>Why don't you like Big Bang Theory, anon? >You're

T-thanks, you too.

I've had retards actually tell me this.

>>87459674
fuck 3rd left
marry 2nd left
kill leftmost

>>87459751
They were probably right you weeb

>>87459674
Good God I'm glad I hide my power level (aka autism level) and no one ever said that to me

>>87459674
I had a friend tell me that he was like Sheldon and I was like the comic book store guy who hates his life

bazinga

>>87459940
bojangles

BOTSWANA

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>>87459674
>when are you going to get yourself a lady, anon? youre too sweet to stay alone

>>87459751
if it happens then you really are an autist

>>87459959
I bet only 10 people know what bojangles is

>>87460018
>Now I'm sorry but Chad, my gentle and caring boyfriend who's absolutely not only after my pussy, is waiting for me in his car, he said he was gonna give me a present, I must go!

>>87459751
ZIMBABWE

>>87460084
i bet you're a nigger

>>87460084
mr bojangles

>>87459751
Yea, generally dorks who think they're cooler than they actually are like to say this a lot. They watch TBBT because it's "ironic funny" at how "geeky and nerdy" the people in the show are. Whenever someone points out how they hate the show, they use Sheldon as an example character because he's the mascot of the show because of how likeable his character is to them, while also maintaining that same aura of "dorkiness" that pervades themselves which they don't want to acknowledge exists.

>>87459674
haha i actually know those girls, i met the one on the right her names beckii cruel.

>>87460393
liar

>>87459751
The strangest thing is that a lot of nerdy guys who have okcupid profiles brag about how they are just like sheldon.

then wonder why girls dont message them kek.

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>>87459674
>people tell me I'm the Indian dude who can't talk to women

>>87459674
>>87460393
I see Michael J. Fox was also present in the background.

>>87460419
nope its true look her up she was an idol in japan. i spoke to her briefly at hyper japan when she was hosting for the japanese news channel nhk world.

also this is ironic because they are all weebs themselves.

>>87460591
yeah I used to fap to her candydolls stuff too you aren't special

>>87460684
i didnt say i was dickward you called me a liar for knowing who she was

also if you fapped to her you must be one ugly kid kek.

>>87460260
how is highschool going?

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>>87460260
I've had people tell me I'm like Good Will Hunting, because I have a pro record of 4-1, and I'm also a doctoral candidate. So this is kind of true, I suppose, though I've never actually seen the film, nor will I. Then dudes like you who are not special or interesting in any way at all get colon-clonkered when they hear attractive women tell me this in public.

And you know I don't give a FAH-HUCK, because I'm crushing that ass later, while you will be working third-meal at the Bell.

>>87459674
>tfw had someone tell me I'm like leonard
what did they mean by this?

>in the process of breaking up
>goes on a rant about the time i shat on this show
>"you don't get it, anon! i'm just like sheldon!"
she also had herpes

>>87460810
>>87460834
I could care less actually, I've already got a girl.

>>87460834
>a pro record of 4-1

A pro record of what?

>>87461146
I wasn't talking to you, fag.

>>87461206
I boxed professionally as an undergraduate, after having been an amateur from the time I was 14.

>>87461211
Boy, you're not like Good Will Hunting at all, you're an absolute retard.

Then why even bother tagging my post?

>>87460018
Sweet? Me?

Oh, you were talking to Tyrone. Never mind.

>>87461291
HA HA FAG TROLLED U

>>87460834
>Then dudes like you who are not special or interesting in any way

What exactly makes you special or interesting?

>>87461264
Will Hunting wasn't a boxer though. Or a doctor. What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>87459674

>>87460851
kek that person must really think lowly of you

The biggest fan of this show I ever met was a red headed single mom who got BLACKED

>>87459674
>me in the back

>>87459751
BLIZZAGA!

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>>87459674
Literally no one in real life watches, talks about or acknowledges the existence of this show.
I've never seen it on TV, never heard it mentioned, never seen tabloid headlines about it.

It's LITERALLY just another daytime sitcom nerds online obsess over for some reason.

That muslim woman in the back...

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>open fire with mac10 I'm holding under table
"Say auf wiedersehen to your roastie labias"

>>87462700
LOL

>>87462374
I've seen several 50+ year olds watching it
it was big 3-4 years ago among younger people, but I agree its popularity seems to have waned

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>>87459751

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>>87462772
>its popularity seems to have waned
what was meant by this?

>>87462875
>justburgerthings

>>87459674
Yeah, haha! I kinda am like him since I'm gay in real life haha!

>>87462700
AJAJAJA

>>87462772
I'm not that old, but if there is an audience for this show outside the US it's not the age that is currently in the workforce.

>>87459751
>Act quit and autistic
>Only interject when you want to say something that you perceive to elevate you above everyone in the room
>"WTF WHY AM I BEING COMPARED TO SHELDON??"

BAZZOOPIN

>>87463008
yeah actually i do this, but more out of the fear of sounding like an idiot

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>>87459674
>sitting in this girls car in the middle of night
>some bad stuff happened earlier so she gave me some vodka and I downed it all in one go
>twenty minutes later i'm drunk and rambling on and on
>she tells me i remind her of Sheldon in one of the episodes when he drinks
>stop her right there
>"you know that website i go sometimes when you are over?"
>proceed to try and explain these exact threads and how insulting it is that she says that
god dammit i wish this was just a shit post

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>started seeing psychologist to solve anxiety and self confidence issues


wi-will it work bros?

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>>87459674

>>87463141
They know

>>87463294
No, just start lifting

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>>87463468
I'm a manlet

>>87463435
That's okay

>>87463526
F

>>87463526
Can't help you with that mate.

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>>87463526
F

>>87459751
No you haven't, cunt

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>>87463214

>>87459751
probably because you're quip loving skinny fat redditor