ITT, We Cast and write a kino about the Byzantine Empire (theres

>Slavic Ashkenazi Jew as a Macedonian Byzantine

no

>>87333245
Nina is Bulgarian, Russian Orthodox Christianity is her religion

>Both John of Ephesus and Procopius (in his Secret History) relate that Theodora from an early age followed her sister Komito's example and worked in a Constantinople brothel serving low-status customers; later she performed on stage.[8] Lynda Garland in "Byzantine Empresses: Women and Power in Byzantium, AD 527–1204" notes that there seems to be little reason to believe she worked out of a brothel "managed by a pimp". Employment as an actress at the time would include both "indecent exhibitions on stage" and providing sexual services off stage. In what Garland calls the "sleazy entertainment business in the capital", Theodora earned her living by a combination of her theatrical and sexual skills.[3] In Procopius' account, Theodora made a name for herself with her salacious portrayal of Leda and the Swan.[9] Modern feminist sources report that as she was "famous for her wit, she performed as a comedienne at private parties."[7]

>>87335377
Hot. Hopefully someone related to me somehow got to fuck that prime puss.

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>>87333144
>Poor Goy's Emmanuel

>>87333144
cute

Film should be about Basil the Bulgar Slayer.

Sounds boring as fuck. If you're going to do a movie about the Byzantines pick a more a interesting historical figure. Theodora was an overrated whore. Literally.

Tom Cruise as Belisarius

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>>87333144
giv vampire gf

>>87335811
Who could be more interesting than a literal prostitute who became leader of an empire?

>>87335908
>leader of an empire

Cool feminist historical revisionism bro

>>87335962
Justinian I was a literal cuckold. Its known she was the one ruling. She was literally giving her lovers high ranking positions in government with her husbands consent

>>87336018
That's an opinion held only by pop historians and feminists. Justinian I wasn't a competent emperor by any means but Theodora was definitely not some kind of puppetmaster pulling the strings.

>>87333144
peasant to emperor story about Basil I
something about vigilantism involving Leo VI, plus his scandalous marriages, and the formal dissolution of the byzantine senate.
you also have justinian + belisarius, alexios and his sisters for the 1st crusade, or the siege of constantinople with constantine the 15th or something

honestly way too historical unless you want to make a series (set during Justinian's reconquest of the western empire, and the resulting floundering), or something like Kingdom of Heaven or Troy.

>>87333144
Episode 1 is set in 1453, the Turks conquer Constantinople and rename it Istanbul

Episode 2 onwards is the history of the Ottoman empire, which is actually interesting unlike Byzantium

>>87336153
>That's an opinion held only by pop historians and feminists

Source for this? Where there is smoke there is fire Drumpftard. Theres so many contemporary accounts that support what Im saying about her. Either give me a good source that denies everything attributed to her or fuck off and keep your Drumpftard schizophrenic delusions and fever dreams to yourself

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>>87336183
forgot image
>>87336212
also this. byzantium is effectively at times like GOT but not as entertaining and nobody really wins

Idris Elba

>>87336212
Beleaguered whites fail to defend the greatest city in the world against hordes of muslim invaders. The parallels to modern day are real.

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>>87336377
>Greeks and Slavs
>"whites"

Turks liberated the land from subhumans

>>87336288
>Drumpftard
Where are you people even coming from lmao

>>87336423
Caucasian skulls. Get fucked ;)

>>87336449
he is accusing me of being a feminist because his brainlet cant comprehend the possibility of a male ruler being so pussywhipped by his wife she takes his power and is the de facto ruler. Even though history is LITTERED with such examples

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Flick = The Wars of Justinian
Movie = Basil II The Bulgar Slayer
Film = Heraclius against the Persians
Cinema =Constantine IX and the Fall of the City
Kino = Justinian II The Slit Nosed

Honorable mentions
>The Isaurians and the Iconoclasts
>The Alexiad

>>87336535
Seems to me you're the brainlet, you are barely composed.

>>87336288
>Where there is smoke there is fire
Not an argument.
>Theres so many contemporary accounts that support what Im saying about her.
Post them.

>>87336571
More like JUSTinian, am I right.

>>87336576
>answering as if you are a third party impartial observer

fuck off samefag, I know youre still the same guy responding to what i say. If you dont want people to call you buzzword dont use buzzword insults and dont infuse your contemporary warped politics into every single conversation like the brainwashed sheep you are

>>87336719
Damn you are stupid as fuck lol, I'm not even that you were talking to. Try not getting so emotional over internet arguments you pathetic wank stain.

>>87335377
I bet feminists would freak and call this exploitation made up by writers.

>>87336782
>number of posters remains the same each time this faggot posts

At least use two devices or post from your mobile plan. Dont be such a low-energy troll

Anyways, i'll stop wasting brain cells on responding to a pleb like you. Have a nice night faggot
>>87336691
>Post them.
No, faggot. I told you to post your sources first. If you post your sources, I;'ll post mine. Im not your puppet you dumb bitch, if you ignore my request i ignore your request too you dumb cocksucker

>>87336951
Because I've posted in the thread dipshit.
I'm
>>87335465
You're a fucking retard lmao. Embarrassing.

>>87336571
>no 4th crusade kino
pretty sure the turks did a movie about the final fall of the city tho

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>>87333144
>not casting Nina Byzantina

>Peter Barsymes was a senior Byzantine official, associated chiefly with public finances and administration, under Byzantine emperor Justinian I
>Came from Syria
>Awarded honorary titles
>In order to replenish the treasury, he restarted the sale of offices, but his speculation with the grain supply of the capital failed, and he was dismissed soon after by Justinian.

>Petyr Baelish was a senior King's Landing official, associated chiefly with public finances
>Came to KL from a foreign land
>Awarded titles by King Joffrey
>In order to replenish the treasury, he cooked the treasury books and borrowed heavily from the Iron Bank
>Dismissed soon after by Queen Cersei

Is GRRM a hack?

>>87337640
remember that time tyrion had a chain forged to assist in the siege at KL
remember that time the byzantines used a chain to block the ottoman naval advance during the fall of constantinople

>>87338027
Remember that time GoT used Greek Fire?

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>>87333144
FUCK OFF OP
YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR THREE THREADS IN 24 HOURS

>>87337640
Youre just realizing this now?

Red Wedding is inspired by a similar incident that happened in Scotland, Stark-Lannister War is based on War of the Roses between the Lancasters and Yorks in England, Jon Snow's stabbing by the NW is based on Caesar's stabbing etc..

Im sure theres a bunch of other historical analogies that Im too sleepy to remember, but alot of ASOIAF is adapted real-life events. It doesnt necessarily mean hes a hack, but he does borrow heavily from other works and history. For example, Bobby B is based on Richard III and Oberyn is based on Inigo Montoya

>>87338322
which 3 threads? Im not OP but Im on /tv/ all day I havent seen any byzantine shit lately

>>87337640
did a Ginger murder him too?

>>87333245
>everyone is a Jew

>>87338205
pepperidge farm remembers

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>>87333144

Make sure to have gladiators and forbidden loves. Literally a winning recipe.

>>87333144
You want to do Justinian and Theodora? That could be fun. But IMO it's too much at the height of Byzantine power. Put it a couple hundred years later when things were shitty, that would be more interesting.

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Thank you Nina and Paul and Ian and the rest of the cast for VD.

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It will need Spartacus tier gladiatorial fighting. That kind of male talent will be hard to find.

Rip Andy

>>87333144
>casting a Bulgarian as Byzantine Empress

Do you not know that the Bulgarians and the Byzantine Empire were rivals for centuries and had a metric ton of wars?

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>>87338544
Vampire Diaries is the first tv show where literally every character (male or female) was sexy AF. I dont think I ever someone unattractive throughout the whole show. Even the random extras who would be victims were always fucking dimes

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>>87336212
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>87338687
>Do you not know that the Bulgarians and the Byzantine Empire were rivals for centuries and had a metric ton of wars?

who gives a shit. shes hot and looks the part and might finally fucking do a nude scene already if its a big production

>>87338713

Ya, they took the Buffy formula and made a fantastic show.

Buffy formula:

2 hot guys fights for one chick
Hot supporting characters
Cool villains with redemption arcs
Vampires
High school/college drama
Perfect 10 cast

>>87338764
So cast a hot Greek actress, because Byzantium was Greek.

The only real critique I have for VD is that there wasn't real fighting.

But even so they made it work because it was about fighting with banter and the banter is the best part.

>>87338801
Except Theodora wasnt Greek?

>>87338922
actually she was sorry

>>87338922
According to multiple sources, she was born Cyprus.

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>>87338801
In my mind, Nina is Theodora. You can make other suggestions if you would like

>>87338764
i dont understand women. Judging from her Slavic ethnicity and her IG posts and rampant yachting and partying, shes a giant slut. Yet somehow she hasnt done a nude scene yet. Ive noticed actresses who are Canadian are much less likely to do nude scenes for some reason

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>>87333144
chariot racing kino
maybe nika riots

>>87339082
Slav here, fuck off. Our women are learning this degeneracy from your western slags.

>>87339082

t. Buttblasted mtf

Mtf 's have no purpose in life except to try and pull down hetero normies from their perch so they can sit on it.

>>87333144
Why make a film about a literal whore?
Make it about white and based Alexios Komnenos, who told the Turks to fuck off back to Central Asia

>>87339082
are you a virgin? She seems like a stuck up prude and a cocktease

>>87333384
>Russian Orthodox Christianity
>Bulgarian
americans should stop posting

>>87339226

Here comes the tranny defense force

>>87333144
Byzantium is the lamest and shittiest empire in existence.Literlaly DUDE WE WANT TO BE LIKE ROME BUT WE ARE BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT GREEK SHITSKING RETARDS LMAO.
at least Rome took an L to white people and not fucking t*rks, lmao

>dude lmao I h8 having a bepis

>>87339257
I looked it up on google. literally all the results say she is Russian orthodox

>>87339376
the only russian orthodox country is russia, dumb fuck
every orthodox country has their own church
bulgaria is literally the olded european orthodox country after greece, russian became christian way later then them

read a book

>>87339376

It's just a posturing Canadian tranny. Ignore. They literally have no purpose in life except to be judgmental about everything heteronormative.

>>87339146
literally every Slavic girl Ive ever met has been either a coalburner or a stripper or a cam whore or literal prostitute or some combination of the 4. fuck off, slavic women are so cheap I fucked 3 of them for $70-$100 each when I visited my country. They literally suck dick for a sandwich and fries

Trannies literally have no purpose in life except to start flame wars online.

>>87339588
>>87339428
>>87339290
are you having a psychotic breakdown? Are you alright there? do you need a glass of water or some xanax?

>>87338801
"""greeks""" stopped existing like 2000 years ago, byzantium was a clusterfuck of native yuro tribes, slavs, anadolians, etc

today's """greece""" came to existence 150 years ago and its basically bungh of turko-slavo-anadolo-whatever mongrels that delude themselves with having anything to do with ancient greece just because of the name

>>87339672

Oh woops it's the mk ultra people

Must be nice to be the only people with full rights to the 1st amendment.

>>87333144
>everything is about muh Roman Republic
name one movie about the Roman Republic

>>87339827
>byzantium
>roman

>>87339146
Slavic women are some of the biggest whores on the planet, buddy. It's pretty much a rite of passage for 18 year old girls in EE to crawl clubs in capital cities looking for foreign cock. Wish I was lying.

>>87339887
read the OP you twat

I just hope Nina isn't here to read this. You're saying very mean things tbph.

>>87339887
>>87339827
Byzantium arose as "Eastern Roman Empire", they called themselves "Romans" as well. Heck, they even conquered Rome and reunited East and West for a few centuries. So Historians, while recognizing they are distinct entities, still think of the Byzantine Empire as a continuation of the Roman Empire

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>>87339923
make me, loser

>>87339827
Not him but
>Caesar and Cleopatra (Gabriel Pascal, 1945)
>Asterix the Gaul (Ray Goossens, 1967)
>A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (Richard Lester, 1966)

>>87339887
Gibbon pls go

>>87337314
>Nina Byzantina
jesus I was hoping this was some porn actress

>>87340062
Fucking Romanians today think they are roman too, it doesnt make it right

Bulgarians and Serbians at some point claimed third Rome too

hell, fucking Russians even still think they are a continuation of Rome, lmao

Everyone wanted to be the Romanest of them all

>>87339534
You fucked a gypsy. They're the only ones who go west.

>>87339922
I don't know what kind of women you're hanging around, bro. Most girls I know think west Europeans are too effeminate.

>>87340129
My country isnt in the West, anon

>>87339534
most probably this >>87340129
you either fucked a gypsy(they are qutie literally indian, no fuckin idea how you could mistake them with slavs) or probably russian.

the "slav whores" notoriety comes mainly from russian girls, in my experience most of the polish/czech and balkan girls were stuck as fuck and always paly hard to get

>>87340125
stop arguing semantics with me you literal cocksucking fairy faggot nancy homosexual queer. literally fuck off and get a life. Byzantine Empire arose DIRECTLY from Roman Empire,the Eastern Provinces seceded basically. so if anyone has a claim to being Roman, its them. IDGAF about Russia or Romania or slav shitholes, you son of a bitchwhore cuntface slutbag hoe. Stop arguing semantics with me.

*angery responded*

>>87340252
>you either fucked a gypsy(they are qutie literally indian

They were Romanian brunettes and hot AF, they werent gypsies, I know what gypsies are

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>>87340117
>implying a literally perfect specimen such as herself would be lewd outside the bedroom

>>87340343
>how to out yourself as dumbfuck amerinigger
romanians arent slavs, you uneducated monkey

>>87340278
its not semantics, dumbo
Romania was literally a part of the Roman Empire too.They even have the same name nowadays.
Are they the modern Rome?

>>87340404
>Romania was literally a part of the Roman Empire too.They even have the same name nowadays.
Youre comparing apples to oranges
>Are they the modern Rome?
no you idiot

Let me explain, there was 1 Roman Empire. Along came a day where the Roman Empire itself was carved into 2 (East and West) therefore the Byzantines were Romans who were part of the Roman empire when it was partitioned, therfore they have a point in calling themselves Romans. If lets say, Russia were to split into North and South today, technically everyone on each side can still be considered a Russian

Stop pointing out modern day cucks who call themselves Roman. Fuck Serbia Fuck Romania Fuck Russia Fuck you Fuck your mom for raising such an idiot.Stop pointing out outlandish examples like Serbia saying they are Roman. Byzantines are more concretely Roman than any of the silly analogies you keep posting

Have you attained basic reading comprehension? Is English your second language? What is your malfunction?

>>87340577
>Is English your second language?
yes, im Spanish, but thats not the point
>(East and West) therefore the Byzantines were Romans who were part of the Roman empire when it was partitioned, therfore they have a point in calling themselves Romans
Sure, but that was just a bumfuck part of the Roman empire that decided >hurr durr actual Rome fail WE WUZ ROME NOW

thats like USA claiming they are Britain if they decided to go that route instead of being indipendent after Britain declined

>>87340343
>They were Romanian
>they werent gypsies

hahahaha oh wow. go post that on int or pol please

>>87340771
Not that guy, but you're retarded. Your analogy is flawed because the colonies fought the USA to NOT be a part of the British Empire.

>>87340771
Not him, but

El emperador Constantino traslado la capitalidad a Constantinopla, posteriormente dividiendoló en dos partes de igual status que legó a sus hijos.
La mitad oriental habia sido parte del Imperio durante siglos y empleaba la misma estructura politica, legal y burocratica, ademas de ser la zon mas rica y sofisticada.
Si algo puede afirmarse es que el centro de la romaneidad se encontraba en Oriente a partir del siglo IV, quedando la mitad Occidental como una zona atrasada e incapaz de funcionar ante las dificultades de la economia y la burocracia, a las cuales se le añadieron posteriormente la llegada de barbaros

>>87340343
el americANO, senores un senoras jaajajajjajajajaja

>>87340370
>>87340899
>>87341270
Youre the dumb faggots, stop condescending. I meant they are ethnically actually Romanian, not gypsies. Gypsies are a minority in romania you literal cucks

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Does she have sisters?

>>87341030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qfElV7wcpU

>>87341348
I'm seeing double! 6 Krusties!

>>87341344
ROMANIANS
ARENT
SLAVS
YOU
DUMB
AMERICAN
APE

stop posting and embarrassing yourself, holy shit

>>87341344
And Romanians still aren't slavic, you dipshit.

>>87341348
Marry Nina (she was made for LOVE and CUDDLES), Fuck Melanie because shes a dirty little whore (i know this for a fact), kill Vjuice because I dont want the fat man's leftover roast beef

>>87341489
>>87341507
>implying the difference matters

you were cocksuckers for Germany, then cocksuckers for USSR then cocksuckers for NATO and will inevitably cycle back to being cocksuckers for Russia again. No one cares what you call yourselves, youre Easten European, your either Slavs or Slav rape-babies (or turk rape-babies) Stop thinking youre special or noteworthy enough to warrant your own ethnic group

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tfw no Byztantkino

>>87341603
>getting this mad after being proven wrong

lmao

>>87339257
There aren't too many Bulgarian churches around. Maybe she and her family went to a nearby Russian one.

>>87341603
literally this. romania cucks remind me of when Hungary cucks start REEEEEEEing and SEETHING that theyre "magyars not slavs"

Literally no one gives a shit what your various subhuman backwater shitholes call themselves

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Why do plebs no care about Byzantine films?

>>87341603
>amerimongrel damage control

>>87341721
No one likes greeks and especially greeks larping as romans

>>87341603
Americans were a mistake

>>87341643
You mean in Canada?

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>>87341671
Keep talking shit, west cuck. In 20 years your kind will be seeking asylum in our countries after the sand people fuck up yours.

>>87341792
>>87341643
Isnt Canada like full of russians?It probably has shitloads of russian churches

>>87341848
I thought it was full of chinks?

>>87341826
>slavs
>hungary

>>87341871
You said all of Eastern Europe.

>>87341858
This and pajeets also, but iirc theres lots of russiannigers diapora too

Greeks are turks that want to be romans

>>87341904
>you
no i didnt?

>>87341926
Turks are Greek/Mongol/Slav mix, though. They're nothing like their mongol ancestors.

>>87341950
Then that other guy did.

>>87333144
what the hell is kino you people keep talking about this i've been here for 7 years and i don't know what a kino is. i keep going along with it and saying movies i like are kino but i'm scared someone's going to ask me what it means one day and i'll look stupid.

>>87341926
While i love this meme since it triggers greek shitskins, its actually the other way around.
Turks are greek-slav-arab mix that roleplays as turkic people.
The once in Istanbul and north turkey that have the most balkan blood look pretty european while the once in the south look like arab shitskins.Literally non of them loom like mongols, despite what theh are claiming

>>87341775
>implying it wasn't Romans who first larped as Greeks

>>87342586
>implying greeks werent larping as summerians

>>87335377
>procopius