>Erm, well... there's good news and bad news. The bad

i doubt there's much crossover between baneposters and fans of the office. a daring synthesis indeed; i will be monitoring this thread to see how it fares.

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>I crashed his plane. CRASH. THEIR. PLANE.

>that episode of the american office where he tells those kids he can't pay for their college tuition

one of the most painful things i've ever seen

>>87359832

There was a thread like this weeks ago, it was quite long and one of the best threads I've ever seen on here.

well that was terrible

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>I prefer a tangerine

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You're a big guy true to aka for you

>>87360005
kek

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>>87359920
AND I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT NEITHER

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>Big Guy came down to answer some things
>The world gathered round, from paupers to kings
>I'll answer your questions, I'll answer them true
>I show you the way, you know what to do

>What is plan and what is flight?
>Big or small, black or white
>Big Guy, he answered, I'm crashing this plane
>I've taken the mask, you can call me Bane

No survivors. So...

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>you don't see masks like that much nowadays

>>87360091
metaphor innit

>>87360127
>you can still find 'em

>>87360091
>he's the big guy who changes the flight plaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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>You know Dr Pavel's not really dead don't you? Yeah it's in a book. What they did was they faked his death in a plane crash so he could work undercover for Bane building a nuclear bomb.

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>under 'weaknesses' you put 'mask'

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>Pretty guy on the hood of an aeroplane, yeah
>He's broken down on Flightplan 9
>I take a look, I get his engine started
>And leave him crashing and I roll on by
>Bye, bye!

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>That's a mask
Whatever, get over it.
>How long have you had that?
Tooooo long, babyyyy
>It looks painful!
It really stings.

>>87360294
>If I pull that off will you die?
>What are the options?

>>87360091
>kek

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>>87360046

>>87360377
>Same as before: not painful, slight pain, very much pain, extremely painful

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Don't crash my plane

>>87360958
>The fire's already rising, Bane.

>Yeah, well put it out.

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Ooo you're big

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>When you were working here would you just let Dr Pavel bring in friends making chit chat, distracting CIA from his work?
>Yes, if it was good for rising the fire

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>>87360958
>Don't crash my plane. Please.
>... look, CIA...
>I don't - I've changed my mind, I don't want the master plan, I don't want that. I haven't filed any flight plans, so...
>... well, CIA, unfortunately it's not really up to you
>No? Ok then, alright then. Well I'm asking, ok? Please don't crash my plane.
>...
>You can... you can talk to someone Bane...
>... the fire's already rising
>Yeah well put it out

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>...and the Banemonster
>Oh, bloody hell, what's the weather like up there?
>Ah, I've heard that one before.
>Parents put you in a grow bag when you were little did they?
>That's an old one.
>"Let's grow ourselves a big bulky masked freak of a son-"
>Alright, calm down CIA, there's no need to get offensive.
>No, no...I was just enjoying the...
>I didn't call you "Belt Loops" as soon as I saw you, did I?
>No, I was joining in with the-
>That's - do't have a go at the mask, because that is a breathing difficulty that I've had from the age of 5...so that's why no one cared who I was...so don't just...I didn't call you Plane Man or Flight Plan Man
>Yeah, but I don't go around calling myself the Mastetta Man
>Well I don't either. I call myself the Banemonster.
>I'm not gonna call you the Banemonster
>Well, that's my name-
>No it's not. What's your real name?
>...Bane.
>It's a good name.
>Is it?

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>you know the phrase 'softly slowly crashee planee?' Well, I could crash a plane. Soldiers. Abseiling down from another plane. That'll crash a plane. Or a helicopter. Different flights, different plans.