Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take

you are like a chicken, moo, moo

>>87590414
Abe Vigoda was in this film wasn't he ?

File: MV5BMTczMjk2OTc4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNjA2ODE1MDE@._V1_UY317_CR21,0,214,317_AL_.jpg (11KB, 214x317px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 214x317px

>>87590914
Yeah, also this guy was in the movie as the manager, what was his name again?

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'm a dude

Sure makes burgers nicer than normal!
>does a hop step

>>87591339
beer can dan

>>87590414
did anyone else ever jerk off to the scene were he crossdresses?

>>87591339
Dan "Likes Em Tighter" Schneider

Well Ed, you better watch your butt man!

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles, with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>>87591750
No but carmen electra gave me a boner

>>87591791
I'll have the last good burger. To go.

>>87590414
I'll have a Goodburger aaaaand, one Goodburger.

>>87591750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2djHEIxPVs

>>87591846
Faggot only took one bite and wasted a perfectly good Good Burger

>>87592039
I do seriously partially blame Bugs Bunny for making me into a furry and a crossdresser

>>87592085
Ayo my man. I asked for tomatoe. This burger has no tomatoe.

File: two heads.jpg (54KB, 1024x449px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 1024x449px

>>87590414
I remember watching this as it aired, was pretty good for a TV movie

I'm a dude

>>87592232
Is this the dumb sissy white boy theme song?

This and Pootie Tang are two of my favorite movies.

He's a dude

>>87590414
do you have orange soda

Is it because I'm black?

BLOOBITY BLOOBITY BLOOBITY BLOOBITY

File: mondo-man[1].png (314KB, 642x428px) Image search: [Google]

314KB, 642x428px

*blocks your path*

>I forget what my dad looks like too, but at least I get to see hime every night.

>>87592132
we should hang out

File: BLACKD.jpg (173KB, 1282x725px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 1282x725px

i tried watching this a few months back
total garbage. safe nickelodeon made-for-TV baby movie.

i can understand enjoying it if you were 12 and thought "african-americans so hip omg xD", or maybe if you watch BLACKED and project yourself onto the woman or the cuck (which, this being /tv/ i guess there's a 95% chance of being at least one of these) but to anyone of sophistication and taste it's just dull and predictable and glorifies working a shit job for minimum wage

"wow this guy does TOTALLY CRAZY stuff when he wakes up and rollerblades to work instead of driving a car and he's literally retarded but also so wise xD 10/10"

She's a dude

>>87594529
we're all dudes HEY

also, one of my favorite comedies honestly

>>87592621
You have great taste.

>>87591339
Dan "Open Wider" Schneider

>>87590414
How did Dexter ever get redeemed?
>illegally drives his mom's car
>crashes into Sinbad because he's a fat asshole who can't drive
>blames Ed, the black autistic kid with dreads
> Ed gets him a job
>he then scams Ed out of his sauce money

>>87594698
he had a change of heart later in the movie and became friends with Ed

>>87594739
"I almost ran you over, called you retarded every time you said something and took a shit load of your money but let's be cool now lol."

>>87594827
I mean yeah, he was a d-bag for a lot of the movie. But Ed's unconditional friendliness won him over.

WHO LOVES ORANGE JUICE?

KEENAN LOVES ORANGE JUICE

>>87591339
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider

>>87594947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YRfq0o2ELQ

>>87591798
We serve Good Burgers here sir.

File: image.png (246KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 500x375px

>>87595056
These are only funny when they rhyme.

>>87594449
go back to your containment board please

>>87590414
Why did they serve Coca-Cola in the movie but not in the show?

File: 1487995449683.jpg (18KB, 636x466px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 636x466px

>>87591339
Dan "the man with the plan to put them all in the back of his van where he gives them his shwham which is built like a coke can again and again and again" Schneider

WHO LIKES PURPLE DRANK

3-6-0
|
6
|
0

HEAD 2 HEAD
E
A
D

2

H
E
A
D

TAG YOUR MAN
A
G

Y
O
U
R

M
A
N

File: imdirtydan.jpg (102KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 640x640px

>>87591339
God among men.

Welcome to Burger Shot, mafugaaaa.

File: burger kino.jpg (49KB, 300x457px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 300x457px

>>87590414