eat ice cream.

The ass hurt is palpable in this thread. I am genuinely confused though, do you all think IT was that good? RLM seemed to think it was only decent which seems to correlate a lot with the average review of the movie from other critics.

Might this be still more contrarianism rearing its head from the perennially insecure /tv/ loser?

>>87609913
I really don't want to write an essay about how shit the characters are, you've seen the movie so you already know the only two new characters with even a remote modicum of charisma are Donnie Yen and a CGI robot.

The pacing is obvious. The movie is over two hours long yet the editing is so schizophrenic most shots last less than 8 seconds. In the first 7 minutes alone they go to 4 different planets spending less than a minute on each.

The story is awful. Rogue One aren't even spies which clashes with the text crawl of New Hope, Vader being LITERALLY RIGHT THERE directly before and seeing the plans physically there clashes with the opening sequence of New Hope, the idea of the Rebellion being a bunch of backstabbing idiotic cowards completely undoes the point of the original movies being about good guys vs bad guys, let alone shit that made no sense like Forrest Whitaker's character or the infamous THIS BUG MAKES YOU INSANE scene that has no effect whatsoever on the raghead pilot.

Also keep in mind they literally put in a 3 second shot of C3P0 and R2D2 just standing in the foreground for no reason, it's insanely distracting. Let alone the MY FRIEND DOESN'T LIKE YOU cantina bar guys.

>>87605039
You're dumb

>>87610122
I haven't even seen the movie, but RLM has severely dropped in quality over the years.
It's just Nostalgia Critic drenched in irony and deadpan now.

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>36 and single
>elaborately decorates apartment for Halloween every year
>frequently bakes cookies and gives to friends and family
>now owns a cat

If Jay's not gay, why does he act so gay?

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Question about music scores in movies.

Are studios required to keep and maintain a contract with an orchestra, production company, or whatever? Like, are there stipulations for so many movies, or so much of the screentime in a feature release? So many movies nowadays really seem overproduced far as the soundtrack/score goes. And it hits horror movies especially hard, since background silence can really help build tension and give weight to character lines and actions in a scene.

Like imagine if this scene from the Thing was made nowadays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjIXwkX1e48

Only ontop of the sound effects and dialogue, you had a fucking violin grinding away, trying to tell you how to feel for 98% of the movie.

I think I'm becoming autistic about this, but the shit use of score in IT was really distracting too. Best scenes in my book were ones like the Iron Works, where they let tension buildup with the history book, and then sound effects and imagery before the mandatory scary chase sequence #2. And it outright took away from certain performances, like where Bill's dad gets fucking angry about Georgie to the tune of sappy violins the entire time.

I guess it's also used to help mask the use of CGI too (don't have to worry about sound effects for computer generated things if you can't hear them). But these nushit directors need to know when to tell their post-production sound crew when to shut the fuck up with all the string instruments.

>>87610344

he's too pure for this world

When Jay said the only part that kinda scared him was the library scene where whats-his-face was looking through those photos... I felt exactly the same. It was really just that one moment for me as well.

LOUD NOISES aren't scary (unless you have a fear of tinnitus). To be fair though, the kids were no longer scared by that tactic at the end of the film either and I thought that was a nice touch.

>>87600933
>I dont understand what a premise is.

That quote is from you btw.

>>87610344
Did Gillian leave him?

>>87608006
It's also a lie. Sandberg was on twitter, reddit, and the comments section trying to address their concerns. RLM has delusions of grandeur and wanted to chalk this up as a win. But it isn't.

The thing with Stuckmann and the other critics was also total bullshit, Chris came into the comments and explained the truth. I think that part was because Chris has way more subscribers.

>>87605039
If it's so simple, why can't you do it?

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>>87610345
yes, you are quite correct in the over and or / misplaced usage of music in movies today

if you are tired of shitty scores there's one man to blame, michael giacchino.

>>87610594
>delusions of grandeur

I think you hit the nail on the head here. RLM wants to be seen as the cool alternative to the studios. But whenever they try to peek behind the scenes they end up speculating. This goes back the the Episode I review with the "unhappy Lucasfilm staff", which was essentially made up.

Nowadays it's still the same and has grown into their entire persona. Remember that 30-minute "Box Office Number Crunching" which was based on incorrect data computed incorrectly fit in an incorrect narrative? They've never read stuff about Hollywood really works like DisneyWar or The Devil's Candy. It's always less dramatic than you think.

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Jay's birthday is in two days (September 13).

Have you sent him your well wishes?

Imagine getting this asspained about the opinions of complete strangers. What a shameful thread.

>>87610836
isn't that what RLM does

>>87610344
I bet he plows pussy on a daily basis but refuses to become attached.

>>87599546

The Ghostbusters plinkett video was full of new bits/material. He's still funny

>>87600064
>You have to suck dudes off to know if you're getting good head.

>>87610956
From a purely intellectual standpoint, dudes should give the best head.

>>87610603
But I can and do

>>87610876
Yeah, but HitB has descended into wank. Too much of their IT review wasn't even discussing the film just wanking over how they hate jump scares and thought everyone in the audience was a fat retard.

Seriously how pretentious can you get
>I could tell the audience was full of stupid people!
Actual quote from Mike

>fanatics of R***** Letter Media hate Sophia Lillis posters
hmmmm

>>87609612

Oh fuck right off with this. Their cynicism is such a needed counter-balance to the forced feel good "everything is awesome!" atmosphere that this culture has been trying to force on us since the early 2010s. There is a reason they are so popular.

>>87611096
>I could tell the audience was full of stupid people!
Not a stretch to imagine when you're in an american theater.

>>87610344
Why are you retards celebrating Halloween near the beginning of September? It's still summer you retards.

>>87611157

They're popular because Millennials can sadly related to a bunch of middle aged fucks who think they're too good to enjoy anything.

>>87611096

I think he's just genuinely frustrated over the direction american cinema is going. It comes out in comments like that even though it's something larger that is really bothering him.

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>>87611252

Whatever man, they are just the brutally honest peanut gallery. Sorry they shit on whatever garbage modern super hero movie you loved so much

>>87611176
>>87611264
Even if he's right that's incredibly pretentious to say about other randoms at the theater you don't know, based on their appearance and having cinema food.

If someone looked at Mike they'd probably think he was a middle aged family man given he's fat and doesn't take care of his appearance much. Jay a lot of people would assume is gay based off his fashion sense. So what? Not fair to throw it in there as part of their cynical circlejerk.

>>87606398
>Patreon
4chan is not the world. Cum Town, a podcast where three guys talk about cum, has more subscribers than them

>>87603439
That's really funny. I don't mean haha funny. It's funny that there's a string of suicides connected. Look into it.

>Mike and Jay shill Marvel

But they're usually quite critical on Marvel movies. Heck I think Mike just straight up said he didn't like Civil War much. In fact, hardly any of their Marvel reviews are very glowing. Is it because they don't completely shit on the movie?

>>87611470
Cum Town is a personality cult around Nick Mullen who is some sort of a sociopath who can speak confidently about any topic whether he knows anything about it or not.

It's not really a typical case.

>>87611621
>speak confidently about any topic whether he knows anything about it or not.
Sounds like another internet creator we know, in fact we're in their thread right now

>>87611422
Somehow in his mind Mike isn't just another dumb fat guy

Can't wait to hear what the makers of Space Cop think about It.

>>87611580
Some people are just very upset that some internet guys are given attention, I wouldn't worry about them anon.

>>87611580

Some people here think you're shilling a product if your review doesn't boil down to "It's terrible." Then there are people on the other side of the fence, who will hear a mediocre review and claim that they "fucking hate the movie" because they have some criticisms.

Basically there's no way to win online, anon. Sorry.

>>87611621
Stav and Adam really need to grow balls. I appreciate Nick and think he's far and away the funniest on the pod, but that doesn't mean he should be such a prick. Nick is a confident asshole though and his ability to call people out on their shit is a useful one, but fuck if he can't be downright autistic a lot of the times.

>>87610733
Can Jay really eat that whole sausage himself?

>>87612132
He's used to putting dark wieners in his mouth

>>87610733
What's the small writing say? Is it some joke I don't get or is it just generic cronenberg shirt

>>87610733
he turns 37?

>>87612195
wait its a play on carlsberg beer isn't it

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>dude IT sucks but Force awakens is the best movie ever

>>87612298
It really bothers me that the buttons are missing (or unbuttoned) on his shirt pockets

>>87612298
Toni Erdmann is shit. Everything else is unforgivable, though. But this image is still nitpicked: he also likes Lynch, like Eraserhead, FWWM, and Twin Peaks. And he didn't like Blair Witch, did he?

>>87612298
didn't he say he enjoyed The Neon Demon?

>>87601048
>so what? they still like a lot of shitty bland marvel movies.

so what? they are allowed to like shitty bland movies, they arent pretending they are high art.

>>87600810
the one that shaped 4chan

Strucci is fat.

Are they right about the loud noises and jump scares? I hoped that this film would have creepy atmosphere similar to the original "Halloween" by John Carpenter.instead of loud noises and jump scares.

>>87612298

How is this a meme? Didn't they overall enjoy TFA but also said that it has some very notable flaws? C'mon dude, are YOU paid by Warner Brothers or something?

>>87612745
Fnigger?

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>>87602177
why tho? they show some good knowledge here and there, so why havent they ever tried making a serious little indie movie, something like lets say, Blue Ruin scale wise as an example? Cant be money since making something in a contemporary setting would probably come cheaper than space cop

>>87613054
You have to have ideas and develop them into a plot. These guys are not better than any other film student, because you need that one guy who is slightly off and a little bit crazy to come up with interesting ideas.

>>87612298

Wow that picture really brings it all home. Even if not all movies on the left are "great", they either are good or ambitious attempts at breaking the Hollywood mold.

Whereas the other side is 100% garbage and creatively bankrupt shit that RLM pretends to not like and to whine about Hollywood doing.

>>87598691
They didn't say it was bad, they said the modern horror spooks and jump scares held it back. Which I agree with, by far the worst parts of an entertaining film.

>>87612967
I liked it but there isn't a subtle moment in the whole movie. There's like a dozen scenes where It is chasing the camera while there's a loud noise

>>87604627
Menace was fresh for a long time, it's been within the last 5 years or so that it went rotten
I think Clones hasn't gotten as many retrospective reviews

>>87598691
RLM only praise capeshit. Anything else they complain about

>>87612982
Hello Newfnigger

>>87613054

The real answer is: because real movies are hard.

No seriously, I love RLM myself. But I do think that's the reason. They did 'try' with some of their earlier movies, but in the end they can make more money in a lazier way by making something like Space Cop. Plus, if RLM ever did make a serious movie then everyone would shit all over it almost on principle. In the end it's just not gonna be worth it, imho.

>>87613251

Most of their marvel/dc reviews are of them complaining about the movie. Heck very few of them are glowing, do you even watch RLM?

>>87613189
They've said that they review stuff on different basis. If you review a decent superhero movie you shouldn't compare it to Citizen Kane. Every reviewer does this but /tv/ gets assblasted because they end the video with a recommendation instead of 6/10 or whatever

>>87613219
I guess I'll just wait for a high quality torrent. I imagine there would be a bunch of teenagers talking and texting on their phones in the audience anyways.

>>87612298
Fucking shills

>dude embarrassing schlock is fun lmao

They're so scared of failure that they shit on films that try to do something different but don't succeed. See: >>87612298

Instead they praise movies that are pathetic, lazy cash ins. It's a reflection of themselves

>>87613359
>If you review a decent superhero movie you shouldn't compare it to Citizen Kane.

If you constantly praise capeshit and shoot down movies that attempt to do more because of "nuance" in that it's not Citizen Kane, then you're no more than a mouthpiece for the blandest and lowest common denominator horseshit.

Why even review capeshit then, if they're so against the death of creativity in Hollywood? Why spend several of their precious few episodes giving any air to the microbudget horror movie scam where they say the same shit every single time, instead of highlighting one of the vast numbers of good movies they never mention instead?

It's almost like they consciously make an effort to keep things dumbed down to the same few paths instead of branching out and recommending actually difficult or challenging films, or films with very limited releases.

>>87612980
We know you're a shill bitch, just like them

>>87612298
/tv/ favourite reviewers, everyone

>>87604265
T-they liked TFA b-but not R1! This is somehow relevant to horror movie discussion!

>>87612298
But Jay said that he liked The Neon Demon

>>87613608

>No YOU'RE the shill!

Ok. Nice comeback.

>>87604265

Nobody ever responds seriously to this question, I just want to know when RLM contradicts themselves.

why did jerry bauman pretend not to know what a bar mitzvah was?

>>87614318
Because he's not a gem.

>>87604869
Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I can't see.

>>87614501
diabeetus can lead to blindness