Remember that time Happy Gilmore had a cuckold fantasy in the

>>87426289
his hand is almost touching pusy

>>87426289
Kek

>>87426314
She's dry as a bone, kid. If anything it would be like touching sandpaper

>>87426497
Nothing personal

Remember that time a magical negro showed up in the middle of the course and started singing We've Only Just Begun?

>>87426289
>She went from wearing white to black

Really rolls the old marbles.

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>>87426289
Don't forget financial domination of his mother too. Happy was really ahead of his time in terms of fetishes.

>Good guy is a jew
>Bad guy is a white

really slaps the hypothalamus

>>87426497
>implying women can resist Shooter McGavin

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>>87426289
jesus christ

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>>87426682
White people don't steal things.

>>87426786
Why did he tell them his measurements if there was already a jacket? Wouldn't it be custom made?

>>87426921
Maybe I'm overthinking a 90s Adam Sandler movie but I assume they have a jacket on hand to immediately give to the winner after the tournament as a prize/for photos, then later either a tailored jacket is made or the prize jacket is fitted.

>>87426289
I think he's got his thumb up that dog's ass....

>>87427054
You can't see his thumb it's hidden behind that dog's shirt.

>>87426289
>that's the milf from Modern Family

Personally she was way hotter in Haopy Gilmore but really I prefer Billy Madison in terms of comedy and waifus.

>Miss Lippy the hippy
>Booger Queen
>Sonya Blade

>>87426998
I thought it could be something like that too, but I'm not convinced any part of an Adam Sandler movie has THAT much thought put into it. I still thought That's My Boy was pretty entertaining for what it was

Shooter did nothing wrong.

>>87426289
>ywn give her your foot long cold cut combo

>>87427111
Kirkpatrick here, is going to punch you in the stomach

>>87426289
>ywn piss down her back

>wish christopher mcdonald did more than the perfect storm and boardwalk empire

>>87427378
He was in the first episode of Stargate Universe....

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>mfw
RIP the only Sandler I liked. Good thing I watched it like 10 years ago.

>>87427378
He was bigger during the 90's and early 00's. Personally he was better as a bit player and my favorite role outside of Gilmore was The Faculty.

I didn't know the name of that movie for years until I got the guide shit on cable and thought it was Cocaine Aliens or some dumb shit because I always watched it a little after the intro. I wonder if Slither was like a semisequel because the aliens were similar.

Well, moron, good for Happy Gilmoh my GOD

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>>87427378
Kent Mansley. I work for the government

>>87426314
based

>>87427521
Reign Over Me was just an excuse for him and Don Cheadle to play vidya games while being filmed but I loved it. Click gets memed on but it's pretty good in its own way and I think Reign Over Me could have been his last movie even though I liked Funny People.

>>87427378
Speaking of Boardwalk Empire
>finally caught up on House of Cards
>realized after he died that that fucking writer who was banging Claire was Mickey Fucking Doyle

>>87427692
Of all characters who lasted to the end his was the least likely

>>87427891
I genuinely thought he was going to get away with it. It wasn't even his love of backstabbing that did him in. Just his inability to shut the fuck up for two seconds.

>>87426289
>Shooter's big club

>>87427521
why does this make happy gilmore 'RIP' to you? You realize that it's not a fantasy, it's a corruption of his happy place? It's a nightmare. He's not jacking off to Shooter fucking his gf. He doesn't want that fantasy to take place. It means that Shooter got in his head, he's not in a good place.

You cuckold-obsessed redditors are fucking retards.

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>>87426571
Mrs Tremond?

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>>87428328
Holy shit it is. Happy Gilmore confirmed for lodge spirit.

>>87427378
>He doesn't watch monkey Ballers

It was up to debate at the time but I think it is clear that Happy Gilmore is the best out of his lovable loser 90s movies of Billy Madison, Happy, and Waterboy.

>>87428564
Billy is better for Bridgette Wilson, but Happy is overall funnier

Trying to reach the green from here shooter?

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>>87426314

>>87426543
yeah it represented "bad", are you retarded?

>>87426314
easy pusy poster

>>87427152
thats my boy was sandlers last funny-ish movie

>>87428564
Happy is easily the best. He's way too retarded in Madison and Waterboy. Happy is a real person you can relate to.

>>87428224
delete this

>>87428773
I don't really watch his stuff anymore because none have appealed to me in a very long time. I caught that one on tv during a night of heavy drinking and it surprised me. It wasn't good but I still had fun watching it.

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how do you go from this

>>87428798
wedding singer is underrated

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>>87428852
to THIS

>>87428853
I am who you replied to and I agree. It's equal up there with Happy for me. I just forgot about it.

>>87428852
girls with short slicked back hair is my fetish :3

>>87428852
why THE FUCK did that kind of underwear go out of style

>>87428882
she has old woman bloat around the middle, i dont think theres anything you can do about that

>>87428882
age 20 something years

>>87428904
Why are you telling us this you fag? Sick of this shit

>>87428936
you're meant to tell your girl to wear it, but it for her, or she randomly does it

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>>87426289
>tfw you jerked it to this movie as a kid

>>87428941
Have curves so the fat kinda makes curves and not a 40 year old mans abs? Shes basically straight up and down with a pretty face.

>>87428948
Get a fucking life and insignificant shit like that won't bother you

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>>87429079
>you're meant to tell your girl to wear it

don't have to tell me twice famalam

>>87427521
billy madison?
waterguy?

HAPPY THE GOLD JACKET'S YOURS, SHOOTER'S GONNA CHOKE

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I'll give reddit gold to the first person who can create a convoluted or straight forward conspiracy theory as to why Happy Gilmore predicted 911 and Donald Trump.

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

>>87429440

-I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfest
-You eat pieces of shit for breakfest?
-...n-no..

>>87429503

Well Bob Barker kicking the shit out of Happy might be a reference to old white men like Trump beating up on the younger generation.

911 though, I dont know, maybe when Happy knocks down the window AC unit and it falls like 4 stories and kills that mista mista lady.

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>come to bed, anon

Shooter, Happys sworn enemy, buys up the land of Happys ancestors and then pays a third party to act as a force against Happy. Eventually Happy is liberated when he "wins back" what he lost, which was rightfully his already, after paying the government a debt owed by his ancestors.

I know there's a political and historical metaphor in there somewhere about land rights and indigenous communities

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"Happy Gilmore" tells the story of a violent sociopath. Since it's about golf, that makes it a comedy. The movie, the latest in the dumber and dumbest sweepstakes, stars Adam Sandler as a kid who only wants to play hockey. He hits the puck so hard he kills his father, who is in the act of filming a home movie. (Actually, he kills his father's camera, but it's a small point.)

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Ultimate waifu.

Fun fact I was a stand-in for Christopher McDonald AMA

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>>87430204
where do I buy jars of cum?

>>87430227
do you want me to pull the plug when you have the next big heart attack grandpa

>>87430230
sauce!

>>87426289

I remember this and click being the only good Adam Sandler films

>>87430280
I'm not old they used me last minute because I was standing-in for another actor and the production was too cheap to get more stand-ins.

>>87428936
my wife owns stuff like this
the main issues are
A) the stockings have to go with the outfit she's wearing, and white stockings or black stockings don't go with most of a woman's wardrobe (like, you don't wear black stockings with a black skirt)
B) it takes awhile to put on, and women already take awhile to get ready
C) it's kind of annoying when you're actually trying to have sex, since the panties are under the garter straps, you have to undo those first before you pull the panties down

>>87430410
>untying
>not just tearing that shit apart and considering it a one use expense

lad...

>>87430447
You don't rip your wife's stuff up.
If you buy it for her, and she knows that might happen, that's fine
but if it's something SHE spent time shopping for, and you rip it apart, you better be prepared for sex to stop right there.

>>87430364
>Click
>good
It's one of the most fake and manipulative movies I've ever seen. Almost every Sandler movie has a forced emotional moment to make it seem like the movie has heart tacked on to the end but Click takes it to an extreme.

>>87430410
i only really meant the thong/panty because of how it perfectly fits to the form of the area

i just don't know what the actual name for that style is

>>87427572
hog hug...

>>87430708
That would be a sheer lace (fake lace?) string bikini/thong/tanga depending on the back. It's a French Cut or High Cut depending on who you ask. A french cut is supposed to sit at the natural waist height while a high cut perhaps sits a bit higher.
Actually, these two cuts have come back into fashion. I'm a bit confused as to what you mean by disappeared as it hasn't. Now sateen/satin panties have disappeared completely except for weird crossdressers and out of style women in Asia.

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>>87430410
>you don't wear black stockings with a black skirt
pleb

>>87430340

>Hey, kids it me

>>87430410
>C) it's kind of annoying when you're actually trying to have sex, since the panties are under the garter straps, you have to undo those first before you pull the panties down
Thats part of the fun of lingerie... And why they make crotchless panties.

>>87433163
best part of AHS

>>87426314
Based

>>87428648

That's two thus far, Shooter

>>87426497
I'm going to make it so dry for you

>>87430447
>tearing that shit apart
shit's expensive

>>87429711
Nah, I'm boozing. Might fuck you later. I'm locking the bedroom door aswell so you don't sneak out. Good night!

Anyone have webm of julie bowen getting her pussy eaten by a 15 yr old in Weeds?

>>87428852
looks like she's hiding a large cock

Wow, that's a tremendous looking trophy!

>>87426533
Carl weathers is the fucking shit, I love that song too

>>87426921
He was just talking shit, implying the tournament was already over and that they should deal with the formalities now

>>87426289
that was the opposite of his happy place you dense fuck. that was the opposite of fantasy. this was his nightmare.
o'doyle rules

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OOHHGRHGREGHRRRR

>>87426289
That's not really cuckholdry, though. Do you even know what cuckholdry is?

>>87428564
Word. I recently rewatched Billy Madison and it did not hold up. I'm positive The Waterboy would be the same.

>>87426289
Happy Gilmore and Airheads are the only good Adam Sandler Movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbDaOw-9gRY

>>87435311
>the sound of Shooter's horrific screams and bones breaking

I can still hear it

>>87434833
that's the opposite of what is good

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>>87433301
>crotchless panties.
ho god

>>87436871

oh fuck, wrong pic, how do i delete, its not letting me??

>>87427521
punch love drunk plz watch this

>>87437005
such a great film

>>87437005
Punch Drunk Love has amazing cinematography and Sandler's acting is top notch. theres just so many subtle touches to Barry.

>when he buttons his suit before cracking that dudes head open with a tire iron
>the phone still in his hand when he storms into the mattress store
>the ENTIRE pudding sub plot

>>87435120
Bump

>>87426314
>almost

classic hoverhand

>people think that was a cuck fantasy

Man, you people are stupid. McGavin, or whatever his name was, was ruining all of Happy's fantasies.

I can't tell if I'm being trolled or people on /tv/ are this stupid -- or maybe both.

>>87428882
Still would, and neither you nor any judge can stop me!!

>>87429439
>waterguy

>>87435859
>braaaaap

>>87438532
It's fundamentally cuckolding.

>>87435120
Bbbbbbbuuuuummmmpppp

>>87434833
>Iunderstoodthatreference.jpg

>>87430679
>t. Both my parents are still alive

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>>87426289
Gib modern famila milf tu me

She was still pretty hot in Boston Legal.

>>87440686
Weeds was prime

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>>87426314

>>87426497
t. virgin

>>87440193
dumb frogposter

Wasn't the point of this that his happy place was getting ruined? So more of a nightmare instead.

OP just projects his own cuck fantasy on everything.

>>87439947
No it isn't. Get out of your shit stained chair some time.

>>87441037
Reminder that a major part of a cuckold fantasy is not enjoying it.

Why is nobody talking about the fact that it was Sarah Palmer who doppelcoop spoke to on the phone in episode 2

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qr2kSTTGVc

>>87437005
that's not an Adam Sandler film

>>87426289
Is that a Jojo reference?

>>87430410
>it's kind of annoying when you're actually trying to have sex, since the panties are under the garter straps, you have to undo those first before you pull the panties down
I'd do them right back up on my girlfriend cause I think garter belts are hot as fuck.