I don't like you, and you don't like me.But let's get one thing straight
>hes behind me isnt he
>...wait, you don't like me?!
>I've got the DA breathing down my neck!
>"its time for plan B!"
>"what's plan B?"
>"there is no plan B!"
>girl starts making out with hero
>where did you learn to kiss so good?
>i grew up with four brothers
>what's the shortest distance between two points?, he said, holding a paper with two dots on it
>a line, another team member said
>nope. zero, he replied, as he rolled the paper, touching the two dots together
>We'll need to assemble a team
>>87547193
>what's the plan B?
>this IS the plan B!
>>87547255
>We gotta get Mike
>Mike? He's a looses cannon, we can't trust him.
>SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY ONE THAT CARES ABOUT THIS CITY
>>87547244
that really kekkles my jekkles
>>87547250
>name five kinos besidesevent horizonwhere this scenario plays out
>>87547554
Deja Vu
Interstellar
Contact
>GOT generals
>Simpsons memes
>Bane memes
>David Lynch threads
>Twin Peaks threads
>Star Trek threads
>>87547756
/trek/ threads are kino
>>87547756
>>Bane memes
>bad
that boy ain't right
>>87547044
>>87547124
>>87547193
>>87547255
>>87547300
>>87547554
>>87547756
Only GoT generals are bad out of those.
>>87547250
can i get a webm/youtube of this shit? i dont believe that its that much of a cliche
>"McCallahan, you're too reckless! I'm gonna need your badge and your gun... And your OTHER gun!"
>WE'VE GOT COMPANY
>>87547326
>He might be a loose cannon, but by god, he's OUR loose cannon.
>>87547044
I like you.
>We're not so different, you and I
>>87548072
>no u
>how much time will it take?
>give me 3 hours
>You have one
>This isn't fair!
>LIFE. ISN'T. FAIR.
>TAKE THE SHOT!
>GO ON, SHOOT ME ALREADY!
>heh... I knew you didnt have it in you
>How does that work?
>Well ackshully ...
>Okay enough of that nerdy shit, now say it in English
>>87547250
>>87547554
Stranger Things
>>87549476
>shoots
>eastern european goons talking about their boss' plans in eastern european language
>protagonist randomly starts speaking the same language
>pan to the goons faces looking shocked
>I'm all you've got left
>that's what worries me
>WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE LIKE THIS?
>PLAYSTATION
>>87547244
>mfw it's the hero saying this
>>87547193
>Time for Plan B!
>What's Plan B?
>RUN!
>Character is coming back from the grocery
>They have a brown paper bag with a baguette and some leafy greens sticking out the top
>Have you lost your mind?
>No... for the first time in my life, I'm awake.
>side character mumbling about his personal life while main character ignores him
>sees a beautiful woman walk by
>"wowww that's amazing!"
>side character: "wow you think so?"
>"no, not you dummy, her!"
>cut to shot of girl in slow motion making eye contact with main character
>"I've got to meet her"
>"I dunno ____ you're not really ___ or her type, and you have to ___ and ____"
>"oh shut up what do you know."
>>87550692
>he doesn't do this in real life
I forgot, in america it's just
>character is coming back from the grocery
>carrying 20 white petroleum product bags full of processed corn syrup hydrogenated oil snacks and cakes and soda
>>87549323
>How long will it take
>At least a centillion years
>You have 0.002 picoseconds
>"IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A DAMN GOOD COP I'D WOULD HAVE HAD YOUR GUN AND BADGE A LONG TIME AGO!"
>You're off the case.
>>87552657
>"But I'm THIS close!"
>>87548794
>You can even eat the dishes
>What do you think?
>It doesn't matter what I think.
>>87547044
>Guy: Woah! Where did you learn to use a 105mm artillery cannon?
>Girl: When you grow up with four older brothers and you're the only girl you learn a lot.
>>87552657
>i am the case!