What would be different in the Harry Potter movies if Hogwarts

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>>87563454

>>87563454
*gangster rap plays*

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AYOO CUZ we finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' niggas from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AWH HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil niggas is readin Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Nigga was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

>>87563454
>"expecto bulletus!"
>bullets start firing from wands
Get it? Because America is obsessed with gun culture haha

Harry would be overweight
Ron would be black
Malfoy would mass shoot the school

>>87563454
What would be different in the Harry Potter movies if Hogwarts were set in CURRENT YEAR UK?
>allaharu akbarus

>>87563454
Would kill the whole soul of it..

america has no magic nor mystic feeling to it

>>87563607
>Obsessed
Lol no, we're just mocked for being the last of the uncucked nations.

If set in America there'd be more cigarettes, coffee, and whiskey/beer

>>87564036
bourbon ain't whisky lol

Harry would become the greatest wizard to have ever lived, surpassing Dumbledore by the end of the series. Ron and Hermione would become irrelevant. Voldemort would always send one his champion to kill Harry, himself appearing only in after-credits scenes. The movies would have a social commentary on current american politics.

>>87563454
Pistols instead of wands

>>87563454
Easy. Two irrelevant houses will be automatically hispanic. Slytherin would be all white people. Gryffindor would be bigass multicultural hellhole.

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>>87563589

>>87564211
Dubs confirm. Americans have a weird obsession with Mary Sue and constant hamfisted social commentary about their bullshit politics.

>>87564036
>this sort of rationalization to ignore our very psychotic gun culture
From one burger to the next, we've fucked in the head about guns.

Voldy would have been gunned down pretty quick and the story would be the comfy coming of age tale it was meant to be.

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>>87564327
>psychotic gun culture
I call it freedom.

>>87564327
*we're

>All these obessed yuropoors conflating actual Americans with kike media

>>87564238
one of the irrelevant houses would be mostly
blacks and descendants of immigrants throughout America's history and the other one would be the multicultural hellhole millennial house

gryffindor would be the sjw house complete with virtue signalling and "standing up" for the other two houses, and slytherin would be the white nationalist ne'er do well house with the most concentrated wealth in alumni and lots of forced nepotism. the headmaster would be from slytherin house and dumbledore would be the defense against the dark arts teacher

>>87563454
80% of the students would be black/latino
all prefects would be jewish

>>87564439
also, none of the houses are known for intelligence like Ravenclaw. the most intelligent house should be Slytherin through what I've stated, but somehow the SJWs in Gryffindor will be way more intelligent.

>>87563454
There'd be no Phys. Ed. class.
And there'd be a class on proper tipping etiquette.

>>87564394
>the "kike" media boogeywoogey
Neither Chris Columbus nor J.K Rowling nor any of the other directors were Jewish...

>>87564014
It kind of does if you appreciate history

>>87564608
Besides the actually rich in fables and mythos Native American folklore, there isn't any.

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>>87564036
>uncucked nations
>foreskins are banned

>Harr'y, a black hood guy
>El Ron, Hispanic. Brother of Paco and Pedro
>Xermione, Trans Tumblrina girl (male)

>Harr'y wakes up in Hogwarts
>is thirsty so he drinks a can of Coke
>"This some good shie"
>smokes blunt
>starts browsing facebook on his government funded Macbook
>"dayum Xermione lookin thick.. lookin good white boi"
>El Ron appears out of nowhere
>Hola el Harry en que andas?
>Shiee mofuga hit that muthafukn blunt, I'm just chillin here sending DMs to them thots
>*El Ron hits the blunt*
>Harr'y keeps browsing facebook while El Ron is talking random shit in spanish in the background
>suddenly someone sends Harrya friend request...

>>87564651
this

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Would voodoo be thought in the American version?

>>87563454
No one shows up to class, interracial orgies in the bathrooms.

I was watching Boku No Hero and it occurred to me that societies like the British and the Japanese prefer having a system to supernatural powers. The school system to be precise. I think it's a cultural thing in regards to how each society deals with freedom.

American characters with supernatural powers more typically are just vigilantes. Even X-Men is set 90% out of the classroom, with them out on missions.

So the answer to if it were in America would be that the American students would stop going to school and become protesters/vigilantes of a sort. Almost like anti-prohibition Americans in the 1920's-30's (read: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)

>>87563589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJss7x9qEuc

>>87564036
but people drink and smoke far more in Britain

>>87563454
>be muggle
>get shot

>Harry Potter on the broom for the first time chasing malfoy
>Freeze frame as Harry is about to catch the rembrall
>Record scratch
>"I bet you are wondering how I got here"
>"Well to explain that, we have to go back... way back"
>Teenage wastelands starts to play
>"See I never knew my parents, they died when I was very young"
>"Ah it's alright, can't miss something you don't remember"
>But ever since I can remember I always wanted to know who I was
>Cut to the dursleys shouting at breakfast "POOOOTTTTEERRRRR!!!!!"
>"That's not my father"
>"That's my uncle, Uncle Vernon"
>I lived with him my aunt Petunia and Cousin Dudley since my parents died
>And here's where I stay, nope under the stairs in a little cupboard
>Could be worse, It's a nice little crib in the suburbs
>Everything was going well, as well as it could be at least until my scar started to hurt.

>>87564651
>early colonial period to late colonial period
>Cajun culture/history, early south, trail of tears/indian territory
>northwest territory, oregon trail, settlement of the west, gold rush
>US civil war, War of 1812, French and Indian War, American Revolutionary War
>purchase of the Louisiana territory, Alaska, annexation of Hawaii
I could go on

>b-but they are not magical things
are you really claiming the inhabitants' original ancestors have to be "magic" or at least practice a religion similar to it? the early settlers were from England and France and many of the colonists were escaping persecution from their home countries, so they are in line with this dumb criterion.

>>87565149
I literally don't understand your argument, the colonial period is proto-European culture in North America, there is no mystic folklore about that. America is a mixed cultural society, there is no explicitly "ancient" mythos that belongs to America...

It's not like enduring tribes of Natives over thousands of years who've made an elaborate tapestry of folktales over time.
Nothing you mentioned was really comparable to that.
>Cajun "culture"
Kek, just go fucking kill yourself.

>>87565302
*I should have written post-European not really proto

>>87564927
Loved the books and the movies. Not a fan of Rowling's bullshit shenanigans, but there wasnt any smoking and hardly any drinking

>>87565302
>no mystic folklore, no ancient mythos
again, you're clearly insistent on claiming that there has to be magical tradition directly tied to the population when the wizards in harry potter segregated themselves since the early days of their organization (in Britain before the early 1500s). you aren't thinking in the terms of their "wizard societies" at all.

native americans would have a place in the magical societies of the United States, so I don't understand why you insist they wouldn't count for some reason. an alternate history scenario can easily be thought up to show how the natives didn't get pushed out and instead moved to more secluded regions.

also, what do you have against Cajun culture? do you not think it exists or something nonsensical like this? French Louisiana's most prominent feature was the strong presence around New Orleans and they were mostly segregated from the rest of French territory.

>>87563454
Death Eaters more like Trump Supporters lmao

>>87565677
>native americans would have a place in the magical societies of the United States, so I don't understand why you insist they wouldn't count for some reason
My original point before you sperged out, was that besides Native Americans, there really isn't any unique and old culture in North America that has produced anything that wasn't just an amalgamation of previously established cultures. So outside of Native wizards, what the fuck are you going to populate your "Harry Potter in America" story with? Wiccans? Wiccanism is from Europe. Satanists? From Europe. Nothing is FROM here.
>also, what do you have against Cajun culture?
Because it's not a real culture, bud.

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>>87563454

>>87563589
so underrated

>>87564778
I think you would be guaranteed to have at least one teacher who's like an old voodoo priestess teaching the potions or hexing class. I mean if you're going to be making a movie about the magical traditions of America that's a big one. You'd need to over represent Salem pointy hat witches and pilgrim warlock dudes. An indian medicine man type character that they walk on eggshells around. Slytherine would be all the new agey satanic cults like lavey, but not be satanic obviously.

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>>87565860
>amalgamation of previously established cultures
>this would never result in a magical culture
wouldn't this have more potential for magical development due to the exchange of magical traditions?

>So outside of Native wizards, what the fuck are you going to populate your "Harry Potter in America" story with
you're still not understanding the necessary alternate history and how it is applied to a universe like Harry Potter. the wizards in harry potter didn't belong to any religions/traditions because they were phased out over the centuries, and the same thing would be present with the American wizards. the wizards in Great Britain aren't religious in harry potter and the American wizards wouldn't be religious either because as I previously stated wizard communities were organized before the 1500s and they shed all of that stuff with understanding of magic. the wizards would emigrate across the ocean and form wizard societies immediately after disembarking onto the new world; there doesn't have to be an ancient tradition or mythos for this to happen.

>not a "real" culture
/pol/ please go, otherwise pic related was obviously implied

>>87566243
I'm saying that all of the mythic wizardry in Harry Potter is rooted in Old English folklore and Celtic magic. What would it be rooted in, in North America? Are you saying that your imagination sucks so much, that they just bring magic with them when they colonize? So, even at the end of the day, all of the magic is still European? That's fucking dumb.

Also, I'm not /pol/, I just think you are retarded for thinking that a dialect and swamp living is considered a "culture".

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Everyone would know the killing curse but the only ones that would use it would be a certain population that despite being only 13% of the schools population cause 80% of all murders and 50% of all school crime in general.

>>87565900
upvoted

>>87566377
Why are you so insistent on the magical culture being native to the continent? From what you're saying, magic in Australia shouldn't be possible and Hermoine's character does not abide by harry potter's "lore". Australian magic has to be aboriginal magic, right?

>but she's muggle born, there's not a strong wizarding community there
This is similar to my point because there are magical people born everywhere in the world regardless of their heritage based on their "magical" ancestry/physical proximity to homeland. It literally takes 10-20 wizards to live in the same location for a wizard community to exist.

>your imagination sucks
clearly yours is lacking through not envisioning how magical development would occur in a unique fashion due to the frontiers I listed in my first post. that was the point of the list if you still haven't figured it out.

>all of the magic is still European? That's fucking dumb.
see above and opinions are like assholes

> dialect and swamp living is considered a "culture"
you clearly didn't view the image in my previous post. I said Cajun culture because that's the common name for it while it is a sub-culture of French culture.

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>>87566377
>I just think you're retarded for thinking that a distinct culture is a distinct culture because I don't like it

>>87566968
But it's not even a sub culture...

>>87564327
Wrong

>>87567011
>distinct

>>87567105
Great analysis and argument, you sure showed me.

>>87566968
Holy shit you sound autistic as all fuck.

>>87564651
>>87564608
>>87564014
I actually dislike America, but find the "American Gothic" folklore to be really fucking cool. Series like Twin Peaks, Carnivale, or the mostly forgotten American Gothic have a really distinct feel and mythology that couldn't be created anywhere else.

Nobody would show up to school after their parents banned them from magic because it's "satanic".

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>>87567218
>autists please go

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>>87567299
>mfw someone near me says "American Gothic"

>>87567175
>criticizing me for not presenting an argument when you didn't either
It's interesting how triggered you people get when confronted with your own dismissive attitude.

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>>87567546
>you people
What did he mean by this?

>>87567532
I meant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gothic_(1995_TV_series) , pretty cool, but a bit cheesy.

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>>87563454
i could tolerate the chochang, spic and nigger majority as long as i have Luna.

>>87567546
All you did was screech "NO" after I correctly stated that we are gun obsessed, you fucking retard

>>87567829
Luna would be your classic sitcom quirky girl

>>87564036
>Lol no, we're just mocked for being the last of the uncucked nations.

t. 51% white

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>>87567864
>after I correctly stated that we are gun obsessed
I guess you're right just because you say so. Great analysis and argument, you sure showed me.

Neville Longbottom would go on a school shooting

>>87563454
the aurors would be running around killing innocent mudbloods while voldemort and the death eaters would be organizing blm/antifa protests.

>>87563454
the parents would actually raise their kids instead of the story having a bs excuse for them being a cuck boarding school.

>>87563454
It would have been written by someone that actually knows how to make compelling stories, lore, etc.

>>87568015
>he's actually asking for evidence that America is gun obsessed
How much denial is this? How many levels?

>>87563454

Harry Potter is played by Idris Elba

>>87568135
>everyone would be poor
I see.

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>>87564036
>we're just mocked for being the last of the uncucked nations
are you talking about the same nigger/spic/chink america we all know? the america that has all babies circumcised like mudslims? the america whose media and congress is entirely controlled by jews? the america where all teenage girls do the slutwalk?

phew, talk about uncucked!

>>87568213
whatever you say bong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage

>>87564676
>El Ron
Catholic Scientologist?

>>87568015
>IBIS World estimates that the annual sales of gun and ammunition in the US has reached 13 billion.
>That's 4,441,726 pistols, 725,282 revolvers, 3,979,570 rifles, 1,203,072 shotguns, and 495,142 miscellaneous firearms sold in a single year.
>estimated 270-310 million guns in the US.
>that is literally a gun per person.
>one of, if not THE largest, lobbyist groups in the US is the NRA.
>GVA estimates that 2017 saw nearly 40k gun-related incidents in the US.

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Wizard school shooting

>>87564327
>psychotic gun culture
That psychotic gun culture is why you're an American, show some fucking respect.

>>87566739
Left swiped

>>87564036
>whiskey/beer

Both of those are shit in the US

>>87568506
>That psychotic gun culture is why you're an American
A well-armed militia fighting to free themselves from a fovernment where they had no representation within, is somehow "psychotic gun culture?"

>>87568494
Holy shit, what comic is this?

>>87568579
The British certainly thought so.

>>87568579
I'm sure Cletus's little arsenal is adequate to deal with drones and other modern Military equipment.

>>87568683
Drones can't run a police state, you fucking moron.

Not to mention, it's well documented that unarmed fucking peasants can really fuck shit up if they get pissed off. Imagine if they actually had bullets.

>>87568683
The government isn't shooting you down in your backyard with drones, bud. And you are all to blame, everyone is. If you think the military and police is over-armed (which I do too), you should have voted, you should have participated in local government to put representatives that supported you in office

>>87564327
>our
>we're
britstanis need to go away

>>87568683
>I want to buy guns for the off chance that my Wolverrines-style dystopia wetdream happens.
>this isn't psychotic.

>>87568579
You have to have a permit to own knives in the United Cuckdom, don't take anything those clowns say seriously.

>>87568790
I literally just said I'm American.

>>87568664
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by Alan Moore (after he went nuts)
The storyline in that volume is one big fuck you to Harry Potter going as to far as to portray Harry as a moody, angsty AntiChrist who boasts about how he's in a page of the Bible and fires lightning bolts out of his dick
The way he gets destroyed is Mary Poppins showing up and telling him she's in every page right before obliterating him

>>87568843
Burger here, why is it inherently bad to put knives behind permits? Most robberies are done at knife point... I'm not talking kitchen knives btw, I'm talking real knives

>>87568149
Yes, I'm asking you provide evidence for your claims. I know, it's shocking.

If you actually knew what you were talking about instead of just talking out your ass, you'd know that only about 35% of Americans are estimated to own firearms. I'd hardly call that obsessed.

>>87568440
At least this anon is making an attempt.

But again, most of those guns are going to the same people who collect guns. At most, you can say that certain people are gun obsessed, but the country as a whole isn't. Besides, those collectors are always the most responsible gun owners anyway.
>GVA estimates that 2017 saw nearly 40k gun-related incidents in the US.
Most of which took place in areas that had the strictest gun control laws. Want to take a guess at why that is?

>>87568943
>But again, most of those guns are going to the same people who collect guns
Whatever you need to tell yourself.
>but the country as a whole isn't.
So, your argument is "no"?
>Besides, those collectors are always the most responsible gun owners anyway.
Kek, no buddy.
>Most of which took place in areas that had the strictest gun control laws
You're just pulling this out of your fucking ass. It's a goalpost move too, who gives a shit? Doesn't change the numbers.
>Want to take a guess at why that is?
Well considering it's not true to begin with and a deflection, I don't care.

You're not that smart, mate.

>>87568943
Lol yes it's just 35 percent...ignore the gun show loopholes and criminal ownership.

>>87568943
>every fucking time you bring statistics on guns into a discussion, there is always this one autist going "b-b-but no! ;) gotcha!"

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>>87564327
>Fucked in the heads about guns

Nah, the media demonizes guns nonstop and are constantly trying to make it seem like the idea of defending yourself is crazy. Niggers with guns cause bad gun statistics, so do latinos. Whites with guns are fucking not even a blip on the statistics, but they count suicide as a part of gun violence when doing these studies to force an agenda. America doesn't have a gun problem, it has a minority and crooked jew problem.

>>87568929
Because its fucking pointless.

How many times in the past few years have muslims gone on stabbing rampages in your streets? But hey, maybe the ban would be more effective if your police force actually committed more resources towards it instead of arresting people who criticze Islam online.

>>87569253
>DA MEDIA REEEE! EVERY NEGATIVE OPINION IS PART OF A MEDIA CONSPIRACY

>>87569263
>How many times in the past few years have muslims gone on stabbing rampages in your streets?
In upstate New York? Never, /pol/.

>>87569284
You have to be retarded if you trust ANY form of journalism, Fox or CNN both. They all serve the same masters and are two sides of the same coin. Look out for you, only watch the news for the weather and that's it. American Media is sensationalism and propaganda, and you are a fool if you think otherwise.

>>87569253
>Whites with guns are fucking not even a blip on the statistics
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>suicide doesn't count as gun related if the gun is used because I said so and its part of an agenda from...someone, to do something
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>87569364
>REEEEE DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE EVER OMFG IT IS ALL PROPAGANDA OMFG I AM LITERALLY SHAKING SAVE ME!

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>be american wizard
>shit on robe
>choose an unfriendly bald eagle instead of owl
>use wand to deep fry corndogs at the fair
>find out your gf is cucking you with some monstruous forrest creature
>virgin wizard shoots up the cafeteria with red wand lasers
>get shot

>>87569364
Try watching the financial news. You get a different bias when the editorial objective is more greedy than political.

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>>87569597
I want to watch this movie.

>>87569263
>arresting people who criticze Islam online
Did /pol/ dupe you into thinking this actually happens?

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>>87563589

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>>87569263
>How many times in the past few years have muslims gone on stabbing rampages in your streets?
Exactly none times.

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>>87563589
>Nigga was not bein ironic.

>>87563589
>>87564976
>>87565812
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>>87569597
nice

>>87569109
>Whatever you need to tell yourself.
There's that dismissive attitude I was talking about before. I guess you don't like facts?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/09/22/study-guns-owners-violence/90858752/
>So, your argument is "no"?
I'm saying that you're wrong. It's not that complicated.
>Kek, no buddy.
Another dismissive remark without substance
>You're just pulling this out of your fucking ass
No, I'm not.

https://nextcity.org/daily/entry/urban-nation-narrowing-the-gun-violence-map
>almost 60 percent of U.S. firearm homicides occur in the 62 cities of the country’s 50 largest metros. However, only 27 percent of suicides do. In 2006, firearm suicides were a primarily suburban (and non-central city) phenomenon
Cities have more gun murders and fewer gun suicides

>It's a goalpost move too, who gives a shit? Doesn't change the numbers.
You brought it up and now you're accusing me of moving goalposts because I reply to it?

>>87569154
Can't really account for criminals but the "gun show loopholes" don't even exist to the extent that most people think they do. Each state has different laws and private sellers will do background checks.

>>87563926
So underrated

Imagine how many muggles would get run over from that bus in the third one

>>87563589
a living breathing human actually thought about this and typed it out
wew

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>>87571267
Trump... easy on the biscuits

>>87563589
>>87571235
They didn't. It was obviously using some english to ebonics web translator. Look at the line "Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed Spielberg directing" and how it translates; "die" becomes "take a dirtnap," even though it's used as in a six-sided die in this case. The machine translator can only switch around the words, it can't understand the meaning of the words from the context in which they are used.

>>87570721
>There's that dismissive attitude I was talking about before. I guess you don't like facts?
You literally threw a bitch fit after I cited facts.
>I'm saying that you're wrong
Whoah, compelling stuff...except I'm not, faggot.
>Cities have more gun murders and fewer gun suicides
...and? I wasn't arguing that, are you baiting me?
>You brought it up
Learn to fucking read, Cletus. No...I didn't.

>>87570721
>but the "gun show loopholes" don't even exist to the extent that most people think they do.
Then you are either brainwashed or naive, pick one or both.

The killing curse, Avada Kedavra would not be labeled an unforgivable curse, but rather a right.

>>87570721
>An estimated 55 million Americans own guns.
>The percentage of the U.S. population who own guns decreased slightly from 25% in 1994 to 22% last year.
>Between 300,000 and 600,000 guns are stolen each year.
>Gun owners tend to be white, male, conservative, and live in rural areas.
25% of gun owners in America are white or multi-racial, compared with 16% of Hispanics and 14% of African Americans.
There are an estimated 111 million handguns nationwide, a 71% increase from the 65 million handguns in 1994.
Still a shit ton of guns.

>>87564036
>we're just mocked for being the last of the uncucked nations.
all the men in your country are literally incapable of controlling and communicating with women
how are you uncucked exactly?

>>87570721
Where do your links say that there is more gun violence in "gun free" zones? That was your point.

>>87571903
>You literally threw a bitch fit after I cited facts.
And I was just putting those facts into proper context. Saying things like
>estimated 270-310 million guns in the US.
>that is literally a gun per person.
may be technically true but it's misleading since the majority of Americans don't own guns.
>...and? I wasn't arguing that
You said I was lying about areas with stricter gun laws actually having more gun violence. I wasn't and I proved it.
>No...I didn't
Again, I'm putting the numbers into proper context.

>>87572126
>Where do your links say that there is more gun violence in "gun free" zones? That was your point

I didn't say anything about "gun free" zones, but liberal cities have some of the most gun violence

From my source:
>The cities with the most firearm homicides and suicides were Detroit (41.4), Las Vegas (36.9) and Miami (33.5)

>>87563589
wewest of lads

>>87563454
Fat wizards flying on scooters.

>>87573796
>but liberal cities have some of the most gun violence
You keep making this bullshit claim, all you do is list that there are cities...with more gun violence.

Your being autistic about this.

>>87573796
>You said I was lying about areas with stricter gun laws actually having more gun violence. I wasn't and I proved it
You literally never proved this, you understand that right? You just keep making this claim and then going "muh proper context" without supporting the claims.

Eat shit, you people can't argue facts ro save your lives.

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>>87563589
I just realized that this is the /lit/ copypasta that is posted every time a Harry Potter thread is made.

>>87573796
Please tell me what you think makes a city "liberal"?

>>87574494
*you're

>>87564036
>amerimutts
>coffe/alcholol cigs
lol

>>87563589
Gizoogle?

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>>87564327
I don't think i've ever met someone who is actually against guns that understands them. It seems everyone who is against guns seems to think of them as some sort of sentient being that'll shoot you if you mistreat it. It doesn't help that most people against guns don't trust themselves with guns, and because of that they don't trust others with guns even more.

>>87574713
I'm not against guns, literally never said that. I just don't think you need something with the capacity to rip cars apart to defend your fucking house.

There's be a lot of school avadas

>>87574713
>you need to be anti-gun to make the basic observation that America's entire culture and media seems to revolve around guns and violence.

>>87573796
>Detroit is a liberal city

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>>87563589
>just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books
>It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack
>"AWH HELL NAW"

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>>87573796
>entire argument has swung into blaming liberals
Lol every time.

>>87563454
The houses would be separated by race

>>87575159
and, being 2017, whites would be slytherin and blacks would be griffindor

>>87573796
>Your facts are misleading, so I need to put them in context.

Gently kill yourself.

only a dumbfuck poltard could turn a harry potter thread into a "America doesn't like guns thread."

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>>87563589

*tips aurors*

>>87574560
>>87574494
>You keep making this bullshit claim, all you do is list that there are cities...with more gun violence.
Sorry for not specifically spelling it out, but most of those cities with the highest gun violence have been under Democratic control for decades. Some of them even tried banning handguns, passing other gun laws, and raising taxes on guns. They only ended up seeing an increase in gun violence

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2010-03-04/news/ct-oped-0304-chapman-20100304-column_1_legal-handguns-gun-violence-ban

>In the years following its ban, Washington did not generate a decline in gun murders. In fact, the number of killings rose by 156 percent — at a time when murders nationally increased by just 32 percent.

>Chicago followed a similar course. In the decade after it outlawed handguns, murders jumped by 41 percent, compared with an 18 percent rise in the entire United States.

>>87574600
Perhaps I should have said Democrat instead

>>87574927
How is it not? The past 6 or 7 mayors have been Democrats along with most other officials. The vast majority of the population votes Democrat.

>>87574982
I'm not "blaming" anyone.

>>87575342
You're an idiot if you think context doesn't matter.

>>87576381
>You're an idiot if you think context doesn't matter.
Meant for >>87575354

>>87576381
>violence have been under Democratic control for decades
Buddy, that's a false correlation. Gun violence is obviously a complex issue, it's not a one party thing you fucking idiot.

>>87563454
I'm stupid. Is that castle a full size replica of Hogwarts?

>>87576381
So basically this all just boils down to you spuriously blaming complex issues related to gun violence, on the political party you've been memed to boogeyman?

>>87576381
>I'm not "blaming" anyone.
>it's just the liberal cities at fault for gun violence in the cities.

>>87576381
You're just hiding behind "context" because you don't like any of the facts that you happen to disagree with.

>>87576774
It's The Wizarding World in Orlando.

>>87576381
Show me evidence for a direct causal relationship between gun laws and violence, a few cities with spikes aren't a trend.

>>87576782
>you spuriously blaming complex issues related to gun violence, on the political party you've been memed to boogeyman?
>>87576699
>Gun violence is obviously a complex issue

Funny, considering that was my initial point. This anon >>87568440 threw out gun-related incidents without context. I was pointing out how silly it is to do that by mentioning that liberal areas are actually where most of those incidents occur. Then you all started jumping down my throat and REEEEing at me. I was asked to prove my claims and I did. Sorry if you all can't handle that.

>>87576918
I imagine that if I started pulling out crime statistics and made a blanket statement like "niggers are more violent", you'd be eager to put things into proper context too.

>>87577208
You and I both know there isn't enough evidence yet. But while I'm stirring the pot I will point out that Democratic areas are consistently more violent if you look at all crimes and not just the gun violence.(although that is part of it)

>>87576699
It's more, niggers and Hispanic cause crime and they tend to vote for Democrats.

>>87578300
>I was asked to prove my claims and I did
You literally didn't.
>statistical numbers need context I pre-agree with to settle my autism.
Shocker.

>>87578300
>But while I'm stirring the pot I will point out that Democratic areas are consistently more violent if you look at all crimes and not just the gun violence.(although that is part of it)
Besides this sort of claim not really making much logistical sense, would you actually care enough to prove it please?

I'm beginning to think this has been bait the whole time.

>>87578300
>Imagine that if I started pulling out crime statistics and made a blanket statement like "niggers are more violent", you'd be eager to put things into proper context too
It wouldn't just be context for context sake, the FBI has literally never said that the relationship with blacks and crime is CAUSAL to their race. You'd just be repeating the same old tired /pol/ bullshit we've heard every day, you faggots never shut up about how you hate blacks.

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>>87563589
Delete this board

>>87578300
>gun violence is a complex issue.
>but it's the liberals! They are at fault.
>checkmate.
>woah, I see you posted a lot of numbers there...looks like they need context ;)

>>87578374
>minorities cause crime
>crime has never existed before blacks and hispanics

>>87578374
>why aren't blacks voting for the party that lobbied against the Civil Rights Act????!! Fucking liberals.

>>87564327
>we
fuck off faggot

>>87578712
Yes they cause 90% of violent crime in America
Go look at a city like New York and try to spot the white murderes

>>87578799
Instead they are voting for the party that wanted to continue slave ownership and Jim Crow.
They're simply voting for whoever will give them the biggest handouts.

>>87563454
There would be a giant tuition bill attached to the acceptance letters

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>>87563454
Seriously, I don't think Harry Potter would work well set in the US. There are plenty of North American "Magic school" shows and they all come off as high school teen dramas with magic.

Like Hogwarts wouldn't even really make sense in the US alone. Elite aristocratic public schools are a very British thing. Harry Potter is also stepped heavily in British concepts of upbringing, class, society etc that don't make sense in the US or even other Anglo countries.

North American harry potter exists it's The Magicians, Wizards of Waverly Place, Black Hole High. It just doesn't work the same way the UK Wizard school franchises like Worst Witch or Harry Potter.

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>>87563589
ebin,.,.

>>87563454
>>87563454
There's an Alan Moore story where Harry Potter goes on a massacre and kills everyone in his school

That is what would happen if Harry Potter were America

>>87579600
America doesn't have a strong boarding school culture like Britain does

>>87580216
That's awesome. I wish I had two friends

>>87579063
>muh made up 90 percent
>muh regurgitated "Dems are modern Jim Crow" /pol/ argument
Yawn

>>87579063
>Go look at a city like New York and try to spot the white murderes
There is a lot you dumb faggot

>>87563454

It would be called Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and it would be rather boring, poorly paced and unpleasant without and of the charm of the original Harry Potter films (not that they had much charm past the second movie)

TOO FAT TO RIDE BROOMS

They would all go around in huge diesel powered mobility scooters.

>>87568223
>circumcised like mudslims
sad

>>87579036
Are you mad?