*Rick enters*
>wobalubbada stupid faggots, god isn't real!
*Iron man walks in*
>mmmh i beg to differ
*millenial audience cheers*
*Johnny Depp enters on his boat*
>Woooah it looks like everyone here is an alchoolic fuck, let's take this rhum bottles and shove them up our asses
*Sherlock walks slowly towards them*
>this is illogical. Can someone with a decent iq PLEASE fuck me in the ass right now?
>leave his sweet english ass to me
*Chandler walks in naked, revealing a 12 inches fully erect horsecock*
>mmh maybe you forgot something?According to my calculus i can take two dicks in my ass without interfering with my mind capacity
*it's Sheldon. The audience is clapping furiously*
*iron man puts his helmet on*
>shall we begin?
>BAZONGA
>WABBA*burp*LAB
>yes, before your slow mind bore me to death
>yarrr arh
>call me Chandler horsecock lmao
>>87595529
Reddit posting?
sounds like kino
>>87595529
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN REDDIT GOLD!!
>>87595647
Is that Dylan Moran?
>>87595529
That was a really, really, really bad fucking post. Even by summer standards. Really shit.
>>87595529
Where he fuck do you even find these images
>>87595529
Why do reddit/normies worship all those characters so much?
>Rick steps through portal to the Big Bang Theory living room set
>Sheldon Cooper is standing waiting for him
>Rick: W-wha-hah? Wuh-wuh-what's this?
>Sheldon: Greetings dimensional traveller, you have entered into the *pauses and gesture for effect* three-dimensional world I call home. Or Earth '77 to be precise.
>Rick: Looks like a poorly written sitcom to me *belch*
>Sheldon: Is this two-dimensional humor?
>Rick: No I'm saying your reality is a lie. Your god is a bunch of Jewish men and diversity hires. You-you never seen two and a half m-muh-men? Much better show.
>Sheldon: So you believe yourself not to be fictional?
>Rick: Look buddy I'm the rick-ist rick there is, that's all I need to know.
>Another portal opens up.
>Robert Downey Jr. steps through in the Iron Man suit.
>Robert: ...this isn't Shield base...
>Rick: Gru-great. Another one.
>Robert: Wait? Aren't you one of those little cute animation show characters? (looks to Sheldon) And you're --
>Sheldon: Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Mr. Downey Junior. I'm such a big fan--
>Robert: Look I see you're having a little nerd gathering. That ain't my thing.
>Sheldon: But we have numerous alcohol beverages you may be inclined to enjoy.
>Rick: WHABBADUBBADUBDUB yeahhh! Let's get this party goin' onnnn!
>Robert: Got any cocaine?
(and so on.)
>>87595647
he looks so different as CIA compared to the rest.
>>87595529
Tfw /ourguy/ is not on pleb list
>>87595647
he's so hot for his age
>>87595529
Not that I care about the "integrity" of those characters but this Facebook-tier shit is the worst thing to happen to the internet.
Chandler: *Is sitting*
Sheldon: "You're in my spot."
Chandler: "Your spot? What, did you write your name on it or something?"
Sheldon: "... You're still in my spot."
Rick: "WUB A LUBA DUB DUB."
Tony: "No, but it is a Stark Industries chair. So my name's on it. So get up."
Jack: "Unless of course, he knew you would have your name on the chair so he sat there anyways because he was expecting you to say that but you weren't expecting him to expect you to say that, so he was going to sit there regardless of whose name was on the chair. Savvy?"
Sherlock: "Stop talking. You're lowering the IQ of the entire street."
Chandler: "Stop arguing! You're tearing this family apart!"
Rick: G-God's not *BURP* real Chandler. Let's get some Mulan sauce.
>>87595529
>>87596777
They're eccentric characters that normies believe to be accurate representations of a real life detective, high iq nerd, inventor, etc.
Normies have very shallow ideas of how these kinds of people function in real life, and choose to believe these exaggerated and often inaccurate versions to make them feel like this world is actually super interesting.
>>87598078
>get me an MRI
>check for lupus
>run a biopsy to confirm
>tries an experimental treatment for leg pain
>has to do surgery on himself in a bath tub
fucking loved this show
>>87598235
R-RARE?
>>87598081
Get this hothead outta here!
>>87598078
He was on the original and when I got the idea of adding Rick to the image he seemed the easiest to remove because there's not really that many House MD threads.
Friends isn't really relevant but there are friends threads often enough. Jack Sparrow had a new pirates movie. There's constant bazinga and marvel threads.
So it was either Sherlock and House. House lost out to the "whats his name again threads" that are more frequent then any House thread.
>>87595529
does thinking reddit humor is stupid give me identity beyond "that guy who sits in his room"?
ama
>>87595529
What do people get out of making these and posting them unironically/ Not here as its meant as jest but like to facebook. Is it pseudo-intellectualism, attention seeking/relevance demanding, both?
>>87595529
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOOOOUSE TONIIIIIGHT
~dabs~
>>87600421
>Is it pseudo-intellectualism,
yes, both on facebook and here.
>>87600421
You're a stupid nigger who has never held hands with a woman. This picture perfectly encapsulates how your mind feels at every moment.
>>87600156
N-new?
>>87600604
>>87595529
faaah your so unique and insightful op this sure was funny
>>87595529
BASED
This is the ideal shitpost. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
>>87595529
how do you even have a 6 way argument
>>87595529
Your ironic shitpost is so good it unironically makes me want to die