>an instant classic

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>a triumph!

>two thumbs up

>>87354507

>tour de force

>>87354553
>L'ASCENSION DU CHEVALIER NOIR

>Uses a 4 star rating system

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>rated 'fresh' on Rotten Tomatoes®

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>>87354507
>Critics are hailing it the greatest movie of the summer

>>87354826
>rauchy summer movie

>A romp

>>87354826
Lisa Simpson

>>87354507
>from the directors who saw Shrek™

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>a frogpost

>>87354849
L I T T Y

>>87355035
>a white guy reaction post

>>87354507
>M O S T A N T I C I P A T E D

>>87354849
made FOR THE FANS

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>A love letter to...

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>>87355076
>a newfag doesn't recognise a reaction image so uses frogs that everyone can recognise

>>87355119
>a lolbertarian reaction post

>>87354507
>the last 30 minuts will have you on the edge of your seat!
>microscopic sized font of critic who said it

>>87355112
>An ode to...

>a tour de force

>...and it's fantastic!

>"So and so is a revelation!

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? "Oh shit, you can act? I had no idea!"

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>"A masterpiece" -Times Magazine
>"Amazing" -Yahoo

>>87355285
It means nip slip.

>(bad thing), and that's a good thing

>citizen kane of our generation

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>A love letter to classic Hollywood

>>87354507
>A tour de force.

>By the producer of...

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>>87354507
>Rotton Tomatoes says....

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>Here's the thing

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>The best movie of the year
>It's January

>"The best movie of the year" -some blog somewhere

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>a romp stomp rip roaring adventure

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>it'll have you BRAAAAAAPing in your seat!

>>87354826
>greatest movie since sneed

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>We live in a time where...

>one man
>one mission

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>tries to be something it's not

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>a deconstruction of the genre

>based on a true story

>in Trump's America

>if you only see one more movie before you die, make it this one.

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>>87354507
>this movie asks important questions

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>Audiences agree..
>@normieguy1997: "I fr*ggin loved this movie!"
>@StaceyLuvsChad04: "BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!"

>>87354849
germans PEED THEMSELVES

>>87356119
every time

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>takes itself seriously only when it needs to

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>>87354507
>its 'movie' meets 'completely different movie'

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>rip roarin' booger penis

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>>87354580

>movie is about dogs

>"two paws up!"

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>>87362985
>movie is about cats
>it's purr-fect

>>87354507
>99% on Rotten Tomatoes

>>87362985
>>87363219
>movie is about elephant
>trunk loads of fun!

>>87361599
>'the Donald Trump of movies'

>movie
>movies
>movie 3

>>87362985
kek

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>>87364959
>Movie
>Movie 2
>Movie 3
>The Movie
>Movie 5
>Movie: Origins
>Movie: Resurrection
>Movie: Vengeance
>Movie: The Final Chapter
>Movie

>>87365311
>Movie 3D

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>crisp

Seriously does a buzzier buzzword exist?

>>87361838
ha

>>87354507
That means its so good that there is no doubt people will be watching it for years to come

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>timely

>>87365311
>Movie Infinity

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>directed by some guy who drove past Spielberg one time

>>87365409
How could I forget that one? Probably the biggest sin of all.

>it's good

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>>87365311
>it's just the main characters name

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>an eye opener
>you will never look at X the same way again

>from the studio that brought you

>>87365311
>movie
>movie 2
>movie 3
>flick
>movie 4

>'Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for

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>>87356450
>best movie of the decade
>it's still December 30, 2019

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>or what the kids call these days: kino

>kafkaesque

>>87356450
they actually tried this for exodus:gods and kings

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>most important movie in years

mfw a guy I know unironically said this about Moonlight

>>87366156
BLACKED

>>87366156
>being a gayniggger is hard
Really scrambles my jam

>this film has made me fall in love with the cinema again

>>87366380
B-but many people don't realize ghettoniggas can be gay too!

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>>87354553
I never got this one.
Maybe the camera is super heavy and one skinny guy lifted it out of the back of a pickup truck,with the tailgate closed,when everyone said he was to small to do it?

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>Powerful

>>87366071
That's every year.
It's a critic wants his name on the poster episode.
The only reason you didn't notice is because those movies suck and your kino tuned brain won't let you see those posters. Kinda like the sunglasses in They Live, except only if the truly benefit you,senpai.

>A must see in Trump's America!!

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>an emotional rollercoaster ride

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>best movie of the last century

>>87356165
>Yes it's silly, but I found myself enjoying it probably more than I should

>>87365311
MovieStienBerkowitzGreenbaum.

>ONLY in theaters

Bugged me before vod.

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>if you're not enraged by the end of this movie you weren't paying attention

>>87365409
And your other d!

I'll never get over the fact the All Eyez On Me TV Spots said
>one of the top 10 movies in June 2017

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>this movie doesn't exactly reinvent the wheel

>MEET...

>>87367192
>...a girl

>>87367270
>....who's got a penis?!

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>movie about cars does well
>races to the top of the box office

>>87367106
>>one of the top 10 movies in June 2017

lol

like how many movies come out per month anyways theatrically? and did it really specify the year? lol

>>87367294
If a movie came out like this I would so see it. Trannies are the thing these days

>>87367294
>..and is unlucky in more ways than one.(even including the part about her dick, that's a medical thing,not a luck think,I meant she is clumsy and tends to slip and fall in silly manners around potential love interests,may she is lucky,I mean she never had to explain the dick thing, and we all know how awkward that is is,right?)

>>87367192
>>87367270
>>87367294
Starring Rob Schneider as The Penis

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>>87367294

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>>87367329
>movie about a killer does well
>murders a movie audience on its way to the top of the box office
>mfw

>>87367986
>Movie about religion
>Rapes the box office
I think they crossed a line with that one.

>>87368212
Movie about Muslims.
er,um...and now it's time for sports!

>>87362985
>>87363219
>movie about basketball

>slam dunk comedy of the season!

>>87365311
MoVIe

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>ice movie
>"Critics are saying this is one cool movie"

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>>87367975
are they laughing at me penis?

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>moonlight
>swallows the competition

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>>87368519
that was terrible


>ice movie perhaps a winter romantic comedy
>critics are saying you must have a heart of ice if you dont go see this one with your snow bunny

>>87368296
>movie about baseball
>its a homerun!

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>boxing movie
>"A KNOCKOUT PUNCH!"
>"KNOCKS OUT THE COMPETITION!"
>"IT'S LIKE ROCKY"

>>87368693
>romantic movie about sport
>Scored in our hearts!

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>>87368535
Yah

>>87368693
>golf movie
>an emotional hole-in-one

>>87368755
i wanna kiss that pepe

im so fucking lonely... im 29 and have no job/gf/freinds/or anything

>>87367294
>*record scratch*
>>87368807
Doesn't make wanting to kiss an asian girl with a love for memes a bad thing.

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>>87354507
>the most epic movie since 'The Godfather'

>"It was great, 10/10 watch it RIGHT NOW"
>-@liddylikeatiddy
>"THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN"

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>>87362985
>carrot movie
>it's twenty two carrot comedy

>an epic family adventure!

>the feelgood film of the summer!

>>87370196
mistakes...

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>Albuquerque Times calls it "The most impressive film of 2017!"
>"An emotional journey filled with character and wit" says Robert Goldstein of the Iowa Gazette.

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>all little Timmy wanted for christmas was for his dog to get better
>what he got was a surprise
>on christmas day little Timmy's dog turned into a plastic wind up toy
>Sony Pictures presents.. Plastic Buddy

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>>87370442
There's no such thing as the Iowa Gazette

>>87371103
thats the point

>>87370950
is this real movie?

>It's not a great movie but it does exactly what it set out to do.

>movie is a parody

>from the producers who saw

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>>87362985
>"Breathtaking"
>review by rogerebert.com in 2017