What's his best film? I've only seen The Man With Two

>>87347971
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

dirty rotten scoundrels or the jerk.

>>87347971
Don't listen to the crowds, The Jerk is terrible. His best would be either Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels or Planes, Trains and Automobiles

>>87347971
pink panther

>>87348711
Fuck you.

>>87348611
But the crowds told me Planes, Trains and Automobiles is good.

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

LA Story

>>87348804
>Hi I'm jeff, I'll be your mugger for tonight
>Hi Jeff!

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>>87347971

Roxanne

he pretty much sucks in everything

unfunny version of leslie nielsen

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>>87347971
Bowfinger

>>87347971
You HAVE to watch the Jerk, it's PROBABLY his best but didn't age amazingly, still holds up but....
>>87351662 is right, Bowfinger is fantastic.

>>87349225
>Straight man vs. A cynic
Thank you for the reminder people like browse this board talk about things you know nothing about, their white hair is not an acceptable similarity.

>>87347971
The Lonely Guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RjeEYTLkbE

>>87347971
>I still have to watch The Jerk
What the fuck are you doing? Go watch it now.
LA story is a really good one.

>>87351662
I'll never understand why this isn't more popular on /tv/.

>>87352363
It released in '99, it had a loooooot to compete with. Plus eddy murphy in his most self deprecating role at that point in his career? There are a lot of reasons it isn't popular.

>>87347971
Cheaper by the dozen 2