Why didn't Ash just buy Misty a new bike with the money

because then she'd stop following him around and hooking up with him.

Those jeans...

why don't you go back to /a/

Misty was an unreasonable psycho bitch. It wasn't Ash's fault her shitty bicycle broke. He owed her nothing.

>>87397888
bikes in the pokemon world cost millions of dollars.

>>87397888
Why didnt misty just sell her body to buy a new bike? Thats like one day of work maximum

>>87397888
she didn't want it

she wanted to stick around but ash is a fucking incel beta

>>87398047
>steals her bike and damages it beyond repair
>not his fault
Yes Misty was fucking nuts, but come one man.

>>87397888
How come trainers never got hit by the opponent's attack? They always manage to wreck the Pokémon yet their trainers stand a couple of feet behind them

>>87397888
How many times did they fuck? How many times did ash get his tiny preteen dick wet? Probably like 8 or 9 times.

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Why didn't Ash just tell Brock to do all the fighting for him with his big rock snake that could crush anything?

>>87397888
Wah! She's so cute!

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>>87398452
Brock was too busy inventing and cooking. I mean, we all remember his frying pan that also doubled as a drying pan right?

>>87398565
he also invented a new type of jelly doughnut that had rice in it.

>>87398307
How is ash incel when he willingly cockblocks himself?

>>87398801
Easy. That retard doesn't know what incel means.

Why did Ash lose every League and win in the irrelevant one

>>87398827
>>87398801
shut the fuck up. dont reply to me ever again

>>87398913
lul nigga u mad as fuck

>>87398867
He always happened to win by accident. So much for being the self-proclaimed best Pokémon trainer of them all. Not to mention Ash had a shit personality as he didn't care about anything or anyone but the fame that came along with becoming the best trainer.

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>>87397888

>Pokémon
>just buy a bike

Nigga r u srs?

>>87398099
lmao this

A bicycle is 1,000,000 deniros and ash's coin purse can only hold 999,999, so it's literally impossible for him to buy one

>>87398982

What about Bulbasaur. He cared about him.

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BURASTO BAAAAN

>>87398985
>>87398990
>You can easily buy quantum storage devices that brainwash giant monsters and weigh almost nothing
>A bike is like a gorillion dollars
How? Is it because of the free health care?

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>>87399057
https://youtu.be/L5ELRCKNiRM?t=168

>>87399098

The Silph Co. have a manufacturing monopoly and have forced everyone to use their ferry and bullet train system, while price controlling automobiles and bicycles.

Same goes for denim capris vs regular cotton pants

>>87397888
Bikes cost like a million dollars in the Pokeworld.

>>87398990
He could've just used his Pokémon to steal a bike from a store. Team Rocket never did any jail time for their crimes either

>>87399189
those are probably yen

>>87399290
Still like 8,000 dollars for a bike. Pretty much rip-off for a bike. Even though Ash could easily afford that.

why didn't ash just get the bike voucher from the pokemon fan club leader in triport city?

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How did we go from this....

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...to this?

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>>87399650
...to this

>>87398047
He literally stole it and left her abandoned in the middle of nowhere.
Ash is a dick.

>>87399715

If you didn't jerk it to Misty and Starmie hentai, you aren't a Millennial

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>>87399863
misty was the siren that led me down the wretched path to this place all those years ago

>>87399863
B-but Starmie doesn't have any tentacles...

>>87398452
because his onix literally had less attack than ash's butterfree

It's really too bad they let the pokemon series go to shit with both the games and show by just letting it completely stagnate. Their idea of keeping things fresh and expanding their lore was to add 500 new creatures for the kids to buy toys of.

>>87397888
Bikes cost millions in the Pokémon universe. More than you will ever earn. You can only get them through coupons or not at all.

>>87398099
this

>>87399953

Suction cups, fäm

Thousands of tiny suction cups

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>>87399715
to this?

>>87400279
>>87400289

Pls stop

>>87400279
vorefags really are the worst

i cant believe grown men watch this garbage

>>87400279
Doesn't suit her personality. People who don't take care of themselves usually are lazy and have an awful personality.

>>87400279
W-What's happening to pikachu? How is she gonna give it back?

>>87398452
>big rock snake that could crush anything?
You could beat brock with a magicarp, using only "splash" anon.

>>87400279
what the fuck is the appeal of vore

>>87400279
BLORT

>>87399193
>Team Rocket never did any jail time for their crimes either
Team Rocket was sponsored by the actual in-universe illuminati though.

>>87400355
Go back to watching Game of Thrones, pleb

>>87400355

Woops, you posted in the wrong thread, friend.

Here's the thread you meant to post this in: >>87397414

>>87397888
Best best girl.
Fight me.

>>87400279
Why is ash blushing about this?

>>87398982
There were a few seasons where Ash actually got pretty good at strategy, particularly Diamond/Pearl/Platinum and X/Y/Z

>>87400279
This is bullshit. Pikachu could simply use Thunderbolt or Thundershock which would be incredibly powerful from within. This would either incapacitate Misty or force her to regurgitate the wily electric mouse Pokemon. Not to mention he could easily have used Quick Attack and his superior speed to avoid being captured or at the VERY least he could have escaped during the swallowing process. Terrible picture, honestly, not canon whatsoever.

I still love Misty

>>87400655
her sexy widdle tummy juices nullify his electric bolts
that hurt to type out

>>87397888
Spoted the virgin, if he buys her the bike she'll leave, if he doesn't Misty has a reason to stay with Ash indifinitely

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>>87400355
wassamatter anon? too much to handle?

Why wild not evolved shitty pokemons can defeat a level ∞ Pikachu?

can you imagine how much nig pandering there would be if pokemon was made by americans

does misty cum to anal? asking for a friend.

>>87400577
it's a metaphor for fatherhood.

>>87400577
What was the picture?

>>87399138
Ash vs Paul/Electivire vs Infernape was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrrXfq7pvfM

>>87399946

Why would a ten year old dress in such a fashion.

>>87400709
That would've made sense if Ash actually tried getting together with Misty. But he was too preoccupied with winning tournaments. He never even attempted something with Misty.

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>>87400677
The waifu to end all waifus

>>87400901
>he didn't watch the deleted scenes

>>87400042
>>87400387

Yeah but he weighs like a million tons

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>>87400901

He watched Brock get rejected all the time and started to become self-conscious. He was MGTOW.

>>87400890
Because she's the trainer of the water pokemon gym. She spends all day in the pool.

>>87401151
Why didn't Brock ever succeed with a girl? Misty also kept cockblocking Brock and Ash whenever they met a girl for no reason.

>>87401312
>for no reason.
Bitches always get territorial with other women anon.

>>87401312

Misty was pretty high maintenance.

>>87400835

A gigantic and intoxicated Misty had swallowed Ash's Pikachu as ransom until Ash repaid her for her bike.

>>87400890

(^;

>>87401612
all redheads are, but that's what makes them great.