>Good morning class, welcome to film class. We'll begin

>>87372934
>"Jodorosky's The Holy Mountain. You can give me an A+ already, NBD" *grabs fedora* *throws a smoke bomb* *leaves the classroom*

Favorites!? Do you take for a child!?
I came here because i thought i could learn something, but i ak clearly way past your teachings, Professor-sensei.
I'll go now and seek a new master.

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>be me
>exchange student for the year in the US
>first day of film class
>about 100 people or so
>everyone tips the professor on the way out
>get dirty looks because I didn't bring money to tip

do Americans really do this? or was it a joke on me for being foreign?

POOTIE TANG

>........Drive........
>and Jurassic Park and (500) Days of Summer

Cinematon

children of men
no country for old men
aladdin

>>87372934
The Dark Knight
Captain America Winter Soldier
Logan

>>87373523
Fucking rude. You better at least tip your microwave.

>>87372934
terminator 2
signs
beetle juice

>>87372934
Fight Club
Dark Knight
and Idiocracy

>>87372934
>UHHHHH
>AMERICAN HISTORY X
>ROMPER STOMPER
>GREATEST STORY NEVER TOLD

I don't watch films, I watch Kino.

Fifth Element
Brazil
A Field in England

>>87373794
>Are you attracted to men, Anon?

>>87372934
Fellowship of the ring
Sicario
Pulp Fiction

Terminator 2
Heat
Ivanovo detstvo

Oops, wrong class. I thought this was advanced data structures with c++

I don't watch movies, I'd rather do something productive with my time

*stand up and leave*

The Shining, same thing I always say

Favourite film? Taxi Driver. *Teacher moves towards the next student but I stop him with my raised finger* But movie? Ophüls. Flick? River of Fundament. Kino? Peleshian. *Teacher bows humbly and gestures towards the podium where I take my place and teach the class*

#Trump2020

Godfather I
Godfather II
Pawn Sacrifice.
Rounders.
Reservoir Dogs.

Four films, but meh.

>>87373523
Couldn't even cough out a 5?

>>87372934
Harry Potter
The Hunger Games
Any disney princess movie!

Backdoor Sluts 9
Anal Queens 3
Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Peen

>>87374325
kek

Blade Runner
Nightcrawler
Shaun of the Dead

>>87374444
>>87374268
>>87374111
Fun fact: I try my very hardest to not associate with these classmates for the rest of the year.

>>87374488
Stupid hipster

>would all white students please leave their desks and stand at the back of the class for the duration of the period?

>>87372934
Transformers 3

>that kid who enjoys the films of Wes Anderson

Any of the fast and furious films because they are all gems

>>87373523

where are you an exchange student from? Israel?

>>87374629
I'd have to agree with this guy

>>87374707
Germany

>>87374432
they are getting paid to teach no?

>>87374739
No

>>87372934
sin city
old boy
not entirely sure what else to add

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Braveheart
Return of the King
Sing

>>87372934
The Dark Knight Rises
Calvary
Shanghai Knights

>>87374760
then maybe they are in the wrong profession if they have to teach for free. not my job to fund them

for me? It's pulp fiction

>>87372934
i don't have a favorite film

>>87374615
>that kid who says nolan and drops out after two weeks

>>87374137
>T1
>Miami Vice
>Zerkalo

this is how you become a patrician, anon

>>87374739
You could at least learn the culture of our country before coming here.

>>87372934
Shawshank Redemption
Big Trouble in Little China
The Thing

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>>87374844
>Terminator 1 was one of Tarkovsky's favourite films

Is he just testing us? How could he be so pleb?

>Le chevalier noir se lève
>les Vengeurs
>Regarder un homme araignée

>>87374949
Patrician as fuck

can someone explain the idea of a favorite movie?

I've never actually heard someone say or ask this because I don't think such a concept exists. A favorite movie is even more useless than a favorite color. Which is already a childish concept.

You can choose to draw in a favorite color or wear a favorite color. What the hell can you do with a favorite movie besides watch it? Even then? You watching that shit every day? What significance does declaring it as "Your favorite" matter?

>>87372934
Sneed's Feed and Seed
Sneed 2: Even Sneedier
Sneed 3D

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>>87372934

Yojimbo
Lawrence of Arabia
Ivan's Childhood

rate, comment and subscribe

Stalker
Au Hasard Balthazar
Godfather or Lolita.

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>>87374105

>>87375113
>Ivan's Childhood
Why? It's Tarkovsky's worst (not saying it's bad).

evil dead 2, excalibur, o brother where art thou

>>87373798
>liberal professor: W...W....wait. "The Dark Knight" is a white male? That's racist!

All of these are /tv/ must-watch

JOINTS
1. Inside Man (Lee, 2006)
2. Tpaнcфopмepы 3: Tёмнaя cтopoнa Лyны (Bay, 2011)
3. Zaat (Barton, 1971)
4. Los Cuatro Fantásticos (Trank, 2015)
5. Casablanca (Curtiz, 1942)

FLICKS
1. The Shining (Kubrick, 1980)
2. Pulp Fiction (Tarantino, 1994)
3. Mauvais Garçons (Bay, 1995)
4. بادکنک سفيد (Panahi, 1995)
5. [달은 해가 꾼는 꿈] 예고편 (Park, 1992)

MOVIES
1. The Godfather, Part III (F. Coppala, 1990)
2. 一代宗師 / 一代宗师 (Kar-Wai, 2013)
3. Á bout de souffle (Godard, 1960)
4. American Graffiti (Lucas, 1973)
5. In the Name of the King (Boll, 2007)

FILMS
1. 建国大业 (Huang & Han, 2009)
2. Apocalypse Now (F. Coppala, 1979)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191612$€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2017)

CINÉMA
1. Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo (Leone, 1966)
2. Bee Movie (Smith & Hickner, 2007)
3. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
4. तीन बेवकूफ (Hirani, 2009)
5. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)

KINO
1. Mondo Acquatico (Costner & Reynolds, 1995)
2. Herz aus Glas (Herzog, 1976)
3. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 2001: A Space Odyssey (Kubrick, 1968)

ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
1. Interstellar (Nolan, 2014)
2. L'Ascension du Cheveliar Noir (Nolan, 2012)
3. Drive (Refn, 2011)
4. Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм (Vertov, 1929)
5. 01010101 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101000 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (Luis Buñel, 1929)

Freddy vs Jason
Jurassic Park 1
A Christmas Story

>>87375113
>>87375118
try hard much? go be a pseud somewhere else

Shawshank Redemption
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Hacksaw Ridge

>>87375243
>Freddy vs Jason
that black girl with the smart mouth gets me rock hard every time
its a shame she dies tho

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>>87374969
he was testing us and you failed

>>87375204
> IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191612$€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2017)

could somebody please explain this

>>87372934
New Jack City

>>87375149

>It's Tarkovsky's worst

It's not though, that would be Solaris.

>>87375312
Adam Sandler posted a youtube video under that name. has since been deleted.

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Moonrise Kingdom
The CIA, Bane scene from TDKR

>>87375266

>Yojimbo
>Lawrence of Arabia
>Ivan's Childhood

>tryhard

It's not try hard though, those are the three films I enjoyed the most and have rewatched the most.

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>>87375391

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>>87372934
Phantom of the Opera (1925)
Stand By Me
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

>>87374969
Wrong, he liked The Terminator but it wasn't one of his favorite films.

>>87372934
Star Wars the Force Awakens TM
Star Wars Rouge One a Star Wars Story TM
Star Wars Han Solo solo film a Star Wars Story TM

>>87372934
>lecture class
>asking the class to participate
Spotted the non-college fag

Lamb, Lolita and Léon the professional.

>>87375486

Ingmar Bergman and Sergei Parajanov loved it. JP Sarte called it the most beautiful film he had ever seen.

>>87375299
This needs to be updated now the Whedon is a DCuck.

>>87372934

the greatest story never told ep 1
the greatest story never told ep 2
the greatest story never told ep 3

MallRats
Breakfast Club
Lost Boys

Rate N Hate

Rate N Hate

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>>87375558
>The girl in front of you turns around
>the whole class looks at you

Problem Child 1 and 3

>>87375691

Fuck, I take that back. Stand by me knocks mallrats off that list. My bad yo.

>>87375693
Little Caprice would be that girl who in the 90's early 2000's bullied boys because they liked Star Wars then when it became a popular thing in 2015 she bought into the hype and is now a HUUUGE STAR WARS FAN ROFL XD

>>87372934
Guardians of the galaxy
ant man
thor: the dark world

>>87372934
"Good morning class, welcome to film class. We'll begin by going around the class.."

never try writing dialogue anon

>>87375391
The Mirror is his worst. He should've just written a book instead of wasting money on making it.

I get what he was trying to do but his life and his fathers poetry aren't that interesting to begin with. The only saving grace of that movie is that cutie actress.

I've only watched it once though, as a ykung buck who cares about nothing. Maybe when I'm a bit more mature I'll rewatch it

Star Wars Episode 1
Star Wars Episode 2
Star Wars Episode 3

>>87375993
I would recommend rewatching it, it's amazing.

>>87376072
What's amazing about it? Apart from the obvious cinematography and those shots of the wind blowing and what not.

I know it's one of those films that is described like "it's not about story, it's about emotion". I'm apparently emotioneless because I always hated those kinds of movies.

>>87376236
what did you like about Stalker? that's another movie that carries a lot of emotional weight if you understand the embitterment and resignation of the guide.

boogie nights
fargo
goodfellas

fight me

Evil Dead 2
Ghostbusters
The Terminator

>>87376281
people tend to shun retards, anon, not fight them

>>87376324
post yours bitch

>>87376365
so I can have some sperg try to "fight me"?

hard pass

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>>87375993
>The Mirror is his worst
>his life and his fathers poetry aren't that interesting
>reddit spacing

>>87376281
>picking the worst and most mainstream films from those directors

>>87376274
Haven't watched it yet. It's been on my watch list for a few months. Kind of hoping that the local cinetheque® is gonna have a Tarkovsky week so that I can catch it on the big screen

>>87375691
>>87375731
You just went from a patrician to a pleb.

>>87376413
>mentioning reddit in 2017 even though both sites have mass crossover
put the cheeto fingers away gramps

>>87376392
puss

>>87376502
>even though both sites have mass crossover
that is the reason to mention it you fucking faggot

>>87375059
just all take a moment to appreciate a post made by someone with actual autism. not a joke, not a troll, a real autistic person confused by normal human behavior. beautiful

>>87372934
teacher why the hell did you have to say "class" three times on that introduction, are you nervous?
*whole class laughs*

>>87376533
you're a loser lol
>>87376526
I have to admit, you showed real balls by posting your list. it's admirable to be so comfortable with your condition, even among anonymous strangers you'll likely never interact with again. 10/10 courage my guy.

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>>87376594

>>87376594
you're literally scared to post movies you like lmao

>>87375204
>mauvais garçons
instantly becomes art with French title and dub

>>87376413

This is probably the same guy who thought Lawrence of Arabia was fucking tryhard lmao

The Searchers
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
City Lights

>>87376630
yeah i'm quivering as i type this
>>87376628
i wonder if you see the irony in this pic, my sweet anon

>>87376587
>are you counting words in your head mr. anon? please, everyone, don't forget that student services provides mental health outreach as well. autism is nothing to be ashamed of
>now, turning back to the topic at hand...

>>87376697
i bet you are you insecure fag lol

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>>87374076
>A field in England

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Whenever people ask me about my favorite movies I always tell them Who Framed Roger Rabbit, I honestly believe it's a masterpiece.

And I ALWAYS GET WEIRD LOOKS

Scary Movie 1
Scary Movie 2
Eurotrip

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
The Pest
The Cat in the Hat (2003)

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>>87373523
Since when do people tip in college?
>I looked it up and it happens
This is one of the dumbest things of I've heard today. Not your comment, but that people actually do this.

>>87376766
literally Q U I V E R I N G

i might have to expose your atrocious behavior on the huffington post. then we'll see who cries next!!

>>87376413
It's incomprehensible and means nothing. Classical example of can-do-no-wrong attitude towards acclaimed directors. He writes and directs something that clearly only has meaning to him alone and arranges it into a nice package and voila it's a masterpiece. Just as the movie gets good (like the b&w scene in the fsctory where that cunty woman insults the waifu lead actress) he cuts to some other crap. And the confusing casting choice where the same actress plays both his mother and his girlfriend.

>>87376310
Ghostbusters 2
Meals on Wheels
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

>>87376281
>>87376365
1. Մեր դարը (Peleshian, 1983)
2. Obrazy Starého Sveta (Hanák, 1972)
3. Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (Schrader, 1985)
4. American Dreams (Lost And Found) (Benning, 1984)
5. گاو (Mehrjui, 1969)
I wouldn't expect you to know any of them, but I guess we can't expect any more from the average philistine, heh.

Problem Child 2
Guyver 2: Dark Hero
Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge

>>87376825
you're outting yourself a dweeb now

Terminator 3
Terminator Salvation
Terminator Genysis

>>87372934
-Watch Out, We're Mad
-Robot Monster
- Guinea Pig, Flower of Flesh and Blood

>>87376774
>Who Framed Roger Rabbit
i know the guy who animated that film personally. he's known as one of the best animators ever, 3 oscars.

he made a film called 'The Thief and the Cobbler'. should have been his masterpiece, he spent years making it and invested millions. the studio fucked him over and the end result was a piece of shit second rate flick. what a tragedy.

>>87374444
shame you had to waste quads on this thread

>>87376935
go back to playing touchbutt with that dork in the park

>>87376905
never heard of meals on wheels.

1) Leprechaun in the Hood
2) The Dark Knight Rises
3) Seven Samurai

Dune
Dredd
Highlander

>>87376997
ok i will then

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>picking any answer but the most safe and bland choices possible

You can smell the posters ITT who have no friends.

>>87377075
>he doesn't know the reference
you're not just a dweeb or a dork. you're a loooooooooosah

>>87372934
What's the YouTube video they're watching?

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Dr Zhivago
Brief Encounter
The Bridge on the River Kwai

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>>87376902
>incomprehensible
>means nothing
ok. you are fucking dumb. not because you didn't like the movie, but because you're so emotionally insecure about your intelligence that you have to assume that if you got nothing from the movie then nobody did. you're assuming a level of insight and intelligence of yourself as being higher than almost everybody for you to make the claim that nobody could "comprehend" something that you did not. if you were not retarded you'd just say that you didn't get it and you're glad that there's experimental films that people genuinely enjoy but they're not your cup of tea. instead you had to be a faggot
>confusing casting choice where the same actress plays both his mother and his girlfriend.
I have nothing more to say. you are a fucking imbecile

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Fight Club
Boon Dock Saints
House of 1000 Corpses

>>87377098
i had to google it but nate diaz is an overrated gatekeeper

>>87376923
He that knows kino among you, let him first cast a stone at her

>>87377139
A LEAN NIGHT

>>87375470
You pretend to like it to impress people.

>>87377037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jQzE2c8Kwk

Some of the greatest fight choreography in movie history. Sammo Hung is fun as hell. Story is stupid as fuck but you can't help but go "holy fuck" even after seeing it 50 times, like I have

>>87373329
Actually saw it casually and really like it

>>87375829
who hurt you?

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>>87372934
the giver

>>87377301

No, those are my legit favourites. When I want to impress people I say my favourites are:

Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors
Au Hasard Balthazar
Harakiri

>>87374111
>Pulp Fiction
pleb as they come. apparently this shit film was the top rated movie in my film class by students over the past ten years since my teacher began tracking the results. the fuck is wrong with people?

Dune
True Romance
Tommy Boy

Blade Runner
Jacob's Ladder
Requiem for a Dream
Primer
Caché
Raw

Jeremiah Johnson
Pumping Iron
Die Hard

>>87377320
that was a great scene.

>>87377542
Ya ever think it might be you, ya contrarian piece of shit?

>>87374325
this

>>87377542
What's the problem with pulp fiction? It has an amazing flow, at least

>>87377538
Wow, you're so cool and enlightened.

>>87377182
Wow you really got worked up there. Obviously I can only talk for myself. I didn't mean to imply that no one can get something out of it. In fact, and I know this looks like a cop out, I first wrote "means nothing to me" but deleted "to me" because it seemed redundant. And I stand behind my opinion that it's very egotistical for a director to make a movie like Zerkalo. It's pure ego to think his fucking fathers average Russian lifestory is worth my 2.5 hours. I appreciate what he was going for, structuring it like memories, because it's true that he brain doesn't work linearly but I really think it doesn't work. And the fucking blatant foreground Andrei Rublev poster only confirms what I've been saying.

And don't fucking even deny that the casting choise was confusing, at least at the beginning. I don't know if it was a budget constraint or like an Oedipus thing

>>87372934
Paul Blart Mall Cop
white chicks
batman v superman

>>87377823

Thanks

>>87377764
It does, and I love Pulp Fiction but I've noticed that at some point I've outgrown Tarantino in general. It all feels so... meta. I legitimately think he's gotten bigger than his movies. Because as you watch his films you never really get pulled in, you're always so accutely aware that you're watching a Tarantino film.

I would really love for him to try to direct someone elses screenplay, I think that might help

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>>87372934
>From what genre? What about year? From what writer? Can I include short films?
The mere fact that the teacher didn't specify any of this indicates that this class is pour le débutants et le apprentis..

>>87376554
>Women will stay with abusive men and even say things like "he beats me because he loves me"
>"Yep makes total sense that's just human"
confuz meenz auty lolzzzz

>>87377483
I just loathe women and conformity
>inb4 giga-hipster

>>87372934
Wild Strawberries
Hot Fuzz
High and Low

>>87378379

One of these things is not like the others

Jurassic Park: The Lost World

2001
Synecdoche New York
Jurassic Park

Not too pretentious, not too pleb. I think I could proudly say this out loud.

Super troopers
Anchorman
Harold and kumar go to white castle

>>87378379
Wild strawberries is for hipsters trying to look smart. good other picks tho

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>>87372934
Blue Velvet
Spring Breakers
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

>actually went to film school
>didn't watch anything older than 1960
>neither did anyone else

Blue is the Warmest Colour
Eyes Wide Shut
Lolita

Am... am I weird?

Doctor Strange
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1 & 2

rate me

>>87378637
solid films 8/10

Le Grand Bleu (1988)
Jeux d'enfants (2003)
Vidocq (2001)

I'm not even french kek

>>87375204
Pleb. This is the true list:

CINÉMA:
1: 夢 (1990, Kurosawa)
2: This Night (1965, Fassbinder)
3: La morte d'Isotta (1968, Schröter)
4: Reassemblage (1982, Minh Hà)
5: Кpaдeцът нa пpacкoви (1964, Radev)
6: โรงแรมนรก (1957, Pestonji)
7: قمران وزيتونة (2001, Abdelhamid)
8: 九月 (1984, Zhuangzhuang)
9: Ocъдeни Дyши (1975, Radev)
10: Lost River (2014, Gosling)

FILMS:
1. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4. Love Streams (1984, Cassavetes)
5. 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, Yang)
6. Duelle (1976, Rivette)
7. Alice in den Städten (1974, Wenders)
8. Le Rayon Vert (1986, Rohmer)
9. Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10. Mauvais Sang (1986, Carax)

MOVIES:
1. Barry Lyndon(1975, Kubrick)
2. 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
3. Blue (1993, Jarman)
4. Fanny och Alexander (1982, Bergman)
5. The Long Day Closes (1992, Davies)
6. 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
7. Le Révélateur (2002, Philippe Garrel)
8. Providence (1977, Resnais)
9. แสงศตวรรษ (2006, Weerasethakul)
10. Punishment Park (1971, Watkins)

OVERALL:
Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)
牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, 楊)
চারুলতা (1964, রায়)
Ordet (1955, Dreyer)
Les Moissons du Ciell (1978, Malick)
Oктябpь «Дecять днeй, кoтopыe пoтpяcли миp (1927, Эйзeнштeйн)
红高粱 (1987, 张艺谋)
Fear and Desire (1953, Kubrick)
Зepкaлo (1975, Tapкóвcкий)
01010101 01101110 00100000 0100001101101000 01101001 01100101 0110111000100000 01000001 01101110 0110010001100001 01101100 01101111 01110101(1928, Luis Buñuel)
浪華悲歌 (1936, 溝口)
Le Révélateur (2002, Philippe Garrel)

ĶÏŅO:
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016, Snyder)

Robocop
Pulp Fiction
Predator

>>87374595
Period? This isn’t high school, kid.

Isn’t this an 18+ board?

>>87378117
>It all feels so... meta
>you're always so accutely aware that you're watching a Tarantino film

You're an idiot

>>87378769
i know you're memeing but a lot of these films are truly fantastic. they're difficult to recommend because i know first hand i would've just found them boring and off putting for most of my life, but a couple years back i started to appreciate true cinema like the films you've listed. i'm not saying this is the reason why, but it wasn't until shortly after I tried DMT for the first time that i was able to truly
appreciate a lot of these films. who knows?

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>>87378769
>no Welt am Draht (1973, Fassbinder)
>no Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari (1921, Wiene)
>no En kvinnas ansikte (1938, Molander)
>no Los amantes del círculo polar (1998, Médem)
>no Spring Breakers (2012, Korine)
Absolute shit tier list

Wavelength
Zorn's Lemma
Meshes of the Afternoon
*dabs*

>>87374387
>Four films
>lists five

>>87372934
I'll bite.

1. Dirty Harry
2. Die Hard
3. Gran Torino

>>87372934
>paying to watch youtube vids

>>87376825
adding spacing between letters in a word is normalfag and reddit-tier now sweeite, looks like you should go back

>>87372934
Cool Hand Luke
Sunset Boulevard
Gummo

>>87379256
nah i'll stay here and ruin your sekret club and spike your autism

>>87379352
Fuck this is hard i'm already thinking of other things i could have listed. Lists like this are fake and gay.

literally not single decent list that demonstrates even a mild sophisticated taste in cinema has been posted in this thread. this is a dedicated film board? it's fucking laughable.

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>>87378340

>>87372934
>''How'd I end up here, I meant to go to the films, not film class.''

I didn't go to film school. I go to films.

>tfw taking a class on film this semester cause I needed some random elective
I hope I didn't fuck up.

Darkman
Beetlejuice
Hudson Hawk

am i a pleb or patrician?

Umm...uh...
The Nightmare Before Christmas
End of Evangelion
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
A-am I patrician?

>>87379592
fucking lel

>>87379848
you're... hmm... what are you

>>87372934

>prof dressed like slob with nipples protruding
>youtube on the projector

what a joke

>>87372934
G-Saviour

>>87375171
HAHAHAHAHHA LOL!

>>87377139
I came here to make sure this was posted. well done sir!

Apollo 13
Zodiac
Blue Velvet

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>>87378340
>I just loathe women and conformity
this fucking post lmao

>>87378769
Okay seriously, what's the difference between these categories? I think they are all synonyms.

>>87372934
Usual Suspects
Old Boy
No Country For Old Men

>>87374999
You like Un Homme qui dort?

>>87376923
> philistine
im not the guy you are arguing with, but you should find a longer or at least different word.
that is the word all the "intellectuals" use after they try to show off

>>87380388
thanks anon
sauce? for research?

fight club, pulp fiction, citizen kane

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>>87372934
Drive

American Psycho

The Matrix

fast and the furious
never back down
blade

>>87378590
BRO these are the best comedies BRO
let's get high and marathon these BRO
the only thing that could makes these movies better is a fat blunt and a laugh track like in Big Bang Theory BRO

>>87377524
based

Movies

Scent of a Woman
Catch me if you can
Bronx Tale

Flicks

Heat
Training Day
Layercake

>>87372934
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Spiderman 3

>>87381139

Timeless Classics

Shaw Shank
The Sting
Cool Hand Luke

i didnt go to film school, i went to films

>>87372934
1. L'affiche originale est un fagot. (2017)
2. Ils ne pensent pas que ce soit (1955)

And of course:
3. Er ist ein großer Kerl für dich (2012)

ABSOLUTE KINO

>>87380756
I'll definitely keep that in mind, Mr. Cipher.

Warrior
Tron Legacy
Big Lebowski

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>>87374251
kudos to you, my good sir!

transformers 1
captain america: civil war
the human condition

>>87372934
Airplane
Pulp fiction
Clueless

>>87374325
thank you, i'm glad someone said it

>>87376923
>posts Hanák's absolute most shit-tier film
k, try harder

>>87383068
get outta here, plebby

>>87372934
City of God
Le Petit Soldat
Solaris

3 ninjas
3 ninjas kick back
Come and see

Sonatine
A New Hope
Chunking Express
Import Export is a runner up

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>>87372934
A few dollars more, er.. good fellas and probably
The Big Lebowski

do not bully

>>87383553
whats the other 3 ninja's movie or where there only 2?

>>87372934
Back to the future 1, back to the future 2, back to the future 3. Hmmmmm NEXT QUESTION!

>audience laughs

>>87372934
I don't really watch movies I'm taking this class to learn about them

Scarface
Starship Troopers
Galaxy Quest

>>87374969
Tarkovsky watched T1?!
bloody hell I thought he died under nazi bombs in the 1800s

>>87378117
>you're always so accutely aware that you're watching a Tarantino film.
Since when is having a style a bad thing? This sounds like you just ripped a criticism right out of your ass. Just say that you don't like his directing.

>>87372934
Conan The Barbarian
Julie Taymor's Titus
The Thing (original)

Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day

Harry potter
Frozen
Star wars but only the last two movies that came out

>>87372934
Inception
Saving Private Ryan
The Departed

>>87372934
Star Wars
Kingdom of Heaven
Princess Mononoke

>>87374076
>Brazil
>my nigga

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>>87372934
Tron Legacy
Robot Jox
Le Samourai

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>>87383906
Not bad

>>87385262
I don't think he's saying that he hates breathing, just the fact that he's made aware that he is now breathing manually. like you are right now.

Fantastic Mr. Fox
Evil Dead 2
Yojimbo


I can't just pick 3... can I have 10 more professor?

>>87383952
Surf Ninjas
>Brotha's don't surf

>>87372934
>We'll "begin" a class by wasting everyone's time listening to everyone else list 3 movies? Are you sure you're in the right room, the film CLUB is two doors down.

The Social Network
Heat
Terminator 2

>>87372934
demolition man
zombeaver
citizen kane

>>87378117
it's almost like a director is fulfilling his own vision of a movie. wow, what are the odds..

>>87379848
you're trash

>>87372934
Stalker
Gummo
Fellini Satyricon

>>87378117
>you're always so accutely aware that you're watching a Tarantino film.

I know exactly what you're saying. Tarantino pulls the same shit every single movie. It's not new or innovative when you've seen it for the 10th time.

>>87380664
My nigga

>>87372934
Honest answer: Alien, Bladerunner, The Duelists

Answer for film class cred: American Gangster, Matchstick Men, Legend

>>87375204
I hope this is a pasta

>>87372934
Phantom of the Paradise
Drunken Master (original not the sequel because I'm not a fucking pleb)
The Red Spectacles

Memories of murder
Land of mine
3:10 to yuma
Hunt for the wilderpeople

>>87372934
*inhales deeply*

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>87372934
>One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
>Taxi Driver
>Throttle my Daughter

Gay niggers from outer space

Mulholland Drive
Brazil
Leon: The Professional

*tricks fedora*
This is a serious answer though I should probably be ashamed.

Titanic
Hot Fuzz
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

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>>87372934
Escape from New York
Phantom of the Paradise
The Shining

>>87372934
I say nothing, because I didn't hear the question. Rather, I'm at the cinema, watching films.

>>87372934
>over 200 responses to one of the oldest memes on /tv/
Nice newfag trap, op. Holy shit do we have a lot of newfags.

>>87387454
Never be ashamed of your tastes, /tv/ tries to make everyone feel bad about everything.

Besides, Mulholland Drive is the BBC's #1 film of the 21st century.

>>87372934
Network
Underground (Kusturica)
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

>>87372934
My name is not Anon. It's Chiron.

>>87372934
Rear Window
The Thin Red Line
Tropic Thunder
R8?

> There Will Be Blood
> Holy Mountain
> Salo or Drive

>>87372934
the films of David Lynch
BLACKED: I Love Anal and BBC
L'homme d'acier

Clueless, American Psycho, Marley & Me

>>87377139

runners up:

Date Movie
The Legend of Bagger Vance

Escape from new york

blue velvet

300

Alien
Mad Max 2
Sing Street

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
Nebraska
The Life Aquatic of Steve Zissou

>>87373523
>has enough of mommy and daddys monies to study abroad
>can't cough up a measly 10 dollar bill for his professor
eat a dick you entitled twat

>>87372934
Metropolis (1927), Mothra vs Godzilla (1964), The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974).

>>87373523
Just wait until you get to the penis inspection

Once Upon a Time in the West
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Elephant Man

Seventh Seal
Southland Tales
The Wind Rises

>>87375059
Don't take the word literally you autismo.

It means more like 3 movies that left the biggest impression on you.
Obv you have to justify your "favorite" movie if you accept the professors framework since no movie is without flaws.

>>87372934
Pineapple express
Kellys heroes
Tremors

>>87372934
K-ON! The Movie
Tamako Love Story
The Holy Mountain

I would probably choose something from these so that I would come out as genuine(not pretentious) as possible.

Face of another
Tree of life
Chunking Express
Harakiri
Lady Snowblood
Separation
Sweet Smell of Success
Chinatown
Rope
Thief

Probably Sweet Smell of Success, Face of Another and Thief for a genre variety,
>>87377538
But Harakiri is really good and not that obscure, it's not like people would be impressed by your fine taste for saying that.

>>87373523
is this a joke?

>>87373523
there is absolutely no way that this happens in real life

>>87372934
The Thing
Rear Window
Crash
so what do you say, teacher?

>>87391812
>The Thing
which one?
>Rear Window
which one?
>Crash
really nigga

>>87391975
>not saying "Which one?" to Crash
YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>87391998
i didn't say it to Crash because it wouldn't matter, all movies called Crash suck donkey balls

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>>87391672
YesNo

>>87372934
Twilight
50 shades
Hunger games

>>87391975
The Thing, by Carpenter of course
Rear Window....jesus christ, really? By Hitchcock
Crash...yes, really. It was that or eXistenZ. I had to fit some Cronenberg in my top 3. Could have been Naked Lunch as well.

>>87373523
>go to a different country to study
>decide to study films

kys

>>87372934
My teacher only asked for my favorite, which is Old Boy (KR).
He then recommended that I watch the other movies in the trilogy, which I did. Old Boy still the best.

>>87392172
Agreed.

>>87372934
Avengers Assemble
Spiderman Homecoming
Iron Man 2

El Topo
Pather Panchal
Madea's Family Reunion

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>>87372934
girls und panzer
upotte!!
kemono friends

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>>87373523
>be me
>exchange student for film studies in the US
>we have a mandatory field trip to a local kinoma, have to pay $40 bucks for tickets and crablegs to the professor
>professor tells us to get a pardna'
>left alone cause I'm new and foreigner
>sniper at watchtower aims at me and shouts that no singles allowed
>no refund
>failed the term for not watching Spiderman and his Superfriends 5
>family stops talking to me for bringing dishonor

>>87392397
>Avengers Assemble
kek not even the real name

>>87372934
Zerkalo, Mulholland Drive and OP's tranny homevideo where he puts a dragondildo up his ass..

12 Angry Men
Robocop
Speed Racer

>>87373523
>this isnt a joke

My fucking god you guys are fucked in the head

>>87374387
>film student cant count to 5
accurate

>>87374325
God tier pasta

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>>87372934


>The Raid
>Godfather 1 and 2
>Grave of the fireflies

Robocop
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

>>87375108
Elite tier taste desu

I'm split between Goodfellas and Frank

>>87372934
A Room with a View
Garden State
Heat

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>>87374325
*blocks you as you walk down the stairs*

Pretty good, but you didn't say what is your favorite kinematografia.

>>87375171
epic burn bro!! them dumb liberals aha