Did stephen king diddle kids? >shining was about his alcoholism

oh no anon it seems that you've mixed fantasy with reality again

>>87521889
Jesus Fucking Christ

Lindsey Lohan what happened to you T_T

>>87523351
t. Stephen King

>>87521889
Someone post the huge photo study someone did about her perfect boobs, shit makes me sad every time.

>>87521889
Hnnnnng.
Post more prime Lohan.

>>87523418
>>87521889
>I couldn't save her
I'm sorry

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I can't let it go

>>87523653
seconding this, I've always had a theory that her tits were perfect and would like data to back it up

>>87521889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTqXisnMcS8

>>87523653
please

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>imagine what Lindsey could've been

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>>87525438
best not to think about it, it's better that way

>>87525773
fuck this gay earth

>>87525438
She would now be 30 or pushing it so probably not much

Lohan was best with a stout frame, fat tits and round hips. That crop of red at the top crowned all that sizzle below. Now she's thin, older, her tits are sagging and she's fucking blonde.

It was never going to last, just look at OP. That sort of perfection is fleeting in American girls.

They burn brightly, but not for long.

>>87525438
she was all she ever could've been

early to bloom, early to wilt

and she peaked in parent trap

>>87526237
>and she peaked in parent trap
lol

I masturbated to that movie but I was like 15 so it's not pedo and this was before I knew about body doubles so I thought that was totally nude Lohan in silhouette.

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>>87521889
WHY LINDSAY WHY
WE COULD HAVE SAVED HER
FUCK EVERYTHING

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>>87521889
>Did [Hollywood Jew] diddle kids?

YES

>>87523653
>>87523813
>>87524394
http://imgur.com/a/e782Z

>>87526618
I fucking hate you.

I was content just to dismiss her permanently but you're making me recall the feels.

I genuinely had a crush on Lindsey. Because a beautiful redhead is worth a million fucking blonde bimbos.

>>87526857
Pretty much anyone on this board between the ages of 24-50 had a "crush" on Lindsay Lohan

we all wanted to know what she was like in the bedroom, no doubt. the ultimate (perhaps the last) openly admired jailbait.

>>87525773
>they had to digitally shrink her size or remove jiggling from some scenes in Herbie because it was "too suggestive" for a little kids movie

>tfw no prime Lohan gf
That's it, I'm done

>>87527075
>tfw don't have a live-in demigoddess

setting the bar high anon. there are always prostitutes.

>>87527328
>live-in

... ban all phoneposters.

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>ywn cuddle with prime Lohan in bed watching comfy flicks

>>87527556
Joke's on you homo, I'm sitting at a keyboard

>not having a house and putting your gf in it with the rest of your stuff

gay

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>>87526618
>230 more images

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>>87526618

>>87526618
goddamn
you knew it was happening, but to see the rise and falls in such detail is harrowing

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>>87523418
only reason I clicked this thread was for her in her prime.

No idea what the other Amerifat bullshit is.

>>87521889
I'm pretty sure he was the diddled and not the diddler. I forget which story but there's this one scene where he's descibing a little kid who has a brother and the stepdad comes in their room every night drunk to fuck one of them and he describes all the noises and smells in detail. Also goes on at length about how relieved he would be when it was his brother's turn and not his to get buttfucked.
Sounded kind of vivid and personal.

Is Mean Girls actually worth watching?

>>87521889
Did Richard Gere shoved a gerbil in his butthole ?
Did Trump let girls piss on him ?

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>>87529700
And now he writes nostalgia fanfic about the gold old times when men make a line to buttfuck his prime butt

All the king wants is to be a prince again

>>87521889
I don't know if he diddled kids but he's obviously a pedophile just based on how much he sexualizes children in his books.

>>87530155
>I don't know if he killed people but he's obviously a murderer just based on how much he kills people in his books.

>>87529900
Yes

>>87529900
I thought it was trash based on the cover but it's actually hilarious

And Lohan really is just way too sexy/beautiful through the whole thing.

>>87521889
>shining was about his alcoholism
>misery about his drug abuse

How do you come up with him being a child molester because of that?

>>87529900
If it wasn't for its cultural impact then no, it wouldn't be worth watching. It's a pretty mediocre mid-00's SNL influenced comedy.

>>87530035
no, and the hookers didnt piss on him, they pissed on a bed barack obama supposedly slept in. this is the world we currently live in

>>87523418

Shitty upbringing, poor choices, and a whoooole lotta drugs.

>>87526618
what the hell
why is this so profound

>>87529900
Yes, it's only of the only girl power movies that is done well and doesn't come off as some ham fisted bullshit written by a land whale.

Tina Fey is one of the only feminists in Hollywood who can make chick flicks that are solid movies. Honestly one of the most talented women in Hollywood.

>>87530218
You're an idiot. You can't be a murderer if you haven't killed someone but you can be a pedophile without abusing kids.

The fact I have to explain this to you is pretty sad.

>>87530470
Yeah I knew you'd nitpick on some bullshit without recognizing the spirit of my post. I should have gone with "sociopath"

You're just an idiot

>>87521889
Imagine being one of the couple lucky guys who had the privilege to fuck Prime Lindsay

>>87526618
what a ride

>>87530563
>one of the couple
>implying only a couple guys have banged her when she was a coked up 18 year old

>>87530547
Don't lash out at me, it's not my fault you say stupid shit online and double down when people call you out.

>>87529900
Yes, objectively

>>87530252
>>87530290

>>87530332
Even if that is true, I'm up for watching something of that level right now, and as the evening is drawing in I'd rather be looking at teenage skin that Jim Belushi.

>>87530430
I really like her, bought her book and everything. Kimmy Schmidt is pretty good, and seems to be getting better.

>>87530625
>you'll never have a gangbang with prime Lohan

Just imagine how her moans sounded and how long it took.

>>87530563
Thing is, Prime Lindsay is like a bottle of really, really expensive wine. Sure, it's expensive. Sure, it tastes pretty good. Everyone else says it's pretty good too. But is it REALLY worth mortgaging your house? When 2 Buck Chuck also tastes really good.

>>87530760
Kek, some people on /tv/ consider her prime to be when she filmed the parent trap.

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>>87530633
No, you're a fool and stonewalling won't make it less so. You know exactly what my intent was. You continue to be obtuse on purpose.

I will not, sir.

>>87530787
I still bust a nut to girls I've fucked in the past who were nowhere near as attractive as Lindsay in her prime. Good sex can be good value.

>>87530813
... and?

>>87530889
blah blah get a fucking life nobody cares

>>87530787
nigga what are you even saying

>>87530813
get out, you don't belong here.

>>87530813
Well those people are sick fucks wanting to take advantage of a little girl who just lost her sister and I feel like Chris Hansen should be sent to everyone one of these bastards houses then castrate them.

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>>87521889
>>87526197
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>>87530122
Now she fucks fat, hairy Arab men for cash.

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>>87530917
That's my point. Lindsay looks incredible but I don't think sex would her would be THE BEST EVER, it would be ok probably. Depends on how she fucks. Her body alone would be worth exploring, but that's not all of sex.

I wouldn't mind a prime Lindsay statue. A nude. Or maybe wearing silk.

>>87531096
wtf dude. She's really fallen far.

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>>87530035
>People still believe the pissgate pasta

>>87531103
Flat on her back with dem titties bouncing would do for the wank bank.

I second a statue, but a life size body pillow would do.

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>>87531103
If you're going to start posting statue porn at least post post the good shit.

>>87531429
I like how reverse image searching this just gives me a goddamn /v/ thread. At any rate that statue looks highly amateurish.

Also.

>liking pancake nips

>>87521889
>Kiddie train chapter

in IT? Serious?

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>>87531521
>highly amateurish
>hating pancake nips

What's stopping you from making your own marble waifu?

>>87530155
Worse yet is his next book, The Rock Hard Adventures of Little Timmy Lincoln: Bound For Pleasure.

>>87531605
I have no skillz. Hard to tell with tiny images but that looks ok.

I mean I like that it's explicitly erotic, don't get me wrong. But you can tell the creator is cutting corners or lacks the skill for detail in >>87531429 the hand looks very rough, flowers are rough, hair is very unnatural looking. Probably uses power tools.

Candace >>>> Lindsay

>>87531922
Candace Bailey was a treat every time she hosted AoTS and I miss her. Too bad she's stay at home mom now because I'd probably watch whatever she be on.

>>87531808
I'm no art critic man but even then it takes skill to use a power tool so precisely and any little fuck up could ruin the whole thing. So amateurish as it may be still took commendable skill that you've got to respect.

>>87526618
Actually a pretty compelling anti-addiction post