Man there's this girl who is dtf and not too chubby but

Yeah, not enough sluts today. You've got to work for it. I appreciate your struggle, shit's gay.

going to the movies is fun faggot

you realize you're on a tv and movie discussion forum right

>>87465657
>>87465657
>going to a movie with a girl that wants your dick
>pay attention to the movie
Autism 101

>>87465878
>let's pay more money for less freedom to watch total trash!

you're brainwashed. You probably pay for netflix and scroll through it endlessly without knowing what you are looking for. Like staring into a fridge when you're not hungry.

>>87465963
>girl that wants your dick "wants to see a movie" with you
>doesn't go because you're worried about the freedom of your movie choices
This is advanced autism

>>87465657
is she not hot enough that you are proud to be seen with her in public? my side bitch is same situation. miss having a qt to hold hands with and snuggle up to.

>>87466063
it might be bearable to watch crappy hollywood movies if I didn't pay for it

you think she'd agree if I told her she has to buy the popcorn and tickets and whiskey

Youre probably just closet homo and looking for excuses. Faggot

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>>87465929

Best date of my life was at the movies. Went with a literal roastie to see Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. She kept trying to snuggle but I was entranced by the kino.

>>87466289
You pay to take a girl out no matter what. Movies are cheap compared to a restaurant or some other alternative.You could always """"""""Netflix and chill""""""""

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>>87465657
Take her to a porno flick

>>87466432
I don't pay for netflix. And she's not a whore, at least not for money. just a whore for whore's sake

>>87466316
This
Just dress up in you mom's clothes and let me destroy you BP

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>>87465858
>not enough sluts

GTFO with that shit, im hard pressed to find a girl who doesnt just want no strings attached sex, Cant find a relationship for dicks and most of the girls who want a relationship just want someone to look after them while they scarf down a jar of hotdogs everytime youre not looking.

>>87466602
Your*
I don't know why i wrote you twice

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>>87465657
When you take a girl to the movies you don't actually watch the movie you fruit

>>87466562
Do you download movies at all? Download Plex and then stream movies to your TV. You can Plex and chill, no having to spend money. All you need to do is tell her it's like netflix but with better movies.

>>87466724
I took a Hooker to see the lego movie, we ended up getting ejected from the theatre after some of the parents complained about "lewd noises"

>>87466562

It's kinda weird to ask a girl to chill at your house on the first "date" or hangout or whatever you want it to be, but if she seems down you don't necessarily need Netflix. If she's willing to come over and chill you can just put in a DVD or even just some bullshit on TV anyway

girl wants to take me to the club ive never been as a virgin fagget what do

>>87465657
>not """too""" chubby

Amerilard standards

>>87466841

Clubs are gay but just go to chill with her. And dance with her ffs

>but I can't dance

literally does not even matter as long as you don't do some straight up autismo shit. Drink a bit to get some confidence, just not enough to get retarded

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>>87466629

>>87466841
Don't do it, anon. You'll end up looking like a huge spaz out on the dance floor. Then she'll end up going home with a couple of ethnic types to be spitroasted.

>>87466879
Ignore this do Hare Hare Yukai

>not too chubby
>dtf
a fridge?

>>87465657
Don't take her out. She wont want to fuck you anyway because she'll find out how insufferable you are.