Name a better opening credits sequence. Pro-tip: you LITERALLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL0lNGXoP8E

>>87547833
Actually anon youre right, you can't

>>87547833
I can't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S__L_OQe6NE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgg_XIqgac

>>87547833
Casino Royale desu

>>87548220
Zack will be sorely missed.

The opening credit sequence to X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

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not better but deserves a mention

>>87547833
Muhhhh recycled star wars score

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIn7batAtc


so simple, straight to the point, nothing wasted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtVyu-A3vkY

Catch Me If You Can, come on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nv2S_S9MlU

>>87550781
poor man's Pink Panther title sequence

>>87547874
garbage

>>87547874
I remember not liking this movie, but I was really fucking high.

>>87547833
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NsMgYsIMg8I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-QFj59PON4

>>87547833
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL0lNGXoP8E

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVx4LafsvSU

>>87548455
>The opening title exactly duplicates the original Howard Hawks film. To create the effect of the title, an animation cell with "The Thing" written on it was placed behind a fish tank filled with smoke that was covered with a plastic garbage bag. The garbage bag was ignited, creating the effect of the title burning onto the screen.

They just don't do it like that anymore.

Lord of War has the best opening sequence ever.

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>>87547833

Yes, of course I can. This one is better, because it is the best opening titles sequence in the entire history of film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJRvZ72fLs

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>>87552051

Nope. The absolute best opening title sequence in the history of the entirety of film is Alien. I am absolutely and irrefutably and one hundred percent correct in this, because I have watched every movie ever and because I know the mind of God.

>>87552202
>let's stare at the screen for 2 minutes waiting for every letter of the title to pop up
Maybe it was 'the shit' back in your day grandpa but that stuff is glaring right now, double that since they keep doing it even up to Alien: Covenant.

>>87552250

>this circumcised millenial faggot can't differentiate an artist's vital period from his senility

Go drink mommy's tits you sexually confused mestizo.

>>87552202
i appreciate that you went all the way in being an obnoxious cunt out to ruin the thread instead of just saying his piece and adding to the fun

well done anon, and good pick

>>87552345

Posting the actual best title sequence and forcing people to be aware of it is not ruining the thread, hermaphrodite. It's just making people come to Jesus, that's all.

>>87551938

This does deserve honorable mention though which I why I explicly excluded it from my above takedown. The lights and slow, linear rise of the whole business are perfectly timed, and a portentious phrase in the music times perfectly with the appearance of Kubrick's name on the frame. That's a short-lister for the second-best title sequence ever.

>>87552290
>I'm supposed to not be bored with a two minute panning shot because 'it was from a different time'
Okay grandpa..

>>87552422

Mummy's milk. go!

Mummy make you a biggum strongum. Mummy tendies mummy mm?

>>87552413
oh you're one of those
nice laarp faggot

if you were for real you wouldn't be here

>>87552638

I'm having fun with it but I'm one hundred per cent serious. The essential point is that Alien's title sequence is the best title sequence in the history of film. That's all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h24D87SqaLQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5L617dEXlE

Well that was easy

>>87553799
Poor choice of music.

>>87552202
Holy shit that was fucking lazy garbage

>>87553838
It was the perfect choice of music. Why am I responding to bait?

>>87553941
The song's melody doesn't work for how the scenes were shot and edited. It seems like they made the opening sequence then said "fuck, we need music, what's a song about how time's change" and just went from there.

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>>87548220

Good, but Zack's best coming through:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9DGXV035Kk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1AMUmkj-ck

>>87553799
/kinographifique/

>>87553998
I've never seen a more plebian post on /tv/. What you just said is the equivalent of say it needed more CGI and explosions.

>>87554079
I like that, instead of trying to address what I've said, you instead attempt to misrepresent it with some kind of argument about CGI and explosions. It tells me you can't actually tell me that I'm wrong because I'm right. Thank you for validating my opinion.

>>87554131
You aren't right though.

>>87554164
Why do you think this?

>>87554184
Because you have the opposite opinion of every other person on the planet who's seen that scene.

>>87553799
Not meming, this is my favorite intro of all time and I'm quite the patrician

nvr 4gt
https://youtu.be/GLjzPwm4mUI

>>87554244
Argumentum ad populum.

>>87554419
Took you 10 minutes to google that one?

>>87554439
It took me ten minutes to reply to someone else in another thread because they had an actual argument and made actual points and were providing actual discussion.

For you, I only needed a few seconds, and most of that was the captcha not working right at first.

>>87547833
https://youtu.be/HyE1V6Ac49Q
Check and mate

>>87547833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSDU2tu7rpk

>>87554494
mmhmm sure

>>87554605
Yep.

>>87554698
You're still wrong my dude.

>>87554713
How so? Tell me why you in particular think that song, beyond its lyrics, matches that scene.

>>87554742
The scene speaks for itself.

>>87554767
In other words, you don't know. Cool, but next time, stay out of the conversation if you don't know what you're talking about.

>>87552202
You am absolutely and irrefutably and one hundred percent an autistic faggot
Also Covenant and Prometheus did the same thing but better

>>87554798
I do know, but yanking you around is more fun.

>>87554823
If you say so.

>>87554858
I'm glad you've finally realized the error of your ways.

>>87554891
What errors of my ways?

>>87554930
That you're wrong.

Both of you stop being cunts

>>87553799
fuck yes

>>87552202
ayy lmao

>>87547833
This movie took over five minutes to start, so no, fuck that opening credits sequence and fuck opening credits in general.