>i need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle

Stump my cigarette in his chest

Take my clothes off and be so embarrassed that I was rock hard oozing precum because I'd be so turned on.

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Talk to the hand

>>87516104
there's no way i'm his fucking size

>>87516140
Anyone that doesn't say this is lying to themselves and to the world.

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>>87516140
>>87516219

Obviously fucking do it. Unless you're a fucking third world, the bike should be insured and you get to live

Pretend I didn't hear him.

Tell him not to play that shitty guns n roses song

>>87516123
>Stump my cigarette
You talk like a fag.

>>87516104
Y-you too

dab

>nice night for a walk, eh

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>87516376
if you turned 360 degrees you'd be facing the sun though you fucking idoit

>>87516376
>360 degrees

>>87516104
I say, "boots ARE clothes, dumb fuck!", and he feels stupid and self-terminates.

>>87517219
>>87516412
meme acknowledged

>>87516218
This. He would never ask me for my clothes and boots because they wouldn't fit him lmao

>>87516104
I'd ask
>A society who've mastered time travel aren't capable of designing a robot that can move faster than a late 20th-century motorcycle? Really? REALLY??

>>87516104
Tell him that he forgot to say please.

>>87517430
>robot
It's cybernetic organism, sir, not robot.

Why would the Terminator ask for that stuff, instead of just directly taking it by force?

>>87517318
>boots ARE clothes

but that's wrong

>>87516104

i want them to reboot terminator but instead of going to a biker bar to get clothes he goes to a nu-male bar and walks out wearing skinny jeans, flannel, and glasses

>>87517482
Never liked that distinction, the endoskeleton doesn't need the organic parts to function, shit's just an elaborate disguise.

>>87517497
blood on your clothes would hinder your ablity to blend in with the walking flesh piles

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>>87516104
>tfw I have never seen terminator 1

>time travelers have to be naked because they were worried their clothes would be out of fashion And people would know they are from the future

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>>87517603

why didn't they build a little locker into the terminator's body containing clothes?

>>87516104
Kill him with carbs

>>87517497
That would attract attention, whereas a bareass naked bodybuilder with an Austrian accent walking into a biker bar will go unremarked-upon.

>>87517624
>time travelers have to be naked because the t800 had a bodybuilder fetish and wanted to show off his work

>ywn reprogram a t-800 to dominate you
it's a fucking robot IMAGINE the stamina

>>87516104

Suck his dick

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>>87516104
>Grab the attention of all the hipsters/feminazis in the bar watching game of thrones
>Scream "This man just tried to sexually harass me."
>Watch as the killing machine gets boxed out by land whale harpy.
>Hours later he's behind bars and getting sued by Taylor Swift
You have been trained to kill but have you been trained to survive (in 2017)?

>>87517497
It's something called being polite, It's something that I'm sure you've never heard of.

>>87516196
i enjoyed this movie. it didn't take itself too seriously and kinda knew it was a b+ level final to the trilogy

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>>87517603

>>87516104

> OH MATRON

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>>87517726
>it's a fucking robot IMAGINE the stamina
hmm...

>>87516412
>he doesn't know how to moonwalk out of sticky situation
newfag pls go

>>87517795
it's a robot made to kill humans

>>87517568
That's something I actually really preferred with the first movie, by the later half of the movie the skin was rotting, because it's just a rudimentary skin-disguise draped over metal, of course it would rot. It makes the whole thing way creepier. Just imagining it going back to base for a tune-up and some fresh flesh to fool the resistance with is way cooler than it having a self-sufficient skin-cover.

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>>87516104
Considering my questionable fashion sense and the fact that I don't own motorcycle, the T-1000 would come out of that wearing socks with sandals and keys to a hooptie.

>>87517934
doesn't mean it has to be rude

>>87517934
catch more flies with honey, anon

>>87516104
"At least take me to dinner first godammit."

>>87518048
Initially, it isn't rude, it asks very curtly for clothes.

>>87518217
think you misunderstood me m8, i meant just because it's a robot made to kill humans, doesn't mean it has to be rude to humans. i agree with you