Check out the brilliant dialog from the new All-Female, progressive

>>87479008
Fake but kinda funny.

>>87479043
>Fake

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/excerpts-from-the-all-girl-remake-of-lord-of-the-flies/amp

>The next moment, Ralphy heard shouting. “Ship! Ship! It’s a ship!”

>Ralphy’s stomach dropped, and she clamored to the top of the mountain. She couldn’t see the smoke. Had the fire gone out? The ship was growing smaller against the horizon.

>At last, she reached the top and, to her relief, saw a blazing fire blowing gusts of smoke across the sky. Piggy turned to her from her spot next to it and smiled.

>“Hi!” she said cheerily. “No one was up here, so I decided to take care of the fire. “And,” she added, pointing to a makeshift calendar she had constructed from palm fronds and ash, “while I was waiting, I made a schedule just to make sure we all have shifts and it’s fair.”

>That’s a little passive-aggressive, Ralphy thought. “That’s amazing, you’re a genius,” Ralphy said.

Making a schedule so they don't all die on the island is passive-agressive? This is worst than Ghostbusters.

is that supposed to be 2deep or something? I don't get it

Apparently critics are saying a girl only version wouldn't work because they would work together and live in harmony lmao

>>87479501
The implication is that only men interrupt women and women never interrupt each other

Reads like John Green shit. I'm just waiting for them to break out into how much they love Star Wars or some shit like that and how Trump is the Devil.

>>87479664
thats what I was guessing after I retarded myself

>all of the women at work bitch and moan about the other women
>but if there weren't any men at work they would just get along

what is this meme?

>>87479501
It took me time to get it as well.

>retards who think "The New Yorker" is a legitimate source of news and not satire

Jesus Christ

>>87479008
>2017
>taking females seriously
You guys deserve to be mad

>>87479834
The New Yorker is not The Onion, it has satire but it isn't as a whole a parody.

>>87479753
Have you ever read Lord of the Flies anon?

>>87479601
All they need is one catty bitch to play Roger, she'll have half the girls ready to stab piggy in minutes

>>87479119
>/humor/
hm

>>87480479
Go back to pol, faggot

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>>87479445
Unpossible

>>87480496
>implying

>>87479008
>women are this women are that women are problems women blah blah blah
different thread same fucking theme. get a life.

>>87479445
>That’s a little passive-aggressive, Ralphy thought. “That’s amazing, you’re a genius,” Ralphy said.
I don't get how you guys can read this line and not understand that it's a joke

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>>87480560
Just because it's a joke doesn't mean it's funny.

>>87479601
I'll never understand this life meme where everyone pretends women aren't confrontational and are actually peace loving beings.

why did they make this look like excerpts from a book and not a movie. this doesn't read like movie dialog at all, more like a "what if the book was all-girls" take.

If this is an actual remake it will have a fat little girl and a Jesus-allegory girl getting murdered, and a kindergarden-aged girl getting consumed in a forest fire.

Not to say they wouldn't ever go there, just curious to see if they will.

>>87480659
its the participation trophy of genders. they aren't smarter stronger faster or anything than men so we say they have intuition and nurturing instincts.

>"And another thing,” Jackie said.
>“Should we have a rule that whoever has the conch gets to speak? You know, so no one gets interrupted?”
>“But who,” ventured Simone, “is here to interrupt us?”

>quotation marks
>dialogue tags
This isn't how scripts are written.

>>87480378
Yes I have.

Did you read the massive
Humor, Satire
tags at the bottom of the article?
Since you seem the type that would need such tags to comprehend a fucking joke, you should probably look in the future

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>>87479008
CEARFUL, WHOOOORES, CAREFUL NOW.

>>87480715
Estrogen enhances smell, particularly relating to herbs and plantlife. It also enhances color differentiation, also in shades related to plantlife, particularly flowers and fruits. Flowers carry seeds, which are edible and foragable.

So they are better at the gathering part of hunting and gathering. While useful in aesthetic pursuits today it isn't really comparable to enhanced bone density and musculature. Easier on the metabolism long-term, though.

>>87480781
You seem catty today femanon.

An all female Lord of the flies would be catty as fuck and to say they would break apart in tribes and be peaceful is horseshit.

>“Should we have a rule that whoever has the conch gets to speak? You know, so no one gets interrupted?”
Why do women come up with this dumb shit?
No one follows that rule when it's established, except maybe under threat of violence. And even then it's a crapshoot because people defend themselves when losing an argument.

>>87480973
>Why do women come up with this dumb shit?
that rule is literally copied from the actual lord of the flies

>>87480971
Women aren't immune to violent outbreaks but they are at least slightly less likely than men to form mass-murder rampages where a group of them band together and kill every living person they see. The closest historical event to that I can think of is the women starting the bread riots of the French Revolution, and even then that was more of a co-ed angry mob by the time it did the worst of its mobbing.

>>87480780
sherlock holmes over here

>>87481026
No I'm talking about in real life.

>>87480865
>enhances colour perception
>most great artists throughout history are men
Really pickles my Rick

>>87480973
That's what the boys did too.

>>87481074
ok but then why mention women? lord of the flies was written by a man and it's about boys

>>87481031
if men were the baby machines and women were strong yall would fight wars for us :3

>>87480616

That's not what he said. He said that you don't understand that it's a joke.

>>87481115
I can understand that an unfunny joke was intended to be funny. What's your point?

>>87481100
Because I haven't ever seen a male suggest that "only the person who holds macguffin is supposed to speak" bullshit

>>87481174
>I can understand that an unfunny joke was intended to be funny

That's cool and all, but that has nothing to do with your misunderstanding here, which was that you didn't know it was a joke.

>>87481186
when's the last time you saw women do this

>>87481186
so according to you women are the idiots because a joke article references something boys did in a book written by a man

>>87481031
Where do you live where co-eds storm castles, cup guards apart with knives for gutting fish and parade their heads on poles while 'escorting' the royal family to their house arrest in Paris?

>>87481232
A few months ago
>>87481244
You realize my argument is independent of the joke article? Learn to reading comprehension ESLkun

>>87481279
>A few months ago
where?

>>87481305
On an uninhabited island after a plane crash. Jacky wasn't with the shits though

>>87481279
>A few months ago
lol

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>>87481279
>Learn to reading comprehension ESLkun

>>87481279
>A few months ago
Was that at the party where I made out with Barbara Palvin?

>all-female cast
>written and directed by two men
for what purpose?

>>87480557
t. Roastie

>>87480659
I'm pretty sure Goldingw had the same opinion. Overly positive stereotyping women will just hold them back.

>>87480708
I thought the one kid just disappeared.

>>87480780
They are excerpts. Formatted for easier reading.

>>87481079
Enhanced color perception doesn't mean enhanced work ethic. Becoming great as an artist takes a lot of dedication.

>>87481279
He asked when you saw a woman do that, but when was the last time you saw a woman IRL.

>>87481851
>He asked when you saw a woman do that
No shit.
Unlike you I'm not retarded and have a decent level of reading comprehension.
You do know that college has started classes already? Asking when the last time someone saw a women is useless. Not everyone you disagree with is a shut in NEET.

>>87481217
You're an retard.

>>87481957
>Unlike you I'm not retarded and have a decent level of reading comprehension.
Then why didn't you explain where it was?

>>87482606
Because I don't want to

>>87482637
>can't even make up a decent scenario
kek

>movie will have women being peaceful and forming a great society on the island
>a man will then wash up on shore and cause all their problems

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>this triggers the pleb

>>87482680
The fact I'm unwilling to elaborate but still replying means it's more likely I'm telling the truth because if I was making shit up to convince strangers on the internet I why would I have a problem making things up? Especially when there is a very real chance of getting doxxed by posting real information about yourself online.

>>87479753
theres some study excerpts on youtube about lions and problem solving when in groups of female vs male & female you might be interested in

>>87482776
>the fact that i refuse to respond means it's likely i'm not lying
wew

you lied, it's fine, get over it.

>>87479008
Lol this movie is going to flop. It's already divided it's audience with this all female cast shit. I will never understand these studios, it's almost as if they intentionally try and make their movies flop, like there is a secret spy planted inside of movie studios to try and sabotage their box office.

>>87482798
No it means I'm less likely.
Can't you follow even basic reasoning?
If I'm willing to make things up on the internet, why would I arbitrarily decide to not make things up when it would further my argument? If I lied you would actually be more likely to believe me because it's far easier to come up with a convincing lie than the embarrassing truth ( which is why I'm not elaborating )
When a virgin lies about having sex, why is it so obvious? Because it's usually has too much detail a non-virgin wouldn't care about and not enough detail on the things a virgin would be ignorant of.

>>87482781

I'm trying to find what you are talking about by searching for lions male and female problem solving but I can't find anything. Care to give a link?

When did the "all women get along and are like sisters" meme start? It's painfully untrue. Every girl I ever known hated girls that are prettier and more successful than them (unless they were much older,then they are role models).

>>87482901
>Can't you follow even basic reasoning?
basic reasoning is that you'd share the fact if you have it, because it is relevant to this thread. but you don't, and there are no excuses. there are no opportunities for doxing, we don't ask for names or addresses.
>why would I arbitrarily decide to not make things up when it would further my argument?
perhaps because you're too retarded to make up a believable scenario.

>>87482984
>basic reasoning is that you'd share the fact if you have it
Maybe if I was a robot and it wasn't an embarrassing and personal indecent.
Humans do in fact, have emotions.

i feel really bad for the fa/tv/irgins on here who are so suggestible as to get triggered even at satire regarding women.

You guys need a reality check. Indiscriminate hate is not the answer, if it was, you'd have been killed by your bullies in high school with the teachers cheering them on.

>>87482926
Sorry, couldn't find it again was a year or two when I watched it. Was a zoo or reserve that was lending them out to some behavioural study group IIRC the results were basically female took cues from the male in solving the problem (opening a box with two latches both needed to pull on) which made it go much quicker than with two females having no set person to take cues from.

>>87483200
so now you're taking credit for a lions achievement

>>87483225
huh?

>>87483108
maybe stop confusing contempt with hate

>>87482949
second wave of feminism

>>87483029
nice excuse.

your hole is getting deeper lad. to lie is to sin, you must repent.

>>87479008
Any excerpts from the communal bath scene?

>>87483225
I could open a box too if I wanted to

>>87483270
God already knows if I'm telling the truth. I'm not worried about it.

>>87482781
>Female lion behavior a fair comparison to human female behavior
In what universe? We aren't closely related or share the same social model. It's worthless to compare the two. Why don't you throw insect mating habits into the mix too.

>>87479008
Lol,this is true. If women were alone in the island,they would probably start a superior civilization there and there would be no reason for getting of the island. It's a shame that women can't start their own companies for women only irl,world would definitely be a better place.

>>87483438
Both are mammal predators with a social hierarchy that is similar on a basic level. I wouldn't use insects because they often have a female centric social system or have no social hierarchy. Maybe you are an idiot?

>>87482901
You sure seem to be an expert at virgins lying about sex. Suspiciously so.

>>87483029
>caring about emotions
>scared the mens will dox you

Lmao, bitches leave

There already is a female version of lord of the flies. Its called John Dollar.

>>87483580
>Maybe you are an idiot?


just you