Recommend me some movies/series. I'm looking for something

>>87405722
>dude I'm pretty and doing weird/quirky shit omg it's like FREE attention look at me, you cyka blyattz look at my silly face blyat

>>87405722
pls gib

>>87405898
imagine being this saty at the world

>>87405990
salty*

>>87405898
No fun allowed!

>>87405898
back to /r/incels

>>87405722
Warning Sign.

enjoy.

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>>87405898
>getting mad at qts

Stop being such a salty virgin.

>>87406226
what did she mean by this?

>>87405990
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>>87406226
11 posts, 8 IPs

really makes you think

>>87405898

if you've seen the sound version she's dancing to the Dr. Dick song, unless that's just an edit

>>87406331
t. incel

>>87406226
v nice brapper, i approve

>>87405898

roastie spotted

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>>87406296

Man, you guys are even more autistic when it comes to women than /b/.

Give me some fun stuff to watch. Like Regenesis. I liked that.

>>87405722
I liked Contagion with Matt Damon. That's a pretty realistic outbreak movie.

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>>87405722
i want her to use my body as a dancing mat but i know that will never ever happen either with her or any other girl even a fatty

>>87406296
>sorry anon these cookies aren't for you, they're for Tyrone Anton! And neither are these cheeks!

>>87406509
>even a fatty

Have you been to /soc/? There's a FUCKTON of cock-starved fatties around.

Just don't act like a complete spaghetti-spilling retard and you'll easily get one to slobber all over your knob.

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>>87406598
t. chad

even absolute whales that can't move without mechanical assitance afflicted by Shingles that have 8 children ages 0-6 are holding out for Chad or at least a wealthy beta provider that will pay for all her expenses and take care of her children while she prowls for Chad cock

>>87406429
>shoulders wider than hips

i bet shes delusional enough to think shes pretty and not just guys being nice

>>87406773

You don't have to be a Chad to bone forever alone virgins from /soc/. It definitely helps if you go to the gym and aren't a fat sack of shit tho.

>>87406429
how do i trick a girl like this to be my gf?

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>>87405722
>is an attention whore
>can't dance
>skinny as a twig
>probably no ass
>mediocre tits
>is probably dumb as a piece of shit
>ugly teeth
>terrible haircut
>looks less than average even in a skirt and black panty hose

2/10 would not bang

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>>87406429
Stupid bitch, I'll shoot her first. I'll grab the gun the moment I see it and take it from her and smash her fucking skull.

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>>87405722
>>87405898
>>87406226
>>87406429
God, I FUCKING HATE WOMEN, FUCKING ROASTIESS

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>>87407362
She looks 12

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>>87407362
>you'll never fuck her

>>87407362
Is this real or some weirdo's pedo fantasy?

>>87407150
this doesn't work because boogie actually has a qt gf

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>>87405898
wow rude
>>87407502
no
its some child model

>>87407362
>19
>YES i am 18
what did nolan mean by this

>>87405722
w-where to get gf like this?

>>87407507
She's almost as fat as him.

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>>87407362

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>>87407362
is it statuory rape when she's phisically still a child? unironically really makes you think

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>>87407539
This is cringeworthy, I bet this bitch has BPD or something

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>>87405722
Damn she's cute and funny.

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Stop sperging over cute girls and give me shit to watch, you faggots.

>>87407549
maybe she wrote the bio a year ago?

>>87407574
as long as she's mentally above 18 years old and is over 18 years of age it is legal
trust me

>>87407574
It's all legal friend. Good luck finding your own personal pocket qt wife.

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>>87407539
>>87405722
>white """people"""

>there's that qt as fuck redhead from class who talks to
i'm making progress tho my dudes, before college I couldn't even talk to females now I can at least be friendzoned.
And now I now she is away out of my league so i'm not a beta orbirter who keeps nagging her and buying her things
feels good to be somewhat normal

>>87407672
Kys

>>87407599
fug, my bpd ex looked like a gangly mess of limbs every time she "danced." it was honestly disgusting and she looked like a little kit with autism, that might've been her body type though, but still.

>>87407672
How is she out of your league, I hate guys that say gay shit like this, girls are boring as fuck quit overrating them.

>>87407610
>girls

>>87407653
>tfw ze talks to me on snap

>>87407736
she is 4 years older than me, taller than me, she knows how to drive I don't, and i'm unemplye atm

all of that and i'm a ugly hobbit loking manlet

C A L V I N

>>87407768
Lies!!

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>>87406882
>forever alone virgin women (over 18)

yeah okay sure i'll be sure to get with one of those and pick her up on my unicorn that we ride to my house on Jupiter and drink from the Fountain of Youth then make sweet passionate love while listening to Elvis' 2014 album "i can never die"

>>87407539
+9 for the look
- 6 for the dance
+1 for the try out
4/10

>>87406429
0.5/10
>>87405722
1.5/10

>>87407672
>and buying her things
you absolute fucking idiot

>>87407599
>BPD
Brapping Pituitary Disorder?

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>>87407875
beta orbiters do that I don't
learn to read you fuck

>>87407802
>she is 4 years older than me, taller than me

both of these u can't change, the age part really doesn't matter. the height might be but might not be for her

>she knows how to drive I don't, and i'm unemployed atm

these 2 you can definitely change

i just think u sell yourself short (no pun intended) and have no confidence / low self esteem

>>87407362
I would openly make out and touch her butt all the time in public

>>87407824
Any apps for Android that can take screenshots with it detecting/showing? Casper isn't working for me

>>87407936
and you'd be absolutely right
worms are higher up in the ground than my self esteem

>>87407362
SUPERLIKE

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>>87407362
why doesn't she have any furniture in her apartment?

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>I defend a random roastie's honor online.

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>>87408067

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>>87407955

jesus anon that'd be really lewd

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>>87408067
probably because it's an ampartment rented by some pedo-ring to do illegal shit.

>>87408179
or an FBI honeypot

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>>87405722

If you're in the mood for something a little older, I highly recommend The Andromeda Strain

>>87408262
fuck off, we're discussing preteen models

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>>87407362
SWEET JESUS! WE NEED TO GIVE MORE GIRLS CANCER

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>>87407993
Nah idk man, I was just playing. I believe you. What do you speak about? Any nudes by chance?

Watch The Expanse.
Two seasons of kino

>>87406429
>being attracted to this
>being gay
>choosing two
choose all three

>>87407653
wtf im gay now

>>87407362
wtf im pedo now

>>87408619
>>87408844
wtf same

>>87407768
whats its snap

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>>87407362
>it's honeypot epsiode

>>87405722

Hot girls that act goofy is a big red flag.

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>>87409201

>>87409401
seems legit

>>87409201
there are degenerates right now who would lie to themselves and claim they dont find the middle one more attractive than the hags either side

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>go to GoT thread to discuss GoT
>brapfags and footfags
>make a thread about what to watch
>pedofags

I thought /v/ was the most autistic board.

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>>87410075
>going for the kid
>not going for the milf

>>87410096
>most autistic board.

hahaha how fucking new are you?

>>87405898
its not her fault shes good looking and has confidence you virgin fk

>>87410096
>cat person
confirmed bitch

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>>87410145
>how fucking new are you?

I joined 2 days ago. I had a surgery and can't do much right now so I'm here looking for shit to watch.

>>87410238
BEK are too creepy for me

>>87410096
Any more lewd JellybeanASMR?

>>87410267

Can't post the others because blue board.

>>87410209
mad that she's got more pussy than you?

>>87410313
nigga you for real? Where can I find them? I did not know this was a thing

>>87410314
pussy is for queers you gayboy

>>87410333

pusy is for patricians

>>87407362
this can't be real

>>87410367
no, its for gayboy virgins like you. women will only fuck you over

>>87405722
where do I get a qt silly slavic brunette Cara-level goofy gf?

rec threads shouldn't be allowed to exist. Especially ones with faggots that post retarded webms that have nothing to do with anything.

>>87410096
god jellybeanose has such a great fucking body

>>87407841
I enjoyed reading your post. Thanks, Anon.

>>87405898

Shhh. Just enjoy the bouncing boobs, and the anticipation
of her inevitably pushing her luck and striking the sharp
edge of a desk with her hand or shin..

>>87410412

how fucking new are you?

>>87407653
That's a dude?

>>87406429

WHAT A FUCKING WHORE!!!

...pls giv whore.

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>>87405722
The Strain.
Amazing vampire series.
Main guy works for the CDC as vampirism is a virus.

>>87411263
That's what boys look like in Europe.

>>87411263
Yes, a Norwegian trap qt

>>87407610

There aren't many hardcore "infection" movies that don't eventuate in zombies.

Splinter (2008)
Alien fungus. Pretty decent.

The Andromeda Strain (1971)
Very slow. By the guy who directed Star Trek the Motion
Picture. But goes into deep detail about everything.

Outbreak (1985)
Ebola Monkey drama.

Everything else worth a damn already listed.

Bodyhorror might give you a few more options, like:

The Fly (1985) and much of David Cronenberg's older
catalogue.

There was a UK drama recently called Fortitude, more of a murder mystery
but has a super weird contagion storyline too, based on the unearthing
from deep frost of a mammoth in an arctic township.

Read the book The Hot Zone for the cornerstone work on the whole pandemic genre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hot_Zone

>>87411216
>reddit spacing and cant argue
>claims others are new
I bet you use /pol/

>>87405722
Check out The Expanse

>>87405722
I read somewhere that she is an orphan. Pity

>>87412390
>doesnt know what reddit spacing means
>doesnt know what pusy means

yeah, you arent even summer new you are past couple days/weeks new

>>87412866
>reddit spacing and cant argue
>calls others new
hi drumpflard

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What's /tv/s opinion of this?

>>87407665
>slavs
>white

>>87412962

There were 2 white groups. Slavs and Germans. Slavs were the larger white population and now they're the only white population with Germanic countries opening their borders to mudslimes and breeding with them.

>>87405722
Fortitude, on Amazon.

You're welcome.

>>87407955
this for real

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Why does a 18 year old woman trigger the mods?

Is it just because she has a condition?

>>87410313
>blue board
dude just spoiler that shit up

>>87409401
kek

>>87409290
I too stick only to hot pro dancers.

>>87405898
cringe desu

>>87413832
is this real?

>>87405722
>that titty bounce at the end

Das it mang

>>87405898
Agree with you lad, bitch is cringy as fuck

>look at me silly boys ;)
>girls can be funny too, just watch.