>I have some bad news and some worse news, which one do you want to hear first?
>The bad ones
>I have good news and I have bad news
>the good news is, I found your wife
>>87343927
>Okay, where is she?
>That's the bad news
>>87343988
>she's dead
>>87344023
>i thought you said you had bad news?
>>87344040
Bangladesh
>>87343908
>Doc: I have good news and bad news
>good news is jello is half off in the cafeteria
>>87344040
>or that's what I thought, until I found this audio tape
>listen closely
>the bad news is>there is no good news
>give me the bad news
>AND your other news
>how do you know so much about news?
>my father was a journalist, he taught me everything before he died
>>87344069
>and the bad news?
>well,there is no bad news!
>>87343908
>alright now give me the good news
>that was the good news
>do you want to the bad news or the good news?
>give me the bad news
>well the bad news is ....
>and the good new?
>well... there is no good news
>>87345622
bravo, that really activated my almonds
>>87345622
Ive got some bad news for you friendo
>>87344040
kek
>>87343908
>I have some bad news and some good news
>what's the good news?
>we'll soon be getting out of here
>well that's swell, what's the bad news?
>we have to get through THOSE guys first
>I have good news and i have bad news
>and your other news
>I have good news and bad news
>what's the good news?
>there are no bad news
>>87347598
>I have good news and bad news
>What's the good news
>What news? There are no news