>feeding on popcorn at the theatre >a quarter of the bucket

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>Bite into popcorn
>The inside is half seed

>>87365251
>thisneeds
>sneeds

what did OP mean by this?

>>87365251
I actually prefer to slowly deconstruct the seeds in my mouth and break it up into smaller and smaller pieces, last much longer that way. nothing beats half popped seeds too

@87366140
kill yourself

>>87365251
>a quarter
Never happened.

am I the only one who actually likes the ones that didn't pop? They're so much fun to chew on

Obviously it shouldn't be too many. A quarter is definitely way too much but I love me some good 5 to 10 percent

THEYRE FUCKING KERNELS

>>87365251
>sneeds
That's what you get from going to Rick's Flicks and Bricks

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>pick my nose
>wipe the snot on the back of some guys seat

>>87366314
Enjoy getting food poisoning from your raw popcorn

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>>87365251
>stuff face with popcorn
>get tired of it after a while because they serve you in buckets
>put down bucket of popcorn
>enough with the salt, im done with it
>*sips soda*
>10 seconds later
>i feel like more popcorn again

>>87366667
Thats how they get ya. The popcorn industry must be destroyed

>>87365571
I actually like this and you would too if you were high T.

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sounds like something this guy would complain about

>put bucket on the floor
>forget its there after a few minutes and accidentally kick it over

>>87366240
I like to feed them to my pet falcon

>>87365251
>eating popcorn
>ever
lmao

Just bring cookies you retard. Popcorn are for retards. Have you ever seen a smart person eat popcorns?

>>87366425
uhh
exactly what are you Amerifat degenerates putting in your goddamn corn?

>>87367167
no

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>>87367167

>>87367287
corn syrup like everthing else

>>87366240
I actually prefer to slowly deconstruct the film I'm watching. I do this loudly in front of the rest of the theater, makes the experience more enjoyable.

>>87367167
What genius goes to a theater that keeps the lights on?

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>>87365251
>buying jewcorn at the cinema

>>87367520
Theres a guy who does this at my theater. So I go with a notepad each time and copy what he says. Then I come to /tv/ and post what he says so I seem smart.

>>87367731
>not smuggling in your own corn plants and drying the kernels in the theatre heat before third act

>>87367167
Hot dog is the only correct choice. And it isnt noisy.

>>87367736
sure you do
I bet you just stole that from a guy in a theater

>>87366240
I do this too, but I think it hurts my stomach.

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>half my drink is ice
>turns into undrinkable sweet water by the halfway point
>pour that shit under my seat to voice my unsatisfactory experience

>>87366667
>enough with the salt
Salty popcorn? In what 3rd world shithole do they serve salty popcorn? Who even wants to eat that?

popcorn seeds (formerly buds)