>leaves for a few hours to go see IT >"hey guys, I

>>87465258
What's the point of the fucking movie then?

>>87465347
It was still an entertaining movie. It was weird, like the book.

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better than the 90's version

Finn/froggie is typecast

Bev is fucking sexy

>no orgy scene where she gets blacked

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Holy christ any scene with Bev and her dad was awkward and out of place. Is the abuse shit subtle in the book because in the movie her dad being a pedophile rapist is literally as subtle as a screaming clown jumping out of a refrigerator in fast forward.

>>87465258
>Even though they didn't include Bev fucking all the boys.
I heard none of the parents of the actors were going to allow that. Plus, they have the same idea of that scene when Bev tried to keep them together after their first fight with Pennywise
Besides, they all get in their underwear at one point, so you pedos should be happy

too bad kids are gonna say it ripped off stranger things

>>87465258
Using "raw" as a descriptor is kind of ambiguous, or perhaps I'm old-fashioned;

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post yfw giant turtle reference

>>87465532

I disagree, anon. I think this new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

The movie itself seems to capture that 80s feeling we've seen in Stranger Things and other important work. Do your part and see it in theaters. Be a part of history.

>>87465433
Fathers molesting their daughters is more common than you think. It's probably the most common form of child sexual abuse in fact

>>87465532
I guess what I mean is that they didn't soften the blow. It was terrifying because it showed everything. You literally see a young boy get his arm chewed off. It's been a while since I've seen a movie that had the balls to do that to a kid. At least in mainstream horror.

Plus it was pretty faithful to the book.

fuck off shilling this shitty remake

>>87465384

Shut the fuck up faggot

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>>87465484
I'm eighteen so I can pop boners for a 15 year old guilt free

Reddit shills are b8ing hard

>>87465258
>That rock quarry scene
What did they mean by this?

>>87465703

Listen to this reddit fag try and deflect from blatant reddit faggotry kys faggot

I cant believe pennywise turned into Trump. it made no sense

>>87465631
>>87465703
>The shilling meme
Just how valuable do you think this board is? No one gives a shit what a bunch of degenerates on an imageboard think of a movie.

>>87465578

No one said it wasn't. I'm talking about how the depiction of sexual abuse was almost comically over the top.

>>87465777
Maybe, but I feel like it kind of fit in with other parts of the movie. All the adults were shot in a way that just made them seem creepy, between the dutch angles and lighting on their faces.

If my greatest fear is dying a virgin would he just kill me then and there

>>87465833
Nah, he'd let you marinate until you're too old to have any hope.

>>87465672
Do grown adults actually get guilty about jacking off to teenagers?

>>87465892
I dunno, you tell me. I sleep like a baby.

Bev is so fucking hot. god damn. how didnt those boys all have boners in THAT scene?

>>87465954
You just KNOW the director has copies of the scene stashed away somewhere from every conceivable angle.

>>87465954
I was too busy looking at that fat kids inverted nipples

>>87465258
at least its not GOT shit

>>87466028
And his gyno. Which half the boys seem to have on a certain level. I don't remember that happening to me. Is it something that people grow out of or something?

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>>87466028

Post panties mound

>>87466358
What? Are you referring to the scene where the boys go on a panty raid and steal all of Beverley's panties?

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I really liked it

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>>87465258
IT was gud. I'm going again this weekend.

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The Jewish kid's monster was really fucking unsettling, reminds me of this fucker.

>>87466400
You dumb fucking retard. The mons pubis

>>87466459 but
Seriously pls the nerds fat mom was so hot i need that upskirt scene

>>87465631
>remake
nice b8

>>87466458
>The Jew literally gets the worst of the entire group
What did Pennywise mean by this?

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>>87465703

>>87466145
Its the hormones in the water, plastic and soy

I loved it until that fucking ending.

>>87466454
I would but I'm worried about that, since usually I'm the only person at the theater. Given the content of the movie, the staff will assuredly be keeping a very close eye on me the whole time.

>>87465576
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>87466145
it's the hormones they put in the water these days

>>87466524
IT is going to kill you in there anon

>>87466526
Please neck yourself quickly, so that your germs don't infect the rest of the world.

>>87466560
Guys a weird looking clown just gave me a ticket to see the movie he's rea

>>87466600
CLOWNS AREN'T SCARY ANON.

>>87465258
The "lets cut ourselves and be blood brothers" was already ridiculous, I can't even imagine what the orgy scene would be like

>>87466526
Imagine being the guy who has this copypasta saved on his hard drive

>>87466660
This is how I would do it.
>Have Beverly gather all the boys around
>She look at all of them in *that way*
>She starts to take off her clothes
>As she does that the camera slowly pans upwards
>Cut to cg effects
>Effects show a shadow, illuminating what is actually happening for a bit longer
>Slowly fade to black
Still would be to obscene for a lot of people, but is pretty much the classiest way of doing it without just throwing out really bad weird dialogue like "oh hey that reminds me of that time we had that huge orgy with Beverly".

>>87466790
I would just cut everything to include the leeches.

>>87465258
No gangrape scene, fucking dropped

>>87465576
Sounds dogshit, ive seen his face already from the trailers and he looks like a rat. You sound like a collider shill so fuck off

>>87466790
Cringe as fuck just hire 18 year olds who look young and show a bit of action total fail

>>87465432
In orgy scene big ben is only one that makes her cum and satisfies her. All other have too small cocks for her. So in this situation it was big white cock that made her little cunny wet.

>>87466987
>Film cuts to a bunch of 30 years olds fucking
That would be pretty funny actually.

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>>87465578
Gee, I wonder who was behind this post.

>>87465672
I am 28 and i legally fucked 15year old two weeks ago.

>>87465546
I didnt get this.


And yo where is my gang bang scene at wtf.

>>87467166
Good for you, Muhammad.

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>>87467194
When bill is in Georgies room he picks up a lego turtle that looks like this.

>>87467221
Sorry but I am not subhuman muslims. But in most european countries age of consent is 15-16. Sorry that you burgers cant fuck prime teen pussy without getting fbi to fry your ass.

>>87467166
>legally

>>87467109
>he thinks its size
Lol

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>>87466755
>saving copypasta on hard drive
if u wanna post a pasta u just google an excerpt of the pasta and copy the pasta from first search result lmao

>>87467311
Its fucking written that she gets excited because she is much bigger than 4 others that fuckes her before. That it feels more and better. Also when last kid fuck her after big Ben. She points out how it is smaller and does not feel so much/good.

>>87467109
Bill makes her cum too you mong

>>87467399
Wow King actually goes into detail with the orgy scene. I just thought it was a throwaway sentence or two.

>>87466145

It's the xenoestrogens in the water/plastics/food. If you have it just from being fat then overall fat loss will get rid of it. If you have actual gland tissue developing from all the xenoestrogens then you have to have it surgically removed. Bodybuilders get it a lot funnily enough because when they take testosterone shots and stuff without using estrogen blockers their bodies up the estrogen and give em gyno. It's like bob from fightclub. That really happens.

When the Losers' travel into the sewer with theintent of destroying It, they momentarily find themselves hopelessly trapped. As the boys start to panic, Beverly comes up with the idea of having sex with the others in order to calm them down, as a result the other Losers take turns having sex with her. Because King didn't wish this to be viewed as a lewd scene, the narrative explicitly states that the act of intimacy with each of the boys' helps to further strengthen their friendship; and Beverly only experiences orgasm while having intercourse with Bill Denbrough and Ben Hanscom.

>>87467482
No it's goes on for a while

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>>87466903
>replying to a copypasta

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>>87467536
>>87467482

>>87467534
>Beverly constantly accused of being slut
>Constantly telling everyone it's not true
>Her idea to help kill It is by fucking everyone
>At once
Uh...

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>>87467534
>King didn't wish this to be viewed as a lewd scene

>>87466504
they let Raimi into the writers room

>>87467482
It goes on for 7 pages.

6/10

first hour and a half of the film had no tension or consequences whatsoever because it was just "oh here's this character about to be spooked, what's he afraid of" repeat x6

jew and black kid got 1 minute each of characterization, even pedophile rapist dad got more screentime than black kid

stupid fucking CG ruined so many otherwise decent scenes [the fucking headless man in the library and the clown coming out of the projection, especially. shit looked awful]

every time pennywise did a scare they did that retarded fucking camera tracked to his head while the rest of his body moves in superspeed

the end was fucking dumb because they just hit him with sticks for ten minutes, but the very end was great when pennywise starts to panic and turns into a bunch of different things to desperately try and scare them, then he just leaves because they aren't scared

there was a bunch of dumb shit that I can't remember because it's been a few hours, but I was definitely mad that rotten shitmatoes has this as high as it does

are turtles a big motif in the books? I've never read anything by stephen king in my life but there were explicit turtles twice in the movie with no real connection to anything

>>87467534
>Ben Hanscom
Bitch, that's kawaii. Little fatass deserves the love.

>>87467482
PLUMP

>>87467704
>are turtles a big motif in the books? I've never read anything by stephen king in my life but there were explicit turtles twice in the movie with no real connection to anything
Pennywise is from another a dimmension, and his archnemesis is a giant turtle from that dimmesion.
King did a lot of cocaine

>>87467704
A giant space turtle literally creates the universe and is IT's arch enemy

>>87467704
oh yeah the bully shit made me the most angry
if the bully fucks with everyone and was hypnotized by pennywise to go kill everyone, why was he only killed by the black kid as soon as he shows up? that doesn't make sense from a storytelling perspepctive.

If the bully ONLY fucks with the black kid, then make him ONLY go after the black kid after he's hypnotized and then have the black kid kill him
you can't make a secondary antagonist who fucks with everybody equally but gets killed instantly by just one character
it doesn't finish his arc because it doesn't feel like his villain

it's like [i don't watch capeshit but this feels like an apt description] if during an avengers movie the villain was stopped by thor and only thor

>>87467495
>>87466509
>>87466532
is this actually real? i've been drinking around 5 full plastic water bottles (the bulk ones you can buy at the store) for about 5 years now and i don't have any gyno

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>>87465258
Did they include the 20 minutes of violent clown mauling like they did in the book when Georgie and Pennywise first met?

>>87467801
Alex Jones told me so it must be true

>>87467791
Huh it's almost as if this movie was chapter one and the bully will return in the next movie.

>>87467801
they're exaggerating the effects of xenoestrogen and overstating body fat as gyno, but yes
there is estrogen in plastic bottles and city water

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>>87467769
>>87467783

>>87467534
Holy shit dude, what the fuck

I never read the book because Steven King's particular writing quirks piss me off, but that's on a whole other level

This is the guy that goes, 'hey, I need a villain for my book... fuck it I'll just write another child molester', then he jots down seven pages of that?

I don't have a problem with it besides the implicit hypocrisy, and the fact that it sounds contrived as fuck. Kids that age do fuck and Beverly is fucked up in the head, plus it makes sense since they're all hard for her.


Anyway I came here to talk about the actual movie.

I don't remember any of the character's names except Beverly and the fat boy got cucked after saving her life.

It ended on a title card that said 'IT Chapter One' and there were multiple groans from the audience.

>>87467822
It wasn't twenty minutes but the movie opened and within probably five minutes the little boy got his arm bit off very graphically and then dragged into the sewer.

>>87467848
are you telling me that if i want to be a proper male with no pussy estrogen side effects, i need to physically travel to a lake or some shit and collect water myself?

>>87467832
I caught that "chapter one" shit at the end and my gf was mad that the movie was only the kids, but do they really bring him back? did he survive? was he an illusion? is he 27 years older next time? is beverly's dad still alive too?

>>87467896
lake water will have that shit too.

All the birth control pills and anti depressants that people piss and shit out go into the water system.

>>87467304
prime pusy is 13 not 15 you NIGGERFAGGOT

>>87467954
where the fuck would i get pure water and food then

>>87465661
What is this

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>>87467534
>

>>87467872
Well at least they didn't shy away from it. Anything else that they didn't shy away from?

>>87467965
you need a water filter.

>>87467872
>the fat boy got cucked after saving her life
That pissed me off. Of course she goes after the Chad in the group, leaving bugbsy to having to polish his knob every time he gets a stiffy.
>It ended on a title card that said 'IT Chapter One' and there were multiple groans from the audience
Same here, but given the source material and the amount of things they need to cover, this was almost necessary. However I will say that the movie works well enough that even if they never make a sequel that the movie can stand by itself as more of coming of age story.

>>87468002
She ends up with Ben when they are older

>>87467954
>>87467965

dude just embrace the influx of sexy traps with half-titties

there's no way to win so you might as well just become a sissy that fucks other sissies, it's basically just lesbian sex with dicks and cum

>>87467965
You don'tEnjoy the ride

>>87467965
every time a girl takes birth control and pisses in the toilet, hormones go into the water supply
we don't have the resources to remove it all
there are hundreds of millions of women pissing hormones into the water supply every day and it will only get worse

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>all those shots of Pennywise looking around corners

Creeped the shit out of me. Skarsgard might just re-cement IT as one of the horror icons.

>>87468014
You're assuming I remember any of the character's names, is Ben the fat boy? Tbh I was surprised they actually had the balls to go against convention and show a hot girl interested in a fat kid, then they just fucking threw it away with that last, needless kiss. I don't know if it's the director's fault or Steven King's but I hate it either way.

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>>87468057
Does this mean Goro Majima might become a horror icon as well?

>>87468057
yeah the scene with the awful camera work where he was dancing at high speed made me kill myself out of pure fear, i'm typing this from heaven right now

>>87468049
wait a fucking minute, i'm enjoying some delicious pure tap water right now, are you fucking telling me that what i'm currently drinking has PISS in it?

>>87468002
That's the real problem with trying to make a faithful adaptation to It. Really the only good part of the story is the kids' story. It's really a coming of age story disguised as a horror movie/book.

I think the book/movie(s) would have worked better had the adult portion simply been to bookend the kid's story. Like them reminiscing and maybe coming together to kill it a final time (but still the adult portion needs to be like 5% of the airtime/pages).... the adult portion has always felt uninspired when the kid's portion is great. It reminds me of the youthful adventures I had growing up (you know, back when kids actually played outside).

>>87465576
thanks for no warning on the spoilers asshat

>>87468103
It might

>>87468092
The one at the very end? That actually disturbed me. Something about the static camera and his frenetic movement really put me on edge. It gives the impression that he's building up the energy to pop out and you're frozen and powerless to stop it.

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>>87468103
The UCSF review cites several other sources of endocrine-disrupting compounds in our water, including synthetic estrogens in crop fertilizer (e.g., Atrazine), synthetic and natural estrogens from livestock, including dairy cows, which can be fed hormones to increase milk production, and an unknown number of industrial chemicals, like plastic additive bisphenol-A (BPA). Industrial chemicals may enter waterways either through chemical plant runoff or the disposal of products in landfills (Fig 1). Chemicals in pharmaceuticals such as anti-seizure medications and anti-depressants may also mimic estrogen.18 Furthermore, women using birth control are not the only ones flushing estrogen down the drain. Pregnant women excrete high levels of natural estrogens, and nearly everyone (both women and men) produce some amount of natural estrogens also released into wastewater.8

>>87468091
>>87468057
It's actually super fun doing this in real life, you can easily scare a ton of normies this way. Don't even need to do anything or look like anything particularly scary, just slowly peak out from behind a corner.
>>87468092
Someone needs to edit that scene and add SANIC SPEED music to it.

>>87467979
Well apparently they skipped an entire orgy scene, but even with that they were pretty daring with the whole showing the budding sexuality of these occasionally almost-nude youngsters. They had the thirteen year old girl in nothing but a bra and panties, then a scene with all the boys staring at her while she sunbathed. They did it right - I didn't hear titters from the audience at all. A good realistic portrayal of how it'd play out.

They also really unsubtly showed the creepy interactions between the father and Beverly, though he never fucks her he does get on top of her at one point, (almost) calls her his whore, smells her hair, and touches her a lot. No tit-grabbing but a lot of neck stroking. Overall 7/10 didn't even cum.

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>>87465721
WDTMBT???

>>87468134
>>87465576
>>87468057
is this all the same person and also are you Andrés Muschietti

>>87465823
>dutch angles and lighting on their faces.

This movie sounds fun

>>87468155
It's one of my bigger phobias. I imagine myself in my apartment at night sometimes and just how many bricks I would shit if some ghoulish face leered out from behind the corner of my open bedroom door. There was a mechanic in Metal Gear Solid 4 during one of the levels where people would constantly do that to you as well and it freaked me out just as much then.

>>87465721
>it's normal to lust over 15 year old girls when they're this hot
that's it. that's the moral of IT

>>87468142
>>87468127
alright i just threw out all my plastic water bottles and tipped out the glass of water that was next to me, how do i go about getting some nice fresh water with nothing in it

>>87467495
funnily is not a word you doofus
quit typing like a nig nog

>>87468220
dig a well
still no guarantees

>>87468166
Surely I must not be the only one who expected (not wanted) Beverly to undo her bra when she noticed everyone staring at her sunbathing.

>>87468259
ok so rain water is pure, i'll invest in a rain water catcher
what about food, am i good with food products

>>87467534
more like Ben Hascummed amirite

>>87468220
Dig a well or collect rain water.

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>when Georgie gets his arm torn off

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This movie is really showing a dark side to /tv/.

implying i didnt know about it

>>87468275
if you're talking about trace amounts of estrogen like with the water everything's pretty much even, but soy products have a relatively high amount of regular estrogen

>>87468312
>years of cunny threads but THIS is what pushes /tv/ over the line

>>87468304
I audibly yelled out YEESUS CHRIST much to the dismay of my fellow movie goers.

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>>87468304
>when georgie gets his arm torn off but crawls very very slowly in such a way that he moves slower than pennywise's hand and he didn't even attempt to get up or run away or at the very least just freak the fuck out

OKAY FUCKBOYS

Which child's monster was the scariest?

We've got

>Blacky: Fire and Meat
>Glasses (best character): Normal Pennywise
>Jew McGoo: The Scream's wife
>Cucked Tits: Headless Easter Egg Boy
>Inhaler: Gross Leper
>Beverly: Her own period, her dad
>Stutter: His dead brother

>>87468376
To be fair, he's also like 4 years old and I can imagine that getting your arm ripped off hurts a lot.

>>87468415
gf said in the book he just gets his arm ripped off and dies in the street from shock

>>87468377
The headless Easter egg boy.
They better go into more depth about the Easter incident in the sequel.

>>87468415
He was probably in shock anon, and didn't know wtf was going on.

>>87468377
You're forgetting the flamethrower bully, and his pack of zombie children

>>87468377
>TOP TIER
scream's wife
>MID TIER
blood all over the fucking place
pennywise
>LOW TIER
kentucky fried family
>SHIT TIER
the incredible twitching superspeed headless horselessman
dead brother
leper

none of them were scary at all

burned family could have been cool if it was given more than 3 seconds
headless kid could have been great if it wasn't completely CGI and fucking awful
leper was boring
dead brother made sense in the context of the story but was not scary or interesting at all

>>87468543
The Mummy is the only recent movie I can think of where they didn't use CGI for the undead.

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>>87468304

>>87468377
Pennywise's teeth.
Even the non-shark ones

>>87468326
the fucks your problem
contain yourself

>>87468377
None of the other shit was scary because the CGI was horrific. The only interesting parts of the movie were some of Skaarsgards lines when he is not CGI'd out.

Seriously, CGI ruined this movie for me. Also, the fact that Skaarsgard didn't banter enough with the kids leaves a hole in his character for the sequel. He will just be another scary clown nobody is afraid of in their adult years. The reason why Curry's performance worked so well is because there was a lot of meat to his character besides the teeth and jump scares.

>>87468377
>scariest
Bowers' downy face

>>87468715
I was not expecting a cute little boys arm to get viciously ripped off.

>>87468742
>Seriously, CGI ruined this movie for me. The reason why Curry's performance worked so well is because there was a lot of meat to his character besides the teeth and jump scares.
finally someone understands why the original adaptation fucking worked
I can't even fathom how this shit is 90% on Rotten Tomatoes

>>87468790
find better wording to describe it
"yeezus christ" is a fucking cringe-worthy way to go about it, especially out loud

>>87468790
I was certainly startled at how graphic that was, too. It's not often you see kids mangled in movies so I thought they'd cut away or something.

why did they feel the need to turn float into a catch phrase and say it ten different times

>>87468742
Yeah, I kept waiting for him to creatively antagonize the kids. I was fully expecting him to do something like talking to Bill through his hamster.
Pennywise is definitely scarier here, but he has so few lines, and most of them are just talking about how he's going to frighten and kill the children.

>>87468543
I think it's hard to compare to the original if you'd seen it when you were young. I felt mostly nothing for all forms of IT, but then I had to pause and try to imagine myself as the same kid when the movie first came out. And yes. Short of the winking photo of Georgie, these were more scary.

>>87468952
When Curry is staring behind the sheets at the little girl, when Curry grabs Stanley and throws him against the wall, when Curry eyes turn wide when he tells Georgie he's going to float, when Curry puts Billy's wife in his deadlights gaze and when Curry confronts Billy in the grave and says his grave is right next to Stan's, when Curry is dancing in the book then runs up to the children and is hanging on the light pole.

All of these moments off the top of my head (including George winking) are scarier than anything in the new IT movie and it's not just nostalgia. It's still unsettling to watch and I understand why they're scary moments.

All of these moments were scarier than anything in the new IT movie.

>>87468856
Whoa anon get your mind out of the gutter.

>>87468935
Pennywise was not scarier in this new form because of all the unnecessary CGI

>>87469171
There were two scary scenes in this movie
>Georgie at the beginning
>The projector scene

Everything else was jumpscares or squick like the broken arm.

>>87469232
do you even know what that means

>>87469401
>the projector scene
he just looked like any generic hollywood cgi animal but with a pennywise face

>>87465576
>pissed myself
So you're saying it was litty? Was this movie for the FANS?

>>87469349
>Implying Curry Pennywise is better then Sanic Speed Pennywise

>>87469429
>>87468742

>waaah waaaahhhh CGI wahhhhhhhhh

good job buddy you've trained yourself to be unable to suspend your disbelief, now you can't enjoy a lot of good movies

hopefully the pretentious satisfaction you get from complaining about it compensates for the reduced enjoyment

I have to say I enjoyed how they hinted at it's true form, though the use of CGI really worries me for how the true form will actually look. Also I agree that the lack of any "relationship" with the kids made pennywise a little flat.

>>87469511
I don't hate it because it's made by a computer I hate it because it looks like total shit
you're the faggot, faggot

how the fuck did they get away with only an MA rating? scene with georgie was brutal plus the scene with the 3 doors

>>87469559
I honestly thought they were going to reveal that was the real georgie bill shot in the head

>>87469171
They were good. True. I didn't want to include those scenes though as I feel that's a deeper level. I was just going off of your clearly delivered attempts to scare. But nowadays creepy doesn't resonate as well from my observatons.

>>87469511
CGI shit always looks half assed and like crap. When a film chooses to use practical, I always appreciate it because it takes a shit ton more work and creativity to pull off, and in horror movies helps add an extra layer of dread to everything.

>>87469533
no one else complains about the CGI, you're the outlier in this thread

If you're the kind of person that realizes when something has to be CGI and are pulling yourself out of your suspension of disbelief just to analyze how well it was done, that's it's own problem. That alone will make movies worse for you even if the CGI was done perfectly.

In this case, It looks fine. Even excellent in some places. Worst offender was the headless boy but even that was framed well enough to be a shock.

So now that you've stopped enjoying a good movie in order to try and criticize this aspect of it, you find yourself dissatisfied for no good reason.

You've either raised your standards to an unreasonable level and thus screwed yourself, or you're just jumping on the 'durr fuck CGI' bandwagon like many film students these days, and convinced yourself that just because YOU can tell it's CGI, that means it has to be bad CGI.

Whatever's causing this, it's on you buddy, not the film.

>>87469690
you quoted two different people in your original post
multiple people have complained about cgi in multiple posts

your taste is shit and you're retarded

>>87465258
Loved the shit out of it. The kids were all way better than I expected them to be, and Skarsgard did a hell of a job.

>>87469690
you know when I liked the CGI?
pennywise's mouth
speccy cunt's nightmare woman

you know when I didn't like the CGI?
when it was jerky retard garbage that looked like shit and wasn't scary
fuck you

>>87465546
I thought that shit was awesome. Both times.

>>87465258

did they include the scene where one boy gives other boy a handjob then tries to kiss him but other boy refuses kiss?

>>87469893
At this point I have no fucking clue whether this is a meme or reality.

>>87469893
>stephen king is a pedophile
>he donated to hillarys campaign
>he is vocal against trump

Stephen king is a part of pizzagate

2 of his works were released as movies this year, were they a reward?

everyone should DM the orgy scene to the male actors so they know what they missed out on

whenever they went off the book, it sagged like fuck.

Bev, Bill, Ritchie, Georgie, and Pennywise's actors were good. everyone else was okay at best.

dutch angles stop being off-putting when everything's a dutch angle.

>>87469796
You're fine, my problem is mostly with people who say as a blanket statement 'CGI is bad'.

If you didn't like the jerky movement, that's almost more of a editorial/directorial fault than one of CGI. It was clearly a deliberate choice for it to be jerky - It's not as if the CGI just couldn't be animated smoothly. Some of it wasn't even animation, it was just cutaway shots of Pennywise placed into scenes of people moving normally. In every scene where Pennywise is moving towards someone, he's moving in that unnatural, jerky fashion. The rest of the time, he's fine. Very clearly a design choice, not CGI.

I'm not enthusiastic about it myself, but I place the blame elsewhere.

I also would be willing to bet that there were tons of shots where CGI was used that had no monsters in them at all. A lot of the scenes including 1980's Darry probably use it to edit out modern details and replace them with era-appropriate ones. It's a different beast, and it's almost always done so well you never notice.

>>87465576

If you're not an actual paid shill, you should definitely find a place to apply to be one. You've got the right stuff.

I liked when Pennywise talked to Georgie and eventually his hunger sort of took over him and he stopped responding for a moment and just drooled. I would have liked for him to have had more conversations with the other kids

>>87465433
The pharmacist scene was really really awkward. The whole theater was disgusted with it.

I hope we get to learn more about Pennywise's henchmen in the sequel. I never understood the witch and the zombie, or why they merged with Pennywise in the end???

Bev was hardcore, she reminds me of Eleven from Stranger Things. We need more girls kicking ass in movies, girls that it turns out are braver than the boys.

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>>87467704
>every time pennywise did a scare they did that retarded fucking camera tracked to his head while the rest of his body moves in superspeed

Why did they do this? It was such a shitty looking effect. It immediately makes the image look cheap and takes you out of the film.

>>87470226
Only because the guy was being creepy about it.
But I mean c'mon, if you're 90 years old and about to croak, you too probably wouldn't care about age of consent. What are they going to do? Throw you in jail for a year before they have to cremate you?

>>87469993
King's books are hilarious like this. You just have to get along with it.

>>87467965

infowarsstore.com

>>87465777
You really need to step out of your room once in a while. This blatant sexual abuse is super common.

>>87467304
I'm not American. Stay obsessed.

>>87470152
its pasta dumb cunt

so is Henry dead? what happened to Belch and Victor Criss? what about all the floating kids, did they just leave them down there? if they told the town, that's a pretty big thing for IT to just make them ignore, especially after having ITs ass handed to IT. what happened to Beverly's dad? why did Pennywise keep repeating Bill's rhyme? why didn't it end with Andrew Mellon getting killed years later? why did they have to bump it up to '89?

why weren't the leeches or the giant bird in it?

>>87470399
>What is chapter one
>What is cliff hangers

>>87470399
And why did Pennywise have a witch and a zombie as minions? That was a little silly to me. Where did they go after they merged with Pennywise?

>>87467872
Who the fuck groans at a movie? That sounds weird.

>>87470464
they werent minions..that was pennywise just in different forms

>>87470531
Huh? Weren't they minions that he sent out to scare kids he didn't care too much about? He mostly cared about Beverly because she was the first time someone wasn't afraid of him so he felt she had something special he needed to figure out what it was.

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>>87467309
>doesn't know that other countries exist.
You must have voted for Trump.

>>87465432
Richie and Mike are like the exact opposite characters

>>87470563

No... No.

The best moment for me was at the end, this dude in front of me stood up and went
>man this shit's bullshit
>nigga just says fear and falls down a hole
>nah nigga fuck that shit
and he walked out

Anyone got a leak of the full georgie scene? I wanna see this sweet kid get rekt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pen1uvQrn-4

>>87470694
Eh, yes. Everyone I went to see the movie with thought this when we discussed it over beers afterwards. We thought it was really weird how the minions just suddenly disappeared, like wtf?

>>87470563
nope he was pretty much scaring them all, if im not wrong he shows up in all of the scares as well, theres the leper chasing eddie and when eddie turns a corner IT is by the house with all the balloons, ben in the library being chased by the headless thing that transforms into IT as its chasing ben so im pretty certain it was all IT directly and not minions

>>87470718
well you friends and you got really fucking mixed up buddy

hey egg boy

>>87470727
He had his zombie minion scare Eddie into the house, yes. I don't know what leper means but???
And then he had the witch scare some other kids. It was really weird how he used his minions they could have gone more into detail about that like in the Insidious movies.

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>>87465258
>It was pretty fuckin' raw

THE ABSOLUTE state OF /TV/

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>>87470781
breh

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>>87470813
Whaat? No way!

>>87470563
It was it every time. It just changes forms to personal fear of each child. I was sad that we didnt get werewolf form. And in the end even clown not its true form.

Someone set Pennywise dancing to this song

I fucking BEG of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAojxWZRVKk

>>87470760
hm yeah youre making a meme i see

>>87470827
I don't know, a werewolf minion would be too weird and make the movie even weirder. Like why did a demon clown have a witch and a zombie minion???

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>>87470844
He looked like this kid during that scene and I fucking laughed out loud

>Fat kid gets cucked repeatedly

Realest movie ever.

>>87470827
>true form
literally impossible

>>87470844
Niggah I'm still waiting for the Sanic Speed edit.

Fat kid got cucked

>>87470898
I want that too. Please make that scene a goddamn meme cuz it was fucking gold

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Rule
34
fucking
WHEN

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>>87470949
Oh, trust me, theres already tons of it

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>>87465721
That quarry scene had some strong Spiderland vibes.

>>87470718
>>>87470563
There is a shot where he transforms from the painting lady back to Pennywise. It's at the end in the sewer pipes. You're either an idiot, were talking during the movie, or a troll.

>>87470958
But is there any of Beverly?Not including Shadman.

I watched Stranger Things and it never dawned on me that Finn Wolfhard was a good actor, but he was really good in IT.
That also means that he could play more than one type of characters which gives him a lot more chance in the hollywood

>>87471009
I'm a clown fucker so I don't care about Bev. I imagine people like Shadman will get a hold of Bev soon enough, don't you worry about that

>>87470958
Needs more TEETH and DROOL. Also,
>theres already tons of it
exactly fucking WHERE?!

I kept expecting pennywise to start cracking joeks, but he never did

>>87471060
ghost-oakes on tumblr has drawn a fair amount, though a lot of it is of his own interpretation of Penny from the book. Expect more of Bill's Penny VERY soon I promise ya'll

They did a good job with his lights from the other dimension
It's better in his mouth than on his stomach

>>87471071
He was pretty humorous? I thought him making fun of the kids and dancing was fucking great. He clearly has a twisted (OH WAH AH AH AH) sense of humor that others find disturbing and fucked up.

>>87470983
That was the point were the witch merged with him though. And then when he was defeated or they were fighting with him they tried to escape him. Neither of us could really figure that out. And why they needed minions for Pennywise.

>>87471071
There was one point where I got worried that It would turn into freaking Leprechaun.

>>87471106
I was just expecting the terrible "prince albert in a can/refrigerator running" tier jokes

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>>87471148
That'll hopefully be in part 2. I really like those parts from the miniseries.

I'll tell ya'll what I REALLY want to hear, my favorite quote

>I have come to rob all the women...rape all the men...and learn to do the Peppermint Twist!

Why wouldn't the Jew kid see pennywise as hitler?

>>87470718
>Thinks it's weird his minions disappeared
>yeeee lmao how

>Pennywise literally turns into all of them in the finale

Yeah you're all fucking idiots.

>>87471250
Weren't they trying to escape Pennywise when the kids were doing exorcism on him? Then Pennywise escaped himself but we never see the minions escaping with him?

>>87471267
STOP TROLLING

>>87471267
Forced memes are not good ones.

What did he mean at the end when he just says "fear" before falling down?

>>87469993
It's real. Trust me.
>Another bully kid by the name of Stanley
>He's the weird quiet kid who kills animals by chucking them into a a junk fridge
>He stays behind with the head bully Henry after the bully group spends some time lighting their farts on fire for fun
>Says "Wanna see something cool?" and starts jerking Henry's dick
>Henry gets a boner and does nothing
>Stanely tries to give him a blowie but Henry kicks the creepy fag away

It was really weird. Oh, and then Stanley opens the torture fridge and leech bats give him the succ until Pennywise drags him into the sewers. Also, Bev witnesses all of this while she has to pee really bad.

>>87471289
Maybe for the first time he's feeling fear himself and he understands it?

Cuz in the book thats' what happened and Penny spends a whole chapter whining about how he doesn't like this new emotion and his fear turns to hate/disgust, It's good

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>Richie is the only one that didn't get a personal spooky scene

Is it because he pretty not scared of anything that's why Pennywise couldn't deal with him?

>>87471312
he did get a spooky scene though what are you smoking dude

>>87471177
and how would they get "shuck'n'jive" to work?

>>87471332
Yeah the doll room but that's when they were all together, the other kids got haunted by Pennywise when they were on their own before that

>>87471333
I don't know but it would be fucking hilarious

>>87468820
Apart from Tim curry the 90s adaption is fucking awful

>>87471387
The awful CGI is the icing on the shit cake.

>>87465576
You're going to laugh your ass off, fucking pussy

i really really want bev nudes.

>>87470172
I liked Pennywise's inhumanly long arm reaching out to drag Georgie into the drain.

Bev's sink scene made me think of Carpenter's Blob. I knew the outcome, but was still freaked on top of grossed out.

>>87469513
>how the true form will look
There is no true form that they could actually put on a screen

>>87468415
>4 years old
Kek, he was like 7

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post >yfw

>>87470268
I liked the Lois Lane reference. I hope they get Amy Adams for the sequel.

>>87471804
do we see georgie die?

>>87471804
way better than a glowing belly

>>87471848
technically no you get to see his arm ripped off then him crawling away crying with blood everywhere and then get dragged into the sewer by pennywise

>>87471018
Quite bullshitting, what makes him have a chance is that he's a Jew

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>>87471848

Spoil the movie for me, please, really, I don't care if you do

>>87470869
You're a retarded pajeet holy shit fuck off

>>87472003
>that 2002 cgi
lmao that can't be real

>>87465258
>wasn't scary

FUCK WHY

>>87472003
well how bout dat, the kikes in hollywood grew some balls for once.

>>87472016
Bruh the whole plot's been out there since 1986.

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>>87471804
>how 'bout I zuck ya dick?

>>87471804
>>87472003
omg yes vore

>>87472003
This isn't how it happens in the book at all.
Pennywise tries to drag Georgie into to the sewer and his arm is pulled off. He dies instantly and is left with his head inside the drain.

>>87472063
Yeah, but not this movie

>>87471104
I liked how he basically turned inside out to reveal them, like he's got a whole other dimension inside him.

>>87471312
I think that was them kind of being faithful to the book. In the book Ritchie doesn't remember his spook scene until he's an adult so you learn about his way later. His spook scene is being attacked by that giant Paul Bunyan statue.

>>87471804
i wonder how the spider will end up looking.

>>87471804
Is this supposed to be scary

>>87472147
get down with the sickness bro

>>87469511
Autism: The Post

>>87471804
That shit was so fucking cash.

>>87472088
books are gay

>>87469511
Yeah dude that scorpion king at the end of the mummy returns was fucking cool.

>>87472003
You know damn well they didn't have to CGI this. They could have made this scene really fucking scary, visceral, and disturbing.

So why do they pull punches like this? I mean they're already going for the R rating. Why not go all out?

>>87472118
isn't pennywise basically the embodiment of the deadlights dimension?

How does an interfimensional eldritch horror manage to get his shit pushed in by some kids?

>>87472201
The movie didn't seem like it had a real focus on making something really "scary", which disappointed me but still entertained somewhat.

>>87472206
So his body is like a "portal" of sorts?

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>>87471804

Here's a shitty webm

>>87472206
He is one of two creatures from that dimension, the other being the giant turtle that created the universe

>>87472235
a physical tool to interact with the material universe.

>>87472144
doubt it'll be a spider

>>87472233
Imagine this scene made in the 70's or 80's by Tobe Hooper or John Carpenter. It'd likely be really fucking disturbing and hailed as a classic decades later.

I just don't understand the reasoning for going soft on horror when you're already shooting for an R rating.

>>87472308
>>87472144
so it didn't even appear in this film?
what the hell

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>>87472263

>>87472206
I think "avatar" or even 'appendage" would describe it better. They did a pretty good job of making him come across as more a half-smart animal whose intelligence is almost as much a mask as any of the others he wears. IT works best as a dumb arrogant brute who preys on your fear. In that way, he's sort of like the Bully god.

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>>87472230
the power of friendship of course!

>>87472263
fucking cgi man gg

>>87472356

It never appears as a spider when the Losers are kids

Also it's not really a spider, it's just how their brains process seeing It in a physical form when It's not pretending to be something else.

>>87472356
They never showed anything like a beast form
But again you retards don't seem to understand that It's true form isn't something that would make sense in our dimension, so whatever they end up showing him as it won't be his true form

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>horrifying practical effects will never come back

>>87472230

>>87472394 this and the power of belief. Eddie's inhaler works as poison because Eddie believes it's full of poison. The silver bearings damage It because the kids believe silver will hurt It. Etc...

>>87472413
>But again you retards
jeez sorry Im not bookfag like you. I dont read the lore on every film

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>>87472003

DERP

>>87472480
They did a real good job with his eyes
They bug out in a lot of scenes

>>87472480
What game is this?

>>87472480
mom's gonna float

>>87472413
which means they can go wild with the design, since it doesn't abide by our understanding of evolution since it didn't evolve in our universe. nah, they'll probably end up making him a giant spider.

>>87472480
they're obviously going for something shark like.

>>87472541
Barbie magic hairstyler

>>87472396

How the fuck would you do that practically?

>>87472582
Nah, they'd say "fuck it" and go with yet another generic tentacle rape monster.

>>87472263
anyone has the webm of him dancing?

why doesnt the deadlight make bev go insane

>>87472626
I'm not saying it has to be completely void of CGI. Just not such a blatant use of it. Use practical effects as your base.

>>87470563
>tfw Penny will never take you to his dungeon
life, gimme a break.

>>87472626

Just look at how that THING prequel was looking before the retarded Execs told them to replace all their practical effects work with cheaper CGI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3f0tENVRn0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzpT7VmSaU

>>87472699
bitches be crazy already, amiritefellas!?

>>87472626
Have a fake head, make it fillable, fill it with the organs/teeth/blood/ or anything that would work, make a fake upper body, make it connect with the head, put potent lights in the throat or/and chest; "Presto!"

>>87465576
this pasta has been around for ages how do people still think its not pasta

>>87472788
Damn shame.

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did anyone else see the jewish kid's fear as this thing from that one junji ito comic?

it was crazy

>>87468742
>>87468820
The CGI was fine.

>>87470228
You tried.

>I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that’s all I wanted to do, I wanted to FUCK you, I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY, I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth, YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY, I wanted to put you in the cage ... and get the oven hot ... and feel your CUNT ... your plump CUNT ... and when it was plump enough to eat ... to eat ... EAT...

Scary shit.