>I've read your file >Graduated high school at 11,

>>87365205
>He breaks a pencil in half with his thumb
>"The wrong people pissed me off."

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>You'll love this guy,he's seen action in Afganistan,Bosnia,Iraq,Iran,Somalia and has 16 medals of honor with 4 purple hearts,top of the class in West Point with masters from Harvard and Columbia
>Who said anything about a he?

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Bump because I enjoy frogposting but am not creative enough to participate in said threads

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>>87365488
>I can't do this
>Yes, you can
>You just gotta believe in yourself

>>87365537
>ok, I'll try
>makes the best shitpost the board has ever seen
>racks in the (You)s
>woah kid, not bad

>>87365205
>I've read your file
>I didn't know you could read.

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>i'll need two hours to solve this complicated task
>i'll give you 20 minutes
>okay i'll do it in two

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>>87365205
>narcotics agent finds some cocaine
>sticks his finger into it and licks it
>"superb quality"

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>>87365205
You're making us all look bad

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>>87366359

>a character is part of some testing for CIA/FBI/4chan janitor
>"You have 5 hours to complete this task, the ones who fail to complete it are out"
>character comes up with his sheet of paper after 10mins
>"What do you want?"
>"I finished"
>everybody stares at him in disbelief

>>87367694
>Character surrounded by a bunch of people in smart suits and serious expressions
>They are dressed as a generic slacker

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>Action hero beats up some random hoodlums in a bar during the first act

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>Kid gets superpowers
>First thing they do is use those powers to humiliate the school bully

>>87365473
underrated

>movie trailer
>a classic, well known song is sung in a slow, edgy voice with all the energy drained from the lyrics
What a wonderful world.

>>87365205
>the town

and people liked that shit

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>protagonist tries to warn about trap/ambush
>hard ass in charge vehemently ignores them
>everyone in the unit dispatched dies

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>>87367940

>A simple bully becomes a fully fledged psycho and tries to kill the main character because the plot demands it

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>Male protagonist correctly inserts a menstrual cup into the female protagonist's yoohoo
>"I grew up with nine sisters."

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>>87368344
>girl takes out a man with a single punch
>drops trou and takes a piss on the unconscious man
>the hero cleans up after her while she shaves her face and explains the offside rule

''i grew up with brothers''

*farts*

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>Two partners are working on a case
>"How do you wanna do this?"
>"Remember Berlin 1997? Like that."
>"You sure? I'd say Atlantic City would work better"
>"You're right, Atlantic City it is!"

>>87365205
kek'd

>>87365346
Hahaha

>reckless detective gets suspended but goes solo to solve the case anyway
>gets offered his badge back after being crowned a hero
>refuses it

>>87365205
>I've read your file
>and your other file

> head of your class at the Sonic Fighting Academy
my sides

>i'm gonna need you to hand over your weapons
>pulls out 3 guns from waist, 3 from shoes, blade from leg, knives lodged under each armpit and asscrack, 5 rifles off his back
>silence
>''oh and this one''

>>87365205
>picks up gun
>what do you know about guns
>I grew up with 3 guns

>>87368244
>classic rock song is sung by ephemeral female voice with syntwave accompaniment

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>>87371731
>a slow piano remix of early 80's pop that gradually gets more epic

>>87371199

otherposting always makes me laugh

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>>87371999
>hard rock version of an 80s soft pop song

>>87371199
and your OTHER (you)

>>87368323
Happens briefly in One Punch Man I hated that shoe horned shit