What's the point of nudity in movies?

>>87569102
sex sells

sex appeal you asexual weirdo

>>87569102
Nudity is part of life. More so than car chases or shoot outs. Stop being such a prude.

>>87569102
titillation and Eva wouldn't have a career without it.

>>87569102

because boobies r nice

>>87569102
Watch it anon, you'll trigger Europeans who think any form of restraint with regards to sex or nudity makes you a "puritan".

She's a poor mans Anne Hathaway

>>87569102
For people like Eva to show off how incredible their body looks.

Would anyone like to see her compare boobs or have some pussy to pussy sexfights (loser cums first) with some other celebs? Who should she face?

>>87569102
Nudity is part of reality. If it is necessary for the scene and you obscure it in the name of 'tastefullness' then you're in the wrong

>>87569102
Intertextual sexuality

>>87569102
Have sex pinhead

>>87569102
film is a visual medium, nudity is a good way to express plenty of things visually. Vonurability, sexuality etc.

>>87569102
>At best it is an unnecessary distraction in a scene that can be done a lot more tastefully.
t. virgin that gets triggered seeing what he'll never experience

I would murder someone to have sex with her

>>87569102
Female nudity is fine.
The use of eyecandy women characters in movies should be encouraged.

>>87569102
Would you guys have sex with Eva Green? I would.

>>87569102
Nudity pre-dates movies. What was the point of it in stage plays?

moar Eva

>>87569102
Because it's nice to see naked ladies? Especially when those naked ladies are people you recognize from the television or movies. Ads a certain "looking at your female facebook friends in sexy bikini pictures" quality to the whole thing.

>>87569281
I would too. But not right after you.

>>87569281
I would murder you just to fondle her breasts

>>87569256
t. someone who can't form a contra argument without ad hominems

>>87569388
I would murder him to watch you fondle her breasts. And I'm not even a cuck.

>>87569102
What's the point of nudity in strip clubs? If I wanted to pay to see titties, I'd go to the movies.

>making family friendly kids film staring eva green
>scene starts
>suddenly she strips completely naked infront of all the child actors
>"eva no"
>"eva pls this is not that kind of movie"
>"eva pls put your clothes back on"
>she seems to either not hear the director or is ignoring him
>we all look stunned but are told to just continue shooting

>>87569209
Eva vs Hathaway? How does that one go?

>>87569454
are we the baddies?

>>87569456
Seriously what is the point in strip clubs?
Why not just get a damn hooker?

>>87569475
>How does that one go?
Me not leaving my bedroom for 3 weeks

>>87569529
because seduction is something people want more than just physical release

>>87569529
strippers usually look better then your average hooker.

>>87569388
I would murder her so you could fondle her breasts all you want.

>>87569102
Realism.

>>87569124

but I'm not going to a theater to have sex. I really don't understand, I just get uncomfortable feeling aroused in a movie theater, it's not a pleasant feeling

>>87569102
Depends, imagine it´s a scene where a doctor needs to check a woman´s breasts or something like that; if the movie already has an R rating I don´t see why not

>>87569102
the fact that she starred in that /ss/ womb movie makes her a 10/10 in my books

>>87569592
Why not get both instead of just going home after and jerking off into a sock?
>>87569606
You don't have to get a streetwalker.

>>87569529
I always wonder too. I guess it's just a cheap form of entertainment for males who don't want to feel bad about cheating
or something
>>87569592
>seduction
yeah, because strippers are all about seduction

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>>87569102
>Americans

>>87569459
pls go Burton.

Because it fucks with immersion if the movie bends over backwards just to hide someone's bodyparts.

>>87569529
Most guys last like 3 minutes in bed.

Meanwhile you can spend hours in a stripclub sipping drinks.

Its not always meant to titilate or distract you absolute philistine

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>>87569731
True but is it really THAT fun? I mean watching is watching, sure they are real and not just pictures/videos but surely it can't be that more worth it than you know, getting 3 minutes of sex. Or you know, paying a hooker to strip for you for X amount of time and then fucking her.

>>87569853
Yeah its pretty fun having some college student shake her ass in your face.

The decent ones will blow you

>>87569102
There's nothing distasteful about the human shape or the sexual act. You're trying to push your sexual immaturity on others because your life is completely devoid of it.

>>87569951
More fun than later getting to fuck that ass though?

>>87569969
Do people actually think this when they see nudity in films?

>>87569832
you can tell she is a fucking freak that loves this. why can't every women be her

>all these plebbitors ITT shitting on OP
He's absolutely right. Nudity and sex scenes are fine as long as it makes some sense. Nudity and sex for the sake of nudity and sex is retarded. If you are so desperate to see a pair of tits just go to some porn website.

>>87569102
Everyone ITT saying it's because of art or because it's natural is exceptionally naive. Nudity sells tickets and DVDs. Why do you think female nudity is so much more common than male nudity?

>>87569990
Full service is more expensive

>tastefully
There's tasteful, and then there's moronic and puritan. There should be as much nudity as the story/scene/whatever calls for. Don't try to pass off that retarded
>kissing with clothes on
>having the sheets stapled to the top of the girl's chest
bullshit as "tasteful".

>>87570110
>think this
Think what? You sound like a special needs child.

remember when that one actor showed his penis and all the dicklets were insecure?

it makes you feel more intimate with the characters, you are seeing then candidly in personal moments etc

>>87570123
Context is everything anon.

>>87570115
Women that enjoy being choked unconscious tend to be extremely unstable emotional wrecks. Fun to bang, but frequently depressed and if they get clingy towards you it gets hard to shake them off.

>>87570138
because showing boobies is traditionally seen as less explicit... though i agree at its worst, which is very often, its just there to sell tickets, make people watch again or buy dvds etc

>>87570280
thats why dont stop choking *evil grin*

>>87570163
Yeah but you get to fuck some ass.
Besides don't they generally charge for time rather than what service? At least they do in my country.

Pay for an hour, spend 50 minutes of it watching her strip, then 10 minutes fucking her. Sounds way more exciting than going to a strip club, even if you end up spending a bit more.

>>87570275
Absolutely but OP said exactly that. Thing is so many films shoehorn sex and nudity for absolutely no reason but to sell better.

>watching "Seventh Seal"
>Swedish movie
>no depraved, uncut sex scenes
What the fuck? People call this shit a classic?

>>87569102
Define "tasteful".

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>>87569102

>>87569731
>Most guys last like 3 minutes in bed.
They nut in 3 minutes, maybe, but you can have a lot of fun ways of building up to that point. Also with most hookers you can pay for an hour and cum more than once. I usually start by eating ass.

>>87571347
That's disgusting dude

>>87571145
The glass fascinates.

>>87571378
They're clean, obviously. I wouldn't eat shit. Licking and kissing a clean asshole is no more disgusting than eating pussy.

>>87571145
>ass sweat and pussy dribble on fine wood table

>>87571434
You're licking other dudes cum faggot

There's no reason to have any sex scene at all. It never adds anything. Any character development or plot point can be done through illusion to it; there is absolutely no need to show it.

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>>87571347
>>87571434
>hooker's ass
>clean

>>87571617
>illusion
allusion*

>>87571617
There's no need to show it, but it's better if they do. Some people like to look at nudity!

>>87571551
Never detected any wetness, they clean up afterwards.

>>87571656
Not caught anything yet, never even smelled shit, so yeah, they've been clean in my experience.

>>87569475
I don't know about Eva but at some point a guy has to come along and sweep Anne of her feet, then have Anne playfully scold him for how direct he's being.

>>87569529
The sleazy bar atmosphere is a factor
Also, stripping, while taboo, is way less of a black mark than prostitution despite similarities. Girls can strip and still have a future. So strippers are often younger and/or prettier than hookers. This applies extra to bikini baristas, who can market it as a body positivity thing and it's really just a way to add extra bucks to a coffeeshop job

>>87571617
Sexual behavior is an insight into character all its own.

>>87571731
wow man your a loser

It's okey to portray eroticism in art my American friend. Most studios exploit it because they know its a free pass for people to watch soft core in a socially relaxed environment, but If you really want to make the spectator feel the sexual themes in a movie, nudity does that, especially the female body. Your either a fat feminist or a fat American if you can't get something that has been commonly used in art since ancient times.

>>87571774
>Girls can strip and still have a future.

American detected.

>>87571791
Whatever man, I have a lot of fun.

>>87571145
Is that piss in the glass?

I'd like to think so.

>>87569592
>People prefer blue balls to orgasm.

Yeah, no.

>>87572160
personally I've only been to a mexican strip club. I think guys do it to feel alpha like they can pick up qt girls.

>>87569102
>At best it is an unnecessary distraction in a scene that can be done a lot more tastefully.
>At worst it is there to exploit the viewer and make up for a bad screenplay.

you answered your own question, anon. unless its a porno.

>>87569853
Being shitfaced with your friends and having two 9/10s do oral on each other 4 feet in front of you is pretty awesome. That was in a sleazy one in Prague, though.

>>87570123
>X for the sake of X is retarded

So are gunfights and car chases.

normalfags like to inject sex into everything because to them, having sex is something as frequent and unremarkable as eating.

>>87573061
This.

>>87569102
It's nice

>>87569529
I've been to strip clubs multiple times and have never gotten a hooker. I've also had sex a few times. I couldn't see myself getting a hooker. Sex is supposed to be pleasurable for both people involved. It's a very intimate experience. I couldn't see myself having sex with a woman who's only doing it for money.

On the flipside, a lapdance is pretty much always a business transaction. I give money, and she gives pleasure. That is normal for a lapdance, but not normal for sex.

>>87572491
Oh right, so in Mexican clubs they're just hookers and the strip show is like a menu? If that's what you're saying, I get the appeal.

>>87573387
yea they don't even give em tips. its like a cattle auction

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Why did Bunnyfu do it, bros?

>>87573192
It's more normal for sex, shit like lapdancing is a bizarre and recent phenomenon which only exists because Americans can get arrested for employing sex workers, which is fucked up. So there are clubs where women rub your cock with the crease of their cunts, and clubs where they jack you off through your clothes with your asscheeks, but as long as certain absurd restrictions are observed, it's legal. It's sleazy and ridiculous. Fucking hookers is more natural than getting masturbated through your pants by a "dancer" in full view of a room of strangers.

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>>87573485
is that perfume? a hidden gem imo

>>87573473
Sounds hot, I suddenly want to visit Mexico.

>>87573505
>Americans can get arrested for employing sex workers, which is fucked up
wow, "land of the free"

>>87573505
With *their* asscheeks.

>>87573556
They are fucking ugly men.
t. Ese

>>87569102
Because I like naked women

>>87573505
>full view of a room of strangers
Usually, the lap dances take place in private areas.

And what's wrong with sleaziness? Prostitution is sleazy. Sex is a beautiful thing, and having sex with a prostitute is basically distilling it down to incredibly good masturbation.

>/tv/ - Prostitution and Strip Joints
Best thread here desu.

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>>87569102
>>87569193

>movie shows tits
>rated R
>movie shows penis
>rated NC-17 oh my god that's pornography we can't show it in theaters

>>87573654
Tip em enough and you can sometimes bang em in those private booths

>>87573654
There's good sleaze and bad sleaze.

Sex with a prostitute is pure love with no shadow side.

>>87573798
/tv/ would be a great board if it was nsfw. Movies have nudity in it and gore ofc. One you can post here the other you can't and even get banned for it. For instance posting that scene from Basic Instinct which is a cult scene

>What's the point of nudity in movies?
Beauty

>>87573832
Yeah, but if you ask the wrong one, you're out of the club.

Seriously, fuck hookers. It's better from every perspective.

>>87569102
based Eva. everyone begged her not to do The Dreamers but she did it and still managed to have a successful career.
>based hairy pussy shot

>>87573812
this. honestly the most shocking part of Blue is the Warmest Color was the split second where you see an erect penis

>>87573812
>wanting cocks
faggot

>>87574196
It's silly, isn't it?

>>87569102
It is for entertainment.

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It's more distracting when actors aren't nude in situations where they should be. I've had sex on a public beach and even then we got completely naked, and I've spent the morning after well into the afternoon just hanging out naked together. Whenever I see actresses having sex with clothes on/covering up afterwards it takes me out of the movie/show.

>>87577077
I have had sex with clothes on, off, and half on. So that shit doesn't matter to me since I'm not a virgin like you.

>>87569102
Sex/nude scenes usually make me horny and I can't focus on the plot anymore. I often have to pause the film just to rub one out. It's annoying and I don't understand why most people don't feel the same way.

>>87577250
That's just because you and your landwhale partners are ashamed of your bodies if there's any source of light. Normal people don't leave clothes on during sex and they don't suddenly get bashful when it's over. One such case just hanging out nude with a girl into the next afternoon until we eventually put clothes on to go out on her balcony and smoke. We come back inside and immediately get naked again until I leave.

>>87569207
Shittier taste has never been had.

>>87569102
What's the point of sex anyway? Having kids like monkeys when you can have in vitro fertilization....

>>87577615
No, its because my girl isn't an exibionist whore. So whenever we do it outside she takes precaution so she can easily cover herself and pretend nothing is happening.

Normal people fuck however they want and don't pay attention to retarded shit like that. What you are describing is autism, caring about the little details is the literal definition of autism.

Ask the french

>>87577615
You sound like a stupid animal with a shitty life.

>>87577777
MwaaaHAAAAAAAAH the sevens

>>87577777
MWAAAH

>>87577777
checked

>>87577777

MwAHH the sevens

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>>87577777

>>87573868
nah, it'd still be overrun with pol outcasts but with more gore

tv is an anus of a board

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>>87577777

>>87577777
MWAAAA THE FRECH NUDE SCENES HAAAVE ALWAYS BEEN KNOWWWN FOR THEIR SEXELLENCE

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>>87569529
Because a strip club is a couple hundred dollars at most while an actual quality prostitute is upwards of two thousand dollars. And if a strip club is shitty, you leave. If a whore is shitty, you get a life altering disease that taints all future relationships.

One is also legal and the other can land you in prison

>>87573485
that's not even the pose. why would she get the right arm that wrong?

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>>87569281
She's my waifu, I would genocide 99% of Earths population just to cuddle with her.

>>87578446
Anon, that's basically the plot to Perfect Sense except obi wan dindu nuffin.

POST MOAR EVA

>>87578446
I'd do that for nothing.

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>>87578737

>>87569102
heh

>>87579169
Post the one where she's being violently raped by satan on the bed.

>>87573812

>Jacko's Sisters flashes barely a hint of nipple.
>entire US goes into an autistic meltdown.

Why are americunts so afraid of nipples?

>>87579169
>>87579205
looks like I have a new show to watch.

>>87578347
Because she's viewing the statue from below, so to her it looks like the arm is more raised than it is.

>>87579243
I watched it all except for the very last episode for some reason. It's a very below average show but Eva is worth it.

>>87577730
>exibionist whore
Being naked is nice. Being naked with someone you're attracted to is even nicer. There's nothing unusual about two people who've fucked just hanging out together naked. And even if they don't take it to that extreme they're at least not gonna suddenly be all bashful and start covering up as soon as they finish fucking. That shit is stupid and completely unrealistic. Even girls I've been with who were shy/insecure prior stop caring once you've given them a good dicking. In fact I've found those are usually the girls who end up never wanting to put clothes back on.

>>87579266
first response to this concern that makes some sense. I'd have to see a similar statue from a similar angle to be sure, but I guess my autism is quenched for now.

>>87573485
she was young and needed the money

>>87571145
good lord

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>>87579205
I dont have that one.

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>>87577777

>>87579376
Fuck. Netflix doesn't allow for screenshots so I can't post it either.

>>87579415
what? can't you printscreen or capture an area using puush with netflix?

>>87579478
idk but I'm not downloading a print screen program and look up the exact episode at 1am when I'm not gonna fap anyway. Normal printscreen gives a black screen because muh piracy.

>>87579478
>>87579539
What movie is it? I can get the screenshot I suppose.

>>87579241
Have you even seen american women? You would be too. 400 pounds of weaponized nipples is nothing to sneeze at.

>>87579539
>normal printsceen gives a black screen
thanks man, another reason why piracy is best.

>>87579567
penny dreadful, dunno what episode.

>>87573812
NC-17 movies can definitely be shown in theaters, faggot.

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>>87579539
try again

>>87569102
Ugly goblin