What would YOU have done in this situation? https://www.yout

what's wrong with its paw

Give it a little squirt

>Fat pets

I would have not treated my pet like complete shit and feed it into a giant blob that I can dump my extra love on when I'm bored or have nothing better to do

>>87554621
I'd have got a broom and whacked the cat with it.

Clearly needs to learn it's place.

>>87554671
Are you retarded?

>>87554664
some bone structure disorder.

I thought only I knew about this kino. It's cute as fuck and relaxs me, I wanna fuck dat cat. By that I mean gib cute cat niw.

>>87554621
I don't get why the cat is pissed but that guy is really good.

>>87554775
>find a nice comfy place
>some asshole comes and wants to move you

>>87554671
I would usually agree with this, but the cat has deformed legs and probably doesn't move much.

>>87554621
Who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n8fn7k9NiE

>>87555243
Do ducks feel? Do they show love and cuddles?

>>87554621
Grab its body with left hand, grab its head with right hand, twist it swiftly.
I fucking hate cats, worst fucking animal ever. Soulless creatures

>>87555263
If by "love and cuddles" you mean "mercilessly gang rape other ducks with their corkscrew cocks" then yes, they can show plenty of it

>>87555315
>I fucking hate cats, worst fucking animal ever.
t. autistic knife enthusiast

>>87555351
I mean to humans. Like come to sleep on your feet and sleep on you.

>>87555263
all animals feel

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>>87555315

>>87555314
She's pretty cute
https://youtu.be/TYVJbupG3Xg

>>87555314
That's a cool fucking mouse house.

>>87555380
What would you have done in Elliot's situation??

>>87555314
>140K followers
>tons of money for THAT content

I mean it's cute but fuck me...

>>87555416
purchase a prostitute

>>87555416
become a "she" and whore myself out

>>87554671
Sometimes cat are cuter when they're fat.

Who was in the wrong in this situation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvxCU_lQwKM

>>87555436
fat cats are also more cuddly

>>87555402
Yeah yeah she's definitely different (and better) than the typical Jenna Marbles knock offs you see. Glad to see she moved out of that closet though.

>>87555406
>mouse
Hamster, anonpai.

>>87555425
She has a job in Tokyo.

Pulled the clothes out from under it.

>>87555453
the cat just wanted to prove a point

>>87555402
stop posting videos of my future wife

>>87555453
Maybe it felt funny to the throat and he liked doing it.

>>87554621
What did he mean by this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs0_2SQCey4

>>87555655
Fuuck, being a cat is the ultimate comfy. Why the fuck i had to be born human?

Did he take it too far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvScTQA_NTs

>>87554795

that pisses me off. the cat is nice and comfy and settled and this guy wants to take him away. of course the cat is going to be pissed

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>>87555655
>>87555696
>tfw not a fat smug cat with not a single care in the world

>>87555741
>crying over that
Get the fuck over yourself, pathetic autist.

>>87554621
>cats

>>87555703
what the fuck Cesar is now a cat trainer too?

>>87554843
>I would usually agree with this, but the cat has deformed legs and probably doesn't move much.

Thats not an excuse, the only reason you ever get fat is if you're eating too much. If you can't move much you don't have to eat as much

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>>87555243
>Not calling it Suck my duck

>>87555910
>not sucking my duck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq-d4CET3rY

What about this situation?

>>87556155
Are Japanese cats autistic?

>>87556155
Is maru autistic?

I'd just grab the cat. Bites don't hurt that bad.

>>87556278
It shold have been named "Maru gets into it autistically".

>>87554621
Just let him chill. He want to chill there

>>87556299
Bites don't, but claws fucking do.

>>87556368
t. pussy

>>87556155
The absolute madman.

>>87556368
Not really. I regularly go for my fully clawed cat's belly with my hands and feet knowing what she'll do. It's not that bad if you're not a baby.

>>87556389
t. I never owned 15 cats in the house who constantly fight each other

>>87555368
No, they are actually cunts. Besides what >>87555351 said, they also kill ducks and eat their young for sport, squawk like retards all day and shit all over the place. If I saw a goose right now I'd kick it in it's stupid fucking face and stomp on it's fucking neck

>>87556415
>15 cats in the house who constantly fight each other
Why would anyone let this happen tho

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>>87554621
My cat is aggressive as hell (killed 4 rats and dozens of geckos since we adopted it as a kitten) and I'd have no issue picking it up or grabbing it from somewhere up high.

>>87554621
I'm not a cuck I would kick that nigger cat out of the house MAGA 2020

>>87556155
What's with japanese cats always being fat and looking tired/grumpy

>>87556448
We fucked up by not sterilizing them early on and they bred out of control, we couldn't just throw them on the street because I live in a shitty 3rd world country where people kill stray animals for fun. There are no animal shelters close by that accept them.

>>87554621

Kill the humans

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>>87554621
Does he work with cats too?

>>87555243
>fat american arm

Disgusting

Sprayed it in the face with bear spray. I ain't no bitch chef, and no cat will get priority in my own house.

>cats are naughty as fuck sometimes

News at 11

>>87555263
Yes.

>>87556570
is he shitting in the bowl?

>>87556570
No, cats will never become submissive with aggression, only more pissed off.
I like to mess with them when they get bitchy, though

>>87555402
Did they fuck tho?

https://youtu.be/2VjbOEe6mXI

Thoughts?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVyTY6NAXL8

What about this situation?

>>87557881
my cat just woke up because of this and is looked confused as fuck

>>87557490
didn't look/sound like it was in heat
but just take it to the vet if it annoys you

>>87557881
>innate intelligence

fucking quacks

>>87558377
Take her to a chiropractor to adjust her joints. It will feel good.

>>87558620
YEA GOTTA ADJUST THE JOINTS SO THE INNATE INTELLIGENCE CAN EXPAND

why is this offtopic shit being babysat? ad revenue?

>>87558702
>offtopic
Sweetie, where do you think we are?

>>87558702
Hide it and let us be. We like cat videos here.

>>87558572
cats don't quack

>>87554621
I'd get a camera and film it so I can put it up on youtube to show everybody what an endearing cat I have and how fun my life is.

>>87558830
they dont' meow either

>>87558572
>>87558635
I don't understand the meme..

>>87558928
only to humans

>>87558952
our pastor says humans are only apes to cats

I'd lasso her and rip her to the ground then I'd spank the shit out of her for being bad

>>87558998
that's wrong, cats see humans as developmentally challenged cats

>>87559009
american or muslim?

>>87554621
Get something from the fridge and lure it out or get the vacum cleaner. Cats hate vacum cleaners and will clear out of any room you vacum.

You dont try to grab a cat when it's in a enclosed space it feels is it's safe space, thats asking for scratch marks. The only thing it sees is two big hands with fingers outstretched coming towards it and it has nowhere to go, no wonder it get's pissed off and defensive.

It's in the enclosed space for a reason, probably because it was fed up with your bullshit and noise in the first place, probably sleep deprived.

>>87559016
no

>>87559110
yes

>>87559059
both

>>87555655
>those teeny-tiny nip sod squares
I wonder how much I could make as a landscaper in japan?

>>87559092
Honestly I've had cats for so long that I've gotten kind of used to bites and scratches. If one of my cats needs to go I just pick it up and power through its shit.

>>87555708
wtf I hate that guy now! >:(

>>87557881
[random guy molests my cat]

damn that's a big cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFD_MXI7M80
what the fuck was this guys problem?

>>87559300
If the cat was that troubled it would bite, scratch or try to leave.

>>87554621
close the door. strip naked. burn the house and my clothes. get on a wide range antibiotics cure. live a toxoplasma free new life.

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>>87558918
>tfw your cat is just a fat grumpy fuck that never does anything
I have no idea where he learned this behavior

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>>87559454
what the fuck

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>>87559454

>>87559408
le epic le for you! xP

>>87557881
I like that his office is the cab of a pickup truck in a mall parking lot.

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>>87559454

>>87555763
>taking that post seriously
found the real autist

>>87556501
japan doesnt have backyards to run around in, they are all indoor cats

>>87556155
This is one of the best cats on the planet.

>>87554621
who was in the wrong here?

>>87556781
I have a cat that's hilariously addicted to anger. She seeks out things to be pissed off about, and she lives to play fight. She growls, hisses, and makes the Bruce Lee noises the whole time she's playing, whether it's with a person or a toy.

>>87554671
Male cats are prone to gaining weight after they are fixed. You can do your best to keep a sane diet: routine eating times and never over feeding; and you lt pet will most likely gain weight anyway.

Yes some people are shit to their pets. Here people seem like they take good care of that cat and we're very patient.

Men with cats and men who like cats in general are insufferable betas who will never get anywhere in life.

t. Bird person

>>87554775
The cats paw is deformed and is clearly protective about it. It's injured and is behaving neurotic as a result. It could also have been feral cat

>>87561075
t. fag that likes cleaning shit off the wall and never ending noise

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>>87556570
no

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>>87561075
yeah, no

>>87561203
>yeah, no
>posts pics of betas and feminist cunts

>>87561241
>being this angry over cats
sort yourself out my guy

Based Lovecraft BTFO of dogs and niggers alike

>Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours -- and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense.

>>87561203
The american library PKD collection has that same picture on the cover.
Always thought that cat looked more like an otter or something.

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>/v/ has dog threads
>/tv/ has cat threads
What does it MEAN

>>87561325
yeah it's very silky and smooth

>>87561302
relax buddy
I was merely pointing out the irony of you disagreeing with Anon and then proving him 100% correct in the same post
best of luck to ya :D

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>>87561241
>betas and feminist cunts
All that projection.

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>>87561331
A majority of posters on 4chan are unhappy and rely on their pets to provide the love and warmth that a human should be giving them instead

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>>87559454

>>87561397
Wtf I hate 4chan now

>>87561363
>i was merely being retarded
oh ok, nice

>>87561450
ty

>>87561450
>>i was merely being retarded
nice reading comprehension, dipshit

>>87555243
Duck's Fuck and Suck

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>>87561241
>pkd
>beta
Ok kiddo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkdXAtO40Fo
>>87561499
Checked.

>>87561391
>killed himself because he was sad :(
he went out like a bitch
you're only proving my point m8

>>87554671
It's genetics,shitlord!

>>87554621
leave him alone

>>87555416
Nothing because he's fucking dead

>>87561555
He killed himself because he had already done everything there was to do, and didn't feel like hanging around for the space program to be invented, so he decided to go arm wrestle god instead.

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>not liking both dogs and cats
>instead making it into some cringy beta/alpha thing

you're all hopeless

>>87561555
He went out his own terms after living one hell of a life. Nothing wrong with that.

>>87561633
The only pet-owners I can't stand are those who own inside birds. House is noisy and smelly, bird feed and shit is everywhere, and the owners are usually fucked in the head. I like birds, just not bird owners

>>87561607
t. hipster faggot who thinks growing a beard and talking about bacon all the time makes him a man

>>87561688
birds shouldn't be kept in cages in the first place.

>>87561699
t. man getting upset over pets and their owners for no purpose

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>>87561203
>no Lovecraft

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>>87561688
>I like birds
I've never met a bird that wasn't a complete piece of shit. I spent my summers on a farm and had to deal with chickens and wild turkeys. Fuck birds in general. That entire section of the animal kingdom still has a chip on their shoulder about not being dinosaurs anymore.

>>87561699
>growing a beard and talking about bacon all the time makes him a man
You've never read Hemmingway have you? Hows your vagina today Ma'am?

I'm on /tv/ all day but it's threads like these that make me feel that you guys are autistic creeps

>>87561874
We have chickens here, too. They're real nice man. It depends on how you raise them when they're chicks. Whenever we do yard work one of them, one of the older ones, just likes to stand there and watch us.

>>87556461
the eyes of a cold blooded and remorseless killer

>>87561917
it's not cool to disparage the mentally disabled like that

>>87561917
fuck off normie

Lol just leave a firecracker in the nest then kick it's head in, mister snuggly wuggly

>>87561874
keeping birds as indoor pets is pretty cruel 2bh, i knew this girl in college that kept a fucking raven in a cage 24/7.

i mean, let it the fuck out once in a while!

>>87561788
when i found out he named his cat "nigger man" i dropped this racist fucking bigot so hard

>>87561331
/v/ love dogs because games constantly reminding them that dogs are good companions
/tv/ on the other hand, we saw Army Dog

>>87561937
>They're real nice man
I'm on to your games chicken.

>>87562020
It was actually pretty common back then to name a black animal "nigger."
General John J. "Black" Pershing, the leader of the AEF in WWI wasn't actually called "Black Jack." He got the nick name "Nigger Jack" because his cadets hated him.

>>87562041
I just shot my dog when my local KinoPlex announced dog draft, it's just better that way

>>87556405
You can get in infection from cat scratches. Be safe

cat reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0hIt-SyfQ

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3LSOKseY1g
Who was in the wrong here?

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>>87562020
>he named his cat "nigger man"
He didn't, though. He had that cat when he was very young, and it was probably his mother or his aunts who named it that way. It should be noted that the word "nigger" wasn't nearly as offensive back then as it is today (pic related).

>>87562318
>not hanging a star in your window and being proud that doggo is now a minesweeper for DC working on the front lines of the Capeshit War
The tree of kino must be replenished from time to time by the blood of Dr. Pavelhere being pumped into your pets and then spilled on the ground.

>>87561788
his cat doesn't fit the narrative

>>87556405
Cats literally claw their shit when burying it in the litter box, man. Same claws that are going to draw blood from you. You sure that's how you want to live your life?

>>87556155
you're a big cat

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>>87563170
For mew

>>87562858
fun fact: the book was based on the play "and then there were none" by agatha christie which was based on the 1863 song "ten little injuns", the book was first name "ten little niggers" but was later retitled as "ten little indians" and later retitled again as "and then there were none"

>>87563129
>>87562333
Never gotten sick from it and I've even gotten the test for le toxoplasmosis meme.

>>87559454
nothing wrong with jingling your cat's balls with a cheeky finger swipe as a joke but this guy is taking it too far.

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fuck cats

Who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrf2ynC_NZM

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Ok, who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oSh_zOaVFk

>>87563360
More about bacterial infections. Cat scratches usually get all red and puffy because your body is having an immune reaction to it. It's a real vector for bacterial infections like staph or cat scratch fever, which is a thing and not just a ted nugent song about fucking sluts.

>>87563929
Why can't people keep those as pets?

>>87564091
They're wild animals.

>>87563742
Why are dogs such white knight fags?

>>87564140
So are regular cats.

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The Great Debate: Who was in the wrong here?

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how will dogfags ever recover?

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Are 'pet' people subhuman or have some sort of mental illness?

Every time I talk with someone who is way too fuckibg fond of their fucking pets they are fucking weird as fuck. They all seem to be psychopaths, always talking about how they love their pets so much and how they would kill their mothers if that meant saving their pets. It's really weird how little sympathy they have towards other people but how their hearts melt with any kind of animal.

Fucking crazy fuckers.

>>87564214
No those are domesticated cats moron.

>>87564191
kys nigger

>>87561544
>baby starts mimicking purring noises

>>87554621
Why the fuck does this thread got so many replies
I thought the cat will maul the fucking guy or something

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>>87564227

>>87564248
t. sociopath

>>87564248
perhaps, but you are most assuredly much worse.

people de huamnize each other and think of animals as more important than humans. if only white women cared about children as much as they do about nigger dogs like pits.

>>87564227
Kek

>>87564227
Cats are the niggers of the animal kingdom

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>>87564227

>>87564248
people like you are why people like them don't like peopl

Fucking just leave him alone. That looks comfy as fuck in all those coats. I'd be acting the same way if some fucking assholes were trying to pick me up and take me out of my furry coat fort

>>87564248
>sympathy they have towards other people

Humans deserve every second of the worst suffering this world has to offer. Everything they do is completely self-inflicted.

>>87563742
>>87564261
>>87564299
>>87564425
Same-faggot

>>87564613
mcfucking kill yourself. you deserve it

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>>87564627

>>87564717
Nice shoop

>>87564754
nice defense mechanism loser

>>87554621
slap the shit out of it

>>87564613
t. petfag

>>87561699
>>87561607
>>87561555
>>87561391
are you guys fucking stupid he died because he had a mental disease he had inherited

one guy is trolling but holy shit

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>>87564254
Cat's really aren't that domesticated. Pic related is the ancestor of the domestic cat. Notice how it's literally just a cat.
Cat's aren't so much domesticated as they are just super manipulative and opportunistic sociopaths that got our number years ago and have been on easy street ever since.

>>87554621
my parents' cat is an asshole and it's not declawed because my parents wanted to keep it "real"
if it wanted to stay somewhere like a closet, I'm not reaching my hand towards it to move it when it's gonna go back in 5 minutes

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>>87564971
Oops, I mean Pic related is the african wild cad.

>>87565012
The European wildcat is literally just a meaner house-cat with a deeper voice.

>>87565012
>>87564971
Domesticated doesn't have to be different looking. The demeanor is much more important, and domesticated cats act differently than wild cats.

>>87564971
>regular pet cats aren't that domesticated.
kek yeah ok bud.

>>87563766
Why the hell are those catlets so trusting? For all they know the human might be a predator out to get them.

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>>87554621

>>87564425

you mean your mom is fucking one?

Man you guys guys have had some shitty cats I've never met an aggressive one or been swatted or hissed at. l2 interact

>>87565376
My current cat gets overstimulated really easy, especially when he's getting pet. He goes from chill-to-kill without notice.
Doesn't help that he was born with a crooked tail that's all bent up like a question mark, so he is missing s lot of cat body language.
Plus why have a cat if you're not going to antagonize it sometimes?

>>87559454
This video makes me feel very uncomfortable
Do you think the cat liked it?

>>87565376
I went to this house one time and one of the rednecks there showed me his cat which he insisted was 1/4 bobcat. I don't know if that's possible but it was the biggest cat I've ever seen and it was pretty feral, only would let the owner pet him

>>87564226
The mom. Why the fuck does she just get up and run off and leave the kid to get himself up?

>>87561311
My cat loves to play catch with balls though

>>87565844
I doubt he was being serious but there are certain breeds that have been cross bred with wild cats to get them a little bit bigger, with different coat patterns, but it's nothing like any kind of cougar or something insane like that.

>>87566320
Try yogurt/sour cream lids. They make perfect cat frisbies.

>>87565844
bobcats can be bred with house cats, but crossbreeding is illegal in most states

>>87554621
>Letting your pet treat you like that
Beta as fuck, typical catfag.
Catfags don't even realize that the only thing stopping their cat from murdering them in their sleep is because the cat is too small.

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>87566554
>Catfags don't even realize that the only thing stopping their cat from murdering them in their sleep is because the cat is too small.

We realize that
We don't care, given that will never happen

>>87566578
around blacks never relax

>>87566607
But that does mean your cat doesn't actually care about you so it's not a "pet" and more like something using you for food and you're a retard feeding the parasite/predator.
You are literally the same retard who gets killed by a bear because you think it's friendlier than they really are except the only reason you're not dead is because cats are too small to hurt you.

>>87566554
>Catfags don't even realize that the only thing stopping their cat from murdering them in their sleep is because the cat is too small.
Not really. Most properly cared for cats consider their owners as some sort of "friends" that they at least like having around. They're just not as blatantly affectionate as dogs. You gotta appreciate the subtle things with cats, like headbutts and when they purr without even being touched.

>>87561311
>edgy faggot doesn't like dogs

cats don't play games so much not because they are more intelligent but because they are solitary animals that want to do nothing or actively hunt prey. In terms of being inferior, the capacity to emphasize, recognise illness, bond outside of their species and learn new behaviour is at least half of the reason for the success and intelligence of humankind.

>>87566745
>But that does mean your cat doesn't actually care about you so it's not a "pet" and more like something using you for food and you're a retard feeding the parasite/predator.

Cats do care though. I mean, they come to cuddle with their owners, not with strangers. You're right that cats start showing affection through being given food and shelter, but what creature doesn't?

>>87554621
Stop feeding it cake and melted butter

>>87555243

Ducks have a protective layer of bacteria around their stomach that they NEED to live. that duck is literally dead now.

Euthanasia

>>87567005
I don't think a vacuum on the lowest setting sucks out bacteria from beneath dense feathers, anon.

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>>87559454
but why

>>87566554
>Catfags
what is this. why is everything an identity war.