>we have these phones that you can call in an air strike.

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>we have these phones that you can call in an air strike. you can look at the top of your own head. it's amazing, this shit, and it's wasted on the shittiest generation of piece of shit assholes that ever fucking lived. I swear to god we are. we're the worst people so far. because we have this beautiful thing, and we hate it. we're just "fucking thing." I never saw a person going, "look at what my phone can do." nobody does that. they all go, "fucking thing, it sucks. I...can't get it to...". give it a second, would you? could you give it a second? It's going to space. can you give it a second to get back from space? Is the speed of light too slow for you? you non-contributing, product sponge cunt? can you just wait? can you just take a little breath? just wait for that picture of axl rose to get on your phone. like it even fucking mattered what you were doing. like it was even important. we're all just so mad. "I hate my phone. It sucks!" no, it doesn't. It's amazing. the shittiest cell phone in the world is a miracle. your life sucks around the phone.

He's right, you know...