ITT: We post our top five favorite films and shows, then rate

Films:
>gran torino
>the good, the bad and the ugly
>blade runner
>no country for old men
>easy rider

Shows
>mad men
>sopranos
>rome
>Lost
>Odisseia (if only english speaking showsFargo)

my favourite films and shows only exist in my head

>kinos:
1. Մեր դարը (Peleshian, 1983)
2. Obrazy Starého Sveta (Hanák, 1972)
3. Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (Schrader, 1985)
4. American Dreams (Lost And Found) (Benning, 1984)
5. گاو (Mehrjui, 1969)

>show:
television is for small brains

>Films
1. Avatar
2. Suspiria
3. Iron Man 2
4. The Drop
5. American Psycho

>Shows
1. Seinfeld
2. Scrubs
3. Curb Your Enthusiasm
4. The Walking Dead
5. Mad Men

Films:
>The Dark Knight Rises
>My Kingdom
>You’re Ugly Too
>Buddy Boy
>Freefall

Shows:
>Band of Brothers
>The Virgin Queen
>Hercule Poirot
>Queer as Folk
>Peaky Blinders

>Films
1. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
2. Trainspotting
3. American Psycho
4. Gangs of New York
5. Blow

>Shows
1. Dexter
2. Bojack Horseman
3. Scrubs
4. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (mostly the first 5 or 6 seasons)
5. Seinfeld

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Films
>It Follows
>Captain America
>Iron Man
>Repo Man
>March of the Penguins

Shows
>Rick and Morty
>Adventure Time
>Big Bang Theory
>Friends
>Steven Universe

>films
1. The Return of the King
2. The Fellowship of the Ring
3. The Two Towers
4. Good Will Hunting
5. Ordinary People

>shows
1. Game of Thrones
2. Sopranos
3. Stranger Things
4. Berserk (1997)
5. Darker than Black

>>87356920
>then rate our tastes
Nobody ever does that part. Scared, are ya?

>>87356920
>1. Person of Interest
Nice.

>>87357531
>>87358501
>I am a teenager: the posts

>>87358106
>>Hercule Poirot
I've always meant to get into this, I loved Death on the Nile but I've not seen any others.

>Films
1. Casino
2. Alien 3 (Assembly cut)
3. Enemy of the State
4. Interstellar
5. The Rock

>Television
1. Person of Interest
2. Battlestar Galactica
3. Star Trek: Deep Space 9
4. Midsomer Murders (before Brian True-May got fired)
5. Only Fools and Horses

>>87358501
I feel like we'd get along desu

>>87356920
Trash
>>87357171
Trash
>>87357254
Prophet of Kino (pbuh)
>>87357531
Trash
>>87358106
Trash
>>87358501
Trash
>>87358649
Trash
>>87358674
Trash
>>87359048
Trash

>films
The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser
Harakiri
Werckmeister Harmonies
The Color of Pomegranates
Tie Xi Qu: West of the Tracks


>shows
Mad Men
Twin Peaks (2017)
Six Feet Under
The Sopranos
True Detective

>Films
1. The Grave
2. Laws of Gravity
3. Big Trouble
4. Hard Ticket to Hawaii
5. Private Teacher

>Shows
1. Deadwood
2. Chico and the Man
3. Venture Brothers
4. Humans
5. The Outer Limits (the original series)

>>87356920
>Person of Interest
The later seasons didn't work as well for me with the emphasis on the side characters. It was much comfier when it was just Harold and John.

>Films
The Crow
The Warriors
Evil Dead II
Mad Max: Fury Road
Battle Royale

>TV
Psych
The Twilight Zone
Limitless
X-Files
Daredevil

I like to think I have a pretty eclectic taste overall, but I'm curious what impression my favorites give.

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>>87359048
>Alien 3
>any cut

>>87359450
I was never a huge fan of Shaw because she has so little personality, but root was great and the story was so good I was able to overlook that issue.

>>87359716
Alien is an atmospheric horror franchise, and Alien 3 did that the best of all of them. If this is a prelude to praising Aliens then you need to leave.

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>films
National Security
Rush Hour 2
Pineapple Express
Monkey Talks
Blue Streak

>shows
24
Ed, Edd n Eddy
Family Guy
Two and a Half Men
King of Queens

>>87356920
>films
1. The Abyss
2. Heat
3. Die Hard 3
4. Demolition Man
5. The Last Crusade

>shows
1. Deadwood
2. Lost
3. -
4. -
5. -

I don't watch many shows

>>87356920
>films
Unforgiven
Way of the Gun
The Last Castle
Sneakers
Sunshine

>Shows
Boardwalk Empire
Oz
Spartacus
X-Files
Battlefield Detectives

>>87359875
you actually have not half that bad of a taste

>>87356920
>films
1. Paris, Texas
2. Shane
3. Alien
4. Tampopo
5. Free Enterprise

>shows
1. Father Ted
2. The Leftovers
3. How To Make it in America
4. Fawlty Towers
5. True Detective

>>87356920
7.5/10

>>87357171
9/10

>>87357531
5.5/10

>>87358106
7.5/10

>>87358501
8.5/10

>>87358649
6/10

>>87358674
8/10

>>87359048
8.5/10

>>87359387
7.5/10

>>87359403
7.5/10

>>87359673
8/10

>>87359794
2.5/10

>>87359843
8.5/10

>>87359875
11/10 Just kidding this is mine.

>>87360006
It wouldn't be fair for me to rate because I haven't seen a lot of these.

>>87360072
>mfw I got an 8/10 but I was half joking

lotr trilogy (it's one long journey)
the fall
the green mile
the sixth sense
kpax

tv shows is not my thing, they all turn to shit.


>>87359794
awful

>>87360128
Which one?

>>87356920
My favorite color is blue, my favorite food is icecream, my favorite animal is a giraffe, and my favorite film is Rashomon.

Isn't preschool just GREAT?!

>ranking media

This is a young man's game. When you're old, there are like 3 things you love and everything else is either watchable or not watchable and everything in between.

>>87360133
Would drink and watch lotr with/10
>K-PAX
I forgot this existed

>>87360250
You can't think of five fucking movies you enjoy?

>Films
Big Labowski
Conan the Barbarian
Predator
Life Aquatic
Dumb and Dumber

>Shows
Early Simpsons
Seinfeld
Venture Bros
Twin Peaks
MST3K

No particular order.

>>87359781
My problem with Root is that they went a little overboard in making her a formidable agent. It only gets a little leeway from me because it was done in an interesting way (her interfacing with the machine). Shaw as a character I didn't mind as much, but her writing was a little inconsistent. Her romance with Root, for example, felt completely forced. The audience is explicitly told that she is a sociopath and are shown that she had zero reaction to her father's death as a child, but they try and handwave all that by saying the emotions are supposedly there and just burried deep down. It comes across as lazy writing that was just trying to justify a lesbian romance.

>>87360195
LOTR and GoT

>>87357254

10/10

Before Sunrise
Before Sunset
Showdown In Little Tokyo
Casablanca
Aguirre

Six Feet Under
Wire
Arrested Development
Simpsons
Sopranos

>>87360250
>being this jaded
A top 5 is hard for me only because I love so many films, and because different films meant different things to me at separate points in my life.

1. صابة الاحتياطي (Farahaha, 1964)
2. тaк (DiGiannantonio, 2015)
3. היטלער האט ניט כיין (Ekik, 1946)
4. Doolbfoenorht (Awasoruk, 1975)
5. あなたが私たちにfinna su si squa (Ayer, 2016)

>>87360759
Do you browse /mu/?

>>87360759
I know this feel brother.

>>87360955
/mu/ are scum

>>87360955
Never.
In my experience, most posters over there tend to be contrarians, even if some of them really know their shit.

1. Dark Knight
2. Inception
3. Finding Nemo
4. Toy Story
5. Grease

1. SpongeBob
2. Family Guy
3. The Simpsons
4. Breaking Bad
5. Rugrats

>>87356920
In no particular order

>Eraserhead
>Come and See
>Taxi Driver
>I Stand Alone
>Stalker

>Fargo (tv show)
>The Young Pope
>Twin Peaks
>Black Mirror (minus season 3)
>Justified

>>87356920
>Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
I'm surprised someone else remembers this.

>>87359387
Trash
>>87359403
Trash
>>87359673
Trash
>>87359794
Trash
>>87359843
Trash
>>87359875
Trash
>>87360006
Trash
>>87360133
Trash
>>87360410
Trash
>>87360689
Trash
>>87361366
Trash
>>87361501
Trash

>>87362093
you could have just bunched up the links and types out trash once underneath for convenience. just a suggestion don't take it as a criticism on how you spend your time.

>>87362093
What's your top five if all those are trash?

>>87362174
completely disagree. his post had a much stronger and profound impact on me because of how many times he said "trash".

>>87362191

>actually expects a legit response instead of more trolling

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Films
>Barry Lyndon
>Network
>Chinatown
>The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
>LA Confidential

TV
>The Sopranos
>The Wire
>Deadwood
>Mad Men
>Justified

1.scarface(pacino)
2.apocalypse now
3.once upon a time in the west
4.the good the bad and tge ugly
5.batman v superman
1.the twilight zone
2.the A team
3.laramie
4.three's company
5.the benny hill show

Films:
- The Exorcist
- The Godfather
- The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
- 8 & 1/2
- Lolita (1962)

actually 5 films are no way near enough

Shows:
- Twin Peaks
- The Sopranos
- Mobile Suit Gundam
- Evangelion
- Rose of Versailles

1.taxi driver
2.serpico
3.the rocky horror picture show
4.rocky
5.the big gundown
1.good times
2.justice leauge unlimited
3.sanford and son
4.tales from the crypt
5.trailer park boys

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>>87356920

2001
Problem Child 2
Gummo
V for Vendetta
Avatar

Heroes
Lost
Walking Dead
Breaking Bad
Twin Peaks

> Film

1. Aguirre The Wrath of God
2. Apocalypse Now
3. Barry Lyndon
4. Days of Heaven
5. The Decalogue
6. The 400 Blows
7. La Dolce Vita
8. The Passion of Joan of Arc
9. Raging Bull
10. Vertigo

> TV

1. The Sopranos
2. South Park
3. The Wire
4. Breaking Bad
5. Samurai Champloo
6. King of the Hill
7. The Simpsons (golden age)
8. Seinfeld
9. Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia
10. Daria

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>this board

>>87363112
>five more in both categories than was asked for
BURN THE WITCH

>>87361501
>>87362810
>>87363112
Great choices, severely underdeveloped taste I'm in the same boat as all of you

>>87356920
1.) Die Dreigroschenoper
2.) Porgy and Bess (59)
3.) Trollflojten
4.) Dogville
5.) the Big Sleep

1.) Twin Peaks
2.) Twin Peaks: the return

Barry Lyndon
Jaws
Sleuth
Taxi Driver
Apocalypse Now

Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
Seinfeld
Curb your enthusiasm
The Young pope

>>87362174
I don't know, I kinda liked how he singled me out. Felt more personal.

>>87363383

So after one season The Young Pope is already in your top five? Is it really that good?

>>87363966
I didn't watch the sopranos or The wire so if i watched them maybe The Young pope wouldn't be there

anyone
post 5 of my favorite movies and tv shows and ill pay you 100$ paypal.

Kek this board is full of plebs

Films
>Wake in Fright
>Das Boot
>The Vanishing (Spoorloos)
>No Country for Old Men
>The Wages of Fear

Shows:
why would I waste my time on such an inferior form of a visual medium

>>87363966
TYP is the most faux-patrician television series in years

>>87365555
>why would I waste my time on such an inferior form of a visual medium
the same way you wasted those trips with your shit taste

>>87365555
Even Game of Thrones is better that your meme list

>>87365139
>I didn't watch the sopranos
lmao

>>87356920
1. The Thin Red Line
2. Buffalo 66
3. Seventh Seal
4. La Haine
5. Memories of Murders.

>TV
Most are bad. I liked Mad Men and Breaking Bad, the only two good series I know of and spent time on.

>>87365778
MM is garbage and BB is mediocre. It's sad that you can't appreciate masterpieces like The Sopranos.

>>87356920
>films
1. Eyes Wide Shut
2. Gattaca
3. Mulholland Drive
4. Atonement
5. Jagten

>shows
1. x-files
2. twin peaks (s1-s2)
3. scrubs
4. lost
5. mad men

TV: simpsons (golden age)
twilight zone
the sopranos
the office US
xavier renegade angel

Film:
NCFOM
The Elephant Man
Badlands
The Master
The Shining

>>87356920
9/10 tv taste, 6/10 film taste

films:
rushmore
there will be blood
the master
days of heaven
fellowship of the ring

TV:
twilight zone
sopranos
six feet under
golden age simpsons
XRA

>>87365238
Pretentious foreign films?

>>87366222
Nothing wrong with foreign films, pleb

>>87365238
Trick question, you're actually not even alive.

>>87356920
1. Green Mile
2. A beautiful mind
3. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
4. LOTR
5. They Live

TV Shows
1. Sopranos
2. Twin Peaks
3. Battlestar Galactica
4. Dexter
5. Game of Thrones

>Film
Trainspotting
Goodfellas
Oldboy
Fight Club
Mary and Max

>Shows
Breaking Bad
Dexter (s01 - s04)
Simpsons (s01 - s13)
Fargo (s01)
Courage the cowardly dog

Rate my taste and give me advices on something I might like

>>87366527
Your taste is utterly generic and safe, you will like any film mentioned in a regular "best films ever" imdb list

>>87366222
>using pretentious to describe a film instead of a behavior
How to spot a low IQ.jpg

>>87366726
I would say he is pretty spot on, if you are that guy you already sound pretentious.

>>87366791
>I would say he is pretty spot on
About what? Calling foreign films "pretentious"?

>>87366222
actually no. i mean id ignore the gimmes but yada yada yada lets see what ya got.

>>87366352
its not a trick question.

>>87366480
>1. Green Mile
>2. A beautiful mind
>4. LOTR
hey man.
you're pretty alright.

>>87356920
>films
1. Pan's Labyrinth
2. Night Of The Hunter
3. Princess Mononoke
4. The Thing
5. Mad Max Fury Road

>shows
1. Kaiba
2. The Wire
3. Mushishi
4. Twin Peaks
5. Carnivale

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>>87366929
thanks mate, you are pretty cool too.

>>87360006
Why do you have The Leftovers rated so highly? Especially over more universally significant picks such as The Sopranos and The Wire?

I thought it was a good show, certainly, but left a lot to be desired. Many of the storylines were left unconcluded (whether the open-endedness is intentional is anyone's guess, but I think it's a copout because the writers didn't have the ability to weave everything together as well as it needed to be to execute without derision) and it devolved from a story about the grand workings of the universe to a tale of mortal love—a diaphanous thread belonging to a much more impressive spool.

>>87367097
>Why do you have The Leftovers rated so highly?
Because I like it.

>>87366678
I think you're right. I dislike Godfather, Schinder's list, Star wars, fucking Indiana Jones and some of the other "well known good movies" but that list have pretty much all my favorite too.

>>87368149
>I dislike Godfather
...how?

>>87357531
Trashy.

>>87368073
Shit taste, then.

>>87368995
Okay then.That's your opinion.

>>87362631
Trash
>>87362765
Trash
>>87362810
Trash
>>87362970
Trash
>>87362990
Trash
>>87363112
Trash
>>87363383
Trash
>>87365555
Trash
>>87365778
Trash
>>87365935
Trash
>>87365973
Trash
>>87366165
Trash
>>87366480
Trash
>>87366527
Trash
>>87366942
Trash

Movies

Bladerunner
Event Horizon
Silence of the Lambs
Solaris
The Shining

Television

X-Files
Twin Peaks
Rome
Daredevil
Spongebob Squarepants

>>87359875
Way of the Gun is incredibly underrated. The story and acting weren't exceptional, but they were decent enough, and the movie had the most realistic gunfights/operating I've seen in a movie.

not ONE person said Lawrence of Arabia

thats how you know /tv is shiet

>>87369049
You can't justify why you like it beyond "I like it." That's an LCD response expected from remedial high schoolers who only watch Marvel movies.

Enjoy being limited.

I already know I'm a pleb with movies so I'll just list shows
>Mad Men
>Leftovers
>Community
>Black Sails
>Avatar: The Last Airbender
>True Detective S1

Films:
Blade Runner
Punch-Drunk Love
Spring Breakers
Why Don't You Play In Hell?
Sweet Smell of Success

TV:
True Detective S1
Fargo
Cowboy Bebop
Seinfeld
Evangelion

should i kill myself?

>>87369148
Okay, I will. I don't really care about what an anonymous person says online. I'll just enjoy my stuff.

>>87369218
>should i kill myself?
Do you want to?

>>87369220
Then why post in the thread in the first place, my brainlet friend? Why keep replying?

Sounds to me like you wanted anonymous lards to tickle your baby dick and then you became anally aggravated when a genuine question was asked.

>>87369285
>Then why post in the thread in the first place, my brainlet friend? Why keep replying?
Because I'm bored and I want to pass the time.

>>87369358
Could've spent that time watching better shows.

>>87369373
Not just now.

>>87369409
Definitely not just now. I imagine you post in these types of threads often.

>>87369107
Do you know how hard it is to compress your favorite films down into a Top 5? I literally just picked 5 movies and 5 TV shows that have stuck with me and came to mind first for my list. You haven't watched enough TV shows or movies if you have 5 absolute favorites. Sure, I could throw the 5 films least likely to get me flak onto my list, but ultimately, my top 5 list has probably changed in the 4 hours or so since I posted.

>>87369436
>I imagine you post in these types of threads often.
When there is one, sure.

>>87369471
So multiple times a day, then. Has your list changed at all or was it always shit?

>>87356920
kinos
>amadeus
>fellowship
>alien
>synecdoche, ny
>in bruges

telekinos
>the leftovers
>band of brothers
>the last airbender
>the wire
>the knick

>>87369497
Well, it hasn't changed since I posted it so I guess it was always shit? Yeah?

>>87369571
My sympathies.

>>87369589
Well, thanks, I suppose.

Films:
Grand Budapest Hotel
Whiplash
Scarface
Rushmore
La La Land

Shows:
Futurama
House of Cards
Simpsons
King of the Hill
Black Mirror

>>87366860
He never called all foreign films pretentious, you insecure mong.

>>87366942
Patrician taste, my friend.

>>87369088
10/10

>>87357254
hey smemehands!!!

>>87373778
:) hey

>>87357254
>this level of faggotry
wew

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>Films
Daisy Kenyon(1947, Otto Preminger)
The Court-Martial of Billy Mitchell(1955, Otto Preminger)
Underworld U.S.A.(1961, Samuel Fuller)
China Gate(1957, Samuel Fuller)
They Live by Night(1948, Nicholas Ray)

>TV Shows
Deadwood
Agatha Christie's Poirot(only up to season 8 though)
The Civil War
Only Fools and Horses(does no include episode made after Time on Our Hands)
Courage the Cowardly Dog

>>87374339
you don't think a film better than those 5 has been made in close to 60 years? talk about tryhard faggotry. you're only impressing a bunch of obese, socially retarded shitstains you massive dickhead

>>87357254
I'm including this in my "parody of /tv/" image. What a bunch of garbage haha. Have fun pronouncing those names correctly in their original languages in real life, you schmuck.

>>87374493
i listed the first five favourites that came to mind
i'm not going to rack my brain over something as stupid as rankings

oh and also, each of these films is on their own better than nearly everything posted itt

>>87374685
>each of these films is on their own better than nearly everything posted itt
i'll give you that. you're either really old and out of touch or lying for pretty bad reasons, though. if those directors were still alive, they'd tell you there are better directors working today. art is always evolving

>>87374751
>if those directors were still alive, they'd tell you there are better directors working today. art is always evolving
the most retarded thing i've ever read today

>>87374751
>there are better directors working today
this is debateble

but yeah sure there are great directors working today such as Tsai-ming Liang, Liang Zhao, Pedro Costa, Whit Stillman, Hal Hartley etc
it just so happened that i recently watched The Court-Martial of Billy Mitchell and enjoyed the shit out of it, so the other four films that i listed were similar in some ways to that film, instead of something more recent

>>87374979
that's because you're exceptionally myopic

>>87375032
Sorrentino, Weerasethakul, Guerra, Saffron, Szifron, German, Saviano, Andersson, Ramsay, Bong, Park... there's a ton of good directors, and I haven't even mentioned the real Hollywood types.

I hear ya, though. I just wasn't sure if you were genuine. Most people who post in these threads have rock-bottom levels of self-esteem and need positive (You)s from others to stave off ordering the helium tank.

I apologize for being coarse. Glad to see people like you still post on this board.

>Film
-Children of Men
-Synechodche, New York
-The Terminator
-Return of the King
-Chronocrimes

>Televisual Programs
-The Leftovers
-Horace and Pete
-The Legend of Korea
-Utopia
-Arrested Development

Kino :^]

>>87369088
Trash
>>87369152
Trash
>>87369218
Trash
>>87369542
Trash
>>87369775
Trash
>>87374493
Trash

>>87375260

Ur trash

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>>87375188
none of these are better than Otto Preminger
better than fuller and ray? some, maybe

>>87356920
Films
>No country for old men
>The Big Lebowski
>2001 a space odyssey
>Full Metal Jacket
>12 angry men

Shows
>Fargo
>Breaking Bad
>Twin Peaks
>Mr.Robot
>Tim and Eric great show, good job

The lists aren't in any order, I might have missed a lot too

>>87375356
To each his own. I wonder what Preminger would think of Good Time.

>>87375190

it's shit

>>87356920
Return of the Living Dead
Creepshow
Gremlins
Kung-fu Hustle
Terminator 2

The Twilight Zone
Star Trek
M.A.S.H.
Night Court
X-Files

!!!FACT!!!

>>87376109
Trash

>>87376109
Fuck your mother I mean, after she's done her shift at BLACKED.COM!!!FACT!!!

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Films:
>The Outlaw Josey Wales
>The Thing('82)
>John Wick
>Alien
>The Great Escape

Shows:
>Band of Brothers
>Happy Days
>M*A*S*H
>Simon & Simon
> Anime (Too Many to List)

Le mine:
Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo
C'era una volta il West
Montana Sacra
Ran
Kakushi toride no san akunin

Simpsons S1-10
Breaking Bad
Scrubs
Game of Thrones
The Wire

>>87376991
yikes
disgusting taste

Films:
>A Clockwork Orange
>The Departed
>The Godfather
>Tropic Thunder
>Spider-Man (2002)

Shows:
>The Leftovers
>Twin Peaks
>True Detective
>Everybody Hates Chris
>South Park