>hasn't aged since American Psycho >huge thick cock

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BUTTT MUHH JOKERRRR MUHH HEATH LEDGER PORTRAYAL

>5'9"
Make him stand next to a real man and watch all his qualities fade away in an instant

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BUTTT HEAAATHH LEDDGEERRR

I don't like admitting that there really are alpha Chads like this so my only defense mechanism is to hate. What chance does the average man stand if there are Adonises like this running around? What is the point of living without pair bonding?

>>87592361
>green clothing aficionado

>>87592361
He's a manlet.

>>87592361
>blinded himself by being to good a actor

inb4 >dude just eat right, only drink water, get plenty of sleep and jus b urself and you'll 5ever look like your 20 years old lmao

Jared Leto stars in __________ as __________, and for this role he ____________________.

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>>87592559
>>87592439
>height matters more than success, incredible aesthetics, wealth and 8 inch thick cock

You people are fucking delusional.

He deserves an R rated movie. Wouldn't it be ground breaking to see a sex scene between Joker and Harley?

>>87592614
He's a Vegan and his mother aged very well too so it makes sense he looks young

>>87592361
He looks like a faggot though.

>>87592361
I live under a rock. What makes u think he has a big peen?

>>87592361
I liked him in Fight Club and Lord of War.
Though really in Fight Club he could've been replaced by anyone.

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Literally the only thing unnattractive about him is his 5'9" height.

>>87592740
He looks awful with long hair. Like a bearded woman. With short hair he looks pretty good.

Post pic of his cock

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>>87592721

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>>87592614
>He's a Vegan and his mother aged very well too
Doesn't mean shit.
pic related

>>87592740
Your just going to overlook the Kardashian hair and the shitload of makeup he wears to cover up his age?

>>87592738
I'm surprised his Lord of War speech about dogs doesn't get spammed for being over the top edgy.

>>87592740
no, his eyes are too close together and he is slightly too feminine.

>>87592740
I know height thing is a meme. But isn't that above average for the US?

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>>87592654
t. manlet

>>87592506
fukn kek fair enough anon

>huge thick cock
Proofs?

>>87592424
Actually looks great there, shame

>>87592700
That was kind of my point. He's blessed with incredible genes. He's also already had work done and wears a lot of makeup for a guy.

>>87592815
It's actually exactly average

>>87592654
just going along with it or the tallfags will off themselves.

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>>87592654
when will they learn...

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>people will say this isn't the best live action Joker scene of all time

>>87592424
Without Batman crime has no punchline

having those hair genetics and not wearing it american psycho style 24/7

WASTE

>>87592740
His face his way to gay. Eyes are too close together.

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>>87592884
>5'9
>average
kek, sure bud

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>>87592838

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He was a bit edgy and over acted in some scenes but the script and direction really didn't do him any favors

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JUST

>>87593017
lol the fuck. he looks like a homeless bieber impersonator.

>>87592361
His music might be awful, but the man's got great taste in sea urchin ceviche.

>>87592654
No you dumbass. But put him next to someone like Hugh Jackman, who's a closeted fag himself, and he'll make Leto look like an ugly dickless drag queen

>>87593017
Lady Gaga did NOT age well.

>>87592967
That's what I last heard, keep In mind any averages includes all the chinks and mexicans

>>87592361
>bad director
You've got a memory like a goldfish if you think Ayer is a bad director.

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>>87592654

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>>87593132

>>87593116
>averages includes all the chinks and mexicans
They have they're own averages, if you white and 5'9 you're a manlet

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It must be really awful to be a manlet, I would probably hate all women if I was one.

Post links to pics of Jared Leto's 8 inch cock or you're a fucking faggot

>>87593189
That's pretty mean

I didn't think Leto's Joker was that bad, as far as a performance goes he seemed successfully insane and completely disappeared into the character. The issue was the god-awful writing and shitty artistic decisions by Ayer. Like that scene where he's lying in a big circle of knives. I just keep imagining the Joker going out to a home store and picking up a bulk order of various knives, arranging them on his floor, then lying down in the middle of them and having a laugh. It's that kind of stupid shit that made hi character suck, not the acting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ4uL_vN9gY

>>87592838
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA

Lol, the entire legitimacy of the "Le manlets XD" meme is supposed to come from the idea that a woman would never want to fuck a manlet, while Leto is living proof that isnt true.

>>87593307
if no one fucked manlets we wouldn't be around

>>87593189
The average for white american males is 5'10"

>>87592361
>bad hair
>bad taste in fashion
>average penis size
>not really fit
>5'9
>bad acting
>method acting, the only person who ever did it right was Daniel Day Lewis
What are you talking about

>>87593307
He's rich. money trumps height in the eyes of women

>>87593430
The only thing lanklets think women care about is their height.

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>>87593471
>lanklets
>he thinks this offends anyone

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>>87592424
>>87592484

>>87593313
I mean her first message to him is "I hate you". You'd have to be a /r9k/ to even think he had a shot with her, unless she's into hate-fucking.

if you watch a 30 seconds to mars music video or listen to their songs or watch jared leto interact with the crowd you realize the man has a coward's heart

there is nothing to envy about that. he was always in the shadow of better actors like dicaprio. he isn't even close to the level of someone like tom hardy. he is shit at everything he does since his bit part in thin red line or requiem

>>87593561
Are you a fucking virgin? Girls will say shit like "I hate you" or "Fuck you" all the time in a flirty/friendly manner, hence why she said "I want coffee" immediately after.

>>87593313
>asking a girl to be his gf
That's not how it works u less you're 12.

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>>87593200
Based Croatian qt exposing manlets

>>87593636
>girls tell him "fuck you" or "I hate you" once every other day
>"b-bro, it's cool you k-know, they're just f-flirting with me! haha they want to fuck me deep down"
Hahahahaha, the state of this website's social intelligence.

>>87593313
Literal bait

I've listened to a lot of Thirty Seconds to Mars the last few days and I have to ask, who buys this shit?

>>87593604
>tom hardy

He's mediocre at best.

His best role is the old western survival movie with decaprio and the movie where he plays British twins

>tfw you like a few songs from 30 seconds to mars but didnt know jared was the singer

hehe

>>87593313
This is a fake conversation right? It reads like one of those tv shows or movies where the protagonist is a Jewish or Elijah Wood cuck that's always on the verge of suicide.

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>walking to class the other day
>5'9 turbo manlet
>by chance, a chick and her bf are heading the same way i am, guy is about the same height as me, maybe an inch or two taller
>a 6'7 giga nigga passes by the three of us on his way somewhere, headphones in and chilling
>think nothing of it
>suddenly hear the girl 5 seconds later start profusely apologizing to her bf saying "[name] come on don't be like that please please you know i gotta stare"
>hear the guy getting mad as hell saying shit like "guys like him are being phased out by guys like me (???)"
>can literally hear how shaky the relationship is

jesus christ, i thought it was all a fucking meme. i thought it was all a goddamn fucking meme.

>>87593742
I liked that Capricorn song. I liked that whole album actually.

My female cousin met him and her fantasy for him faded away. She says he is way too feminine.
You people keep forgetting women are just less visual when it comes to attraction than men. Aesthetics by itself doesn't turn them on if the rest isn't there, unlike us.

>>87593763
>hasn't even watched Taboo.

Be VEEEERY careful now.

>>87593763
I have no use for you.

>>87593787
>gotta stare
Girls avoid guttural words like that

>>87593787
Sure sounds like a meme

>>87593839
i don't know where you're from or what you mean by guttural words but that is exactly what she said, this conversation sticks out in my head clear as day

>>87593867
I'm sure it does. Fantasies we concoct often do.

> gookish face
> manlet
Is he pinoy?

>>87593788
Just listened to it. Not so bad. I guess I'm talking more about their newer stuff, It's like watered down U2.

>>87593897
imagine being you

>>87593812
>>87593819
Lol my bad I forgot about taboo.
Can't wait for season 2 in America.

Hardy was a dick to his sister in the show especially when she was the only one who gave a shit about him

I want to like Jared Leto because he wears Crocs and when my girlfriend gets mad at me for wearing Crocs I can say "hey, Jared Leto wears Crocs too, fuck you" but none of his roles have really moved me and his band is only good if you're a scene girl and it's 2004.

>>87593604
>if you watch a 30 seconds to mars music video or listen to their songs or watch jared leto interact with the crowd you realize the man has a coward's heart

the fuck
one of the only bands pulling off playing rock to decent crowds in this day and age

>>87593956
>5ft 7in
>tfw the author of the article is also a manlet

>>87593200
why would he include some other person in his profile picture? one that takes up more space than him, even

>>87593604
>if you watch a 30 seconds to mars music video or listen to their songs or watch jared leto interact with the crowd you realize the man has a coward's heart
what the fuck!? is this pasta? what the fuck did he mean by this

>>87592777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAargSCXQaQ

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>>87592838
>>87592903
>>87592967
>>87592976
>>87593132
>>87593163
>>87593189
>>87593200
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>>87593313
>>87593383
>>87593389
>>87593393
>>87593506
>>87593561
>>87593648
>>87593787
>>87593956
Your obsession with height is funny, but in reality you are just mad that you will always be skeletal stick with no option for muscle gain. So you cling to a fantasy that women are all about height.
Thank you hungry skeleton for a good laugh.

>>87593763
Bronson

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>>87594196

>>87593956
I wish all manlets would kill themselves.

>>87594233
Lmao that is perfect

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Do manlets deserve based Kenzie?

>>87594196
Damn you sure are salty.

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>>87594196
t. manlet

>>87594240
Then start with yoself, fagget

>>87593771
The word you're looking for is "kafkaesque"

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>>87594196
awww widdle baby booty bothered

>>87594331
Left would snap like a twig.

>>87594126
He means 5'7 is still a functionable height. You will never be a Chad, but you can still find a wife and have children (like he had). This guy only killed himself because he could never achieve the hedonistic Chad status he wanted so much.
To be truly disabled for a happy life you need to be 5'3 or less.

>>87594319
I'm not a manlet...

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>>87594196

>>87594354
>5'3

More like 5'5.

>>87594262
Context?

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>>87592654

When will the manlets finally learn?

>>87594385
When tallfags educate us. It's your responsibility as being the supposed real men

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>>87594196
just imagine the state of butthurt one has to be in to make that

when will they learn?

>>87594383

What kind of context are you looking for when a woman has to bend down so the manlet appears taller?

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>>87594385
They'll never learn.

>>87594380
more like 5'11" and I say this without a hint of irony.

>>87594196
This picture is tongue-in-cheek, right?

I guess some people do just have genes out of this world when it comes to aesthetics and sexuality.

>>87594407
>educate
More like eradicate

>>87594452
That's odd because I'm 5'9 with a girlfriend and have had many sexual partners??

I agree I'd be slaying puss harder if I was in the golden range but I'm pretty happy with the amount of sex i get

>>87594463
See
>>87594452

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>>87594489
>hahaha I'm actually slaying mad pussy, strangers of the internet
The common manlet is truly the most pathetic form of life on the planet

>>87594380
My hot aunt has been with her husband for over thirty years, since high school, and he's 5'5 at best

>>87594407

fine, here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImkuUN2mSdw

>>87594524
Wow, a frogposter. I'm shocked.

>>87594524
>haha I'm actually taller than average and therefore getting tons of pussy, strangers on the internet
How are you any different?

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>>87594556
Why do frogs make manlets so mad?

>>87594489
No you're not.

>>87594575
lots of projection, little substance

>>87594359
you're a soulet from the looks of things.

>>87594632
most gingers are manlets tho

>>87594545

There's always exceptions to the rule and manlets can get lucky. I bet if she left him he would have blown his brains out while an average 6'1" male would be drowning in too much pussy and money to care.

>>87593720
>once every other day
What evidence do you have that that's what was happening?

>>87594452
>5'11
There are still Chads at that height. What I meant is that you can still be a happy and functional man at 5'7. You are at a disadvantage, but it's not enough to merit killing yourself like that coward did.

>>87594583
>lanklets can't fathom manlets getting more pussy than them
You would probably throw a fit in public if you saw my bablet friend with his 10/10 gf

>>87594618
Is this an answer to my question?

>>87594521
Oh, nice

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I'm 176 cm. Am I manlet?

>>87594709
Yes

Lanklet sounds more like a sub-category of manlet than an insult to average height people. I guess they have smaller brains than us too.

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>>87594709
yes, a turbo manlet even

>>87594679
Yes. Figure it out, tyrone lancaster

>>87594766
>7'2
>thank you hungry skeleton
Lol, 6'7'' manlets mad as fuck?

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>>87594709
what is that in non gook numbers?

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>>87594766
>haha look I skewed the chart now everybody is a disgusting manlet like me
you can smell the desperation

>>87594709
Considering you don't live around neurotic Americans you'll be fine.

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>>87594902
Motherfucker fuck you I'm not neurotic

>>87594766
Still higher than you, faggot frogposter

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>>87594945
You wish, I'm 8'0 master race.

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>manlets will never lea-

>>87592946
his eyes are literally further than one eye distance apart you dumb fuck

he just has small eyes

>>87594902
In metric countries the cutoff is usually 180cm instead of 6ft. Which means that 5'11" transition from manlet to man but everyone else stays the same

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>>87595010
>haha look how I'm taking it to humorous extremes
>this whole thing is just silly banter, right?
>guys?

everyones eyes are actually the same length, size, and height give or take 1-2mm

People's eyes look smaller or larger relative to their position in the orbit and the orbital rim structure

>>87595010
We both know you're lying, dwarfy

>>87592838
whats wrong with the manlets tits

>>87593787
Why are amerimutts so obsessed with height?Is it because most of them are manlets?

>>87595193
He needs to lose weight. He carries more fat in his tits than the other guy.

>>87595270
Not only them. Manley thread are common on russian 2ch as well

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>>87594521
looks like an average dingdong

>>87594923
> that mad
Hahaha you must be

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Do you think he was still in Joker mode when walking around with his gf?

>>87595045

>t. Average /tv/ poster

being tall is literally the number 1 trait for a man to possess. You're more intimidating to other guys and far more attractive to women.