>go to movie theater >tall guy with gelled up hair sits

>>87562140
>tall guy with gelled up hair
for you

>>87562140
>tall guy with gelled up hair
I suppose one might say, a "big guy".

the movie theatre experience is one of the worst things in the world. and people wonder why ticket sales are low

>>87562140

yeah man, opening weekends are fucking terrible.

>>87562140
Feels good not to live in degenerate america.

>>87562140
That was me bitch you got a fucking problem faggot you shoulda said something

>>87562140
Go at times when no one else will be there.

>>87562816
>implying this happened in america

>>87562140

I think the actul reason you haven't been to theater in 5 years is beacuse you don't have anyone to come with and you are too embarassed to sit by yourself. Seeing people sitting there with their friends must rustle some jimmies. That's okay man, I don't like that feeling too.

Sorry about your disomfort, though.

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>>87562140
Just go to the cinema at 12 am. I almost always get a close to empty hall

>>87563193
>>87563852
What if you're a wage slave?

Why do you faggots have such a hard time understanding that the movie theater is a social setting? People go there to talk to each other in a particular kind of atmosphere. They don't go restaurants for the food, they go for the setting and conversation, movie theaters are the same. If you want to actually eat food or watch a movie you do it alone at home.

Go on tuesday mornings.

>be free us-citizen
>go to the movies cuz I can
>grab my wheel-chair I need because of my heart problems
>i can be 600 pounds this is a free land
>pay 30$ for popcorn gonna ned nutrition, sitting is exhausting
>pay 20$ for coke, don't want no dehydration cuz of the popcorn
>go to the wrong seat and occupy the two on the sides, too
>who's gonna stop me this is a free land
>start eating popcorn so loud you can't hear the 20th century logo music
>movie starts
>what is this shit, why don't they introduce the characters
>ask loud questions
>DOYOUTHINKHE'SDEAD, HONEY.jpeg
>climax of the film
>popcorn and coke is empty
>this is kinda exciting
>omg what do I do
>can't hold it in, too much popcorn and coke
>YEEEEAAAHWHOOOO.mp3
>that felt good
>feeling united with my fellow countrymen
>important dialogue comes on
>JUSTTELLHERYOULOVEHERALREADY.avi
>credits shown
>applaud for two minutes
>someone tells me to be quiet next time
>fckn sjw's ruining my after-movie experience

>>87563763
just you pal.

>>87562767
Saw IT last night because my brother wanted to see it and invited me. I had forgotten how audiences roar with laughter like a half second too long so that I miss the next bit of dialogue. Also had some annoying girl to my right who kept laughing and slapping her friend every time Pennywise literally did anything

>>87565687
>who kept laughing and slapping her friend
moé as fuck

>>87562140
>go to movie theater during matinee hours
>movie has been out for weeks
>literally no one in the theater
>ticket was cheaper
>go to have dinner afterwards on the way home
you just have to be more intelligent about when to watch movies in public

>>87565558
Maybe I'm too developmentally stunted to get this, but movie theaters should be for watching the damn movie and at home should be for pretending you're on MST3K.

>>87562140
>tall guy with gelled up hair
this happened when I saw IT. we were at the theatre like 40 minutes early, got good spots out of anyone else's way, and then this big fat retard and his leathery GF sat directly in front of my friend and I. My friend got up to move before I did, because I might have started a fight over it. We sorta benefited because we moved away from a loud group of teenagers but still, pussy move. Goddamn pussy move.

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>>87567589
Similar story on my end, but we couldn't move because our tickets were for numbered seats.

>>87565749
Jesus fucking christ all these virgin memes are literally me