Movie studio executives want you to make a movie. It can be about

>>87511304
porn lol

A white as fuck movie.

It looks like a very expensive cast

>>87511304
i don't know about half of these people

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I was going to effortpost but truly can't tell who half of them are

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A comedy about shitposting on /tv/ with forced memes

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Christ. What shit.

I'd make one of those sectioned vignette movies. Like, New Years or whatever that shit was called where it's basically 13 different storylines all getting one or two scenes and they maybe have something to do with one another?

Stick the 3 or 4 decent actors in a story together so I could actually make something and then just goof troop the rest of these hacks into whatever.

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Poseidon adventure set on a gas giant, gg ez

>>87511304
just a Battle Royale movie

hell maybe a PUBG adaptation, who gives a shit

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Our Hero (William DeFoe) must track down each of the others and rape them to death. We'll market it as a romantic comedy for kids.

>>87511304
Top row would make good kino.

King Richard the Second John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster, uncle to the King

Edmund of Langley, Duke of York, uncle to the King

Henry, surnamed Bolingbroke, Duke of Hereford, son to John of Gaunt, [afterwards King Henry IV]

Duke of Aumerle, son to the Duke of York

Thomas Mowbray, Duke of Norfolk

Duke of Surrey

Earl of Salisbury

Lord Berkeley

Bushy, Bagot, Green, servants to King Richard

Earl of Northumberland

Henry Percy, surnamed Hotspur, his son

Lord Ross

Lord Willoughby

Lord Fitzwater

Bishop of Carlisle

Abbot of Westminster

Lord Marshal

Sir Stephen Scroop

Sir Pierce of Exton

Captain of a band to Welshmen

Queen to King Richard

Duchess of York

Duchess of Gloucester

Lady attending on the Queen

Lords, Heralds, Officers, Soldiers, two Gardeners, Keeper, Messenger, Groom, and other Attendants