Its Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iI D-OpwZ4E

underage gangbang

>this faggot takes 24 hours for a spooky movie
>but takes 24 weeks for a goddamn clickbait star wars review

let me guess they dance around rating it like every fucking movie. no wait they will love it because gen x fucktards are nostalgia fiends

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>>87578493
How did he get away with it

>>87577809
WOW HOW WAS THERE NOT ALREADY THREE OR FOUR THREADS IN THE CATALOG ABOUT THIS????

>>87577809
Only care about what they say about Finn Wolfhard

>>87578539
It's almost like more elaborate videos take longer to make or something.

>>87578539
tbf 15 mins in they're still talking about the TV movies which they established were shit in the first minute

>>87578590

yeah but this has the thumbnail

>>87578493
>>87578570

Is It worth reading? I'm becoming more curious about it, for no particular reason.

>>87578570
stephen king is a fucking weirdo

>>87578660
>I'm upset that these guys that are famous for talking in depth about movies are talking in depth about a movie.

>>87577809

This set up is getting boring now

I swear someone could make a montage of them saying the exact same thing all the time.

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Rich has a BWC! a BWC!

>>87577809
HAHAHAHAHA DAVID F SANDBERG BTFO

HE'LL NEVER GET ANOTHER JOB NOW

>>87578715

I'd say so.

Its a novel which isnt afraid to go out there (the cocaine jokes are a bit much). That is its strength and weakness to diffrent people. Its what you're ready to accept. King novels always include aspects and tangents which feasibly could be cut but those same things are why people love his books.

>>87577809
>ah ah dude, look at us being uncaring and indifferent unlike those simpletons that enjoy stuff

>>87578715
Not for the horror aspect, that's for sure.

>>87578951
They clearly do care though. And they're not indifferent. Not being able to follow simple discussions might be a sign of autism, anon.

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

The movie itself seems to capture that 80s feeling we've seen in Stranger Things and other important work. Do your part and see it in theaters. Be a part of history.

I love the way Mike says "gangbang"

>I can't stop pooping in my pants
HAHAHAHAHA american """""""""""humor"""""""" always gets me

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>>87577809
Can I underage gangbang her, boys?

>>87578720
Probably because he was drunk and high the entirety of the 80s.
He still doesn't remember ever writing Cujo

>>87578908
>the cocaine jokes are a bit much
They only brought that up because it's true

>>87578736
there's only so much they need to shit on them though, it's a bit obnoxious - considering how shit their film-making talents are - to take the piss out of some old low budget TV movies so much

>>87579083
She looks like the Mad Magazine kid

>>87579125
>there's only so much they need to shit on them though
Well, it's their channel and their opinions so I would say they can discuss it as little or as much as they feel like.

>>87577809
Did they like it?
If they did, I won't even bother watching

>>87579083
Her acting was so atrocious, almost ruined the movie for me

>>87578570
Stephen King's face is more horrifying than any creature from his novels

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>>87579195
How could you?

>>87579244
Nope they rip it apart for being jump scare shlock, but they said the stuff with the kids is good

>>87579120

King puts out an image of himself and covers up part of his life. Im sure he was on cocaine, but i dont think he wrote those novels without reason. This is an early speaking engagement he held wherein he speaks about writing IT and answers questions about his books.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU_ufhW2PgM&t

>>87577809
every review for this movie
>"Guys did we mention the underage gangbang? WTF???!!!?!"

>>87577809
steven king is a fucking weirdo pedophile

>>87579215
Yeah true, they're being paid to do this by the general public after all, but we all remember the original TV movies from nearly 30 years ago and it's nice to be reminded.

>>87577809
I always try and watch these but it's the cringiest shit I've ever seen every time and I have no idea how they top themselves.

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Does he just choose to be in good shits or does he make good shits happen?

>>87578542
Wrong you moron

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The left side of Mike's chin droops down now.

Did he have a stroke?

GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>>87579656
That part made me bust out laughing

>>87578542
nah it was more like

>mike doesn't like film but can't explain properly why, makes himself look like an asshole
>jay kind of likes it and explains why he doesn't like certain elements of it

>>87579640
And his widow's peak is starting to detach from the mainland...

>>87579490
I don't understand why this is so popular on /tv/. This video could have easily been edited down to a tightly scripted 20 minutes.

>>87579673
same

>>87579640
He looks completely normal. Did YOU have a stroke?

>>87579674
Mike spent too much time criticizing the source material like a lot of other YT movie fags did

>>87579490
>Just turn your brain off, bro!

>>87578542
They say they didn't like how it was generic jump scare loud noise shit, but it had potential with the kid stuff and some of the creepier moments that got ruined by loud jump scares
Basically they thought it was a generic scary clown modern day horror flick that won't be remembered or have lasting impact

>>87579502
This is not a chris stuckman tbread

>The other F word
Did he mean faggot? He used that word in the Pinkett reviews.

>>87579859
Yeah that was dumb.

>>87579859
I don't recall him ever saying faggot in a Plinkett review.

Thank god he is here to tell me how to think and sound smart to all of my friend!

>haha no I didn't remember the books much
>spends all of the video talking about the book

Fucking lazy cunts

>>87579934
You can get demonetized pretty easily these days

>>87579859
He did, but he censored himself

>>87579941
The point is, I'm still not sure what the donut ships were there to do, and don't any of you faggots tell me it was explained more in the novelization or some Star Wars book. What matters is the movies. I ain't never read one them Star Wars books, or any books in general for that matter, and I ain't about to start. Don't talk about them stupid video games, or novels, comic books or any of that fucking crap. I seen enough of that shit.

>>87580032
They were there to blockade the planet, duh.

Thank fuck they didn't like it. Now the ridiculous circlejerk can end.

>>87580101
>RLM didn't love the movie so now everyone else won't enjoy it!

>>87580101
They both thought it was okay, they just didn't like the loud noises scare scenes.

I agree with them on the loud noises but it didn't soil my enjoyment of the movie because there were actually good tense scenes that creeped me out launch as the painting monster or black spot fire.

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Do they seriously think the Leper scene would be half as scary if they didn't make it loud?
All the gross noises and loud thumbing made it creepy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejFNtP1vkbw
You watch it on mute and it had no affect.

>>87579290
kek

>>87579283
He just desperately needs some form of facial hair to cover that ungodly huge gap between his nose and upper lip.

>>87580272
lol
that was bad

>>87580247
Filthy phone poster, no wonder you liked it.

I knew I hated the new IT movie!

>>87579502
The latter

>>87580272
>"The leper scene is creepy, honestly guys!"
>posts the leper scene and it's terrible and not scary

>still ripping on Max Landis

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>>87577809
RedditHackMedia

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You will never get the UNDERAGE GANGBANG adapted

>>87580340
>>87580401
>I have no argument.

>>87578715
I love em, for the most part. Read them twice, back-to-back. I have a hard time stating why. There's just something about the way the kids interact with each other, that lost of wonder and seriousness that they manifest whenever some shit goes down. It's really good, to me anyway.

>>87577809
So the question they ask, does anybody know the answer? Is there a jump scare end credit scene?

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>>87580272
Are you underage anon? that shit was not scary at all, even with the "gross noises"

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>>87578979

>be a part of history

Im surprised this hasnt been posted as much this weekend.

>>87580502
No, just Pennywise laughing

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>>87580445
I can just wait for her likeness to get a SFM model and then some rich patreon-fed jew working out of his basement ought to get around to animating the gangbang for us.

>>87580272
HOLY SHIT BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY GET AWAY WITH PUTTING SOMETHING THAT SCARY IN A MOVIE I JUST SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS IT WAS SO SCARY OMGWTFBBQ

>>87580539
Thanks braj.

>>87580272
Eddie's a hypochondriac so of course the leper would make those zombie-like coughing/vomiting sounds.

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Why isn't the guy we all love to see in the review

>Still watching Redlettermedia
Why?

>>87580547
This is one hell of an ugly woman

>>87580272
>You watch it on mute and it had no affect.
Watch Footloose on mute, it just looks ridiculous. Star wars looks like a bunch of faggy raver kids fighting with glow sticks.

>>87579502
Both

>>87577809
Mike looks like he's gonna off himself soon.

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>>87580520
>>87580563
>>87580340
>>87580401
This board really has been taken over by Reddit.
Let me guess how many of you would of preferred "Psychological" horror huh you faggots?

>>87577809
>Jay has indepth knowledgeable about Bens monster cock

and people think he's straight

>>87577809
Jay has this hairstyle that regressives call "fashy" now.

>>87577809
Hooktube link so you don't give them views
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=0iID-OpwZ4E

>>87580705
I agree, those plebs cant recognise when we are getting the new Insidious, Annabelle and VVitch. The leper is fucking scary, I couldn't sleep after I saw the movie thinking about that scary leper.

>>87580430
Don't they mean Drider?

>>87580718
He's literally just explaining what happens in the book

you fucking RETARDS the leper scene is an absolute instant classic you guys

>>87580705
>lol 4chan is so much more superior and intelligent than those other internet websites

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>>87580705
>This scene is scary you guys
>No it's not
>FUCKING REDDITORS I SWEAR THEY'VE RUINED THIS BOARD

>this movie is made for the pleb popcorn eating masses
>oh boy how much i love Marvel movies
I'm sorry but i can't take these cucks serious anymore.

I'M FRIENDS WITH A GHOST ON FACEBOOK

>>87580854
>>87580868
I bet your the same cunts who can't watch Creep because "it has too many jump scares!

>>87580772
Lol a view is worth like two pennies who gives a shit

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>>87580272
>he unironically thinks this is scary

>>87580923
Fuck off shill

>>87577809
This is force awakens all over again.

I hope that WB money was worth it

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>this movie was designed for stupid people
>praise every single Marvel movie

I don't get it lads

>>87581033
Did WB give them money to shit on their movie? The fuck are you talking about?

>>87580272
what the fuck

>>87581144
>every single
They shat on Doctor Strange iirc

>>87579656
>>87579673
>>87579705
>>>/wsg/1870877

Mike looks like he wants to kill himself.

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>>87581144
Mike and Jay are weird, they criticize IT for having loud noises scares even with actual build up to them and say the movie's was made for stupid people.

Could Pennywise have not bum-rushed the screen multiple times? Definitely but it wasn't a deal breaker when the other spooky scenes are actually good.

>>87579656
then they show the credits of day after tomorrow which they had leftover from when LA got destroyed

>>87580782
Don't compare the VVitch to Inisdious and Annabelle pleb

>>87581307
Yeah, I agree tbf

>>87581307
they just want all horror movies to be like the thing

>why can't the jews get hit by hurricanes so we can finally get rid of the hollywood plague
Wow Mike really?

>>87577809
>No gangbang
DROPPED

I honestly didn't believe that Friend Request movie at the end was a real thing.

>>87581369
That would be an improvement t b h

>>87581144
>>87581307
I feel like Mike and Jay are grumpy and aging and are increasingly out of touch with what makes a good movie. They're turning into Armond White.

Lake Mungo was boring as hell, incidentally.

>>87581421
there is nothing mysterious about pennywise, though. he is just a clown that can change forms. the thing actually had "science" around it

>>87581424
I also didn't like when they attacked the regular people who liked the movie, they're bitter and whiny.

>>87581471
i liked when they attacked people who liked the movie cause that means they are bitter and hateful just like me

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>>87581528
You know, I walked right into that one. Forgot what website I was in.

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>It's a "Jay namedrops every actor/director of every film/show they mention to show off his film knowledge" episode

>>87581213
great

>Still watching these hacks when they contradict themselves every other video

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>>87581528

>>87580430
>>87580616
so aidsmoby ruined the shoot?

>>87581600
he never namedropped the director of the first movie (Halloween III's Tommy Lee Wallace).

I don't like how they barely talked about Pennywise, they just said "oh he's good" and moved on.

It's like they didn't want to praise a scary clown for being scary because than their whole joke of spooky clowns being for stupid people wouldn't land.

It was a pretty decent episode but I feel like it could have been better if they had used the phrase "underage gangbang" ten or twenty more times.

>>87579331
he was a massive drunk and cokehead, and the reason he wrote books was to fund his habits.

>>87578951
>wtf how dare those PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL SMUG ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!! criticise a dumb horror movie for being dumb?

>>87581680
It felt like they were trying to hate it. "loud noise buhh" isn't an argument

>>87580194
That happens all the time on /tv/. Half in the bag or reView.
>RLM doesn't like movie and gives reasons
>Shit load of threads of anons saying movie sucks and parrots RLM talking points.
>RLM likes movie, gives reasons
>Threads of anons praising movie and parroting RLM talking points.

>>87581723
How is that not an argument? If it ruins the tone and tension of the scene for them, it is absolutely a valid argument.

>>87577809
>all steven king adaptations sucked
wow they actually know their shit. subscribed

>>87581758
the langoliers was good

>>87581758
They were specifically talking about the TV movie adaptations.

>>87581749
(You)

>>87581785
anything steven king is shit no matter what

>>87581369

Mike doesn't even like The Thing.

>>87580008
im sure you'll get that straw eventually if you just grasp hard enough sweetie

>>87581723
it most definitely is

>>87581821
See, this reply isn't a valid argument.

>>87581843
When did he say that?

>>87581785
They'd be wrong because Sometimes they Come Back and Salem's Lot were kino

>>87581843
Mike has never said he doesn't like The Thing.

Stephen King is a hack fruad

>>87581908
Also Tobe Hooper's Salem's Lot

>>87581899
>>87581933
mike is that (You)

>>87578570
The real crime here is that he's using the present tense.

>>87578493
Let's elaborate

>>87581618
name 30 half in the bag episodes where they contradict themselves

>>87581933
>>87581899

Halloween commentary track.

>>87581956
He literally only mentioned two films and one of them was Salem's Lot.

>>87578570
>have a face made for growing a mustache
>shave your mustache

Why?

>>87582037
What did he say?

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>It's a Mike acts dissmively whenever Jay recommends an obscure movie episode
>It's a Mike cries about *ALL* movies focusing too much in pleasing the lowest common denominator episode

Is his fatness turning him retarded?

>>87581723
I can see where they're coming from but I disagree on multiple levels. IT never really dipped into SUDDEN LOUD BANG JUMPSCARE. All of IT's "loud noise" moments were payoffs for actual tension that it'd set up. There's a massive difference between the kind of sudden jumpscare in Annabelle, and the Leper chasing Eddie after he got to Neibolt Street.

I think using loud, startling noise/music during these payoff moments is a completely valid option. It sounds like they'd be utterly against the iconic violin screech from Psycho if they saw it for the first time today. Silence has it's place in the build up to a scare, but the scare itself should have some audio impact and if they disagree they should dig up Hitchcock's corpse and tell him he doesn't know shit about horror.

>>87582034
They were hypocrites with regard to TFA and Rogue One

>>87577809

They dissed the Langoleirs !

>DROPPED

>>87582142
>It's a Mike acts dissmively whenever Jay recommends an obscure movie episode
do you mean when Jay mentioned liking Lake Mungo or whatever it 's called? Mike seemed interested in that, not dismissive at all.

>>87582166
How so? And don't respond with "muh fanservice" because using that as your argument requires a fundamental disregard for what they actually say.

>>87582132
"I don't like thing"

>>87582203
Rogue One was a rehash that only preyed upon nostalgia
But TFA was acceptable despite having ANOTHER Death Star and a million other thing cribbed straight from ANH in order to prey upon nostalgia

>>87580272
nice to see Brendan Fraser is still getting work

>>87580272
>LITERALLY posting a preview of next weeks episode of Walking Dead

cmon wheres the acutal leper scene stop trying to trick anons

>>87582132
>>87582212
He was referring the the Howard Hawks version. Calling it laughable with a heavy handed red scare message.

>>87582246
So they're hypocrites because of YOUR opinion on the movie, not theirs? That's not how it works, anon.

>>87582246
When TFA came out they loved the trailers and made a reaction video and talked about how great it was. Then they decided to change their brand to hate everything

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>>87582142
It's already stablished that Mike is a shallow pleb and literaly would never watch anything considered non mainstream.

He's an un self-aware simpleton that he o'so loathes so much.

>IT
>No motivation: AKA: Stupid Evil
0/10

>>87582282
That's the most unique version! There's nothing else like it

>>87582297
What are you even babbling about? They never made videos where they "loved the trailers" and they didn't "change their brand to hate everything." You can't just say random dumb shit with no basis in reality and expect anyone to take you seriously.

>>87582383
fundamentally, they no longer like watching movies

>>87581213
Nice.

Should I watch the thing, exorcist or platoon? I have never seen any of these

>>87582445
they like watching best of the worst terrible schlok

>>87582517
>hate normal movies
>love watching terrible stuff where nobody cares

What did they mean by this

>>87577809
>They even say the OTHER f-word O_o
At first I didn't know what they were talking about. Does the word faggot really trigger nu-males these days?

>>87582445
They still give positive reviews regularly though.

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>>87582246
The way I think they see it is when you reboot/revitalize a franchise you get to get away with going for nostalgia pandering once, then you have to start doing new things. Like Trek 09 got away with it but people shit all over Into Darkness for rehashing Kahn again.

>>87580705
>unironically defending the lowest common denominator of horror
Guess how I know you're underaged.

>>87580272
There's a difference between loud noises from jump scares and gross sound effects, you mong.

>>87581692
>proceed to like even dumber things but is ok because reasons

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I'm not american and this isn't an attack on them but i have a question, is Mike not considered fat over there? He constantly talks about dumb fat people while being double as wide as Jay.

Is there a completely different level of fatness over there? or is he pretending he isn't fat?

>>87581307
Agreed. This movie wasn't perfect, but it was a breath of fresh air compared to most of the junk that comes out lately.

>>87582787
Mike thinks he's a smart fat guy

>>87582787
Mike is very self aware of his fatness.

>>87582787
You can be fat and still make fun of fat people.

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>>87579290

>>87582787
He's fat, yes.

>>87582787
I guess that according to him its okay for him to be fat as long as he doesn't eat at the cinema, who knows.

>>87582787
He's tubby. I wouldn't say he's obese but he's definitely fat

>>87582787
It's okay since Mike is just bulking for the upcoming WW3 and global nuclear holocaust.

>>87582787
These are the same people that make fun of "dumb people that laugh at farts" and then had an entire BOTW where they did nothing more than laugh at farts

>>87582901
He's been bulkign for over 5 years?

>>87582787

Mike said "I know I shouldn't be talking" when joking about Brendan Fraser being fat in the recent Mummy review.

He's a fat elitist. Only he and a select few others are allowed extended girth.

>>87582787
Mike is a dumb fat guy who he's thinks he's smart. But you only need to watch some of Space Cop to see that isn't the case

>>87578570
Bev can't cum with the wog or the Jew. Ben has the biggest cock

Does HITB not have a narrative anymore?
Mike looks like he's fucking done.

>>87581833
>shining
>shawshank
>green mile
(You)

>>87582787
mike is a fat guy who think he's too smart to be considered fat
rich is just fucking disgusting

>>87582787
mike thinks he's ok because wizard and rich evans are slightly fatter than him

>>87581144
>praise every single Marvel movie
>Shat on the Thor movies
>Dislike Avengers 2
>Dislike Doctor Strange
>Frequentely complain about how many Marvel movies there are

they used The Day After Tomorrow credits for the credit scene

>>87582787
He's really out of control with his fatness t b h, there was a point were i thought he would even be fater than Rich Evans when he was slimming down, sadly Rich just stagnated.

>>87583039

Mike really does think he's the new Orson Welles and that he's of high enough status and intellect to carry his pudge.

>>87583001
hopefully they were working on something else so they forgot
hopefully

>>87583044
Makes sense i guess.

>>87582503
>the thing
Yes.

>>87582787
Mike is like dad bod tier, your average american looks like Boogie2988.

>>87577809
>Barely any mention of Tim Curry's incredible performance

These guys are lazy, jaded hacks. Wish they would stop and just focus on mr. plinkett features.

>>87581424
Tfw I like Lake Mungo, and the IT novel. I haven't seen the new movie yet though.

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>>87580272
>WWWWWRRAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>get down with the sickness mention

they definitely read /tv/

They didn't even recommend or not recommend it, hacks.

>>87583228
They literally make a point of saying that the only positive aspect of the TV movie is Tim Curry's performance

>>87583129
but he gets less viewership on his reviews than Chris Stuckmann and has to make cheap potshots

>>87583254

It was more likely a Dawn of the Dead (remake) reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J6TeyJhbvc

So they don't hate the movie, they hate people going to see the movie and being associated with them if they say they liked it

>>87583264
They are above that, they mentioned that if you are a pathetic member of the low iq proletariat you will enjoy the showing it will maintain your little feeble mind out of your rape urges.

>>87583299
RLM regularly gets way more views on average per video than Stuckmann.

>>87578493
No underage gangbang OH WELL

>>87581307
Ignore RLM. They hate anything not owned by Disney

>>87583269
Jay says the only reason other people remember the movie is because of Tim Curry's performance. They just talk about the popularity of Curry for 10 seconds and don't analyze his performance at all. They are so jaded and tired. They should take a break.

>>87577809
Jay consistenly keeps proving his god-tier taste.
Lake mungo is excellent horror kino.

>>87582787
muslims are even fatter than americans

get ready, europe

>tfw to smart to like movies

>>87582821
Yeah. Just watching a mainstream horror movie with characters that are actually likeable and you care about already makes me like it a lot. It's not a masterpiece or anything but I enjoyed it.

>>87583455
aren't they supposed to not eat for a month or something?

>>87583347
That movie was pretty good why would...oh right...Zack Snyder...

>>87580272
What was he saying?
>Do you think this will help me get in ablaaagh

>>87583451
>Jay consistenly keeps proving his god-tier taste.

If Jay has god-tier taste, why does he keep dating skeezy tatted up douches?

>IT is bad says people that loved Crampus and wanted it to win an oscar

>>87583507
>muh fanfic!

>>87582158
I guess this is why the jumpscares in this movie didn't really bother me. I mean, they're there and I can see why someone wouldn't like the whole loud noise thing, but in this movie all jumpscares were a part of a larger context.

>>87583545
ooh that one got dropped quick

I wish for one these guys would just talk about the movie and stop worrying about public perception or their "showbiz inside"

I mean you can literaly tell they are about to say that they liked it but they just can't bring themselves to do so.

>>87583654
>I mean you can literaly tell they are about to say that they liked
So...you didn't even watch the video? There is no way anyone could get the impression they wanted to say they liked it. Mike starts off saying he thought it was "just okay." Jay starts off saying he thought it was frustrating.

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>>87583545
>implying Krampus wasn't great and rewatchable

>There will now be people repeating what these people say verbatim whenever IT is brought up

This happens every time they review a movie. It's like people don't have an opinion until RLM says something, then every discussion on every website is flooded with people either posting the video or parroting everything they say with no variation

Is there anything more pathetic than letting middle aged men dictate your opinion?

>>87583368
By looking at the IT threads I can't say I really blame them.

>>87583704
shut the fuck up that doesn't fit my narrative

>>87583455
Grow up.
Evolve.

>>87583723
It wasn't.

>>87583545
I haven't seen IT yet, but Krampus was fucking great.

I am looking forward to IT, I kind of expected them to dislike it though. I also like the tv movie and I don't give a shit

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>>87583428
>they didn't talk about thing!
>but they did
>they didn't talk about thing enough!

So they said new IT wasnt great but miniseries IT was even worse

Nostalgiafags BTFO!!!

>>87583545
Krampus is great, a solid example of doing "homage" right.

>>87583963
They said new It was okay but it would have been better without the loud noises and the first part of 1990 IT was great while the second part was a mess

>>87582503
The Thing > The Exorcist > Platoon

They're all great though. You should eventually watch all of them.

>>87583037
way to prove my point

overrated garbage

>>87581618
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

>>82307666
My "review" on the "review" of Red Letter Media

>replying to a lonely insecure shitposter
>exasperatedly posts the same copypasta in every single RLM thread he happens to run across
>often follows up with saying that no one has yet refuted his terrible opinion

>Rich, an unemployed construction worker (...) knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent.
Nevermind how ironic it is that someone who has been shitposting the same thing for half a decade by now calls something "forced", Rich is by far the kindest, most lovable person on the entire crew. There's no record of him ever "becoming violent" other than your personal fanfiction.

>Jack, a failed viral marketer (...) he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in
Jack has been with RLM since the very beginning and there's a consensus that he still feels incredibly organic amongst the cast whether you like him or not, but sure, believe in whatever you want to.

>Mike, an over-the-hill "director", only makes "ironically bad" videos (...) 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster.
There's nothing "ironically bad" about the Plinkett reviews. They're widely enjoyable as solid pieces of film criticism, so much that even Ebert himself praised them. As for the "economic disaster" part, just look at their Patreon figures, do you really think Mike suffered any loss with Space Cop?

>Jesse, the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.
Jesse hasn't been around for years now, and neither is there any record of her "buying jewelry with Patreon money". Once again, mere fanfiction.

>Jay, the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth.
Possibly the most senseless point, how was Jay even changed at all?

Overall, this pasta is a sad mixture of fanfiction and insecurity, and not much more. Nothing to see here, folks.

>new movie comes out and it's receiving good reviews and buzz
>R edditletter shits on it

never change

>>87577809
The episode should've been split into Re:View / HiTB mixing the two came across muddled and didn't give enough room for either film to breath.

>>87584164
pretty much

>people regularly shitting on IT in its respective threads, saying it was pretty lackluster and an average sort of horror movie
>RLM makes a review of IT
>IT defense force comes out of the woodwork
Just admit you all want to be fucking contrarians.

>>87584164
They've also given positive reviews to movies that have been receiving good reviews and buzz plenty of times though. Cool false narrative you've created there.

>>87584164
>>87584225
>praising movies is r*ddit
>shitting on movies is r*ddit
There's no winning. I guess this entire fucking board is r*ddit.

>>87584164
>loved TFA
>likes most of the marvel flicks
>Mike liked Jurassic World
sorry that your precious movie was criticized

>rlm review comes out
>their opinion differs from mine
>completely disregard them as humorless and bitter pieces of shit

Why don't these people review or watch good movies?

>>87584179
see
>>87580430

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>>87584308
>contrarians
>letting a hugbox that is known for being contrarian convince you that their views are popular

>>87584308
no we don't
>>87584378
half in the bag is for new movies
they review old movies they like on Re:View

>>87584353
I think they just hate WB

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>>87584308

People had different opinions before the review came out. Some people said it was shit, other people said it was good. Both of these people were called shills. I don't see how it's so hard to believe that /tv/ isn't one person but actually a lot of people who view and think of things in their own individual way.

>>87584343
redlettermedia is reddit because Reddit jacks off to them every time they make a video to the point that the popular opinion there changes to agree with RLM if they make a video

>>87584353
>JW
>Good reviews

lmao

>space turtle lovecraftian horror

Jesus christ will they try to adapt this shit? At least in the book does it make sense?

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>>87584164
>every movie should be given a score of 8 or higher. Implying a movie is a 5 or 6 out of 10 is a sin and means it's utter garbage, even though that would still count as fresh on muh precious tomato meter
Maybe things can just be mediocre and not toss ups between complete shit and best of the year?

>>87584353
>most marvel flicks

they've never given a MCU film a bad review. The only give non-MCU marvel films bad reviews

>>87584308
Are you fucking retarded? There's a shit ton of people defending it before RLM. That's what half those fucking threads were. This contrarian meme needs to die already.

>>87584503
Why is Mike fighting with that black woman?

>>87584577

That's Critter from DVDASA. Have some respect for fat Thor.

>>87584515
Yes and no, its mostly Dark Tower related.
Think about it simply as It: The Devil/Turtle: God.

>>87584518
you do know a 6 out of 10 is actually considered good correct? It's like the bare minimum

>>87582254
this is a good MST3K tier joke

>>87584597
No, the people in the background, not the guy in the foreground.

>>87584544
>they've never given a MCU film a bad review.
WRONG. They didn't like:

Thor
Thor: The Dark World
Doctor Strange
Captain America: Civil War (well, Jay liked it but Mike and Rich shit all over it.)

>>87582094
no pretty sure it was the langoliers and the tommyknockers he mentions

>>87582142
Mike is a fat idiot, it is known.

>>87584503
What is happening here?

>>87582142
Mike is jaded and drunk.

>>87577809
>tfw the fucking book had an underage gangbang scene

How is Stephen King not in prison?

>>87584503
post the one where mike decks that guy in the face pls

>>87584835
He's fucking rich.

>>87584577
>>87584808

Mike "1488" Stoklasa taking out the trash

>>87584632
That's literally the point of my post.

>>87584746
Jesus Christ learn to follow a thread, idiot.
>Anon mentions Salem's Lot
>reply says "and don't forget Salem's Lot" even though previous anon JUST mentioned it.

>>87582246
The main reason they didn't like Rogue One was because it wasn't fun and had shit characters though. The fan service was just meant to cover all that shit up and it worked, mainly for drooling retards who think it expands the lore or something.

>>87581758
>>87581908
They said LATE 80S/EARLY 90S Stephen King television adaptations are shit. Salem's Lot came out in 1979.

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>>87578908
>recommending stephen king
>reddit spacing
it fits

>>87585008
>Muh fun
>implying MaRey Sue is a good character

>>87585028
There were literally no TV adaptations of King between 1979 and 1990

>>87585099
A fucking STAR WARS movie should be fun. It's a big dumb blockbuster, not a European arthouse film.

>>87584503
jesus christ mike doesn't give a flying fuck

>>87585099

And yet you remember her name. Do you remember the name of the big gook with the minigun? No, or course you don't. No one does.

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>>87584913
Sry senpai
thought you were talking about the review
where Rich also only mentions two shows.
twas an easy mistake to make.
accept my profound apologies and accept some crab legs as a gesture of good will

>>87581424
but armond white is extremely in tune with what makes a good film

>>87585154
Then what they meant to say is "all 1990s Stephen King television adaptations are shit." Anyway, my point is they didn't say all Stephen King television adaptations are shit. They didn't diss Tobe Hooper's Salem's Lot.

>>87581572
>browsing other websites
leave

>>87577809
You guys know they recreated the gangbang off camera. It's Pedowood after all.

>>87585008
>The fan service was just meant to cover all that shit up and it worked, mainly for drooling retards who think it expands the lore or something.
excellent summary

>>87585232
>armond white is extremely in tune with what makes a good film
Reminder he has praised Jack and Jill and many other dumb Adam Sandler flicks.

>>87585277
why don't you read his reviews and argue against his arguments instead of ignoring his arguments and only arguing against his conclusions?

>>87584308
Lol. Most people on here have been praising the movie ever since it came out

>>87585099
Yeah Star Wars movies are supposed to be fun. I know you're probably some 15 year old who like Revenge of the Sith because it's duh darkest one, but Star Wars is meant to be stupid space adventure movies.

>314 replies
>133 posters
RLMfags leave

>>87585175
>you can only make big stupid dumb blockbusters or european arthouse, nothing in the middle.
fuck off your strawman

>>87584503
holy shit thats the second video of young mike fighting in the middle of the night

I've never watched anything these fags have made besides Plinkett but the skinny one had a lot of the same complaints as me. The jumpscares were way overdone and I literally went to see the movie because some fucking shill here said there were hardly any jumpscares and that the ones that were there were not cheap. It wasn't a scary movie at all but it sure was loud.

>>87585410
The point is Rogue One is FUCKING BORING and a blockbuster shouldn't be FUCKING BORING.

>>87581528

I agree with this, even if you're being sarcastic. Generally movie going audience, and chinese audiences are responsible for the non stop stream of shit

>IT discussions from now on will consist of people quoting RLM

Why is RLM's fanbase so shitty?

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>>87583545
Krampus was obviously more aware of itself and did not market itself as pure horror.

Krampus was obviously a intentional horror comedy whereas IT was completely unintentional horror comedy . you know damn well the people writing up the scenes thought the Pennywise charging Bill would be a super spooky and not fucking hilarious.

>>87585216
>le crab legs
fuck off

>>87585391
STOP HAVING CONVERSATIONS
JUST TYPE SINGLE LINE SHITPOSTS AND LEAVE THE THREAD

wew lad

>>87585307
Because his defense of Jack and Jill is pure bullshit. He tries to argue a generic low brow comedy is a nuanced work of art that explores the depths of kinship. His argument is even more silly and tryhard than the autists who argue the Star Wars prequels are good because "MUH RING THEORY! IT'S JUST LIKE POETRY, IT RHYMES!"

>>87578570
The real crime here is that he doesn't know how to use a semicolon.

>>87585608
No one knows how to use a semicolon.

>>87585454
yes the solution is to not try and just be BIG AND STUPID, forget what empire did as a sequel, JUST DON'T THINK YOU HAVE POTENTIAL FOR A STORY OR CHARACTERS. MY CAPS LEGITIMIZE MY ARGUMENT TOO SEE?

>it's a "Everybody who disagrees with us is stupid" episode

I remember why I dropped these guys now

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>>87585520
>Tfw /a/ has rules to prevent "chat"

>>87585752
wat?

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>>87585008
Guess we can't have Tiger tanks or P-51s in a WWII movie because that would be fan service pandering.

But all this shit on the Falcon? Nah that's cool. Cuz it's fun!

>>87585712
Rogue One didn't have story or characters though. It was a dull, pointless film that wasn't fun or memorable. Quick, name 5 of the main characters.

>>87585786
After all of these months you Rogue One autists still don't get it. RedLetterMedia shit all over the fanservice in Rogue One because the film didn't have anything else going for it. The characters were underdeveloped and forgettable and the plot was predictable.

>>87585468
Stick them up your arse then
you ungrateful aspie

>>87585941
>The characters were underdeveloped and forgettable and the plot was predictable.

Just like TFA

>>87585941
>The characters were underdeveloped and forgettable and the plot was predictable.

Why are you talking about TFA?

>>87586029
>Just like TFA
But that's your opinion. RLM liked the characters in TFA.

>>87586086
>muh guys who can fly good
>muh black man
>Muh perfect female

how are any of these people developed

>>87586126
Why are you arguing with me? It's not my opinion, it's RLMs.

>>87586150
then they should stop acting like holier than thou pricks who are gods of film reviewing when they are on camera

>>87586188
>RLM should stop having the opinions they have because they're not my opinions and that makes me angry
Calm down, autist.

>>87586253
>everyone who doesn't have our opinions are stupid sheep who are beneath us
>Oh BTW this is JUST MY OPINION so you can't say anything bad about us

the one thing I agree with is that the movie would've been better without the loud sounds whenever something scary happened

>>87586348
>>Oh BTW this is JUST MY OPINION so you can't say anything bad about us
When has RLM ever said this?

>>87586396
stop fucking with my narrative asshole