>Robert and Emily are two newlyweds looking to purchase their

>We want somewhere far away from the hustle and bustle of city life
>But close enough that we can quickly visit for shopping
>And even though it's just the two of us, we want 3 spare bedrooms in case friends come to visit

>Stay at home
>Freelance music producer
>Budget: $850,000

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Husband: this house has everything we need. It's 75,000 under budget. It's in a beautiful neighborhood with a reasonable commute time to work - and in a safe school district.

Wife: I don't like it - it doesn't have the stainless steel appliances and the color of the wall is yellow.

Husband: we can repain-

Wife: this isn't what I want and I want what I want.

>>87476297
who dis

>>87476194
>and in a safe school district.
>i.e. no niggers

it's amazing how many well-off white people will talk about this stuff while going on about the evils of segregation

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>Bill and Francine are house hunting. Bill is a fry cool at Wendy's and Francine is a stay at home mom.
>Their budget is 500,000

>>87475964
>chris and debra are 50 something retirees who want to get away from the hustle and bustle of des moines and are looking for a retirement condo in war torn sareijevo

>ben is unemployed bass player for a Jazz Fusion band. His husband is parade float designer. They are looking for a tree house; Budget 1.5 million

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>>87475964
home renovation waifu

joanna gaines from fixer upper
post em

>>87475964
>Jordan jerks off dogs at the local mall for 10 cents each, his wife Brienne has been unemployed and on disability pension since 1992
>Their budget is 2 million dollars

Are those two brothers who have a show gay with each other?

>>87475964

Does anyone know what these Arbonne consultants actually make? It can't be that much. All my friends who "work" for them simply attach the word Arbonne to their social media, and then upload 30 second Instagram videos of them thickening their eyebrows and applying foundation. By the end of the video they look like painted whores.

>>87476640

One has an Asian girlfriend but it is definitely a ruse that no one is buying.

>>87476653
They don't. It's just a hobby to keep them busy so they don't turn into alcoholics/drug addicts. Their husband sets it up and pretends they are an adult to make them feel better.

Shawn is a former marine with a serious drinking problem and hasn't had a job in years. His 14 year old child bride Sung Song Dong doesn't speak English and can't leave the house. They are looking to expand into a luxury high rise condo in Manhattan

>Dontavious is a narcotics dealer and aspiring musician. He's looking for a trap house in West Philadelphia to both relax with friends and do business. Budget: 0 dollars

>>87476327
some camwhore who cant even eat a bananer without gagging. She has a really nice looking vaginer though. But she'd be more attractive with a 9 inch dick betwixt her legs.

>Terry is a pamphlet publisher and firearms enthusiast. He's looking for a compound in rustic West Virginia to prepare for the upcoming race war. Budget: 2.5 million in cryptocurrencies

>John has recently moved on from his job as a cashier at a VHS rental, and is hoping to set up his new life in the beautiful French countryside
>'I don't mind spending a little extra money. Even though it's over budget, I think the chateau is the choice for me, especially with the winery and two guest houses. I think this is a great place for me to hopefully start thinking of finding work'

>>87479363
You sound like a huge fat faggot

>>87479720
What gave it away?

>>87479523
lol

>>87475964
10/10 thread

>>87476194
>But we can repaint
Women are so goddamn stupid, this is too common a problem.
>I don't like the carpet
>Baby, this house is 100,000 dollars cheaper than our budget, we can just recarpet the thing. People get so hung up on weird shitty details, as long as the neighborhood is nice, the walls are in the right spots the yard is to your liking your gold. But I guess they wouldn't have a TV show if people were agreeable

>>87479363
sharing is caring my lad

>Hyacinth is a 62 year old housewife and she and her husband Richard,a retired local government official are trying to find a country getaway in which she would host lavish candlelight suppers. Their budget is unknown

What show is the memeing?

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>>87476548
i thought her shirt said urination camp at first

You guys know that those are just actors, right? They're not actually looking for a new house. It's just a means for the channel to show off houses.

>>87482163
wew

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House Hunters >>>>>> Love It Or List It > everything else

>>87476297
GOOD post

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>Lance is a financial advisor, and his husband Lukas is a construction worker. They wish to move outside the Greater Toronto Area in hopes of adopting children and starting a family.

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>Jay, 26 years old currently 'between jobs' is looking for a single bedroom apartment with space for his figurine collection
>His budget is upto his mother, Alice, who handles his finances.

Lol good thread. My dentist always has these types of shows on in the waiting room.

They're either getting into serious debt, or have some fucking reptilian levels of family support/inheritance.

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>>87475964

>Barbara is a beautiful 24 year old aspiring model who just finished her master's degree in Fine Arts.

>She and her boyfriend, Jamal, are finally ready to purchase a new home as an early wedding present.

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>Abdul and Najeed Mueed are taxi drivers looking for a quiet, unassuming two bedroom ground floor apartment with access to a private garage
>Their budget is sixteen goats

>>87476548
she looks like she fucks like a man

It would actually be kind of cool to have one of these shows with a normal couple looking for a starter home under $150k in a part of the country without insane home prices.

I can't relate to any of those rich hipster fucks on these shows who live in the nicest neighborhoods in the most expensive cities and bitch about how the jacuzzi in the fourth bathroom clashes with with the solid gold countertops or whatever

ITT people who do not know how to save money

>>87482903
>But only seven of the goats are still virgins

>>87476194

without roasties there would be no economy

>>87483308
I'm an unemployable with $400 a month to my name. I will never own a house.

>>87479985

ya this meme is dank

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>>87476543
>>87478041
>>87479488
I like this thread

>>87483308

Saving money is not the issue. You can save 200,000 if you want and the way these shows portray new couples buying homes, they will take their mortgages to the grave. They don't have any type of career that would sustain them. They're all bullshit jobs that this generation seems to pride themselves on pursuing because it "fulfills them", while our parents worked their asses off to save nickel and dime to give us the comforts of life throughout the 90s and 00s.

This fucking generation wants to start off directly where our parents and guardians ended up, after decades of saving and hard work.

The other alternative is that these spoiled brats and their expensive lifestyles are financed by their rich parents and they don't have a care in the world.

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*awkward chuckle*
<camera whip>
"Hi, my name is Aaron and I'm flipping a house with my wife's boyfriend Greg. We bought this charming former halfway house for $175,000. We're hoping to change the carpet, re-tile a shower, and hang some drywall in the basement. Our budget is $10,000 and our timeline is 1 week. We hope to sell the home for $400,000 since we put a lot of value into it and it's in a competitive neighborhood."

>Takes 5 months
>Goes $45,000 over budget
>House is still on the market

>>87479318
Underrated

>>87476640
The short haired one reminds me of Luis Suarez

>>87475964
>recently divorced Liz is looking to get a caribean beech home for herself and her 10 year old sun
>she is a travel blogger and author
>budget: 5-10 million

>>87482163
>>87482501

I don't get it

>>87483593
Except for you, of course.

>>87478041
Fucking kek

>>87475964
>Carl and his wife Jane are a newly wed couple looking for their love nest away from the city but close enough to get there in a short trip, close to a good school for little Jim
>Jane values having a big, spacey bedroom while Carl wants to have spare rooms for visits and a big yard for his wife's son to play at

>Andrew is a video game speedrunner and internet let's player. Andrew and his wife Lindsay, unemployed, are looking for a spacious yet cozy home to start their new married life together, along with Linda's boyfriend, Duane.
>wow honey, this place is perfect. It's got a beautiful kitchen, large bathrooms, and it's even within our budget
>yeah but don't you think the shed's a bit too big?

>recently emancipated youth Michael, 16, is finally ready to step outside of the box and move in to a place he can truly call his own, in lovely Northern Michigan.
>'I think what's most important to me is distance from churches. Nobody can tell me what to do anymore, least of all phony gods and their lying hypocrite 'preachers'. If I ever see any of you brain dead sky fairy worshippers ever again, I'll see how blessed they feel at the end of this six foot beauty, bought it after the settlement. It cuts straight through bone, and it'll carve you up faster than you can say your pathetic prayers. I call her 'Godslayer', but my victims don't have time to call her anything'

>>87486387
>Mike's budget is 10 eth

So what, am I just supposed to make all the posts myself, then?

>>87484260
BBC sitcom Keeping up Appearances

>>87476548
but she's a stuck up cunt

>>87479363
Name?

>>87486046
Who's Linda?

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>it's a realtor shows an amazing house 20k over budget episode

>>87486046
>Duane
>Shed
my mind went to Shaun of the Dead and Spaced desu

>Mr. Sneed, a small business owner, is looking for a commercial property to establish his Seed and Feed shop.
>He has no stipulations about the kind of practices that may have previously occurred on the premises

>>87489984
>you'll have to change the sign out front
>how much is that gonna cost me?
>[host frowns as a high pitched whine is heard]
>sneed exchanges worried glances with his wife
>cut to commercial

>Ophelia and Jacob are freelance jazz fusion musicians looking for a 2500 square foot colonial home with at least 7 acres of ard for their three bull mastiffs, Hudy, Dewey, and Louie
>"When I found out I couldn't have kids, we adopted our first mastiff and it changed my life"
>[husband looks on with palpable aura of regret to the genetic dead end he is now shackled to]

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>>87489984

>>87483915
>our timeline is 1 week.
Why do they always have so tight timelines?

>>87490393
every reality show nowadays have tight timelines
>so this wedding cake.. where is it going?
>to X. and by the way, it has to be there before noon today so you'll have to hurry

>>87479488
>>87479318
F@m I forsee a spicey new meme.....

>>87483341
kek