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>>87365691
>Kind
Dumbass.

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>>87365691
>Kind

>>87365691
>Northern education

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>>87365691
True Wardens of the North

You fucking retard.

Delete this shit right now and start over. You fucked it up you piece of garbage. Die.

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the queef of the south edition

>>87365691
Why didn't Ned just have Robert legitamize Jon? What the fuck would Catelyn even do? It's not like womens rights or divorcing such an important man was even a thing back then

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dany

>>87365847
t. Mean in the North

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agghhh...

>>87365691
>the plane scene was built on a lie
>bane didn't kidnap Dr. Pavel or rape him
>he loved him
>and he loved Bane
>and Littlefinger his real name
>his name is CIA, you have to protect him, promise me

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THIS IS NOW /JONERYS/ GENERAL

BOW YOU SHITS

>>87365691
https://youtu.be/J18BUtJbzuc
The true Kind in the North

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>"One does not simply walk into Mordor"

What did Ned mean by this?

>>87365910
That would make Jon his heir, he probably didn't want that

>>87366113
It means they should have used the eagles, much in the same way they should also just use Bran to fight all their battles. They have magic right there and simply ignore it.

>>87366113
it was nothing personnel

>>87365910
Maybe because Ned knew about Jon's real heritage and didn't want him to be legitimized as a Stark

>>87366343
>ayyy lmao bobby, guess who survived???

if ned wanted to protect jon the best way was to legitimize him as stark

if jon would eventually found out about his heritage the stark name wouldnt mean anything bcs
>dragons

>>87365691
>northerners in charge of spelling

Go pray to your trees faggot

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>>87366102
Well, to his son. The Rhllor follower one. Most of them survived since Blackwater battle never happened.

I felt sorry for Jorah and gave him a happy ending. He's Lord of Sweetport Isle which he can LARP it as being Bear Island. Gave him a qt Tyrell wife too.

He probably has no fingers on one of his hands because of the whole slavery thing though

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Where the hell is ghost?

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>yfw Meryn fucking Trant survived it all

>>87366405
There was no need to legitimize him. Jon isn't a bastard and Ned knew that

Just marathoned up to the scene where the guy finds dismembered bodies in the snow.
When does this show pick up?

Why is season 7 being shit on so hard? It has its flaws, sure, but it's by no means the worst the show has ever been (seasons 2 and 5)

it's almost like half the critics just want to be hipsters and hate on the most popular show in the world, while others just now realized they're watching an epic fantasy and feel like they were tricked into watching gay nerd shit so they complain about dragon battles.

>>87365691
that sword doesnt look sharp at all

>>87366647
He got cucked by the budget

>>87366405
No, if he were legitimized he'd be a Stark, end of story. Plus the real reason Ned didn't want to legitimize him, all Cat aside, was that it would potentially cause a disruption in the line of succession since there was some ambiguity about whether or not Jon or Robb came first. Even if there weren't ambiguity, it would still disrupt the line of succession because Robb might be displaced, but Bran and Rickon (and to a lesser degree, Sansa and Arya) absolutely would be displaced.

Also the best way to keep Jon safe is to keep him out of everyone's sight. Everyone knew about him due to Ned's fame and prestige, but everyone was willing to just ignore him if he was a bastard. Trying to legitimize him would just bring attention to him, especially since there was no benefit to legitimizing him since Ned already had plenty of heirs. Roose only had Ramsay legitimized because there were no Bolton heirs. That's why Ned chose the safest path of just leaving Jon to the NW, where he would be completely untouchable and also not seen as a threat by anyone in the event that anyone found out the truth (Aemon was safe at the wall even though he was a Targ too).

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>>87365691

>his king doesn't skinchange into a mute slave woman so that he can get buttraped by his own brother

pathetic

>>87366739
It's because it went from backstage politics, plotting and scheming into generic good vs bad conflict

>>87366405
If Ned wanted to protect him, the smartest thing to do would've been to keep him away from Targ shit in general. The Night's Watch was perfect. He'd live out his day with his uncle in service to the realm. The other option was Kingsguard, but it'd mean being too close to Robert. Ned in no way wanted a Targaryen restoration even if his autistic son Bran wants otherwise.

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>>87366074

Endgame, boys!

>>87366589
Nice how the hell did you get him?
Now I want to play and give happy endings
How did the war go

>>87366786
Yeah, but the entire point of the series from the beginning is that the petty squabbles of Lords doesn't mean shit when the fate of the world is at stake, yeah?

If the series was entirely about politics and the white walkers came out of nowhere near the end, yeah, those complaints might be valid, but the Walkers were ALWAYS built to be the main threat.

>>87365691
How powerful is Patchface?
What's his endgame?

>>87366905
A vessel of the drowned god
He wants everyone to float

>>87365691
reminder jon and young griff are twins
jaime and cersei are bastards
daenerys is a blackfyre
varys and serra are brightflame descendants
long claw is actually blackfyre
ashara is septa lemore
joanna is alive

>>87366028
Of courshe

>>87366874

The White walkers are still a bit shit and generic compared to the politics between the houses which is interesting

>>87366928
Then who was euron

>>87366742
Canonically though... is he at Winterfell or did Jon leave him at Castle Black? Will we see him again in season 8?

>>87366874
nobody knows because the series isn't finished and GRRM hasn't elaborated on which plot is more important

>>87367002
A crow's eye

>>87367002
He is vessel for many gods
All of them being death
He also wants to be a god

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>>87366855
He just appeared in my court while I was fighting wildlings alongside Robb. Gave him command of the left flank of the army defending against the wildlings immediately. May have had something to do with Dany going for Volantis rather than Meereen. Like two Dothraki are in my court too.

War was weird, Robb went for King's Landing on day 1, won, didn't give the throne to anyone and even Balon invaded to claim it. King's Landing turned into a ruin after a few months and everyone became independent. I bullied the Tyrells and Stone Dornish but then married Marge to Stannis and cured Mace's son from being a cripple to get them on-side.

>>87366985
Yeah, I was hoping the Night King would have some kind of development as a villain - but at this point, with only six episodes left, that's pretty much an impossibility

I'm not pretending there isn't honest criticism to be made but god damn it frustrates me that people get so fucking autistic about travel times not being made explicitly clear between scene transitions.

>>87367002
phone

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>"Lord Tully abandoned Riverrun without a fight, fleeing with all his strength to join the host gathering at Raventree Hall under Lady Agnes Blackwood and her sons. But when Lady Agnes advanced upon the ironborn, her belligerent neighbor Lord Lothar Bracken fell upon her rear with all his strength and put her men to flight. Lady Agnes herself and two of her sons were captured and delivered to King Harwyn, who forced the mother to watch as he strangled her boys with his bare hands. Yet Lady Agnes did not weep if the tales are true. “I have other sons,” she told the King of the Iron Isles. “Raventree shall endure long after you and yours are cast down and destroyed. Your line shall end in blood and fire.”

>>87366839
She will die in childbirth next season. Jon will become King.

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>>87366905
>How powerful is Patchface
Very.

>>87366934
If you're going to post all the stupidest theories you should also include:
Varys is a Merman
Bolt-on
Starks are werewolves
Starks=Snarks
Tyrion is a Targ
Plus all the general theories trying to claim that everyone is a secret Targ

>>87367040
Holy shit thats hilarious good on Robb just breaking the seven kingdoms
Best way to secure independence
Does a war with new Valyria seem likely?

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Queen of blood and semen

>>87367040
Link to mod download?

>>87366928
Why is the drowned god interested in a autistic lackwit fool? Patchface doesn't even believe in the Drowned god neither is he a Ironborn.

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Glad you could make it, Ned

>>87367143
Patchface drowned and was revived, he came back a bit retarded but all of his songs have prophetic visions in them

Melisandre is scared shitless of him and she doesn't scare easily, there's something dark about him, he's more than just a bit creepy

>>87367143
patchface drowned and was brought back to life

>>87367196
>tfw no qt retarded bf to sing me retarded prophetic songs

>>87367050
They'll probably do an episode on finding out just what the hell the NK is, with 30+30 min of qyburn Sam citadel master stuff and suicide squad interrogations, only for Bran to autistically give them the answer in a five minute flashback at the end.

>>87365691

What did he do wrong again?

>>87367143
>Drowned God not taking advantage of retards
Every priest is a fucking retard in an entire race of retards
Drowned God likes idiots

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You're a big Lord Stark

>>87367265
Chose to follow his cock instead of his head

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>>87367081
>tfw too dumb to play this game

>>87367234
Did he fug shireen?

>>87367291
>Drowned God likes idiots
Explains why the ironborn love him

>>87367089
but is the dornish master plan still in play?

>>87367210
Yeah but why was he brought back to life? Why was the drowned god interested in him? Is Patchface supposed to be the chosen one, even if he isn't a Ironborn or a believer of the sea religion?

Fucking hell, Patchface is creepy, Stannis/Melisandre should burn Patchface alive.

>>87367313
4U

>>87367313
>tatoos
dropped

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>>87367123
If Dany goes for dragon conquest or Dorne wants the Stone Dornish back yeah. I'm focusing on centralizing the kingdom for now and building shit up. I'll need a lot of fucking militia and barracks buildings to resist Dany's dragons. Shame there's no way to build Scorpions.

Lannister and Stark rivalry is still on. Tyrion paid his debts and avenged Cersei and Jaime by sending the Mountain against Robb's forces. Not only is Robb dead and Winterfell ran by crippled autistic Bran but Edmure Tully died before he could produce a heir so the Tullys are extinct aside from Cat and Lysa.

Funny thing about Tyrion's heirs. He has two sons, one a sickly dwarf and one a genius who isn't a dwarf. Then two daughters, one ugly and the other attractive. Tyrion named the genius non-dwarf son Tywin.

>>87367135
https://citadel.prophpbb.com/topic13635.html?sid=42edca93363beefcebd310914781601a

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>>87367313
A Very Big Lord, your Grace

>>87365910
>Promise me youll keep him safe.
>Promise me Ned!
>sends him to The Wall

Ned had no fookin honour

>>87367321
Just do what the characters would do. It's the easiest paradox game because there's so little abstraction and the majority of the gameplay is rpg style emergent storytelling.

>>87367346
In the books Stannis loves Shireen too much to do that

>>87367407
Cheers senpai

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>>87367415

>>87367326
had a threesome with Davos too

>>87367339
Ellaria is right where she planed to be: the red keeps dungeons

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She looks like shit.

>>87367407
what game is this senpai

>>87367339
Yes, but it will likely fail. The show found it easy to drop Dorne which means that what they would have done ultimately wouldn't have influenced much.

>>87367417
It was safe, Ned had no way of knowing the WW were coming. He had no reason to believe some random retard.

>>87366839
that's pretty good art

>>87366028
kek

>>87367415
The face of a man trying his hardest to keep it down

>>87367513
Halo 6

>>87367513
Crusader Kings 2

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>87367468
This man is my fucking role model

>>87367407

>tfw my CKII GoT stopped saving after 150 years of glorious Baratheon rule

Targs did this.

>>87367407
That sounds kinda like the outline GRRM originally wanted to go with
Is there a way to beat dragons? I just remember them just zapping morale
I as the tyrells plotted to kill Maegor and invited his dumb brother to live with me and imprisoned him
Maegor dies right as I declare and independence war and with the king in prison win the war
Then he goes reconquest on my ass and basically killed every man in the reach
I dont remember how that war ended because i started cheating

>>87367513
Settlers 6

>>87367516
Not the guy u rplied to. But it wasnt a random retard. He was a highborn

>>87366647
With Salladhor Saan.

>>87367513
Mount and blade II: Bannerlord

>>87365691
>season starts with jaime arriving just in time
>jon snow nods #hashtagteamsnow
>later on in the season cersei dies during childbirth
>poetic justice, burlington bar's clapping can be heard for miles
>khaleesi tells jamie to get his new army
>the mountain stands in his way
>"but how can he win? his arm!"
>jamie ftw
>30 minute burial ceremony with qyburn running the show now
>lol jk jamie executes qyburn
>final battle that lasts two episodes
>brann is about to die
>jaime heroically saves brann
>gets mortally wounded in the process
>"idiot! I'M the one who saves YOU!",
>*jaime hands bronn the keys to his new castle*
>with his last breathe, "a lannister always pays his debts"
>jaime dies a redeemed goodguy
>next episode
>jon snow is once again outnumbered
>the viewer just knows he'll survive
>HE DOESN'T!
>khaleesi arrives on her dragon just as jon snow is gasping for air
>"jon... she was wrong!"
>jon dies
>"the witch, jon, she was wrong.."
>in her fit of rage khaleesi hops on her dragon and kills everyone
>a 2 minute long pan of the battlefield aftermath
>"10 years later"
>khaleesi doing the dishes
>"ayye meho no running in the house"
>boy has curly black hair
>CREDITS
>suddenly bronn on horseback
>he's walking to his new castle
>gang of bandits surround him
>with a smirk on his face, "oh you cunts picked the wrong guy to fuck with today"
>SCENE GOES BLACK

tell me i'm wrong

Direwolves>wyverns

>>87367632
No, the highborn guy got killed by the WW. The guy Ned killed was a nobody.

>>87367443
Based Papa Stannis

>>87367331
Except Euron Greyjoy, he hates the drowned god and so do I.

>>87367291
Fucking right! Ironbabies are dumd as fuck and inferior as shit.

Inferior pleb ranking list.

1. Dothrakis (wild savage sand niggers)
2. Wildlings (wild savage snow wiggers)
3. Ironborns (retarded wannabe vikings plebs)

>>87367672
>fucking roaches wont release bannerlord

>>87367143
>Drowned God
>Other God
Pick both

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>>87367672
>ACOK is shit
>AWOIAF is a different flavour of shit
>Bannerlord never

Thanks for ruining my mood, cunt

>>87365691

YOU'VE RUINED YOUR SWORD

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>>87367603
>>87367612
You can slay dragons if you have really good martial. Stannis has a good combination of dragonslaying abilities. He's Chosen by Rhllor and has Lightbringer, both those increase the chances to survive and even kill a dragon. In my game he's also resurrected which is an even bigger boost.

Also

>unpause
>instant rebel doomstack RIGHT AT MY FUCKING CAPITAL

SAVE ME MACE AAGGHHH

>>87367672
Fuck's sake, I can't wait for that. The GOT mod for that is going to be literally perfect. The Warband one is made by some autist and the game hasn't aged very well itself.

>>87367707
I dont know I might rank wildlings higher but ironborn definitely bottom tier
The whole iron price thing is the most retarded shit I can imagine. Not only is stealing shit okay its a religious virtue.
Wildlings have some decent arguments about freedom and being human still. Also their marriage customs are funny and how little they care about kids amuses me

>>87367770
>The GOT mod for that is going to be literally perfect.

100% sure both the ACOK and AWOIAF mod creators started their patreons to beg for donations to make the mods.

AWOIAF is winning.

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>>87367742
Thinking between choosing the Many Faced God or R'hllor the Lord of Light.

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MY LITTLE AUNT CANT BE THIS CUTE

>>87367321
you are not

Won't the Temple of Black and White kill Arya for being a renegade assassin? For walking out on their God?

>>87367770
I dont see the rebels ever going away unless you bribe all of your vassals into your religion
Good luck please kill Dany with a hammer

>>87367813
Eh dear anon, number one on the inferior pleb list is not a compliment. The Dothrakis are number one cause they are the biggest shit race of all of them.

Dothrakis are the worst!

>>87367888
Not even the FM can get through her plot armor.

There are some theories floating around that they are actually using her for something, but I doubt it will come to anything in the show. Possibly in the books, but that means we'll never see it.

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So was she carrying that flag with her that whole time? Like in her backpack?

If she had it made there then was she carrying the specs? Flags need to be done properly, this is a 1:1 of the Targ sigil. And that's a lot of cloth, would probably take like three weeks to make

And how is it better than any of the banners displayed in westeros? They always look kinda sloppy, as if they're in medieval times. Even the rich houses like the Lannisters never had anything like this

And what's it for? Does anyone there know who the Targs are? And it's not like Westeros can see it. Is this just a powerplay?

And what's holding it up? Is it just caught in the arms of the figurine? This piece of cloth that would've cost a fuck-ton? What if it blows away?

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>>87367888
doesn't exist anymore

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>>87367881
>* baka

>>87365846
Roose was great, Ramsay was shit

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>>87367321
>tfw my shitty laptop can't run the game

>>87367835
why choose any when you can choose the god of rape jaqen h'ghar

>>87367972
Do you want to turn this into a lovely evening?

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>Storm's End Siege MK2
>Wars to Come starts playing

One good thing about the Reach is you can just muster their entire doomstack from like a single lordship. Mace is pretty annoying with his constant claims on my lordships though.

>>87367896
A lot converted, it really helps if you burn the Sept or Godswood in your capital and put in a High Priest. It pisses people off shortterm but its very good longterm. Thoros of Myr is my High Priest. Main important ones that converted are the Tyrells (except Loras) who help me with allowing me to just summon up this giant troop contingent whenever needed.

>>87367888
>Temple of Black and White
House of Black and White.

Yes but Jaqen is probably using Arya for collecting souls and faces in Westeros. The Many Faced God has plans for Arya or after she is done, Jaqen will kill her at the last episode of season 8.

Anyway, D&D nailed it!

>Good guy team in winterfell.
>Looks out over the army of the undead.
>Night king land with dragon and dismounts.
>"I'm going to ask them what they want." Jon says.
>Approaches the night king.
>The night king suddenly takes out his weapon and starts fighting with Jon.
> Chops Jon's head of.
> Jon takes his head up and run back to Winterfell.
> "It seems a got a little ahead of myself".

>>87367696
>SCENE GOES BLACKED.COM
FTFY

>>87367835
>choosing the Many Faced God or R'hllor the Lord of Light.
>implying they're not one and the same

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>>87367321
I know those feels, anon

>>87368006
what part of many-faced god do people not understand?

Podrick has been pulling the strings this whole time.

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>>87367932
Jaqen H'ghar will kill Arya Stark at the end of season 8, whispering ''Valar Morghullis'in Arya's ear when slashing her throat. Last episode of season 8 will reveal that Jaqen was The Many Faced God all along.

>>87367696
you aren't wrong at all

tell me about brienne and tormund

>>87368236
I really hope so, anon.

>>87368038
Nice I remember in the regular game when I ruled Europe switching to a heresy because fuck the pope and converting everyone over the course of my reign
Too bad the Pope is built into the game and never goes
I dont remember how many I murdered
Mace's now uncrippled son will be easier to deal with

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>>87367881
>yy-you can mine the dragonglass, it's not like i want it anyways
>it's n-n-not like I WANT you to bend the knee, baka
>i-it's not like i want you to stay

>>87368236
Arya and Dany dying would be extremely satisfying to watch

>>87367703
>Jon-san ! okaeri
>tadaima

>>87367696
>jaime dies a redeemed goodguy
This show is such shit. Why is 'joining Dany' a necessity for a redemption arc?
Why can't Jaime become a good person by himself through his own actions, rather than just dropping him on 'Team Goodguys' to show the audience he's good now.

>>87368276
Which part do you hope, senpai.

>>87366839
>>87366074

reminder that shipping is for roastie garbage

>>87368363
I didn't even know what shipping was before I came to /got/

t. slav

>>87368340
Ummm, sexist much manbaby?

SHE is the one true qween, I know you drumpfelteenies are mad that he's about to get impeached but women ARE the future. Get fucking used to it or just kill yourself.

>>87367941
>Does anyone there know who the Targs are?
Yep, You know, the valyrian family who ruled the near continent and had dragons.

>>87366405
Ned didn't have Robert name him a Stark because he wan't a bastard in the first place, so he COULD NOT legitimize him, it would be impossible.

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>>87368392
that's because tumblr has invaded /got/

>>87368308
Dany Stormtard Targshit will be either killed by Jorah (Azor Jorah) Daario the Maario, Euron and his pet Kraken or by Jaqen H'ghar himself (being paid in advance by Viserys should Dany win the Iron Throne afterall)

>>87368453
>Targaryens ruled Valyria
Showfag please, Targaryens were almost irrelevant among the dragonlords. The families that actually ruled Valyria had hundreds of dragons, not just three

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>>87368292
People keep revolting vs Rhllor Mace and I keep defending him. Meanwhile Davos is improving relations with the guy rebelling to soothe him. Not a bad team up. Kind of disappointed they don't refuse to end their wars, because revoking and putting Rhllor people in helps with speeding up conversion. I can do this in the Stormlands proper but Mace still locally runs the Reach.

Meanwhile Tyrion pushed the Northern forces out of his kingdom. Rock have 11k levies and North/Riverlands 12k. Robb and then Bran really shouldn't have wasted so much of their men vs the Mountain.

>>87368412
Jon has a better claim than Daenerys. He just doesn't know. Yet, at least.

>>87368236
seems legit

>>87368494
I shabbosh, but the thing is I simply couldn't understand shipping for a long while

Like, hoping to see two fictional characters be together? That sounds fucking stupid, even for teenage girls

>>87368516
Didn't said that. I said targs came from Valyria, and then ruled another continent, which is Westeros.

>>87368218
many faced rapist

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>>87368483
>>87368483
>>87368483
LANCEL

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>>87368665
More Lancel, your grace?

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What the fuck's going down with the Forresters? Ludd and the Whitehills are doing fine so maybe in this universe Robb got influenced more by Karstark and Bolton advice.

>>87368518
>Starks waste valuable time and resources on the Mountain
Well they never change.
The POV chapters of your story would be great

>>87368516

Even the rulers of Quarth have heard of the Targs.

>jon & dany sieges king's landing
>they're close to winning
>cersei turns mad queen and says qyburn to burn the whole city
>jaime first kills qyburn and then cersei
>being both valonqar and azor ahai, he fills 2 prophecies at once
>they fight against the dead
>other dragon & most of the minor cast dies
>living wins but dany dies after childbirth
>jon separates the kingdoms and rules the north, leaving king's landing to tyrion until his & dany's son comes to age

This is the best ending

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I'm going to watch episode 1 season 1 of GoT soon, what should I expect?

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>>87368699
WINE ME MY STRETCH FETCHER

>>87368781
Disappointment

>>87368781
it's good, really good.First season of GoT is one of the best TV has ever seen

>>87367696
Jaime honorfags will never acknowledge that Jaime and Cersei are dependent on and sexually obsessed with each other

Feels terrible

>>87368749
Yeah, maybe because they ruled westeros for 3 centuries

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>>87366839
based

>>87368781
Important question:
What are you gonna eat and drink while watching GoT?

>>87368781
lord of the rings if it was written by a autistic, virgin, overweight cave dweller

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>>87368810
Y-your grace?

Arya the shapeshifting goblin

>>87367417
safest place in the world, robert won't touch him there

>>87368841
im going to snuggle up in my bed with blankets and drink some black tea while watching on laptop

>>87368829
It is downplayed in the show, in their defense. Both of them were whitewashed quite a bit.

>>87368887
>safest place in the world

yes definitely safer than winterfell where he's son of the lord of winterfell

>>87368892
Sounds really comfy.

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>>87368892

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Opinions on this scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMkZGRNDHC0

Azor Petyr

>>87368898
Agreed, but the Jaime "dropping" Cersei meme is still such normie bullshit.

>>87368989
but he dropped cersei in the book

>>87368921
yes, Ned would think it was. are you daft?

>>87367417
The Wall was kinda safe. Ned didn't believe in WW.
Also death by wildlings wasn't common before Mance gathering all them together.

>>87369010
Not in the sense that he got over her, no.

>>87368921
>he's son of the lord of winterfell
That's what he is at the Wall too, where being from the nobility (even as a bastard) has benefits. And he is definitely safer at the Wall than he would be anywhere else, assuming Robert was the main thing Ned was worried about.

>>87369022
>lyanna i will send your cocky lord son amongst rapers, thieves and murderers, i'm sure he'll be safe there oh and we just heard rumours about white walkers

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>>87368871
CAREFUL BOY, CAREFUL

>>87369072
He likely isn't over her in the show either, he left her but he also knows she is pregnant and show Jaime does give a shit about his kids. Plus they relationship was far more affirmed in the show than in the books. I think he's still in love with her and they will have some sort of reunion or touching moment before one or both are killed because that is how the show works.

>>87369076
Also uncle Benjen was at the Wall too. Too bad he got lost just after Jon joined the Night's Watch.

>>87368829
Cersei must have a magical cunt

i mean seriously, everyone who fucks her gets hooked like a bad drug

Ned sent Jon to the wall solely because of Caitlyn, Ned is a beta bitchboi of Cat.

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>>87367881
>>87367703

More animu GOT pls

>>87369179
>sent
Nigga it was Jons idea

>>87369179
Ned didn't send Jon to the Wall. Ned let Jon go to the Wall. Jon asked for it in the first place.

>>87368921
At least he wasn't afraid of being killed by Bobby B in Castle Black. That was all Ned cared about.

>>87369116
Normies just think Cersei is lying about being pregnant even though she and Jaime were fucking like rabbits all season. I like the idea that he was motivated because he was jealous about Cersei's plotting with Euron, it rings truer to the books than le fuck loyalty XD

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>>87368871
LANCEL? WHAT A STUPID NAME!

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>>87369283
People think that he left because Brienne appeared and he remembered that he's in love with her.

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>>87369340

>>87369197
I piss on you

>>87369340
going from cersei to brienne would be like you crashing your BMW Z4 and getting 20 year old Plymouth Aztec as a courtesy car

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>The ending with be Jon killing the Night King in a one on one fight to save the day
I find it hilarious a show that people bragged about how it was better than Lord of the Rings will have the type of ending Tolkien mocked.

>>87369340
Jaime/Briennecucks are disgusting

>>87369090
>I sent a stark to do what stark have always done

>>87369176
Robert didn't get hooked neither did Lancel.It's only Jaime really.

>>87369449
But anon, it's Jaime who will kill NK.

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>>87369283
>tfw /got/ is less edgy than jbfags who want Jaime to punch Cersei in the belly and kill both her and the babby

>>87369442
Going from Cersei to Brienne would be like leaving an abusive relationship and getting a pure one.
Cool, isn't it?

What's the best episode of GOT?

>>87369449
>the 'greatest show on earth' has the same ending as every other shitty LotR knockoff fantasy novel
B R A V O D A B I D

>>87369478
robert was to drunk and had vaginal sex once

lancel literally turned into a religious zelot

>>87369487
Jaime will hang himself, Bloody Baron style

>>87369487
Jaime will die in the arms of the woman he loves like a proper Chad

>>87369449

Why the fuck did Tolkein name the bad wizard Saruman and the bad demon king Sauron?

>>87369504
obviously you haven't driven an aztec

>>87369514
the experience was so bad the kid made a vow to never have sex again

>>87369516
Holy Shit that Tranny abnomination in that webm has a fatter Cock than 99% of this Webseite

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>>87369504
Spotted the JaimeBriennefag.

>>87369176
I think it's more of a "man I just fucked the literal queen of the fucking continent" than the sex itself

>>87369504
You sound like you've convinced yourself that Cersei abused Jaime

>>87369531
After killing NK, yess

>>87369557
obviusly you haven't had a good girlfriend

>>87369506
4x06.

>>87369667
no, they've been mostly pretty, you're right on that account

>>87369694
I would rather fill every hole your whore of a mother has lmao

>>87369645
Are you telling me she never manipulated him?

>>87369499
JBfags are absolutely notorious for projecting themselves onto Brienne. Cersei is like every good looking mean girl they've ever been jealous of

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>>87369741
Ah yes, Cersei, the one who's the horndog in the relationship. Not even him by the way.

I have college tomorrow but want to stay up and finish ADOD
wat do anons?

>>87369645

Cersei sees Jaime as an extension of herself. She sees him as property to be used and abused as she sees fit.

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How do I forgive myself for letting her get killed /got/?

>>87369851
>t. wikifag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdxSrjv_5XU

Burn them all he said, burn them all.

>>87369834
You have plenty of time to finish it the next ones not coming anytime soon.

The last chapter is excellent though

>>87366138
No, Robb is older than Jon

>>87369851
quite a few men would like that

weak men, but men none the less

>>87369741
no. twincest is unhealthy for both characters involved but as of adwd they're each still thinking about the other in a sexual and obsessive manner. there is no one-sided abuse to speak of.

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>>87367415
GET AWAY FROM MY NED, YOU WHORE

>>87369449
The stuff with the white walkers and wights should have been enough evidence the show would turn to shit when it got closer to that.

GoT was at it's best when it was political intrigue and human conflict, not some fucking orc zombie army coming to kill everyone.

>>87367135
did it at any point occur to you to google "crusader kings ii game of thrones mod"?

>>87367508
Looks like she dipped her face into a bucket of clown make-up.

>>87367508
lmao looks like bad cgi

>>87369954
I think the worst thing about that is, before many characters seemed like the "main", important ones. Now the number was greatly reduced and most storylines that go on now connect to each other and aren't really that separate.

I like fantasy stuff in general, but I feel like GoT would be a lot better if it didn't actually have dragons, and the White Wookers should be the only fantasy thing about it.

>>87369851
Cersei seeing Jaime as an extension of herself is indicative of deeper underlying problems. It does not mean she doesn't love him. Book Cersei has some textbook psychotic traits going on and seems to genuinely believe that sex with Jaime (him being inside her) is like a restoration of self. Jaime views it all in a more romantic and metaphorical sense. Jaime and Cersei are still the most narratively important romantic pairing in the series, at the very least the books.

Why are there no asians or mexicans on /got/

>>87369889
Thanks anon, my friends have been saying the same thing which is why I wanted to finish it so badly, even though GURM is probably gonna die before he can finish Winds.

>>87370093
>mexicans
Dorne, kind of.
>asians
Yi Ti, they're far far away from Westeros.

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GODS THIS MEME WAS STRONG THEN...

>>87369887
Jamie best character at this point.

>>87369890
Officially yes but a lot of people thought Jon was older as he was larger, but then they explained it away as bastards growing faster or something. There was enough of a question that Ned played it safe.

>>87370164
>they explained it away as bastards growing faster or something
That's fucking dumb. Why not just say "Jon just happens to be taller". There are plenty of families where a younger sibling is taller than an older one

>>87369954
>>87370055
Only way to save this show would be to go back in time and cut Dany/Dragons/White Walkers from the very start.
Make the show focus exclusively on the build up to the War of Five Kings and then it's aftermath.
Jon can still go to the Wall but make the WIldlings the main conflict rather than zombies.
Viserys still exists (because Harry Lloyd is GOAT) but make his role more similar to fAegon from the later books, one of the Kingsguard took him to Essos after Robert took over and now they are raising a mercenary army to take back the throne.

10 seconds to pitch the inevitable setting for the GOT Spin-off

Go

>>87370164
Jon wasn't larger though

>>87368520
ummm women are strong, sweety. get over it.

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>>87367415
CAREFUL NED...CAREFUL NOW

>>87370243
10 thousand years before, very first Azor Ahai

>>87370241
What about Stannis?

>>87370283
make Brienne kill him

so /got/, who's your favorite female character ?

>>87368829
not anymore. the mere sight of cersei makes his angry now. in the books anyway.

>>87370218
The point being that bastards create a precarious situation regarding inheritance and succession, made worse when there are other heirs. Legitimizing Jon would have made a mess, hence why Ned didn't do it (for reasons outside of Cat's anger).

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>>87370316
1. Dany
2. Cersei
3. Mel

>>87370316
Cat

>>87370337
End, your, life.

>>87370164
Robb is frequently described in Catelyn's POVs (who is a tall woman herself) as being tall. Jon's height isn't really mentioned.

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>>87370316

>>87370243
Better Call Salladhor
Set during the peace time of Robert's rule about Salladhor Saan and the pirates in the stepstones. Could even have Davos as a side character similar to Mike in BCS

>>87370243
The inevitable biopic on Aegon the Unworthy.

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>>87370316
Olenna
S1 Arya, but no further
Melisandre

had a really hard time picking, most female characters in the show are shitte

>>87370093

One of the sand snakes looked a bit asian she was the one that Euron strangled

https://youtu.be/r-QhWJzdsR4?t=326

>>87370283
What about him? He can do the same stuff, lose the Blackwater, ride North to kill Wildlings then try to take back the North from the Boltons.
He would be able to succeed, or at least have a death worthy of the character, since he won't need to be cut to make room for fighting cartoon characters

>>87370316
Olenna and Cersei

>>87370353
Plus bran compares them literally in the first chapter and it's clear which one is bigger

>>87370316
Cersei, Mel, Shireen

>>87370424
and the other one looks so ugly she might aswell be mexican

>>87370460
I mean, the Rhllor stuff involving him.

how does it feel knowing that game of thrones is now a tv show for alt girls on pinterest?

>>87370316
1. Shireen
2. Lady Mormont aka little cuddly bear cub
3. Booby sandsnake girl

>>87367468
Is she comfortable or not here? I cant tell. I guess they are somewhat close and its all in good fun but still

>>87370531
make Melisandre bit more manipulative, make her send a faceless men to kill renly instead of a shadow baby

>>87370531
He can still be sucked into a weird fire cult that tells him he's the 'chosen one'
The R'hllor stuff didn't really do much anyway aside from the shadow baby that can easily be replaced with a regular assassin.

>>87370127
>Mexispics think they look like Dornish People
Lmao

>>87370540
makes me feel erect

>>87370591
they're joking, look at her face, it's a joke

DARKSTAR DARKSTAR DARKSTAR

>>87370603
I'm not a Mexican but Dornish people are closest you can get to Mexicans I guess.

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best house

>>87370749
>best house
>posts worst members

the lannisters are nothing without tywin

>>87370749
>best casting
>best writing (relatively to the others)
>best actors
>best looking
How do they do it?

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>>87370316

>>87370316
Melly
Margery, Ygritte and Talisa as waifus

>>87370800
Yeah but she hates Jon snow

>>87370580
>Lady Mormont
>>>/reddit/

>>87370800
nice bait

>>87366839
I-is this a drawing? Fuark

>>87370316
Ygritte is kino for looks and character

Bear loli #2

sansas pretty hot but her writing is poor

>>87370819
>>>reddit

>>87370819
>he doesn't want to fuck Lady Mormont
fag

>>87370819
>>87370858
>>>reddit

>>87370800
Hush, Petryr.

>>87370913
>>>/r/freefolk

>>87370979
>>87370979
>>87370979


new one

>>87370906
>tfw no honorable domineering brunette lady loli from a noble house who overestimates her power
Feels bad

I have a question.

Why did viserys think selling his sister to a savage would result in said savage following his orders?

The guy would have to be a moron.

>>87365691
MOON IS NO EGG.